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'''<Batty>''': Though you could also say it's missing an e |
'''<Batty>''': Though you could also say it's missing an e |
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'''<zeep>''': wtf is erap? |
'''<zeep>''': wtf is erap? |
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*Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall*|''bash.org''}} |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall*|''bash.org''}} |
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{{quote|{From the educational movie "Meat and You: Partners in Freedom"} |
{{quote|{From the educational movie "Meat and You: Partners in Freedom"} |
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'''Hector''': Engaging mower blade!|''[[Zits]]''}} |
'''Hector''': Engaging mower blade!|''[[Zits]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Katara''': It says here, "[[An Offer You Can't Refuse|If you ever want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the Arena]]." It's signed [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|Xin Fu]] and [[Professional Wrestling|The Boulder]]. |
{{quote|'''Katara''': It says here, "[[An Offer You Can't Refuse|If you ever want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the Arena]]." It's signed [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|Xin Fu]] and [[Professional Wrestling|The Boulder]]. |
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'''Sokka''': I can't believe it. ''[[Fan Boy|I HAVE THE BOULDER'S AUTOGRAPH]]!!''|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
'''Sokka''': I can't believe it. ''[[Fan Boy|I HAVE THE BOULDER'S AUTOGRAPH]]!!''|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
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'''Martin''': Yeah, that was a good party.|''[[Get Shorty]]''}} |
'''Martin''': Yeah, that was a good party.|''[[Get Shorty]]''}} |
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{{quote|I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[What an Idiot!|i hate japenese music]] , [[Face Palm|it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]|''Teranovadra's reaction to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esLkkJaeZk |
{{quote|I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[What an Idiot!|i hate japenese music]] , [[Face Palm|it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]|''Teranovadra's reaction to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}5esLkkJaeZk final stage] of Child of Eden''}} |
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{{quote|"It's so disgusting that a woman would leave her baby in a dumpster. Some people eat out of those!"|'''Comedian Nikki Glaser'''}} |
{{quote|"It's so disgusting that a woman would leave her baby in a dumpster. Some people eat out of those!"|'''Comedian Nikki Glaser'''}} |
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'''Mario:''' Don't worry, because I doubt we're gonna live 200 years, Luigi!|''[[Super Mario Bros Super Show]]''}} |
'''Mario:''' Don't worry, because I doubt we're gonna live 200 years, Luigi!|''[[Super Mario Bros Super Show]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Royals Who Actually Do Something|Princess Selenay]]''': I will ''not'' take those gowns, or ''these'' gowns, or any gowns ''at all!'' How many times must I tell you? I'm going to a ''battlefield,'' not a fete, a state visit, or a festival! |
{{quote|'''[[Royals Who Actually Do Something|Princess Selenay]]''': I will ''not'' take those gowns, or ''these'' gowns, or any gowns ''at all!'' How many times must I tell you? I'm going to a ''battlefield,'' not a fete, a state visit, or a festival! |
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'''[[The Ditz|Maid]]''': But, Highness, you will be surrounded by highborn young men! Your Highness cannot possibly wish to appear the hoyden--"|''[[Heralds of Valdemar|Exile's Honor]]''}} |
'''[[The Ditz|Maid]]''': But, Highness, you will be surrounded by highborn young men! Your Highness cannot possibly wish to appear the hoyden--"|''[[Heralds of Valdemar|Exile's Honor]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Parappa:''' Wait, wait wait! That doesn't sound like Rock'n Roll! |
{{quote|'''Parappa:''' Wait, wait wait! That doesn't sound like Rock'n Roll! |
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'''PJ:''' Cuz you played it funny. Now it's my turn.|''[[Parappa the Rapper|Um Jammer Lammy]]'', specifically [[Captain Obvious|PaRappa's story]] |
'''PJ:''' Cuz you played it funny. Now it's my turn.|''[[Parappa the Rapper|Um Jammer Lammy]]'', specifically [[Captain Obvious|PaRappa's story]]}} |
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Latest revision as of 02:46, 31 December 2019
I mean, I like uniforms, but what's the point if everyone in a group is wearing the same thing?
—Tedd, El Goonish Shive
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Report on Reports Sees Too Many Reports: Project took 668 Pages, 18 months; more study is due, agency head says.
—An Associated Press wire story, reproduced here.
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Charles: Now, which is the worst tennis-playing nation in the world? —Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Science Fiction Sketch"
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"Do not damage the safety equipment. Remove it, in case of danger."
—Female Announcer, Rabbids Go Home
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Padme: After it! |
"For a far more thought-provoking tale about the virtual realm, try The Social Network."
—A USA Today review of Tron: Legacy
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Shoots him down dead on the floor —The Velvet Underground, "Sister Ray"
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<Batty>: Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. —bash.org
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{From the educational movie "Meat and You: Partners in Freedom"} —McClure misses the point and makes it worse, The Simpsons
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<Supercow>: i once questioned a turtle about advanced trigonometry —Bash.org
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Jeremy: I'm here to renegotiate my employment, Hector. —Zits
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Katara: It says here, "If you ever want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the Arena." It's signed Xin Fu and The Boulder. |
Gumball: What do bald people need more of? |
Martin: And I'm wondering, how did it all slip away? |
I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; i hate japenese music , it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think
—Teranovadra's reaction to the final stage of Child of Eden
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"It's so disgusting that a woman would leave her baby in a dumpster. Some people eat out of those!"
—Comedian Nikki Glaser
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Mr. Furious: ... Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing —Mystery Men
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Confucius: Never belch before a lady. |
Luigi: 200 years [in prison]!? What're we gonna do!? |
Princess Selenay: I will not take those gowns, or these gowns, or any gowns at all! How many times must I tell you? I'm going to a battlefield, not a fete, a state visit, or a festival! |
Parappa: Wait, wait wait! That doesn't sound like Rock'n Roll! —Um Jammer Lammy, specifically PaRappa's story
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