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{{quote|'''Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?''' |
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''First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.'' |
''First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.'' |
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I require assistance Robert, for I am inebriated in a passageway.
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Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? —Reputed answer to a bonus question on an engineering midterm exam. Not a true story, mind you, but funny nonetheless.
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“Wow this question is silly, BUT DO ADULT FEMALE TROLLS WEAR BRAS? Or do they not have meat sacs on their chests?” —Andrew Hussie responding to a question, via Tumblr
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"It's funny, it looks great, and it makes us want to kick a Demoman in an extremely precise area (that the bean counters won't let us mention because they're all such huge extremely precise areas)."
—The Team Fortress 2 developers regarding a contest-winning poster.
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"This is going to sound like a corny line, but did anyone ever tell you that configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?"
—Kryten, Red Dwarf, "Camille"
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