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{{quote|'''''“Wow this question is silly, BUT DO ADULT FEMALE [[Homestuck|TROLLS]] [[Non-Mammal Mammaries|WEAR BRAS]]? Or do they not have meat sacs on their chests?”''''' |
{{quote|'''''“Wow this question is silly, BUT DO ADULT FEMALE [[Homestuck|TROLLS]] [[Non-Mammal Mammaries|WEAR BRAS]]? Or do they not have meat sacs on their chests?”''''' |
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''Whatever it is they wear, they probably don’t call them bras. They probably call them something ridiculous like heft satchels or protrusion hammocks. Bulbhuggers? |
''Whatever it is they wear, they probably don’t call them bras. They probably call them something ridiculous like heft satchels or protrusion hammocks. Bulbhuggers? |
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Jut duffels. |
''Jut duffels. |
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Gland hoisters? |
''Gland hoisters? |
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Ok one more… |
''Ok one more… |
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Actually no that’s all I got. |
''Actually no that’s all I got. |
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(Wobble rucksack.)'' |
''(Wobble rucksack.)'' |
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|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''' responding to a question, via Tumblr}} |
|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''' responding to a question, via Tumblr}} |
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I require assistance Robert, for I am inebriated in a passageway. |
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? —Reputed answer to a bonus question on an engineering midterm exam. Not a true story, mind you, but funny nonetheless.
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“Wow this question is silly, BUT DO ADULT FEMALE TROLLS WEAR BRAS? Or do they not have meat sacs on their chests?” —Andrew Hussie responding to a question, via Tumblr
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"It's funny, it looks great, and it makes us want to kick a Demoman in an extremely precise area (that the bean counters won't let us mention because they're all such huge extremely precise areas)." —The Team Fortress 2 developers regarding a contest-winning poster.
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"This is going to sound like a corny line, but did anyone ever tell you that configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?" —Kryten, Red Dwarf, "Camille"
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