Danny Phantom/Funny
- If anything, Super Danny in one episode of his intended mockery of the superhero genre. Nothing is more amusing than him shouting out seriously (and dramatically): "You Felonious Fiend!"
- The best bit ever uttered by Super Danny
"Curse this infernal messy room! This looks like a job for the VACUUM CLEANER!" |
- The following exchange from "Parental Bonding":
Jazz: By the way, Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret. |
- From Bitter Reunions...
Jack: Danny, meet Harriet Chin, she's a big time journalist for the Milwaukee Journal now, but back in our college days she was just Harrie...Harrie Chin! Haha-Get it?! |
- Or this...
Jack: Hey that's my song! Come on let's Pogo! *grabs Maddie and drags her off dancing dorky-knocking people down on the dance floor* |
- And especially this!
*Skulker holds a green glowing arm blade up to Danny's throat.* |
- Vlad's Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking list for why he plans to "finish off Danny Phantom once and for all" in the Grand Finale: "Taking my map, destroying my satellite, mocking my mental health..."
- This exchange in "Secret Weapons":
Jazz: "You're toast!" |
- Danny gets two in "Lucky In Love," after Shadow throws a lightning rod into a car, impaling the roof:
Danny: Optional sunroof. Nice. |
- In addition to when he and Johnny are pretending to fight to fool Kitty, and Danny delivers a particularly painful punch to Johnny's nose.
Johnny: I thought this was supposed to be a pretend fight! |
- Jack's belief in Santa Claus during the Christmas Episode had him building an entire landing point decorated with related holiday goodies on top of the Fenton Opt Center with a glaring arrow sign that reads, "This Way, Santa" just for Santa's sleigh.
- This little ditty from "Doctor's Disorders":
Jack: "Why should we trust you? |
- In "Reign Storm", when the Ecto-Skeleton is draining Jack:
Maddie: Vlad, help me get these pants off Jack! |
- Kindred Spirits proved even Vlad's holograms - well, at least the Maddie ones - didn't like him, in another CMOF:
Holographic Maddie: Going critical... Losing coherence... And I never loved you. I love the Jack program. |
- Speaking of Vlad's holograms, in the Grand Finale, two copies of holo-Maddie have a Cat Fight over who gets to inform Vlad of some good news, complete with computer based insults at each other. Sadly, we don't get to see the whole thing.
- In "What You Want," this exchange had this troper in stitches. Well, Danny's response, that is:
Tucker: You just had to save the day, didn't you? |
- And then the Surfer Dude calling Danny and Tucker "hallucinations".
- What, no love for "Dude, you are one seriously-crazed-up froot loop"?
- Or its response?!
Vlad: "A Fruit loop would not have been able to make his first million on a series of invisible burglaries. A Fruit loop would never have thought to overshadow enough millionaires to become the richest man on the planet. I. AM. NOT. A. FRUIT. LOOP!" |
- After Ghostwriter was defeated (because he couldn't find a word rhyming with orange), the following exchange happened:
Walker: [holding an orange] Orange? |
- Paulina's line in "Memory Blank":
Paulina: She surrendered her individuality for a boy, I'm so proud of her! |
- The photo montage when Danny gets his memory back. Dynamic music is playing during all the photos of Danny fighting ghosts. Then it suddenly changes to a picture using invisibility to sneak in and out of the girls locker room complete with cheery music. It was even funnier the second time the photo was flashed.
- This moment is the page image for Power Perversion Potential.
- This little bit, courtesy of Vlad Plasmius and Danny Phantom, from "Torrent Of Terror"-
Vlad: Uh, no. I was just going to introduce you to a friend of mine. Danny, this is Vortex. Vortex, Danny. Well, gotta fly...Ta! (Flies off). |
- "GIMMIE A "V"! (Beat) Someone's going to give me a "V" or there's gonna be trouble..."
- And earlier in the episode, we get this bit of dialogue between Vlad and Vortex:
Vortex: Did people tell Piccasso to stop painting the Mona Lisa? |
- Also, throughout the episode, Danny zapping Vlad with lightning, cyclones, and other weather whenever he gets angry.
- This...
