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{{quote|''"Hey, I'm Kaddi aka Coldmirror. You need at least seven brains to get the meaning of my videos."''|'''Coldmirror''' on her [[YouTube]] profile}}
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Kathrin Fricke (a.k.a. coldmirror, Kaddi or Kreatur im Spiegel) is a German [[YouTube|Youtuber]] who became famous for her [[Gag Dub|Gag Dubs]] of the [[Harry Potter]] movies. So far, she has completed the first ("Harry Potter und ein Stein” <ref>Harry Potter and a Stone</ref>) and the second movie ("Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller" <ref>Harry Potter and the Secret Porn Cellar</ref>); she is currently working on dubbing the fourth movie ("Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal" <ref>Harry Potter and the Plastic Trophy.</ref>).
Kathrin Fricke (a.k.a. coldmirror, Kaddi or Kreatur im Spiegel) is a German [[YouTube|Youtuber]] who became famous for her [[Gag Dub]]s of the [[Harry Potter (film)|''Harry Potter'' movies]]. So far, she has completed the first ("Harry Potter und ein Stein” <ref>Harry Potter and a Stone</ref>) and the second movie ("Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller" <ref>Harry Potter and the Secret Porn Cellar</ref>); she is currently working on dubbing the fourth movie ("Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal" <ref>Harry Potter and the Plastic Trophy.</ref>).


Apart from dubbing, Coldmirror does sketches on various themes, a [[Vlog Series]] and [[Mondegreen|Misheard Lyrics]].
Apart from dubbing, Coldmirror does sketches on various themes, a [[Vlog Series]] and [[Mondegreen|Misheard Lyrics]].
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Her [[YouTube]] channel can be found [http://www.youtube.com/user/coldmirror here]. Her parody of the first HP movie can be found in English [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEWxyczUowI here]. As the original contains loads and loads of untranslatable inside jokes (many of which cannot be understood by anyone other than her close friends and internet stalkers) and German teenagers tend to be bad English speakers, you should really check it out if you speak some German.
Her [[YouTube]] channel can be found [http://www.youtube.com/user/coldmirror here]. Her parody of the first HP movie can be found in English [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEWxyczUowI here]. As the original contains loads and loads of untranslatable inside jokes (many of which cannot be understood by anyone other than her close friends and internet stalkers) and German teenagers tend to be bad English speakers, you should really check it out if you speak some German.

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=== Tropes in Coldmirror's videos: ===
* [[The Abridged Series]]: Averted, since only a few, less interesting scenes are cut; it was not Coldmirror's intention to shorten the movies. She began the Dubs before the concept of Abridged series was even invented.
* [[The Abridged Series]]: Averted, since only a few, less interesting scenes are cut; it was not Coldmirror's intention to shorten the movies. She began the Dubs before the concept of Abridged series was even invented.
* [[Affectionate Parody]]:
* [[Affectionate Parody]]:
** The Gag Dubs, along with every video concerning Harry Potter.
** The Gag Dubs, along with every video concerning Harry Potter.
** "Was wäre, wenn [[YouTube]] das reale Leben wäre?" (What if You Tube was [[Real Life]]?") is one about habits on [[Captain Obvious|YouTube]].
** "Was wäre, wenn [[YouTube]] das reale Leben wäre?" (What if You Tube was [[Real Life]]?") is one about habits on [[Captain Obvious|YouTube]].
** "Miss Tutorial" parodies the style of Herr Tutorial, another famous German [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who does [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|Tutorials]].
** "Miss Tutorial" parodies the style of Herr Tutorial, another famous German [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who does [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Tutorials]].
* [[All Men Are Perverts]]: In her Harry Potter parodies.
* [[All Men Are Perverts]]: In her Harry Potter parodies.
* [[Ambiguous Gender]]: [[Dub Name Change|Lucy]] Malfoy. Most likely he/she/it is a [[Hermaphrodite]]
* [[Ambiguous Gender]]: [[Dub Name Change|Lucy]] Malfoy. Most likely he/she/it is a [[Hermaphrodite]]
* [[An Aesop]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99mA-9tiMtE Geht wählen oder sterbt] ("Vote or die", for 2009 european elections) and "Da hinten" ("Over there") were over the top sketches. Played straight with "Casting your vote in an election is an essential part of democracy", though.
