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There once was a troper, it's said<br />Who wasn't quite right in the head<br />Told to write a haiku<br />He knew not what to do<br />And wrote down a limerick instead |
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{{quote|--[[Tropers/Blork|Blork]]}} |
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Who wasn't quite right in the head |
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Told to write a haiku |
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And wrote down a limerick instead |
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Omega 3 oils<br />This format is Japanese<br />Do not eat the fish. |
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Omega 3 oils |
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This format is Japanese |
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Do not eat the fish. |
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One two three four five. |
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{{quote|--[[Tropers/Wanderlust Warrior|Wanderlust Warrior]]}} |
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One two three four five. |
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How do I write haiku?<br />I believe it's supposed to be<br />Six, eight, and six. Correct? |
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How do I write haiku? |
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{{quote|--[[Tropers/Daikun|Daikun]]}} |
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I believe it's supposed to be |
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Six, eight, and six. Correct? |
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I shall feed him and love him and call him George |
I shall feed him and love him and call him George<br />Shukmeister |
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{{quote|--[[Tropers/Shukmeister|Shukmeister]]}} |
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Why don't the bad guys just ''shoot'' James Bond? |
Why don't the bad guys just ''shoot'' James Bond?<br />Cameoflage |
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{{quote|--[[Tropers/Cameoflage|Cameoflage]]}} |
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While I was browsing TV Tropes one night |
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I came upon a [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|frightful scary sight]]. |
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⚫ | A page not made for meter sweet as love--<br />Iambic, it is called, pentameter,<br />Far greater than Haiku, I say, for lo!<br />Haiku is far too short for epic tales.<br />Long-suffering Odysseus once sailed<br />Across the wine-dark sea back to his home.<br />This meter I am writing in right now<br />Could tell a tale like that no problem, but |
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Haiku just fails at being poetry. |
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I can't believe you!<br />I defy you to show me<br />Any "wine-dark sea"! |
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I couldn't think of<br />Anything cool to say here,<br />But I like Swiss cheese.<br />--[[Tropers/Snowsky|Snowsky]] |
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I can't believe you! |
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I defy you to show me |
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Any "wine-dark sea"! |
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[[Hello]]. |
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I couldn't think of |
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{{quote|--[[User:Calamity Jane]]}} |
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Anything cool to say here, |
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But I like Swiss cheese. |
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[[Hello]].<br />Calamity Jane |
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My house is on fire...<br />The worst part about this is<br />It's a little hot. |
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They just don't get it. |
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{{quote|--[[User:RL Yoshi]]}} |
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I hate poetry! |
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My house is on fire... |
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The worst part about this is |
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It's a little hot. |
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|RL Yoshi}} |
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[[Category:Haiku Wiki]] |
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[[Category:Comically Missing the Point]] |
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Latest revision as of 05:13, 1 September 2014
I shall feed him and love him and call him George
Shukmeister
Why don't the bad guys just shoot James Bond?
Cameoflage
Hello.
Calamity Jane