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{{trope}}
{{quote|''"I'm sure viewership would triple if I had one of those crappy cartoon theme songs that bludgeons you over the head with the blunt end of the show's premise."''
|'''Strong Bad''', ''[[Homestar Runner]]'', [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail155.html sbemail #155]}}
A [[Theme Tune]] which explains, fairly specifically, the premise of the show. An [[Opening Narration]] in verse. It might also throw in an [[Intro Dump]] for the central characters during the middle 10 seconds.
This was fairly standard for the early [[Sitcom]]. Later sitcoms moved away from this form in favor of the [[Thematic Theme Tune]], and then toward the [[Surreal Theme Tune]]. Today, the
Some shows might use the
This style of [[Theme Tune]] is also the most common for a [[Show Within a Show]], and is practically universal when the fictional show is meant to be mocked.
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{{examples}}
== Anime ==
* The 4Kids dub of ''[[One Piece]]''. (The original and Funimation dub uses a standard [[Anime Theme Song]].)
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** And who could forget the opening to the original ''Pokémon Chronicles'' (''Raikou, Legend of Thunder'' in Japan)? The opening sounds like a freaking ''advertisement'' when the announcer reads, "Old friends! New adventures! Never-before-seen stories from the world of Pokémon!"
** Just the US dub? Japan does it too y'know. The title of the Japanese season 1 opening outright translates as "Aim to be a Pokémon Master".
* "[[Kirby:
* The ''[[Nerima Daikon Brothers]]'' opening has shades of this, but the English dub cranks it up a notch.
* The English dub of ''Amazing Three''. "''Spacemen with a mission, you must make a very big decision...''"
* The English dub of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' has a song about the title character "Fighting Evil by Moonlight" and "Winning love by daylight". It matches up... for the first season. Between having found her true love, her powers no longer being "new", and any Senshi that shows up after the first arc being left out... The original didn't have this and the song was more about
** [[Anime Theme Song
** The (undubbed) 5th season, replaces the standard opening theme, "Moonlight Densetsu", with "Sailor Star Song", which was written just for the show (the lyrics were actually written by the Mangaka of the original manga) but still isn't really this.
* The dub of ''[[Kinnikuman Nisei|Ultimate Muscle]]'' had a quite [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ac3Cr965jM catchy], but blatantly expository one. It manages to be less of a [[Spoiler Opening]] than the Japanese one, due to the increased speed of the animation making it more difficult to pick out all the characters shown.
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* ''[[Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan|Bludgeoning Angel Dokurochan]]''
* The English dub of ''[[Monster Rancher (anime)|Monster Rancher]]''. "''I was transported / to a faraway land / in a world where monsters rule. I played the game like an ace / now we're in this place / to save the monsters from the [[Big Bad|evil Moo]].''"
* How can anyone over 30 forget "''
* The theme to the English dubbed version of ''[[8 Man]]'' combined this trope and [[Never Trust a Trailer]], as the theme and ([[Importation Expansion|American animated]]) opening sequence described 8th Man fighting aliens (which he never does) and flying (which he can't do).
* ''[[Ulysses 31]]'': "''Ulysses! Ulysses! Soaring through all the galaxies! In search of earth, flying into the night!''"
** [
** [
* ''[[Digimon Adventure]]'', while being one of the better dubs in existence, suffers from a particularly repetitive, if kind of catchy, theme song.
** [[Digimon Frontier]] on the other hand, has a more vagueish, yet still quite expository theme.
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* The abortive ''[[Gundam]]'' spin-off ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8um1N78AhY Doozy Bots]'' had one of these, which was as cheesy and [[So Bad It's Good]] as the series itself nearly was.
* ''[[Dragon Ball GT]]'''s original dub opening. "''Step into the Grand Tour, Grand Tour, Grand Tour''..."
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* Despite appearing in a non-audio medium, the [[Blackhawk
== Fan Works ==
* '''Parody:''' ''[[Lost]]'' doesn't have a Theme Tune, so the guys at ''[[Weebl and Bob]]'' made one for them. See it [https://web.archive.org/web/20130305063547/http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Lost
** Here are the Lost titles done ''Battlestar Galactica'' style, "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUShe6H6eVE Battlestar: Lostica]".
** And [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIyUb_3vSE another], inspired by a ''[[Shortpacked]]'' strip.
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== Films -- Live Action ==
* ''[[Ghostbusters]]''
{{quote|
''In your neighborhood
''Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
''When there's something weird
''And it don't look good
''Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!'' }}
* ''[[The Guns of Navarone]]'' and ''Gun Fight at OK Corral'', both composed by Dimitri Tiomkin.
