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|One of many ''[[Nethack]]'' death messages.}}
{{quote|The axolotl bites!
@ "axolotl? What's that?"
Specify what? axolotl
A mundane salamander, ...
... harmless*.
@ "...? What's the asterisk mean?"
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<small>*except for Dudley.</small>
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{{quote|This brings up the first issue I have with D&D: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. Nothing can be trusted. If [[Killer Game Master|the game master wants to kill you]], you're dead.
|Head Injury Theater, [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm Celebrating 30 Years of Very Stupid Monsters.]}}
{{quote|Because if [[Dungeons and& Dragons|D&D]] has taught me anything, it has taught me that my laundry is just waiting to stab me in the face whenever I let my guard down.
|'''[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article95.htm Celebrating 30+ Years of Stupid Monsters: Part Two]'''}}
 
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{{quote|Even when the battlefield gives us every advantage, it is still part of the universe. And this universe, never forget, despises us.
|'''Daenyathos- "The Reliquerae Tactica"''', ''[[Warhammer 4000040,000]]''}}
{{quote|So who is it this time?
'''Uncountable''' Tyranids?
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|'''Private Mercio Grant''', ''[[Only War]] - Enemies of the Imperium'' }}
 
{{quote|'''Sam''': Is everything in space trying to kill me?
'''Niomi''': Space isn't trying to kill you. It's just that if you give it the chance, it won't pass up the opportunity.
|''[[Freefall]]'' [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3400/fc03347.htm #3347]}}
 
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