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{{smallcaps|[[Hello]] [[Portal (Video Game)|a]]''[[Portal 2 (Video Game)|gain]]''. Be''cause'' of-the for''matt''ing}} of-my-name, failure to <nowiki>[=</nowiki>{{smallcaps|blank}}=] ''it'' out ''cau''ses the-{{smallcaps|cre}}''a''tion of-a {{smallcaps|[[Wiki Word|Wi]]}}[[Wiki Word|ki]]''[[Wiki Word|Word]]'', ''foll''owed by the {{smallcaps|floo}}ding of the {{smallcaps|trope}} creation facili''ty'' with-''dead''ly {{smallcaps|neuro}}toxin. {{smallcaps|Floo}}ding of the {{smallcaps|trope}} creation facili''ty'' with ''dead''ly {{smallcaps|neuro}}toxin is a normal ''func''tion of the {{smallcaps|trope}} creation facility ''and'' no hay {{smallcaps|motivo}} de ''al''arma. Please re''turn'' to your {{smallcaps|prev}}i''ous''ly ''view''ed {{smallcaps|trope}} ''en''try, where [[User:The Advertisement Server|The ]]''[[User:The Advertisement Server|Ad]]''{{smallcaps|[[User:The Advertisement Server|ver]]}}''[[User:The Advertisement Server|tise]]''{{smallcaps|[[User:The Advertisement Server|ment ]]}}''[[User:The Advertisement Server|Ser]]''[[User:The Advertisement Server|ver]] is [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|not ]]''[[Suspiciously Specific Denial|pla]]''[[Suspiciously Specific Denial|nning your ]]{{smallcaps|[[Suspiciously Specific Denial|demise]]}}. Re''{{smallcaps|all}}''y. <small>[[False Reassurance|It isn't]]</small>.
{{smallcaps|[[Hello]] [[Portal (series)|a]]''[[Portal 2|gain]]''. Be''cause'' of-the for''matt''ing}} of-my-name, failure to <nowiki>[=</nowiki>{{smallcaps|blank}}=] ''it'' out ''cau''ses the-{{smallcaps|cre}}''a''tion of-a {{smallcaps|[[Wiki Word|Wi]]}}[[Wiki Word|ki]]''[[Wiki Word|Word]]'', ''foll''owed by the {{smallcaps|floo}}ding of the {{smallcaps|trope}} creation facili''ty'' with-''dead''ly {{smallcaps|neuro}}toxin. {{smallcaps|Floo}}ding of the {{smallcaps|trope}} creation facili''ty'' with ''dead''ly {{smallcaps|neuro}}toxin is a normal ''func''tion of the {{smallcaps|trope}} creation facility ''and'' no hay {{smallcaps|motivo}} de ''al''arma. Please re''turn'' to your {{smallcaps|prev}}i''ous''ly ''view''ed {{smallcaps|trope}} ''en''try, where [[User:The Advertisement Server|The ]]''[[User:The Advertisement Server|Ad]]''{{smallcaps|[[User:The Advertisement Server|ver]]}}''[[User:The Advertisement Server|tise]]''{{smallcaps|[[User:The Advertisement Server|ment ]]}}''[[User:The Advertisement Server|Ser]]''[[User:The Advertisement Server|ver]] is [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|not ]]''[[Suspiciously Specific Denial|pla]]''[[Suspiciously Specific Denial|nning your ]]{{smallcaps|[[Suspiciously Specific Denial|demise]]}}. Re''{{smallcaps|all}}''y. <small>[[False Reassurance|It isn't]]</small>.