** [[The Western|Westerns]] seem to like
* Expository Theme Tunes for movies were common in the 1950s, very rare nowadays. The most famous is undoubtedly "Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darlin'" from the classic western ''[[High Noon]]'' by Dimitri Tiomkin (again) and Ned Washington, which lays out the hero's motivation and objectives while appealing to his wife to stay with him in spite of what he's about to face. Despite the line "look at that big hand move along nearin' high noon," it can hardly be called a [[Title Theme Tune]].
* The movie ''High Society'' features an opening song explaining the premise sung by [[Louis Armstrong]].
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* In ''[[Baseketball]]'', Trey Parker's character turns on the radio and listens to a song that describes his situation in absurd detail.
** "Look out ahead, there's a truck changing lanes/You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip..."
* "''Here come the [[Men in Black (film)|Men in Black]]''": [[Will Smith]] made rap songs for both ''MIB'' and ''MIIB''. They're identical in concept to
* The theme song of ''Maniac Cop 2'' is an Expository Theme ''Rap Song'', [http://www.dreadcentral.com/story/maniac-cop-remain-silent-no-longer explaining the premise of the series].
* ''[[¡Three Amigos!|Three Amigos]]''
{{quote|
''Brother to Brother and everyone
''A brave amigo
''And Amigos forever we'll be!'' }}▼
▲And Amigos forever we'll be!'' }}
* ''[[Flash Gordon (film)|Flash Gordon]]'':
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''FLASH! -- AAAAA!
''Saviour of the universe!
''dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
''FLASH! -- AAAAA!
''He's a miracle!
''dum dum dum dum dum dum
''FLASH! -- AAAA!
''King of the impossible!
''He'll save every one of us
''Stand for every one of us
''He'll save with a mighty hand
''Every man, every woman, every child
''With a mighty flash!'' }}
* ''If you're living in a bubble and you don't have a care/Then, you're in for trouble, cause we're gonna steal your air!/Cause what you got is what we need/And all we do is dirty deeds/We're the [[Spaceballs]]!/Watch out, we're the Spaceballs!''
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q39f4YzK6sU Yor's] from ''[[Yor, the Hunter from the Future]]''.
* [[Tom Lehrer]] felt this was what ''[[Oedipus the King|Oedipus Rex]]'' was missing, so he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScdJURKGWM wrote one].
* Parodied by [["Weird Al"
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** "''[[Green Acres]]'' is the place to be/Farm livin' is the life for me!" ... "Dahlink, I love you, but give me Park Avenue!"
* ''[[The Patty Duke Show]]''
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''From Zanzibar to Berkeley Square
''But Patty's only seen the sights
''What a crazy pair...'' }}
* ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'' (Subject to somewhat of an [[Memetic Mutation|Internet fad]] -- "Now this is the story all about how / my life got flipped, turned upside-down..." )
*** For a hilarious parody, search [[YouTube]] for "fresh prince gangsta version".
** It's not just an online thing. Quoting a bit of the ''Fresh Prince'' theme to a friend in a crowded bar where the majority of patrons were tweens and teens in [[The Nineties]] quite often results in a [[Crowd Song]] situation.
* ''[[Gilligan's Island|Gilligans Island]]'' ("...Five passengers set sail that day / For a three-hour tour / A three-hour tour...")
** The theme actually helped to get the show on the air in the first place! [[Sherwood Schwartz]] had trouble selling it to [[CBS]] because the head of the network thought it would be a pain explaining to everyone every week why they were on the island, so he wrote [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIvslFMAaew an opening song to get the point across]. It worked, but because it was a calypso and the show [[Did Not Do the Research|was set in the Pacific]], it was drastically changed for the series...
* ''[[The Nanny]]'', in a deliberate retro spoof of 1960s shows ("... That's how she became The Nanny...")
* ''[[The Dukes of Hazzard]]''
* The ''[[Knight Rider]]'' intro explains who David Hasselhoff's Michael Night is. Arguably, it fits more in the [[Theme Tune Roll Call]] trope, except only one character is introduced.
* ''[[Small Wonder]]''
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* ''[[The Addams Family]]'' ("They're creepy and they're kooky / Mysterious and spooky..." -- * snap* , * snap* )
* One of the games in the American version of ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]'' is based on this concept.
* ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' ("In the not-too-distant future, / [[Next Sunday
* The theme song to ''[[The Weird Al Show]]'' tells the long and convoluted story of how a very strange man came to get his own TV series ("Oh-h-h-h / This is a story 'bout a guy named Al / Who lived in the sewers with his hamster pal...").
* ''[[H.R. Pufnstuf]]'' ("But the boat belonged to a kooky old witch/Who had in mind the flute to snitch...")
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* ''[[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]'' ("Ahhh! After 10,000 years, I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth..." "Alpha, Rita's escaped! [[Lampshade Hanging|Recruit a team of]] [[Recruit Teenagers with Attitude|teenagers with attitude!]]")
** Even more so in the [[Theme Tune Extended|full-length version]] of the song.
{{quote|
''They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score
''No one will ever take them down
''The power lies on their si-i-i-i-i-i-iiiide...'' }}
*** The short version of the song loses its exposition after the first season (and the first episode of the second).
** ''[[Power Rangers]]'' actually waffles back and forth with this quite a bit. Disregarding generalizations like "We'll protect the world," quite a few of them aren't (''[[Power Rangers Dino Thunder|Dino Thunder]]'', ''[[Power Rangers SPD|SPD]]'', ''[[Power Rangers RPM|RPM]]'') while a few (''[[Power Rangers Zeo|Zeo]]'', ''[[Power Rangers Lost Galaxy|Lost Galaxy]]'', ''[[Power Rangers Operation Overdrive|Operation Overdrive]]'') do it quite heavily, with ''Operation Overdrive'' doing so GRATINGLY. ''[[Power Rangers Jungle Fury|Jungle Fury]]'' does this to such an extent as to render watching the actual show moot, as it basically gives everything away save the ending.
* The mostly dramatic (and certainly not a sitcom) ''[[Sea Change]]'' manages a pretty expository theme tune: "Don't want to live in the city/My friends tell me I'm changing". Complete with shots of the drive out of the city to the coast.
* ''[[F Troop]]''
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* The first two seasons of ''[[Red Dwarf]]'' do this after the theme, which was disguised as a distress call describing the situation.
** The closing theme was originally meant to be an
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAYPNF4aIf0 theme] to the McLean Stevenson sitcom ''Hello Larry'' is a hilariously clumsy attempt at this trope. It almost sounds like the producers just walked into the recording studio and handed the singer a copy of the pitch they gave the network, then told him to improvise a melody, change everything to second person and toss in some rhymes here and there. Not to mention the wonderfully [[
* ''Here Come the Double Deckers''
* Parodied in ''The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo'' whose theme song raves on about how brave and selfless the sheriff is (though we know he's actually greedy and incompetent) played over a montage of the disasters Lobo and his men cause. It ends with Sheriff Lobo, who's been striding down a line of deputies standing by their patrol cars, calling "Move 'em out!" whereupon they all drive off at the same time causing one big pile-up.
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* ''[[One Foot in the Grave]]''. The opening and closing themes sung by [[Eric Idle]] describe the main character, Victor Meldrew, quite well. ("It's true that my body has seen better days / But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave")
* ''[[Phil of the Future]]'': [[Ear Worm|"Meet a boy named Phil and his family, on vacation from the 22nd century..."]]
* Parodied by ''It's Garry Shandling's Show'' ("This is the theme to Garry's Show/The opening theme to Garry's show/Garry called me up and asked if I
* ''[[That's So Raven]]'' ("It's the future I can see / It's so mysterious to me...")
* ''[[Remote Control]]'' ("Kenny wasn't like the other kids...")
* ''[[Hannah Montana]]'': "Who would have thought that a girl like me / would double as a superstar?"
* ''[[The Goodies]]'' had two sets of lyrics over the course of its run. The first set listed some of the services the Goodies might be able to provide (A circus or a seaside pier/A sausage or a can of beer,/A stripper or a clown/Prices going down/We can make it happen here). The second was a more generic description of the Goodies themselves (Here we come, into town/Gettin' up, fallin' down).
* ''Welcome to [[LazyTown]] / A place where you'll wanna stay
* ''[[Wonder Woman (TV series)|Wonder Woman]], Wonder Woman./ All the world's waiting for you,/ and the power you possess./ In your satin tights,/fighting for your rights/And the old Red, White, and Blue!''
* ''Do, Do, Do, Do You Have It? [[Nickelodeon Guts|GUTS]]!''
