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Iron Man armor: strong against fire and bludgeoning, weak to sonic kittens.

Usually, this trope is used for comedic effect, because it's hard to see coming.

An extremely cute and/or tiny animal turns out to have a surprisingly loud cry. A gorgeous person has a voice that is grating beyond all possible belief. It often causes fear in other characters until one sees the speaker and is amazed such a horrifying noise could come out of something so innocuous.

This trope is the flipside of Killer Rabbit, wherein the cute thing looks innocent, fluffy and harmless, but is actually vicious and deadly. Note that some Cute but Cacophonic animals are also Killer Rabbits. Beware the Cute Ones.

Truth in Television, as anyone who has ever encountered a chihuahua must know. Also, having a surprisingly loud cry to scare the crap out of predators is a terrific defense mechanism if you are a tiny, cute animal who can't do much else. Some animals combine this with the ability to seemingly suddenly transform into a vicious monster. Either way, it isn't good for a predator's nerves.

A common trait of Mister Muffykins, particularly the older, nastier versions. Not to be confused with Noisy Nature. Everyone is louder than they need to be in Noisy Nature.

In anime, this can combine with a Noblewoman's Laugh for a truly fearsome effect.

See also Loud of War and Hell Is That Noise. Subtrope of Vocal Dissonance.

Examples of Cute but Cacophonic include:

Anime and Manga

• Nia Teppelin from Gurren Lagann, despite being an ADORABLE young lady, has one of the most grating AND CUTE voices ever. It adds to her charm, really.
• In Pokémon, Misty's Togepi had an annoying cry when upset, notably in the mini-movie Pikachu's Vacation.
  • Marill lets out an ear-shattering cry when scared, in For Cryin' Out Loud!. To make matters worse, it's paired with Misty, who is driven crazy by the loud and incessant crying, and flips out on the poor thing, freaking it out again.
  • Larvitar also has an ear-piercing cry.
  • In The Ancient Puzzle of Pokémopolis, the day is saved by a gigantic Jigglypuff (with an EXTREMELY deep voice) singing the two battling giant Pokémon to sleep.
• Koyomi (Yomi) from Azumanga Daioh the Animation is reasonably attractive, and has an okay speaking voice, but is quite dreadfully bad at singing, as her friends discovered when she took her turn on a karaoke video game... save for Tomo, who knew, and registered alarm when she announced her intention to sing. Which is made even more hilarious by the fact that her actress is actually quite good, as you hear in Yomi's image songs. As if Rie Tanaka couldn't sing.
• Tsubasa from Kare Kano.
• Pretty much any character dubbed by Sandy Fox will fall into the category of "cute little girl". Her voice, however, is something of an acquired taste.
• Sailor Moon's Usagi and Chibi-Usa manage to stun a monster with their screams -- and Usagi has it as a weapon in the SNES fighting games. The game usage is probably a Mythology Gag, referencing her first fight as Sailor Moon, in which Usagi actually manages to stun a youma and its mind-controlled horde of drained humans with her crying.
  • It is said that, when they (Moon and Chibimoon) are transformed, their screams are amplified by the red hairclips they have on their odango and turned into supersonic waves, which is how they manage to cause so much damage. However, it does require a cry loud enough to activate this "weapon", apparently.
• Ranma ½: Kodachi Kuno technically has a Noblewoman's Laugh, but the shrill edge she has to it in the anime (particularly the first season) is so bad that it gives her an honorary placement here, even though many fans think she's not particularly cute. She gets better (well, less cacophonic) as the seasons pass, though.
• And as bad as Kodachi is, Naga the Serpent is worse. Shrill tones, loud enough that it sounds like she's screaming more then she's laughing, and obnoxious as all hell. What's more, Naga is such a stuck-up, egotistical Cloudcuckoolander that she's convinced that her laugh is a thing of wonder and beauty, growing quite offended at those who voice their disgust with it and mocking those who can't laugh like her.
  • In one episode she gets cloned off about ten times. When faced with her giggling doppelgangers she calmly takes in what she's seeing for a moment before declaring them self-evident shams. Although the laugh sounds identical to the originals to our untrained ears, Naga critiques everything wrong with their laugh—whereupon they immediately attach themselves to her. Now, imagine Naga amplified by about eleven times. Even the guy who created the clones for his nefarious purposes is horrified.
    • • Just for fun, it's hard to catch since Naga Prime and her knockoffs are laughing the whole time, the scene where they come charging to the castle to rescue Lina is underscored by a One-Woman Wail which makes it ridiculous, yet somehow still manages to communicate the utter horror of eleven of that woman coming to laugh at you.
    • In one episode she pimp-slaps a stuck-up noble girl, who instantly becomes her submissive servant (bringing with her the equally masochistic bandit chief and sorcerer whom she "enthralled" in the exact same manner) and proceeds to teach both of them how to laugh exactly like her, leading to a scene where the three of them are laughing into the sunset. The horrified Lina promptly envisions a scene of dozens of people, young, old, women and men, all wearing Naga's outfit (including a geriatric old guy, a fat woman and a burly man) and all voicing their own equivalent of Naga's laugh.
  • On the subject of Slayers, Lina Inverse is pretty in a petite sort of way, but her temper is so hair-trigger that sometimes people are surprised she even has a normal tone of voice.
• Excel Excel from Excel Saga fits this to a T, so much so that it caused English VA Jessica Calvello to blow out her vocal chords halfway through the series.
• Tokino from the Kujibiki Unbalance OVA is a blonde Kawaiiko who has a singing voice like an angel of the apocalypse.
• Lucky Star's Konata speaks in a manner (both endearing and irritating in equal measure) befitting her character, but her... unorthodox interpretation of the Dragonball Z theme can sour milk at five paces and will have you reaching for the ear bleach. Much like the Azumanga Daioh example cited above, her voice actor is quite the accomplished vocalist and sang both insert songs featured in Suzumiya Haruhi. Incidentally, some fans just adore this version because of the exact same reason. Konata incarnates the soul of a true amateur karaoke singer.
• C-Ko of Project A-ko.
• Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS has cute, adorable Cheerful Child Vivio, who moments after being faced with the prospect of Nanoha leaving for a few hours to go to work, cried like a, well... cried like a real six-year old actually, which as anyone who had lived with one will tell you, isn't exactly the most pleasant sounding of things.
• The titular giant beast from My Neighbor Totoro is cute, but has a loud bellow some children find frightening.
• Never upset Maria Ushiromiya from Umineko no Naku Koro ni. If you do, you will quickly understand why Rosa has a short fuse.
• Meru Otonashi from Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei appears to be an extremely shy girl who is practically mute and can only communicate with others via e-mails and cellphone texting. When she does send messages to others online, she turns out to be insulting and abusive. Eventually Meru is forced into a part of the classroom with no cellphone reception and when Kaere forces her to talk, the result is... not pretty.
• Aoi from Hanamaru Kindergarten's Sakura class has watched her fishmonger parents at work for long enough that she can do quite the sales shout herself.
• A mild example exists in Code Geass, when it comes to Nunnally's "meows".
• The mayor's son in Tiger and Bunny. Cute little baby, who cries loudly when left to be looked after by a group of rather clueless heroes (Kotetsu is a dad, but Sam wants his mummy). Said baby is also telekinetic, so his screaming causes things to go flying.
• Ryuuko from Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko is a teenage Genki Girl complete with Cute Little Fang. Just don't let her cheer you on unless she's a good ten or twenty feet away.
• Although a filler character, Kobato from One Piece is a cute young woman, but with an ear-piercingly loud scream.