- Also, throughout the episode, Danny zapping Vlad with lightning, cyclones, and other weather whenever he gets angry.
Tucker: Look on the bright side Danny; until we get back he's going to have to cater to your very whim and desire. |
- "Secret Weapons" proves Jazz isn't the only one with a victory dance when Maddie shakes her thang after winning against Jack on checkers.
Maddie: Nobody likes a sore loser, Jackie! |
- "Boxed Up Fury" has a great one:
Jazz: Eat my fire, dragonbreath! [shoots Fenton Bazooka] |
- More or less everything Poindexter said in "Splitting Images" was a CMoF. One of my favorites was when he responded to Sam's question (While in Danny's body) about where Poindexter went with, "Oh, that square? He flew the coop, perrr-manent like." What makes this even funnier are his hand gestures and the looks on Tucker and Sam's faces.
- This bit from "Maternal Instincts"....
Danny: Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40's...might I try suggesting internet dating... or a cat! |
- Bonus points for him ACTUALLY getting a cat in season three!
- Another one from that episode is Maddie running through the house trying to find a phone while Danny fights Vlad, opening doors to find cars, ATVs, and a helicopter and not noticing them because she's so busy. After she comes back in to where Danny and Vlad are, she's in the middle of talking to him when she finally realizes it.
- This bit from Reign Storm.
Valerie's Dad: (walks in on Danny in ghost mode and Valerie in her hunting costume arguing with each other) What is going on here? |
- There's also this scene towards the end:
Reporter: Danny Phantom has gone from "villain" to "hero" in the eyes of many in our town. |
- The Percussive Prevention bit. Maddie knocks Jack down, who gets stopped by Jazz, and so on and so forth...
Danny: I was gonna hit every one with a ghost blast, but this is much more effecient. |
- How about this little gem?
Paulina: You did not just call me "shallow," did you? |
- The episode "Doctor's Disorders". After Danny (or rather, his dad's snot rag) causes Spectra's new body to turn into an overweight, fudge craving mucus monster, Danny offers this line.
Danny: There's a "You blew it" pun in there somewhere, but I'd rather not. |
- Some fighting later, this exchange happens.
Spectra: Let's BOOGIE! |
- And, of course, before any of that:
Tucker: Hello, models! …I mean, uh, Danny! You're okay! |
- "Invis-o-Bill"
- The Accidental Hug in "One of a Kind."
- And the fact that it was used again in "Memory Blank"
- Danny and Sam flying into a giant cutout of Ember whilst distracted by one another in "Fanning The Flames" ("Flying's... nice. *SPLAT!* Falling stinks."), and earlier Lancer's over-the-top excalmation:
Mr. Lancer: Lord of the Flies! They're slipping right through my hands! |
- This exchange between Tucker and the Fright Knight in "Fright Night":
Tucker: Yeah, yeah, very scary. The fake horse is pretty neat though. What's it made out of, flaming bedsheets? |
- Danny and Co.'s reaction to the town naming his super hero identity as "Inviso-Bill".
Danny: Guys, we have a problem. |
- Or when Kitty was posessing Paulina, blackmailing Danny...
Kitty (in Paulina): Maybe...*in Paulina's voice* or maybe Paulina can let it slip that Danny Fenton is really the ghost boy? *smirk* |
- Between Dash and Danny, when Danny's trying to rally the students against a ghost invasion.
Dash: Why should we listen to you, Fen-turd? |
- Danny and Tucker fall asleep and end up snuggled together. They wake up that way, scream, and yank their arms back.
- MY NAME IS ELLIOOOOOOOT!
- When Sam and Tucker spy on the Guys in White in "Livin' Large", they end up getting found out and handcuffed to a pole. This leads to one of the only funny lines of Sam's that actually sticks in this troper's mind: "You can't do this to us! I know the law! I read a graphic novel version of the Constitution!"
- Likewise in that episode, the Guys in White continually trying and failing to use the Fenton Works technology.
- Danny venting at Jazz's incompetent attempts to help him fight ghosts is hilarious.
Jazz: That was good work tonight, Danny. We caught three ghosts. |
- "I ask you again. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH JUMPSUITS?!"