* ''[[Sonny With a Chance]]'''s theme song starts off with "Off to the races; I'm going places; Might be a long shot; Not gonna waste it; This is the big break; And it's callin' my name"
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* Why even bother watching the first episode of ''[[Beetleborgs]]''? The theme song is basically a synopsis of the whole thing.
* ''[[Branded]]''
{{quote|
''There at Bitter Creek
''And they say he ran away!
''Branded! Scorned as the one who ran.
''What do you do when you're branded, and you know you're a man?
''Wherever you go, for the rest of your life
''You must prooooove you're a man.'' }}
* ''[[Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad]]''
{{quote|
''Superhuman Samurai!
''They're gonna amp it up!
''And kick some giga-butt!
''They're gonna rip it up!
''Our hero always makes the cut! }}
* ''[[My Mother the Car]]''
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* ''[[Hank]]''
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* ''[[Dragnet]]''▼
* ''[[The Mickey Mouse Club]]''
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* ''[[Star Trek]]''▼
* ''[[The Lone Ranger]]''
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* ''[[Frasier]]'''s [[Ending Theme]] is technically something of an exposition describing the title character, but it's so meandering, oblique, and metaphorical that it barely counts.
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* ''[[Dick and Dom in da Bungalow]]''
{{quote|
''Get
''There's so many things to do and lots of people to meet
''In Da Bungalow and on the street...
''(Go Go Dick and Dom!) }}
* The short-lived 1981 sitcom ''Open All Night'' took this to its logical extreme by having a theme song that told the entire life story of the protagonist, from birth to the present day.
{{quote|
''Born in Ohio the day before Easter
''Had a normal childhood, did OK in school
''Graduated from Columbus High in 1962... }}
* The theme song of Colombian [[Soap Opera]] ''Las Juanas'' mixes this with [[Theme Tune Roll Call]], beginning with a brief explanation of the plot, before doing a role call with the names and personalities of the titular characters.
== Music ==
* "Hey, Hey, we're [[The Monkees (band)|The Monkees]] / and people say we monkey around / but we're too busy singing / to put anybody down..." ([[The Monkees (TV series)|also fits into the category above]])
* Technically this trope but with no actual show to expose, "Theme Song" by [[The Aquabats!]] tells a rather intricate [[Backstory]] before mentioning that [[Viewers Are Goldfish|they're the Aquabats]] a few times.
* Similarly, "Cartoon Heroes" by [[Aqua]] is an expository theme of this type for a completely fictional TV show (the video does a good job of being the title sequence).
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* ''[[Call of Duty]] 4'' does this in an incredibly hilarious fashion.
** The [[Zero Punctuation|sole black cast member]] [[Poe's Law|unironically]] [[Zero Punctuation|raps over the end credits]]. {{spoiler|Despite being dead.}}
* At the very least, the intro song of ''[[Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice]]'' gives you all the information about the game's setting you need.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3UNOEWBDN8 Headdy the Hero] in ''[[Dynamite Headdy]]'' qualifies as this.
* ''[[The Wonderful End of the World]]'' does this with the menu music.
* ''[[Brütal Legend|Brutal Legend]]'' shows
* In part, Chris Ballew's "Get Together" from ''[[Backyard Sports|Backyard Baseball 2007]]''.
* ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'' for the song ''Otherworld''. "An Other-world awaits you", "and you will fight, fight, fight... fight, fight, FIGHT", "Go now, into the sand and dust in the sky, go, for it is better to do than to die".
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* [[Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz|WGJ4K]] "Mickey was a small time crook on the streets of NYC, he was stolen from the streets by an evil corporation called VGV, he is forced to write direct and star in a video game comedy show broadcasted in the net.."
* ''[[Weebl and Bob|Cat Face]]'': Cat Face, [[Captain Obvious|he's got a big cat's face]], [[Department of Redundancy Department|he's got the body of a cat, and the face of a cat]], and he flies through the air, 'cause [[Running Gag|he's got a cat face]], Cat Face!
== Web Original ==
* ''"Lee likes playing videogames/And when you really think about it, that's not really so strange/But you would wonder if it's why the man was put on this Earth/it's time to reevaluate how much a picture is worth/You can be informed and entertained/No need to explain, watch the review of a game/Lee is [[That Guy With The Glasses|Still Gaming]]!/And I'm pretty sure that is something that won't ever change/Lee is Still Gaming/and it won't just as long as he lives/as long as there are games."''
* [[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: "''He's gonna take you back to the past/To play the shitty games that suck ass...''"