* [[An Aesop]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99mA-9tiMtE Geht wählen oder sterbt] ("Vote or die", for 2009 european elections) and "Da hinten" ("Over there") were over the top sketches. Played straight with "Casting your vote in an election is an essential part of democracy", though.
* [[Author Appeal]]: Coldmirror sure likes [[Everything's Deader With Zombies|zombies]], [[Captain Obvious|Harry Potter, video games]] and [[Doug Jones]].
* [[Author Appeal]]: Coldmirror sure likes [[Everything's Deader with Zombies|zombies]], [[Captain Obvious|Harry Potter, video games]] and [[Doug Jones]].
* [[Big No]]: Parodied.
* [[Big No]]: Parodied.
{{quote| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKA4TW3-vBc Noooooooooooin!!]}}
{{quote|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}TKA4TW3-vBc Noooooooooooin!!]}}
* [[Black Humor]]
* [[Black Humor]]
* [[Butt Monkey]]:
* [[Butt Monkey]]:
** Dumbledore only hired Hagrid because he knew the half-giant would be [[Butt Monkey|perfect for the role]].
** Dumbledore only hired Hagrid because he knew the half-giant would be [[Butt Monkey|perfect for the role]].
** [[Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire|Cedric]], who is constantly reminded that he will die [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|at the end of the movie]].
** [[Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (novel)|Cedric]], who is constantly reminded that he will die [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|at the end of the movie]].
** The [[Hufflepuff House|Hufflepuffs]]. Special mention goes to "Extra no. 27".
** The [[Hufflepuff House|Hufflepuffs]]. Special mention goes to "Extra no. 27".
* [[Character Derailment]]: Played for laughs in the Dubs. The most prominent example is Fresh Dumbledore (Fresh D for short), who is basically Professor Dumbledore [[Recycled in Space|AS A RAPPER]]. Other characters include a gay Draco, a [[Jerkass]] Hermione and a butt dumb Ron.
* [[Character Derailment]]: Played for laughs in the Dubs. The most prominent example is Fresh Dumbledore (Fresh D for short), who is basically Professor Dumbledore [[Recycled in Space|AS A RAPPER]]. Other characters include a gay Draco, a [[Jerkass]] Hermione and a butt dumb Ron.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Coldmirror's very special way of pronouncing "Hi!", "Tschüss Kinder!" and Fresh D's "[[Totally Radical|Hey Yo!]]".
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Coldmirror's very special way of pronouncing "Hi!", "Tschüss Kinder!" and Fresh D's "[[Totally Radical|Hey Yo!]]".
* [[Character Name and The Noun Phrase]]: Parodied in "Harry Potter und schon wieder irgendwas".
* [[Character Name and the Noun Phrase]]: Parodied in "Harry Potter und schon wieder irgendwas".
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Ron
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Ron
* [[Continuity Nod]]: Many throw-away one-liners (such as Hermione learning three wikipedia articles a day by heart) are referred to in later videos and become canon.
* [[Continuity Nod]]: Many throw-away one-liners (such as Hermione learning three wikipedia articles a day by heart) are referred to in later videos and become canon.
* [[Cooking Duel]]: Dumbledore and Voldemort have a rap battle in the song "Fresh D vs. MC V".
* [[Cooking Duel]]: Dumbledore and Voldemort have a rap battle in the song "Fresh D vs. MC V".
* [[Cowboy Bebop At His Computer]]: In two videos called "Patzer" ("bloopers") and "Patzer: Folge 2" she lists [[Critical Research Failure|really dumb]] mistakes concerning Harry Potter in magazines and on websites, such as mistaking Lucius Malfoy, Snape and even Mr. Ollivander for Lord Voldemort; referring to characters Professor Snake, Sung (Cho Chang, in case you've wondered), Drago <s> Malfroy</s> <s> Mafloy</s> Malefoy and Hermione Gringer (no, not [[He Man and The Masters of The Universe|Cringer]]); and giving Voldemort's name as Valdemort, Voldemoort, Voldermort or Waldemort - Coldmirror suggests to rename him into He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-Correctly.