Comic Books

• In Marvel Adventures: Super Heroes, being thrown into the "Kitten Cacophony" pit is Iron Man's Cool and Unusual Punishment for failing Kree Karaoke in an extreme sports contest. (Yes, really. We've got the picture up there to prove it.) For several panels after that he is deaf.
  • WHAT?
• Schecherazade, a small pet bird in Ralf König's Conrad and Paul, is taken for pet-sitting to the titular character's home. She's very precious, but whenever she opens her beak, the "chirp" fills most of the page section. Trust it to her to completely kill any and all sex life going on in that apartment. Probably in the neighbouring flats too.

Films -- Animation

• The baby raccoon in Brother Bear 2 lets out a piercing scream of "MAMA!" after Nita gets her amulet back from it.
• Subverted to comic effect in The Emperors New Groove, where the main villain becomes an adorable white kitten with a shrill but harmless squeak of a voice.
• Darla Dimple from Cats Don't Dance is cute (and is a visual Affectionate Parody of Shirley Temple), but has a harsh, grating voice. This may be a reference to the villainess in Singin in The Rain, as there are several other homages to classic musicals in the movie.
• Snow White.

Films -- Live Action

• What about the little "Psycho Teletubby" creatures from Galaxy Quest? They CERTAINLY apply. They also fit the Killer Rabbit trope, as they turn out to be noisy and vicious.
  • Also in Galaxy Quest, when the female Thermian Laliari is first introduced, her translator is broken but her humanoid disguise is otherwise still active. Suffice it to say, since they are based on undersea animals, the Thermians' native language is... screechy.
• Lina Lamont from Singin in The Rain. "... An' I CEAAAAAAN'T STEEEEEEAND 'im!" This is a major plot point, since she's a movie star at the time when sound films come into the mainstream.
  • Her actress, Jean Hagan, was actually a talented vocalist, and in fact sang the titular song herself in the final scene of the movie.
• Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.
• The hooker from The Man With Two Brains. Gorgeous body, but her voice makes it all too easy to contemplate murdering her.

"Duke Duke Duke Duke of Oyul, Oyul, Oyul..."

• Strangely, the title character as a child from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
• In The Mask, after the protagonist is being startled by an impatient motorist whilst crossing the street, he retaliates with a small horn loud enough to blow out all the windows of Mr. Impatient's car.