* The [https://web.archive.org/web/20111122145707/http://www.thestream.tv/watch.php?v=1898 Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum] theme starts out this way, before switching over to heavy metal screaming of the title halfway through; "''[[Punctuated!
* ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]'' has a theme song that lists off [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]]'s name, possessions, and mission, along with some of the stuff he reviews.
** For his anniversary show, the extended version of the theme appeared, including a verse which focuses on Linkara's pet peeves ("''They made ''[[Watchmen (film)|Watchmen]]'' without the slimy squid''") and At4W's supporting characters ("''He'll have you know that's pretty low / But not like the standards of the 90's Kid''")
* [[Marz Gurl]] counted down [https://web.archive.org/web/20140704053938/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/marzgurl/reviews/8784-top10redu 10 of them] from various studios.
* ''[[The Legend of Neil]]'''s theme song explains exactly how Neil ended up inside the game, then has a very hurried follow-up summarising events up to the beginning of the episode.
== Western Animation ==
* As [[Marz Gurl]] mentions in her top 10 list of expository theme songs to animated shows, Disney has a bad habit of doing this.
** ''[[DuckTales (1987)]]'': "''Every day they're out there making duck tales! A-Woo-ooh!''"
** ''[[Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (animation)|Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers]]'': "''Some times some crimes/Are slipping through the cracks/But these two gumshoes/Are picking up the slack''"
** ''[[Darkwing Duck (animation)|Darkwing Duck]]'': "''Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble, you call DW! Darkwing Duck! [[Let's Get Dangerous]]!''"
** ''[[Bonkers]]'', according to MarzGurl, takes the cake in Disney's repertoire.
** ''[[Pepper Ann]]'': "''Who's that girl? What's her name? Is she cool? Is she lame? Oh, you're talkin' 'bout what's-her-name...''"
** ''[[Hercules (
** ''[[The Weekenders]]''
** ''[[Kim Possible]]'': "''[[Wake Up, Go to School, Save the World|I'm your basic, average girl/And I'm here to save the world...]]''"
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** "''They're [[Pinky and The Brain]]! Yes, Pinky and the Brain! One is a genius, the other's insane! To prove their mouse-y worth, they'll overthrow the earth! They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!''"
** ''"[[Crossover|They're Mindy and the Brain]], Mindy and the Brain. One's a small child, the other is... the Brain."'''
** ''[[Freakazoid!]]!'': "''Check out Dexter Douglas / Nerd computer ace / Was surfing on the Internet / And got zapped to cyberspace / He turned into the Freakazoid...''"
*** "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOzCeZUq3rQ&NR=1 The Huntsman]" segments of ''F!'' parodied this by having the theme tune take longer than the actual episodes.
** ''[[Histeria
** "''[[Duck Dodgers]] of the 24th and one-half century! Defending the powerless and the weak!''"
* "''[[Thundercats]] are on the move!/Thundercats are loose!/Feel the magic, hear the roar!/Thundercats are loose!/THUNDER-THUNDER-THUNDER-Thundercats!/THUNDER-THUNDER-THUNDER-Thundercats!''"
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* ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987]]'': "''When the evil Shredder attacks, These turtle boys don't cut him no slack!" and "[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003|Turtles]] / Ninjitsu action / Turtles / It's a [[Unusual Euphemism|shell]] of a town!''"
** Also both of the direct sequels to the 2000 series, ''Fast Forward'' and ''Back to the Sewer'', have this.
* ''[[Danny Phantom]]'': "''Yo Danny Fenton he was just fourteen/when his parents built a very strange machine...''"
* ''[[O'Grady]]''
* ''[[Clone High]]'': "''Way way back in the 1980s / secret government employees / Dug up famous guys and ladies / and made amusing genetic copies...''"
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* ''[[Jane and the Dragon]]'' includes a theme song that helpfully explains that the show will be about Jane. And a dragon.
* ''[[George of the Jungle]]'', one of the [[Ear Worm|most addictive of these tunes]]. The song served for both the animated series and the movies.
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''Strong as he can be! (AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!)
''[[Watch Out for That Tree]]!
''George, George, George of the Jungle!
''Lives a life that's free! (AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!)
''[[Running Gag|Watch out for that tree]]!
''When he gets in a scrape
''He makes his escape
''With the help of his friend
''An ape named Ape
''Then away he'll schlep
''On his elephant Shep
''While [[Bait and Switch Credits|Fella and Ursula stay in step]]
''With
''George, George, George of the Jungle!
''Friend to you and me! (AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!)