* [[Media Research Failure]]: In two videos called "Patzer" ("bloopers") and "Patzer: Folge 2" she lists [[Critical Research Failure|really dumb]] mistakes concerning Harry Potter in magazines and on websites, such as mistaking Lucius Malfoy, Snape and even Mr. Ollivander for Lord Voldemort; referring to characters Professor Snake, Sung (Cho Chang, in case you've wondered), Drago <s> Malfroy</s> <s> Mafloy</s> Malefoy and Hermione Gringer (no, not [[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|Cringer]]); and giving Voldemort's name as Valdemort, Voldemoort, Voldermort or Waldemort - Coldmirror suggests to rename him into He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-Correctly.
* [[Crapsack World]]: In the dubs, Harry is constantly being harrassed by about every teacher, Dumbledore doesn't care about the students or protecting Hogwarts from Voldemort, he just wants to be a rapper, and the trio spends their time playing cruel jokes on Hagrid or Neville.
* [[Crapsack World]]: In the dubs, Harry is constantly being harrassed by about every teacher, Dumbledore doesn't care about the students or protecting Hogwarts from Voldemort, he just wants to be a rapper, and the trio spends their time playing cruel jokes on Hagrid or Neville.
* [[Creepy Child]]: Coldmirror in her review on [[Edna And Harvey]]:[[Harveys New Eyes]] [[Creepy Monotone|''"Death is funny"'']]
* [[Creepy Child]]: Coldmirror in her review on [[Edna And Harvey]]:[[Harveys New Eyes]] [[Creepy Monotone|''"Death is funny"'']]
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Snape. Coldmirror herself also qualifies sometimes.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Snape. Coldmirror herself also qualifies sometimes.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]:
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]:
** "It's an invisible-making Invisibility Cloak which makes you invisible!"
** "It's an invisible-making Invisibility Cloak which makes you invisible!"
** [[Hollywood Satanism|Dead corpses!]]
** [[Hollywood Satanism|Dead corpses!]]
* [[The Ditz]]: Neville; Hagrid and Ron show shades of this as well.
* [[The Ditz]]: Neville; Hagrid and Ron show shades of this as well.
* [[Eleventy-Zillion]]: Achtzehnhundertelfundsiebzig (Eighteen-hundred-seventy-eleven), Neuzehnhundertzwölfundachtzig (Nineteen-hundred-eighty twelve)... - Dumbledore does this often, when telling stories about his youth.
* [[Eleventy-Zillion]]: Achtzehnhundertelfundsiebzig (Eighteen-hundred-seventy-eleven), Neuzehnhundertzwölfundachtzig (Nineteen-hundred-eighty twelve)... - Dumbledore does this often, when telling stories about his youth.
{{quote| ''[[Unreliable Narrator|I strongly doubt that you witnessed this era, let alone that this era even exists ...'']]}}
{{quote|''[[Unreliable Narrator|I strongly doubt that you witnessed this era, let alone that this era even exists ...'']]}}
* [[Fantasy Forbidding Father]]: When she was young, Kathrin's father criticised her for staying in her room, drawing (she draws excellent) and dreaming all day and wanted her to do "something useful" instead. Maybe one reason why she hasn't had any contact with him for ten years now.
* [[Fantasy-Forbidding Father]]: When she was young, Kathrin's father criticised her for staying in her room, drawing (she draws excellent) and dreaming all day and wanted her to do "something useful" instead. Maybe one reason why she hasn't had any contact with him for ten years now.
* [[German Humour]]
* [[German Humour]]
* [[Gratuitous English]] / [[Totally Radical]]: Fresh D wants the pupils to think he's cool. It doesn't work.
* [[Gratuitous English]] / [[Totally Radical]]: Fresh D wants the pupils to think he's cool. It doesn't work.