BAH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-YAH!!!!! (*blows*)

• Eve Draper from Hot Fuzz arguably counts, as she's your run o' the mill cute blond but has a 'very distinctive laugh'. Only natural as she is played by Lucy Punch, who tends to go for those types of characters anyway.
• Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating-O'Brien in Muppet Treasure Island has not only a rather ugly name but beautiful look—but also has a man's voice.
• Officer Hooks from the Police Academy films has a light, soft, and very pleasant voice. When she isn't angry. When she is angry, she is this trope, taken to the border of Hell Is That Noise.
• James Bond girls had a tendency to be like this towards the late 80's, the most notable example being Stacey Sutton played by Tanya Roberts (A View to a Kill), followed by Kara Milovy played by Maryam d'Abo (The Living Daylights).
• During the filming of War of the Worlds, Dakota Fanning's scream when she sees the alien probe reportedly forced several sound technicians to rip off their headphones.
• Clara Bow, the It Girl, was considered the sexiest woman in film. According to urban legend her career died when sound film came into popularity. In reality, her voice work was considered decent, and her sound films were popular. It was a nervous breakdown from mental illness and a bad reputation with Hollywood insiders that killed her career.
• Subverted slightly in Born Yesterday. Judy Holliday is a crooked tycoon's trophy mistress with a voice that can peel paint. She ends up educated by a tutor hired to "smarten her up." She uses her newfound smarts to take the tycoon to the cleaners and amazingly, even though it's still in the same register, by the end of the movie her voice isn't as near as annoying as it was in the beginning (Holliday got the Best Actress Oscar that year).
• Kathy Ireland, particularly in Alien From L.A.
• In Grown Ups, the wives spend at the entire water park visit trying to get an extremely sexy lifeguard to walk their way. And then they find he's from Canada, eh?
• Gizmo from Gremlins may be a Ridiculously Cute Critter, but his screaming is like nails on a chalkboard.

Gamebooks

• The Jib-Jib of Fighting Fantasy can be heard for miles. It has ridiculously weak stats, but whatever's coming to investigate the racket might not...

Literature

• In the Nero Wolfe novel Might As Well Be Dead, Archie describes a suspect like this: "It was hard to believe, the contrast between what my eyes saw and my ears heard. Any man would have been glad to walk down a theater aisle with her, but there would have to be an understanding that she would keep her mouth shut." She also drank gin and ginger ale, which Archie insists he "wouldn't drink to get the low-down on Lizzie Borden."
• The titular creature from the Dick King-Smith story The Guard Dog.
• Christine in Maskerade. She's pretty. She's rich. And when she sings, the universe cringes in horror.
• The merpeople of Harry Potter sound like these above the water.
  • They can hardly be described as "cute", though.
  • Harry Potter has a lot of creatures like this in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. For example, there's the Fwooper, a colorful bird whose call makes listeners go insane, and the Aughrey, another bird whose call is rumored to be the last thing you hear before you die (in truth, they just react to impending foul weather). One wizard, Uric the Oddball, decided to experiment by living in an aviary full of both birds, and thought he had died the morning the Aughrey were all crying. He then preceded to knock himself out cold by walking into wall because he thought he was a ghost, and suffered "a concussion of ten days' duration."
• Subverted in The Patchwork Girl of Oz. The Woozy claims to be one of these, but when put to the test, has only a very small roar indeed.
• This is applied to an entire sentient species in Alan Dean Foster's Taken trilogy—they're basically Cat Girls (even the guys), but have voices comparable to garbage disposals. In this case, symbolism rules, as they're initially quite charming and cute, but they're a Proud Warrior Race and their sanity is somewhat dubious.
• In the Redwall series, Dorothea Duckfontein Dillworthy is a very sweet and pretty hare-girl who just happens to have the worst singing voice ever. Nobody has the heart to tell her.
• In The Hobbit, Bilbo gives out a warning cry "which is surprisingly loud for a creature of their size."
• In the Dr. Seuss story The Cat In The Hat Comes Back, the cat gets rid of a ring of pink cake icing in the tub by doffing his hat to reveal a smaller Cat A, who does the same for Cat B, on and on, who only spread the ring around and turn all the snow in the neighborhood pink - until Cat Z is revealed...he's microscopic in size, but under his hat is something called VOOM, which loudly cleans the mess up.
• In Watership Down, Fiver, one of the smallest of the rabbits, falls into a psychic-coma during the climax. As he loses consciousness, he lets out such a terrible, alien sound it penetrates the burrow and scares the hraka out of the invading rabbits outside. Given what rabbit-cries typically sound like (See Real Life, below) that says a lot.
• From the Jeeves and Wooster story "Clustering Round Young Bingo", wherein Bertie breaks into Bingo Little's house and encounters a pekingese dog:

It was a small dog--the sort of animal from which you would have expected a noise like a squeaking slate-pencil; but it was simply baying. It had retired into a corner, and was leaning against the wall with bulging eyes; and every two seconds it chucked its head back in a kind of pained way and let out another terrific bellow.