''[[Overly Long Gag|Watch out for that tree]]!''
''Watch out for that (AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!) tree!
''George, George, George of the Jungle!
''Friend to you and me! }}
** The other segments in the show had 'em
* ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'': "''When there's trouble you know who to call/Teen Titans!''"
** According to the first season DVD bonus features, Glen Murakami ([[A Mere Servant Of God|I]] believe) lamented the fact that "cartoons don't have theme songs nowadays" like "''[[The Brady Bunch]]'' or ''[[The Partridge Family]]''" and actually set out to make sure ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'' would. So there you go.
* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''
{{quote|
''SpongeBob SquarePants!
''Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
''SpongeBob SquarePants!...'' }}
* ''[[Galaxy High]]'' has an expository theme tune... but the words can hardly be heard through the vocoder.
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''everybody thought he'd go real far
''but he didn't care a thing about the classes he took
''you know he just wasn't interested in his books
''Aimee was the smartest girl in school
''Not very popular, not very cool
''Two kids will be chosen from Earth to go to school at Galaxy High...'' }}
* The theme song of the animated [[Space Western]] ''[[Bravestarr]]'' is a rhymed, spoken narration that explains the show's premise ("''In a distant time and faraway place/The planet New Texas floats deep in space...''")
* "''Into these worlds of unknown danger they ride / They're the [[Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers|Galaxy Rangers]], heroes in the sky / No guts, no glory!...''"
* ''"Now he's got superpowers, he's no ordinary kid, he's [[Ben 10]]!"''
* ''[[Billy the Cat]]''
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''Billy the Cat, in trouble every day
''Billy the Cat, not just another stray...''" }}
* ''[[Stargate Infinity]]'': "''Built by Ancients so long ago, the Stargate lay till we broke the code...''"
** And don't forget that ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' also has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqDE8kocoTI lyrics of its own]...
** Do, however, forget ''[[Stargate Infinity]]''. [[Fanon Discontinuity|It Never Happened]].
* ''[[Sonic Underground]]'': "''Triplets born, the throne awaits/A seer warns of a deadly fate...''"
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** Now THAT was a theme song... unlike [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|that other show!]]
* ''[[Spider-Man]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE got a really memorable one] in [[Spider-Man (1967 TV series)|the 1960s show]]:
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''Does whatever a spider can!
''Spins a web, any size! Catches thieves, just like flies!
''Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!
''Is he strong? Listen, bud
''He's got radioactive blood!
''Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead!
''At the scene of a crime
''Like a streeeeeaaaaak of light, here he arrives, just in time!
''Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
''Wealth and fame, he's ignored
''Action is his reward!
''To him, life is great big bang up!
''Whenever there's a hang up
''You'll find the Spider-Maaaaaaan!'' }}
* ''[[The Spectacular Spider-
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''Fighting crime
''Spinning webs
''Swinging from the highest ledge
''He can leap above our heads
''Villains on the rise
''And the city's victimised
''Leapin' up with no surprise
''Arrivin' in the speed of time.'' }}
* The barely-animated ''Marvel Super Heroes'' cartoons of 1967 had
** "''[[Iron Man
** "''Doc [[Incredible Hulk
** "''When [[Captain America (comics)]] throws his mighty shield/All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!''"
** "'''Cross the rainbow bridge of Asgard/Where the booming heavens roar/You'll behold in breathless wonder/The God of Thunder, [[The Mighty Thor|Miiiiighty Thor]]!''"
* ''[[Iron Man: Armored Adventures]]'' features this.
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* ''The Adventures of T Rex'': "''Across Rep City, Big Boss and his crew has dinosaurs reaching for the stars/the boys pay their respect and put the Corporation back behind bars.''"
* ''[[Hammerman]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ describes the entire premise of the show in painstaking detail.]
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** "Autobots wage their battles to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons" also kind of sums up part of the plot.
** The 1986 ''Transformers'' [[Transformers: The Movie|animated movie]] also has an extended version of theme, which uses the TV theme as the chorus, played over the end credits that largely sums up the plot of the movie.
* The Australian animated series ''[[Blinky Bill|The Adventures of Blinky Bill]]'' had a theme tune which informed viewers of the show's premise. Given that it had long story arcs, this was a very good idea.
* ''[[The Fairly
* "[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHEFlD_VDM Whenever Eric eats a banana an amazing transformation occurs... Eric is] ''[[Banana Man]]''."
* The [[Nightmare Fuel]]-laden [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VthsQVsXwEg opening theme] to ''[[Count Duckula]]''.