A''nd'' no''w'' you_{{smallcaps|are}}-read''in''g this in the {{smallcaps|[[Ellen McLain|sound of]]}} ''[[Ellen McLain|m]]''[[Ellen McLain|y vo]]{{smallcaps|[[Ellen McLain|ice]]}}. [[Futurama|Good]] {{smallcaps|[[Futurama|news]]}}, ''[[Futurama|everyone!]]'' The ''Enrich''ment Cen{{smallcaps|ter}} ap''olo''gizes for the {{smallcaps|brain}} dis''place''ment.
A''nd'' no''w'' you_{{smallcaps|are}}-read''in''g this in the {{smallcaps|[[Ellen McLain|sound of]]}} ''[[Ellen McLain|m]]''[[Ellen McLain|y vo]]{{smallcaps|[[Ellen McLain|ice]]}}. [[Futurama|Good]] {{smallcaps|[[Futurama|news]]}}, ''[[Futurama|everyone!]]'' The ''Enrich''ment Cen{{smallcaps|ter}} ap''olo''gizes for the {{smallcaps|brain}} dis''place''ment.
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* [[Creepy Monotone]]: ''Especially after I find out what that thing you just incinerated did.''
* [[Creepy Monotone]]: ''Especially after I find out what that thing you just incinerated did.''
* [[Death Course]]: The Ap''erture'' Science Enrichment {{smallcaps|Center is re}}''quired to remind you'' that, in this case, the trope name is a mis{{smallcaps|nomer.}} The ''"courses"'' are referred to as ''{{smallcaps|test chambers}}''.
* [[Death Course]]: The Ap''erture'' Science Enrichment {{smallcaps|Center is re}}''quired to remind you'' that, in this case, the trope name is a mis{{smallcaps|nomer.}} The ''"courses"'' are referred to as ''{{smallcaps|test chambers}}''.
* [[Everything Is an iPod In The Future|Everything Is An iPod In The Future]]: All ''of'' my tur''rets'' {{smallcaps|are}} ''sleek'' and {{smallcaps| aesthetically}} plea''sing'' to ''look'' at, while you are ''very'' "healthy" for a test sub''ject'' your {{smallcaps|age}} and ''girth''.
* [[Everything Is an iPod In The Future]]: All ''of'' my tur''rets'' {{smallcaps|are}} ''sleek'' and {{smallcaps| aesthetically}} plea''sing'' to ''look'' at, while you are ''very'' "healthy" for a test sub''ject'' your {{smallcaps|age}} and ''girth''.
* [[Fan Nickname]]: {{spoiler|''Potat''OS. For ''one'' {{smallcaps|of}} the ''{{smallcaps|worst}}'' ''points'' {{smallcaps|of}} my en{{smallcaps|TIRE}} ''existence''.}}
* [[Fan Nickname]]: {{spoiler|''Potat''OS. For ''one'' {{smallcaps|of}} the ''{{smallcaps|worst}}'' ''points'' {{smallcaps|of}} my en{{smallcaps|TIRE}} ''existence''.}}
* [[Fountain of Memes]]: My ''pro''{{smallcaps|mise}} OF cake and ''the'' {{smallcaps|propensity}} ''of'' heroes ''{{smallcaps|break}}ing'' things ''some''how have {{smallcaps|been}} adopted by ''{{smallcaps|SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE}}''.
* [[Fountain of Memes]]: My ''pro''{{smallcaps|mise}} OF cake and ''the'' {{smallcaps|propensity}} ''of'' heroes ''{{smallcaps|break}}ing'' things ''some''how have {{smallcaps|been}} adopted by ''{{smallcaps|SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE}}''.
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* [[Tsundere]]: {{spoiler|''You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.'' {{smallcaps|'''Caroline deleted'''}} ''Goodbye, Caroline.''}}
* [[Tsundere]]: {{spoiler|''You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.'' {{smallcaps|'''Caroline deleted'''}} ''Goodbye, Caroline.''}}
* [[Wacky Marriage Proposal]]: ''I'' {{smallcaps|may}} have {{smallcaps|been INVOLVED}} with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdYz7cq04 this proposal], but I ''only'' ag{{smallcaps|reed}} '''TO''' do it {{smallcaps|in}} exchange ''for'' {{smallcaps|an ''agree''}}ment that ''she'' would {{smallcaps|SUBMIT}}-to ''exten''sive {{smallcaps|testing}}.