Live Action TV

• The Tribbles from Star Trek: ridiculously cute, but if you introduce them to Klingons, they make an unholy racket. And so do the Tribbles.
• Janice from Friends was very attractive, in a New Jersey sort of way, but had an annoying nasally voice.
  • Not to mention her laugh...
• Fran Drescher's voice in The Nanny. Or anywhere else, for that matter. She engages in a little Self-Deprecation in her guest appearance on a The Simpsons Halloween special where she played a golem who, upon hearing her own voice, describes it as "like a cat got caught in a blender".
  • She also played with it in a scene where Fran Fine overdosed on wasabi and her voice changed—to Drescher's real voice.
• A milder version of the above—Kelly Kapowski of Saved by the Bell was pretty and had a pleasant speaking voice, but when she sang...
• Same with Scully on The X-Files
• And Cordelia on Angel
• Saturday Night Live alumna Victoria Jackson is also known for being cute with a girlish, high-pitched voice that sounds whiny and irritating. Other female SNL cast members like this include: Rachel Dratch, Abby Elliott (especially when she plays Anna Faris, Joan Cusack, and Khloe Kardashian), Nasim Pedrad (especially when she plays Kim Kardashian), and the late Gilda Radner (often when she played little girl characters, like Judy Miller).
• Scrubs has a Josephina, an "incredibly fun-sized intern", (roughly 4'10" and rotund) who is infamous around the hospital for having an impossibly high-pitched voice.
• In Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, no one played by Mercedes McNabb could be ugly, but Harmony's name is thoroughly inaccurate. At one point Lorne nicknames her "Cacophony".
• Kate from Robin Hood delivers her line a shrill, whiny, screechy voice. This may have been done to make her as annoying as humanly possible, since the actress speaks normally in other roles.
• One episode of Unfabulous had the main character attempt to babysit a little girl. The girl's favorite pastime was to apparently run around the house screaming at the top of her lungs.
• One Doctor Who companion, Victoria, had a notoriously powerful scream. In one episode, they're on an oil rig being attacked by killer seaweed, so the Doctor hooks a microphone up to a sonic gun, and has Victoria scream into it. This kills it.
  • Donna was also known for screeching when annoyed (she was played by Catherine Tate, after all), though she did it less as her Character Development continued. Even the Doctor would lean away from her, wincing, when she got going.
• Karen (Megan Mulally) is physically painful.
  • Her voice was relatively normal in the first few episodes, before Flanderization turned Karen from a Deadpan Snarker into the most outlandish character on the show.
• Jool from Farscape has a scream that can literally melt metal.
• On Growing Pains Mike sees an extremely hot girl at a school dance. When he talks to her he's alarmed at her annoying high and squeaky voice, on top of not being very bright. Mike tries to put up with it because she's so gorgeous but finally can't take it after a while.
• Milked for laughs on numerous occasions on Are You Being Served?, with the grating Cockney-accented voice of the otherwise pretty Miss Brahms.

Music

• R&B singer Michel'le is known for the vast difference between her sultry singing voice and her cartoonishly high-pitched speaking voice.
• At an early Led Zeppelin show, the sound system broke down, but they kept playing anyway, and legend has it even the back row could hear Robert Plant's voice perfectly.
• Former Hello! Project member Yaguchi Mari; she's only 4ft8 or so tall with big brown eyes and a generally sweet disposition. She's also Hot-Blooded and tends to have No Indoor Voice when she does get riled up, which is not difficult at times.
  • Her former bandmate Takahashi Ai fits the other side of the trope, her scream is much lower than what you'd expect from a woman of her size.
• Aerosmith lead singer and American Idol judge Steven Tyler- frequently adorable [or at least Ugly Cute]. Frequently loud. Also demonstrates an inability to sit still for more than 5 seconds when he's excited.
• Rebecca Black. Sweet kid, horrible musician.

Tabletop Games

• Old concept dating back to at least Red-book D&D basic edition. Shriekers are harmless-looking giant mushrooms, but if light (as, say, carried by adventurers exploring a dungeon) comes within so many feet of them, they start shrieking. Like with the aforementioned Jib-Jib, this isn't a good thing if there are more powerful monsters investigating the source of the racket...