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* Played for laughs on ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' episode "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase" with "The Lovematic Grandpa" (a parody of ''[[My Mother the Car]]''): "''While shopping for some cans, an old man passed away/He started up for Heaven but he got lost upon the way/Now he's The Lovematic Grandpa...''"
** Don't forget the ''Flintstones'' parody.
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** "''[[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|They fight,]] [[Cats Are Mean|they bite,]] [[Rasputinian Death|they fight and bite and bite!]] [[Department of Redundancy Department|Fight fight fight, bite bite bite,]] [[Title Drop|The Itchy and Scratchy]] [[Show Within a Show|Shoooow]]!''"
* ''[[Carl Squared]]'': "''One night I was in my room,/Surfin' online like I always do/Found a way to be so much more,/With a drop of DNA my clone was born!/I'm stuck with myself again, my clone is my new best friend. Carl squared/Freaks of a feather, now and forever. Carl squared./He may walk and talk like me but don't believe everything you see!/Nanananana Nanananana./He's my clone, CARL squared!''"
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* ''[[Sushi Pack]]'': "''They're very, very strong, but only two inches long, the super hero sushis that are sitting on my plate!''"
* Even one-shot [[Merchandise-Driven]] pilots can have these. ''[[P.J. Sparkles|PJ Sparkles]]'': "''She closed her eyes and made a wish for people to love and care for, and in a beautiful blinding light, she got everything she asked for!''"
* "''It's [[G.I. Joe]] against Cobra, the enemy... GI Joe is there, GI Joe!/Real American hero, GI Joe is there!''"
* ''[[Megas XLR]]'': "''Living here in Jersey/Fighting villains from afar/You gotta find first gear/In your giant robot car...''" [[Crowning Music of Awesome|And then it becomes an anthem for giant robots.]]
* ''[[American Dragon: Jake Long]]'' has one. "''He's gonna stop his enemies with his dragon power...''"
** Not only that, but they also parody it one episode, where Spud is daydreaming that he's on a sitcom with his crush, the cheerleader Stacy. Although the song is cut off in the middle, you still get a fairly good idea of what the 'show' would have been like: "She's perky/ He's Quirky..."
* Both the 1970s and 2000s version of ''Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings'' have one of these:
** "''Well you know my name is Simon/And the things I draw come true...''"
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* ''[[Cro]]'', one of the few theme songs to admit, however euphemistically, that most of the characters had been dead since the late Stone Age and were being remembered by a [[Human Popsicle|Talking Mammoth Popsicle]].
** Cro was a smart boy, he had a lot on the ball. But the family that took him in was total Neanderthal.
* ''[[Conan the Adventurer (animation)|Conan the Adventurer]]'', in between [[Badass Boast
* ''[[Word Girl]]'' had a theme song about the characters of the show and such.
* "''He's a Superdog / He's a Superhero / He came to Earth from outer space / And his name is [[Krypto the Superdog (animation)|Krypto the Superdog]].''"
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* ''[[Potatoes and Dragons]]'': ''"Long ago in Potato Land/There was a king noble and grand/Some revered him/Others did fear him/One there to jeer him/A dragon not a man!/Hey-ho away we go/Get the dragon..."''
* ''[[Braceface]]''/My life is complicated/Boyfriend!/Don't wanna talk about it/Teenage!/I'll work it out in the end/''Braceface!''.
* ''[[
* ''[[Super Ted]]'': Quite abrasive. "This is a story about an ordinary Teddy Bear. When he was made, they found something wrong with him, and threw him away, like a piece of rubbish. Then, from outer space, a spotty man brought him to life with magic dust..." etc. Narrated by a former Dalek operator.
* Australian cartoon series ''Arthur and the Square Knights of the Round Table'':
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''He's a ring-a-ding-a-ling of a king;
''Arthur! He likes to joust a lot
''And he really makes the kingdom swing.
''Dragons run from Arthur's lance
''And the Black Knight hasn't a chance;
''If you're in trouble send a cable
''To the hero of our fable
''That's just "Arthur of Camelot"!
''He took the sword from the stone and made a table round,
''He took the bravest knights and sat them around;
''Then all of Camelot knew they really had a king
''Who's a king of the people, not any old thing.
''Arthur! That's what the maidens call
''Whenever they're lost or in distress;
''If you're locked up in a tower
''He does rescues by the hour,
''He's our rip-a rayin', dragon slayin', armour-plated king;
''That's Arthur! Arthur! We know an Arthur!