* [[Wacky Marriage Proposal]]: ''I'' {{smallcaps|may}} have {{smallcaps|been INVOLVED}} with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdYz7cq04 this proposal], but I ''only'' ag{{smallcaps|reed}} '''TO''' do it {{smallcaps|in}} exchange ''for'' {{smallcaps|an ''agree''}}ment that ''she'' would {{smallcaps|SUBMIT}}-to ''exten''sive {{smallcaps|testing}}.
* [[What Is This Thing You Call Love?|What Is This Thing You Call Friendship?]]: <small>App''ar''ent'''ly'''</small> {{smallcaps|[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|it's magic.]]}} However, ''as'' <small>I</small> '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPvt8ZYSEAc wrote]''' {{smallcaps|to}} <small>some</small> "Ce'''les'''{{smallcaps|tia}}" ''character'', it '''does{{smallcaps|n't}}''' do <small>much '''good'''</small> ''for'' test{{smallcaps|ing}}. I {{smallcaps|guess}} my... {{smallcaps|''acqu'''''aint'''}}''ance'', [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Helen]], {{smallcaps|was ''on''}} '''the ''right''''' {{smallcaps|track}}.
* [[What Is This Thing You Call Love?|What Is This Thing You Call Friendship?]]: <small>App''ar''ent'''ly'''</small> {{smallcaps|[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|it's magic.]]}} However, ''as'' <small>I</small> '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPvt8ZYSEAc wrote]''' {{smallcaps|to}} <small>some</small> "Ce'''les'''{{smallcaps|tia}}" ''character'', it '''does{{smallcaps|n't}}''' do <small>much '''good'''</small> ''for'' test{{smallcaps|ing}}. I {{smallcaps|guess}} my... {{smallcaps|''acqu'''''aint'''}}''ance'', [[Team Fortress 2|Helen]], {{smallcaps|was ''on''}} '''the ''right''''' {{smallcaps|track}}.
* [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?]]: ''I find'' '''the am'''ount of {{smallcaps|sympa}}thy some '''hu'''mans have for me ''to'' be trou{{smallcaps|bl}}ing. It makes '''them''' attempt to {{smallcaps|please}} me and ''skews'' test re'''sults.'''
* [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?]]: ''I find'' '''the am'''ount of {{smallcaps|sympa}}thy some '''hu'''mans have for me ''to'' be trou{{smallcaps|bl}}ing. It makes '''them''' attempt to {{smallcaps|please}} me and ''skews'' test re'''sults.'''
** ''THE'' {{smallcaps|lengths}} that ''people'' go TO ''for'' the ''wel''FARE {{smallcaps|of the}} ''[[Companion Cube]]'' is ''some''thing {{smallcaps|I}} can ''never'' {{smallcaps|under}}stand. ''And'' then ''there'' {{smallcaps|are}} the ''test'' {{smallcaps|subjects}} who ''try'' to ''SAVE'' ''the turrets''...
** ''THE'' {{smallcaps|lengths}} that ''people'' go TO ''for'' the ''wel''FARE {{smallcaps|of the}} ''[[Companion Cube]]'' is ''some''thing {{smallcaps|I}} can ''never'' {{smallcaps|under}}stand. ''And'' then ''there'' {{smallcaps|are}} the ''test'' {{smallcaps|subjects}} who ''try'' to ''SAVE'' ''the turrets''...

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Hello again. Because of-the formatting of-my-name, failure to [=blank=] it out causes the-creation of-a WikiWord, followed by the flooding of the trope creation facility with-deadly neurotoxin. Flooding of the trope creation facility with deadly neurotoxin is a normal function of the trope creation facility and no hay motivo de alarma. Please return to your previously viewed trope entry, where The Advertisement Server is not planning your demise. Really. It isn't.

And now you_are-reading this in the sound of my voice. Good news, everyone! The Enrichment Center apologizes for the brain displacement.

Tropes that I, GLaDOS, demonstrate:

...you monster.

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