Video Games

• The Rabbids from Rayman: Raving Rabbids. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
• In Escape from Monkey Island, the beautiful wooden figurehead of the Dainty Lady can be brought to life—turns out, she's got a voice like she's been smoking cigarettes since childhood, and she proceeds to grouse bitterly at Guybrush about her lot in life.
• Kirby uses this as powerup that kills everything on screen. The animated adaptation demonstrates this as Kirby having a horrible singing voice, which, when amplified, is a Brown Note to anyone who hears it.
• PSYCHO BAAAAAAALLLLL!!!
  • Yuri Sakazaki. Full stop.
  • Rose Bernstein. That is all.
  • Momoko probably earned her way into here after XI.
• Guilty Gear has its own as well, in the form of Jam Kuradoberi. Listening to her voice for more than a hour will make your head explode.
  • May's just as bad, if not worse.
    • To add to the horror, May and Togepi share the same actress.
• Even though we don't get to see it, Edy Nelson from Valkyria Chronicles found herself to be tone deaf, which causes her to cease her one-sided rivalry with Rosie and decide to become an actress instead. Her voice on both the Japanese and English tracks aren't bad to listen to, though.
  • We do get to see it in a sidequest in the sequel, Valkyria Chronicles 2. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect. Unless you're Anisette.
• In Psychonauts, Bonita Soleil fits this to a "T", even having a small gag where she is crying to a recorded woman's voice. Something of note is that she is voiced by Stephen Stanton, who also voices Sasha Nein from the same game.
• The Boncas from Warcraft offshoot War Wind are big rhino-like six legged cattle. Their children however, are clearly some mutant form of yappy dogs judging by the screeching they do when you attack them. Why would you ever want to attack such terrible things? Because they like to zip in and out of your buildings stealing resources, eating food, and smashing things randomly. Of course, you better be prepared because all that screeching will bring the whole herd close behind.
• Baby Mario in Yoshi's Island. One review called Mario's cry perhaps the Most Annoying Sound in video games.
  • It Got Worse in Yoshi's Island DS, where Baby Peach, Donkey Kong, Wario and Bowser respectively all have different cries.
• Ragnarok Online has Baby Desert Wolves. Absolutely adorable, and they don't ordinarily attack the player - rather, they convince the player to attack them. * yip* * yip* * yip* * yip* * yip* * yip*...
• Anyone who remembers the first Ecco the Dolphin game for Genesis will remember the -very- shrill cry that the cute little dolphin character screamed when he got hit by an enemy. The sound was so annoying to many players that it was numbed down in Tides of Time.
• Misha from Katawa Shoujo. The teacher even outright states she's got volume control problems and it's mentioned several times that she's, well, loud.
  • The game is set in a school for the disabled. Misha's disability is not yet known. For obvious reasons, many fans lean towards partial deafness.
• The Pokémon Whismur has quite a loud crying volume for such a otherwise quiet and cute Mon (in the Pokédex, it's said that when Whismur starts crying, it's so loud that it startles itself and that makes it cry even louder!). It emphasizes much less on the cute and more of the cacophony when it evolves into the appropriately named Loudred, then Exploud.
  • Furthermore, the moves Hyper Voice and Uproar play on this trope, as they can be learned by such cute Mons as Jigglypuff and Rotom.
• During one of the last levels in Hitman: Blood Money, there is a beautiful and Stripperific singer in an angel costume, who has an absolutely horrible voice and sings every single note off key. As it turns out, she is an assassin who murdered the original singer in an attempt to get to you.
• Dragon Quest VIII has the boss Don Mole, who stole a harp you need. His music is so bad that it one of his lackeys passed out standing up from the pain. In battle, his music can confuse the whole party and his sidekicks too. Continuing the gag, later you find a journal in Castle Argonia that describes birds falling out of the air and deer and rabbits writhing on the ground foaming at the mouth at the horrible sound of his music.

Web Comics

• The Creepy Black Cat in the Girly comic is kind of cute (for a cat whose back of the head can't be told from its front), but when it meows...
  • Marshmallow kitty!
• Yelling Bird from Questionable Content.
• Sonnet, from webcomic Vinci and Arty.
• The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob: Snookums the tentacle bunny is little and cute, but also very heavy, so when he hops toward you the accompanying noise is WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

Web Original

• In his early videos, The Nostalgia Critic hadn't got his usual Screams Like a Little Girl talent down yet and so sounded like a howler monkey whenever he got pissy. Ow.
• Chester A. Bum is frequently adorable, but his constant No Indoor Voice can pierce your eardrums.

Western Animation

• The Trope Inspirer was a cute little bird, something like a Tawny Frogmouth, in the "The Swamp" episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is all fluffy and precious ^{[dead link]}. And then it emits a scream ^{[dead link]} that sounds disconcertingly like a terrified human.
• Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Brothers looks like Jackie Onassis but sounds rather like Harvey Fierstein. She says it's from smoking a lot, but has inspired rumors that she's Transgender.

"Do you smoke cigarettes, or do you eat them?"

• The Simpsons episode "The Frying Game" had the endangered screaming caterpillar (or "screamapillar"). It is cute when not screaming... or laughing at Homer being executed....
  • Another episode had Mayor Quimby redirect airplane traffic away from the motel where he conducts his affairs so he can hear his partner's (Miss Springfield) voice. When he discovers that she falls under this trope, Quimby laments "Now I regret buying you that concert hall!"
    • The above is a reference to Citizen Kane, where Kane uses his fortune to finance his mistress's opera career—until everyone else finds out that her singing voice is horrendously mediocre.
• A relatively early example in animation is the Bugs Bunny short Little Red Riding Rabbit. Little Red was extremely loud and boisterous, with a grating voice. She annoyed Bugs and the Big Bad Wolf so much, it got to the point where they decided to punish her (and since she annoys the audience too, it's a pretty satisfactory ending).
  • There was also a despondent duckling with a briefcase who, whenever Daffy Duck tried to comfort him or ask what was inside, would shout in a loud man's voice, NYAAAAAAAH, SHUT UP!!! By the end of the short, Daffy and the hunter chasing him have had enough of the little Jerkass, so they just take the briefcase and open it revealing something they both dread: a THE END title card!
  • Bob Clampett seems to have enjoyed this gag. Tweety Bird and other cute little creatures in his shorts could have a suddenly very loud voice. This is also one of his Distaff Counterpart Sweety Bird's signature gags.

