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• "Why couldn't you have put the bunny back in the box?"
• On meeting back up just after the convict-run plane escaped the airfield, and seeing a car that looks suspiciously familiar get dragged through the air by a huge passenger plane...

"Isn't that your car, Malloy?" "Can't be. I left mine at the office".

• Poe seeing a car hooked onto a cable, being towed behind the plane in mid-air, and being so overwhelmed already that he barely reacts: "On any other day, that might seem strange..."
• Cyrus's above song to Larkin, after he shot the undercover agent.
• "That's a rock."
• "I don't think he's an astronaut."
• "Hi, Garland."
• (When Garland starts singing "He's Got The Whole World in his Hands") "Shut the fuck up, you freak! We're gonna die!"
• "You know what I am?" "Ugly all day".
• New Roller, new roller. Does the new roller feel lucky?
  • "Yes. Yes, he does."