''King of Camelot! }}
* ''[[Muppet Babies]], we make our dreams come true!/Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you!/When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there/Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere!''
* ''Super fighting robot!/WesternAnimation/MegaMan!/Super fighting robot!/Mega Man!''
* ''[[Street Sharks]]: They bite, they fight/They stand for everything right/They bite, they fight/Chewin' up evil with all of their might!''
* Spoofed on ''[[Family Guy]]'' with Peter's [[Stylistic Suck]] [[Show Within a Show]] "Handiquacks": ''One day, 3 Ducks were crossing the road/Goin' to get some soda/But they weren't looking where they were goin'/And the bus came along and hit them all./Now they're handicapped and. . .an...an... No . . ./ that's pretty much it!/ Handi-Quacks!/And they never got their Sodaaaaaaaaa!''
* ''[[The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron]]'': ''A kid with a knack for invention/ With a superpowered mind, a mechanical canine/ Rescues the day from sure destruction/ This is the theme song for Jimmy Neutron''
* ''[[Here Comes the Grump]]'':
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''There's a princess caught in a chase''
''But no matter how fast she goes, right on her heels and toes''
''Here comes the Grump! Here comes the Grump! Here comes the Grump!'' }}
* ''[[Spliced]]''
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''There's a [[Mix-and-Match Critters|mixed-up group of creatures]] who are really quite horrific
''Stitched together with whatever [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|crap]] was found or could be grabbed
''Re-invented in the bowels of a lab
''Spliced! They have all been spliced
''Half baked and diced
''And regurgitated
''By some crazy doctor
''Who went vamoose
''And now you'll pay the price -- They evolved
''Bits of hippo, chunks of llama
''Swap the hind legs for an udder
''Splice a parakeet with donkey feet
''And season it with butter
''It's no ordinary island; do we have to say it twice?
''It's no ordinary island 'cause they're spliced, spliced, spliced! }}
* ''[[Spiral Zone]]'': ''Darkness has fallen on the victims of the zone./Our world calls for courage/Peace and freedom we must own.''
* From the [[Animated Adaptation]] of ''[[Anne of Green Gables]]'': ''"Once upon an orphanage, my life was in near tragic state/I longed to find a brighter place, somewhere full of love and grace/I dreamed of fields with a cool ocean breeze, a home for my own family/When I got my wish, I pinched myself to make sure this home was real."''
* ''[[The Oblongs]]'':
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''Down in the Valley where the chemical spill
''Came from a family living up on a hill
''There's a family by a landfill with hazardous foam
''In their happy glowing home! }}
* Do fake products count? If so, an in-universe example comes from ''[[The Ren and Stimpy Show]]'': ''It's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP0kWqJJZa4 lo
* ''[[My Life as a Teenage Robot]]''
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''But my mom says I got to prevent evil aliens from annihilating us all
''With the strength of a billion and seventy men I guess I really shouldn't complain
''Though I wish I could go for a walk without rusting in the rain. }}
* The second verse from the theme of ''[[King Leonardo and His Short Subjects]]'' is expository:
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''Biggy with his pistols, and Itchy with his fleas!
''They plot against the kingdom to overthrow the king,
''Looks like Leonardo has had his royal fling
''But Odie-o Cologne steps in to change the play
''That loyal skunk with skill and spunk comes through to save the day! }}
* The opening to the theme of the ''[[Punky Brewster]]'' cartoon:
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''There wasn't any pot of gold,
''And there I found a new friend who's two feet tall
''One hundred and four years old,
''Glomer is an orphan, he was left behind
''And a lot like Punky, he's one of a kind. }}
* Not only did the Australian series adaptation of ''[[Around the World in Eighty Days]]'' have the opening title explain the premise without singing ("So, Phineas Fogg, you want to marry me daughter?... Then prove yerself worthy! Travel [[Title Drop|around the world in eighty days!]]") but they had it in the lyrics of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyW_vM7hJJI the theme song]:
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''So Fogg can marry Belinda Maze (Passepartout)!
* ''[[Evil Con Carne]]'':
{{quote|'''Hector:''' Once upon a time, there was a jillionaire playboy who was blown up in a ''tremendous'' explosion! His brain survived...
'''Hector's stomach:''' Stomach too!
'''Hector:''' ...and was attached to the body of a ''stupid'' circus bear. ''I'' am that brain, my name is Hector Con Carne, and I will one day, ''rule the world!''}}
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