Aw, da poor puddy tat. He fall down an' go... BOOM!

• • Another Looney Tunes short featured a bird whose cry for some reason, sounds like an old-timey car horn.
• Two Stupid Dogs had a recurring character based on the aforementioned Little Red Riding Hood. Her voice tended to fluctuate between a voice you'd expect from a young girl and something akin to a foghorn that learned English.
• Felix the Cat character Vavoom was a cute little Eskimo fellow who could be called upon to make a Sonic Attack by saying his name. Walls would shatter. Mountains could be tunneled through if he said his name repeatedly.
• Weasel from The Animals of Farthing Wood. Her voice is annoying to other animals except for another weasel, Measly, who is attracted to her.
• Sally Avril from The Spectacular Spider-Man. Cute cheerleader, but has a voice that could peel paint from the walls. Her personality doesn't help much either.
• In an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, "Day of the Flecko", while Rocko is trying to sleep, a cute little bird flies into a tree branch, chirping. But soon its chirps become louder and more obnoxious to the point of yelling "CHOIP! CHOIP! CHOIP!" Rocko retaliates with a Big "Shut Up!", causing the bird to fall from the tree.
• In an equally amusing inversion, Ben 10 Alien Force has a big tough alien Repo Man who has a high squeaky voice.
• The title character in the Bill Plympton short Guard Dog is an Ugly Cute Angry Guard Dog of the "bred to sound much bigger and scarier than he really is" type mentioned below. And he's a Woobie.
• The Incredible Mr. Limpet is about a guy who gets turned into an Ugly Cute cartoon fish who can produce a "whale buster" strong enough to fight enemy submarines.
• Sweetie Belle from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic is a cute little unicorn filly who proves to be this in the episode "Stare Master". She's actually a very good singer, but as Fluttershy discovers, also a very loud one.
  • Sweetie's older sister Rarity usually affects a very nice mid-Atlantic-accented speech. Get her to whining, however, and you'll give up carts full of jewels to be rid of her. Turns out she knows it and uses that voice on purpose to invoke Pity the Kidnapper.
  • Along with Sweetie Belle are her two friends Apple Bloom and Scootaloo. The three of them make up the "Cutie Mark Crusaders", and whenever all three yell at once the other ponies around wince and/or have their manes blown by the force of their yelling.
• Yoyo Nono from the Pinky and The Brain episode "All You Need is Narf."

