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* In ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4240771/1/Partially_Kissed_Hero [Partially Kissed Hero]]'', Harry needs to distract [[Villain with Good Publicity|Dumbledore]], so he dupes the entire Wizarding government of England into thinking that the evil American muggle Colonel Harland Sanders (KFC) and his cronies Barney the Dinosaur and a doughboy from Pillsbury are out to kill them with eleven herbs and spices.

* ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2318355/1/Make_A_Wish[Make a Wish (fanfic)|Make a Wish]]'' basically consists entirely of these: After finding out about the prophecy in book 5, Harry decides to have a bit of fun before his inevitable end at the hands of Voldemort and goes on a world trip. He travels from country to country in the disguise of "Mr. Black" and due to an egregious amount of dumb luck and strange coincidences, he dispatches Death Eaters and other bad guys left and right without really realizing what he is doing. The whole time, "Mr. Black" is watched by various magical law enforcement organizations, reporters, etc. who are convinced that Harry's bumbling around is actually a case of [[Obfuscating Stupidity]]. When Harry returns to England, "Mr. Black" is dreaded all over the world as the biggest badass dark-wizard-killer of known history, who is older and more powerful than Merlin himself, was responsible for the sinking of Atlantis, etc. pp.

Is what the story needed!<br />

(and later)<br />

{{quote|''[[Negima|Haruna]] got the resulting rumble back out of control by simple Magnificent Bastardry. "[[Art Initiates Life|Imperium Graphices!]] [[Naughty Tentacles|Summon Overfiend, Great Paru-sama Edition!]]"''<br />

'''Electo-Ghost''': (fiddles with Thermos) Come on, come on, how do you get this thing to work?! (activates it and [[Go Out with a Smile|laughs]] as he's sucked inside)<br />

'''Danny''': O-kay... That was definitely a new one on me. (To the Ghostbusters) Uh... hi?<br />

'''Peter''': (team express just as much confusion) Any thoughts?<br />

Should ve known, you astard. You [[Bad Boss|de ed me wage bene and no raise for mil years]]. [[The Dog Bites Back|Of course I would venge on you, and your p cious Sue]].<br />

Sin ly,<br />

'''Matt:''' [[Casual Danger Dialog|That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen. We still in agreement over who to confess to?]]<br />

'''Mello:''' [[Oh Crap|Light?]] <br />

{{quote|''Light pulled himself up to the counter, putting on his, '[[Stepford Smiler|I'm completely normal]] [[Cute and Psycho|and if you don't believe me,]] [[I'll Kill You!|I'll kill you,]]' façade. Evidently, it didn't work; the bartender simply continued to stare apprehensively at the [[Blood Splattered Warrior|faded blood-stain on Light's uniform]] before slowly reaching for his gun. Best not to trust soldiers.'' <br />

''"He's going to shoot us, isn't he?" [[Original Character|Nathanial]] watched as the bartender froze and carefully removed his hand from the vicinity of his rifle, noticing for the first time, perhaps, just how many weapons the [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits|rag-tag team]] had.'' <br />

''"Someone's always trying to shoot us." [[Original Character|Marcus]] was very apt in pointing things like this out, creating a philosophy that predicted all manner of reactions to their ensemble.'' <br />

''The bartender made an inward estimate of the money he would lose through property damage. Damn foreign soldiers.''<br />

'''Mello''': Isn't it obvious? It'll be the best advantage, since I can't work with an organization that operates with Near, [[Combat Pragmatist|and without being restricted by the law, I'll have the upper hand]].<br />

'''Matt''': And, of course there's always a great excuse to dress in tight black leather.<br />

'''Mello''': What?<br />

'''Matt''': [[Defensive "What?"|What?]]<br />

'''Matt''': [[Casual Danger Dialogue|Yes]] [[Dissonant Serenity|Linda?]]<br />

{{quote|'''Matt''': Relax, it's not a job interview...[[No Except Yes|uh, well, it kind of is]], but honestly, you'll be fine.<br />

'''Linda''': You mean it?<br />

{{quote|''Raito stormed off, and four hours after that, all the detectives gather around the television, torn between [[Crosses the Line Twice|laughter and louder laughter]] when a gang known for kidnapping, gang-raping, and trafficking young girls and boys into prostitution all die of what appears to be autoerotic asphyxiation--bodies falling conveniently in a public square.''<br />

''The chief squints. "Does that--?"''<br />

''L narrows his eyes and drinks more coffee.''<br />

''"Yeah," one of the others says.''<br />

''"It totally does," another detective chimes in.''<br />

''"L SUCKS DICK," the Chief reads.''<br />

'''Wedge''': [[Rule of Three|Tainer-]]<br />

* The entire Anything Goes Martial Arts Baseball Game from the ''[[Ranma 1/2 fic½]]'' fic ''[[Girl days]]''.

{{quote|As the Black Rose fumed at this most preposterous of humiliations, a heated argument began between the two team captains. Ranma's captain insisted that the ball had been caught on a pop-fly, so Shampoo was out. Shampoo's captain insisted that Kodachi wasn't on the team, wasn't in the game, and wasn't even in the school, so the ball was live. The umpire was beating her head against a tree and saying something about moving to Australia.}}

* ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/1 Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version]'' has one about every single chapter, due to the fact that everyone [[Only Sane Man|except Sora]] (sometimes) is a [[Jerkass|total asshole]] or an [[Artificial Stupidity|idiot of epic proportions]].

{{quote|'''LP:''' [[Catch Phrase|COMMUNISM IS A LIE!]]<br />

'''Drunk:''' No, no, no!... [[Portal (series)|Th' cake ish a lie!]]<br />

'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Gaz]]'': Zim, her secret is nothing that would interest you.<br />

'''Zim''': Oh? And how do YOU know what secrets I want to know? How do you know her secret won't help us with our plans for world dominations?<br />

'''Gaz''': I doubt fluffy, pink bras will help us conquer the world.<br />

[[The Ditz|"Wrong number!"]]<br />