Real Life

• The Otamatone, a Japanese musical instrument, is shaped like a cross between a tadpole and musical note, and sounds like this.
• Children and babies. Full stop. This is the reason why the phrase "children should be seen and not heard" is traditional, and it's actually an evolutionary advantage because (young babies especially) cry at a tone that humans are particularly sensitive to, making it more likely that nearby adults will rush to help the child, if only to make them be quiet again!
• There are several cat breeds with rather loud or grating meows.
  • In particular, Siamese cats deserve a category all their own for their voices. They sound like they have an embedded caps lock key. While other cats may get louder, the Siamese still takes the prize because their cry is almost exactly at the same pitch as crying human babies, a sound most humans are sensitive to and find hard to block out (see above). This video showcases what happens when two of them get going at the same time, and even when they're kittens they can produce some pretty impressive meows.
  • Bengals are roughly equivalent to three to five Siamese in raucousness. The fact that they're literally part wildcat probably helps on this front.
• Many breeds of dogs, and in many cases this has been bred into them deliberately.
  • The smaller breeds of dog tend to have high pitched barks or disconcertingly loud howls. They are often nicknamed "yap dogs".
  • That piercing howl-bark you can hear three blocks away? Probably a beagle. There's a reason they were bred for hunting.
  • Of special mention is the Dachshund, a breed bred to have a loud and fierce bark like it was at least five times its actual size. Which it proceeds to do whenever passersby—even people it has met before on friendly terms—walk past its owner's house. There's a saying among dog owners: "Rottweilers will bark when someone comes up to your fence, but Dachshunds will bark when someone comes within fifty feet of the fence." It doesn't help that Dachshunds were originally bred to take on badgers.
  • Golden Retriever mixes can be this way. They tend to embody Keet, but if someone's at the door (or Hell, within 50 feet of the door), expect lots of barking.
  • The Lhasa Apso gains extra credit for being explicitly bred as a temple guard dog and living alarm, rather than hunter or retriever like most small dogs: it combines a very loud bark with a distrust of strangers. One of the Lhasa Apso's old alternate names translated to "Roaring Lion Guardian" or something similar.
  • Let's not forget the infamous Shiba scream.
  • The Basenji breed may not be able to bark, but as many videos on youtube will attest, their howling "yodel" is no less agonizing, especially if there's more than one of them. And it's so hard to make them stop once they get going.
  • Huskies have similar yodeling skills to Basenjis, though they can also combine them with what can only be described as: Chewbacca sounds. They are also similarly difficult to calm down once they're committed to making noise.
  • The Bouvier des Flandres is another one of those protective dogs that will bark at anything within eyesight (for this troper, it will even bark at boats that sail within sight of the house). It's a beautiful dog, but IT SOUNDS LIKE BARITONE THUNDER.
• Flamingos. The noise they make is not unlike the trombone section of a really bad jazz band tuning up before the show...except that is the show.
• Peacocks are beautiful and stately but "grating beyond all possible belief" doesn't begin to describe the noise they make.
• Howler monkeys. Their name is not inaccurate.
  • Worse, the whole troop tends to call at once, over and over and over.
  • There is a very good reason for this: Howlers eat mostly leaves, which are very low in nutrients, so in order to get the energy they need, they need large territories to get all the leaves they need. As a result, they are more sedentary then other monkeys. The problem is how to defend a large territory against other troops when you can't move fast. The Howler's solution is to make as much noise as possible to proclaim their territories without actually engaging in actual fights with other troops.
• While on the subject of noisy primates, the Siamang is a gibbon that whoops and hollers its fool head off, amplified by an inflatable sac in its throat.
• The House Wren is no longer than your index finger, but his song can be heard from at least five backyards away. Fortunately, the song is cute too. Many wrens share these traits.
• Mockingbirds also have a very pleasing song... most of the time. But desperate Mockingbird bachelors resort to singing at midnight to get attention from the ladieeez. Singing LOUDLY at midnight. And thanks to modern technology, some mockingbirds have taken to imitate cell phone ring tones, car alarms, and power tools.
  • The rare Australian species known as lyrebirds are basically mockingbirds Up to Eleven. The Albert's Lyrebird in particular is known to imitate not just all of the local birdcalls AND all the things listed above, but human voices, traffic, and chainsaws. Even when they're not mimicking, they have another call that consists of drum-like booming that can be heard for kilometers around.
• Any and all parrots. Even budgerigars ("parakeets") can get grating with their constant chattering, but did you know that the large species of cockatoo can achieve decibel levels that exceed that of a jet engine? And then there's the sun conure; its near-rainbow of orange, yellow, green, and blue feathers is definitely gorgeous, and it's got a completely engaging playful personality. But this 12" long bird has a scream that feels rather like someone is hammering a white-hot railroad spike into your ear. And yes, they can cause temporary deafness at close range. No wonder screaming problems are one of the biggest reasons why a parrot gets dumped in rescue.
  • Oh god, budgies. Never mind the constant chattering. It's the screeching that you have to watch out for. It's like the sound of nails on a chalkboard, machinegunned into your ears.
• Rabbits are fairly notorious for this sort of behavior. They are normally pretty silent, but will punish their potential enemies by producing a sound that will scar you for life. This is actually an effective group defense. The sound carries amazingly and acts as a massive dinner bell for pretty much all predators, meaning whatever caught it is likely to have its meal interrupted by something else. This might cause the predator to drop the rabbit, and may put it off hunting them again.
• Peaceful serenity is at least one thing that's definitely not better with penguins. At least not South African Penguins, also known as Jackass Penguins thanks to a call that sounds like a bad-tempered donkey. The noises other penguins make are endearing, but not exactly conductive to peace.
• In the bird world, the King of Disproportionate Cacophony is the European Starling. His... song (to human ears, it sounds more like a series of ultrasonic squeals and shrieks) is grating to anyone who is not a Starling at any hour of the day. But especially at five in the morning. Right outside your bedroom window.
• The endangered Noisy Scrub Bird of south-west Australia is very hard to see but a cinch to hear, if one is skulking in the bushes near you and calls, it's almost deafening.
• Cicadas. Especially, as with the Starling, for people who are sensitive to ultrasonic sounds. Tell us you'd expect something that looks like this to make such a racket.
  • And if you've watched a lot of Neon Genesis Evangelion or When They Cry, they also cause fear and anxiety.
  • Australians will likely be familiar with the deep croaking sounds made by Bladder Cicadas at dusk in the summer. If your garden happens to be one they like, they can get loud enough that you'll want to close the windows at dusk to muffle the noise they make.
  • The regular sound of South-East Asian rainforest is not birds chirping or animals calling, it's the constant high pitched whine of cicadas. It's quite awful to experience.
• Australia has a number of distinctive examples (aside from the cicadas mentioned above):
  • Koalas. Yet another animal that is pretty quiet, but when it has something to say...
  • When agitated, sugar gliders make a noise called "crabbing", which can be an extremely disconcerting sound coming from a creature smaller than your hand.
  • Australian ravens. The familiar Corvus corax Ravens of the northern hemisphere are actually rather quiet, and their distinctive soft "Grok-grok" flight calls might even be considered soothing. Australian corvids, on the other hand...
    • Aussie ravens sound like little kids. Seriously.
  • Kookaburras might have one of the most distinctive and well known calls in the bird kingdom. It's not even annoying to listen to.
  • Magpies singing are also quite pleasant to wake up to, though Youtube videos don't quite capture this.
  • On the much more obnoxious front, they also have numerous species of parrots, mentioned above. Rainbow Lorikeets bear special mention for being a) absolutely gorgeous and b) prone to gathering in large numbers in wooded areas and shrieking their little heads off.
• Stand-up comic (turned professional photographer) Felicia Michaels was known for her helium-like squeaky voice.
• Rosie Perez made an entire career out of contrasting her cuteness with an annoying, squeaky voice.
• Maria Bamford has a weird heliumish voice, but she's so good at imitating other voices that most don't believe the one she usually speaks with is her own voice.
• Kathy Ireland.
• Joe Pasquale, King of the Jungle Helium.
• Mila Kunis. A beautiful girl with a horrendously shrill, shrewish voice, a shining example of Vocal Dissonance. It's not nearly as bad when she's not playing Jackie Burkhart or Meg Griffin.
• Matthew Gray Gubler, singing the theme song to The Golden Girls. Luckily for him, this trope doesn't extend to his speaking voice.
• Brooke Shields: Beautiful woman with a lovely speaking voice, but do not ever let her sing. Ever.
• Crickets might not be very cute, but the amount of noise they produce is entirely disproportionate to their size.
• Woodpeckers get honorable mention here. They don't usually sing much, but the amount of noise they can produce with their pecking can be stunning.
• The spring peeper. A frog no longer than the end of your finger, which manages to be one of the loudest animals in the world.
  • Speaking of frogs, you do not want to piss off a pacman frog.
• "I didn't know squirrels could do that!" They sure can, buddy. They also make an obnoxious noise somewhere between barking and wheezing.
  • There is a little red squirrel who lives near this editor's house. Why do I know this? Because I recently switched to a squirrel-proof bird feeder. The entire neighborhood knows how angry the squirrel is at this.
• Shetland Sheepdogs are such beautiful animals that it almost makes up for the noise.
• One of the first filmed instances of a panda giving birth showed a possible reason why female pandas often lose their first infants. The newborn panda was blind, naked, helpless, the size of a stick of butter, and so amazingly loud, its mom practically fled the birthing chamber in terror when it started squealing its lungs out!
• Guinea fowl are used as an intruder alarm system in some small villages or farms in Africa, because the obnoxiously loud noise they will make if bothered during the night will awaken the sleeping family/villagers to the danger as well. There's no such thing as stealth when sneaking past guineas...
  • Quail. They're not all that much larger than a chickens (well, OK, goose) egg, but that trilling noise they make carries further than you'd think.
• You know those horrific, blood-curdling screams that the Nazgul made? The basis for that sound effect is the screaming of script-writer Fran Walsh, Peter Jackson's partner.
• Guinea pigs are utterly adorable, and very, very loud.
• An editor on Cracked.com mentioned that while red foxes are cute, their calls sound like a demon raping a baby.
  • Their calls are hideous. Behold.
    • "I'll have you know, foxes have the finest calls in nature."
  • Fisher cats make similar sounds (to the point that they're often mistaken for foxes and vice-versa) which is startling considering that fisher cats look like big weasels.
  • Fennec foxes are the cutest things on Earth ^{[dead link]}, but then, they open their mouths.
    • And that's his happy cry.
• Hummingbirds can scream quite loudly when scared.
• Banannaquits, a tiny yellow-and-black Caribbean bird with a cute little bandit mask on its face, a pink mouth, and an ear-splitting call, which it shrieks out every waking moment.
• Monk Parakeets, also known as "Quaker Parrots" (although they're not true parrots) have a shrill cry that will pierce your eardrums and with enough exposure to said cry, give you a nasty headache.
• Hedgehogs. No kidding.
• The Barn Owl has a... very memorable display to scare off predators, puffing up and waving back and forth while making a sound that will haunt your nightmares.
  • That screech sounds hellish. This vocalization, however, is grating.
• Be very, very glad that bats' echolocation cries are too high-pitched for human ears to register, else getting within a yard of most species would put you on the ground.
• The Birds of Paradise, named so because of their stunning plumage, have calls that... fall a bit short of their name. Especially during mating season.
• Hamsters are usually very quiet, but can be pretty noisy when angry or frightened. You'd expect a hamster to squeak like a rat or mouse, right? Wrong.
• Tree hyraxes look like the lovable lovechild of a love triangle between a small dog, a guinea pig, and a bear. Their nocturnal call is comparable to the screams of a human woman undergoing prolonged physical torture.
• The mighty elk/wapiti. Cute when young, majestic symbol of the North American wilds when an adult. Sounds like a demonic string instrument when it wants to get attention.
• European june beetles. They are cute little bugs hardly 2 cm in size, but when a few of them fly around you they sound like a swarm of monster hornets trying to murder you (see here, for example).