* [[Gross Out Show]]: the "audio drama" ''Harry Potter und Zitronenbonbons'' qualifies
* [[Gross-Out Show]]: the "audio drama" ''Harry Potter und Zitronenbonbons'' qualifies
* [[Ha Ha Ha No]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRwW08TbwC0 At 02:11]
* [[Ha Ha Ha No]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRwW08TbwC0 At 02:11]
* [[Harassing Phone Call]]: Parodied in "Bei Anruf Mord!"
* [[Harassing Phone Call]]: Parodied in "Bei Anruf Mord!"
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* [[Hufflepuff House]]: Lampshaded.
* [[Hufflepuff House]]: Lampshaded.
* [[I'm Your Worst Nightmare]]:
* [[I'm Your Worst Nightmare]]:
{{quote| Harry: "Where am I?"<br />
{{quote|Harry: "Where am I?"
Voldemort: "In your worst nightmare!"<br />
Voldemort: "In your worst nightmare!"
Harry: "Waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."<br />
Harry: "Waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."
''Harry describes his other nightmares while Voldy gets more and more impatient. Several minutes later..''<br />
''Harry describes his other nightmares while Voldy gets more and more impatient. Several minutes later..''
Voldemort: "In your 46th-worst nightmare!"<br />
Voldemort: "In your 46th-worst nightmare!"
Harry: [[Sarcasm Mode|"Oh no! Fear!"]] }}
Harry: [[Sarcasm Mode|"Oh no! Fear!"]] }}
* [[Iron Butt Monkey]]: Attempts at killing Neville have become a popular sport at Hogwarts. They always fail.
* [[Iron Butt Monkey]]: Attempts at killing Neville have become a popular sport at Hogwarts. They always fail.
{{quote| "Is Neville dead now?" "Oh snap, Neville's still alive."}}
{{quote|"Is Neville dead now?" "Oh snap, Neville's still alive."}}
* [[Large Ham]]: Snape had a ''literal'' one at the beginning of the second movie. After a long explanation by Ron and Harry why they are late for school he just shouts “[[Makes Just As Much Sense in Context|Schinken!]]” (which translates to “Ham”). Confronted with their dumbfounded expressions, he smugly adds that they probably weren't expecting him to say something so snappy.
* [[Large Ham]]: Snape had a ''literal'' one at the beginning of the second movie. After a long explanation by Ron and Harry why they are late for school he just shouts “[[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|Schinken!]]” (which translates to “Ham”). Confronted with their dumbfounded expressions, he smugly adds that they probably weren't expecting him to say something so snappy.
* [[Let's Play]]: So far she did Let's Plays for the videogames of James Cameron's ''Avatar'' and the games of the 6th and 7th Harry Potter movies.
* [[Let's Play]]: So far she did Let's Plays for the videogames of James Cameron's ''Avatar'' and the games of the 6th and 7th Harry Potter movies.
* [[Massive Multiplayer Crossover]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99mA-9tiMtE Geht wählen oder sterbt] features nearly every popular German You Tube comedian.
* [[Massive Multiplayer Crossover]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99mA-9tiMtE Geht wählen oder sterbt] features nearly every popular German You Tube comedian.
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: Any video featuring her younger sister, who died in a car accident in 2007 at the age of seventeen. They wrote a hauntingly beautiful song as a tribute to her as well[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRbFLuRaq8\].
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: Any video featuring her younger sister, who died in a car accident in 2007 at the age of seventeen. They wrote a hauntingly beautiful song as a tribute to her as well[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRbFLuRaq8\].
* [[Parrot Exposition]]: Parodied
* [[Parrot Exposition]]: Parodied
{{quote| ''Mme Ponfrey: "Everyone who ate your candy got sick!"''<br />
{{quote|''Mme Ponfrey: "Everyone who ate your candy got sick!"''
''Dumbledore:: Got sick?"''<br />
''Dumbledore:: Got sick?"''
''"Yes, they all got racking toothaches!"''<br />
''"Yes, they all got racking toothaches!"''
''"Toothaches?"''<br />
''"Toothaches?"''
''"Are you playing "echo" again?"<br />
''"Are you playing "echo" again?"
''"Echo again?"'' }}
''"Echo again?"'' }}
* [[Politically Incorrect Hero]]: Fresh D, Hermione in “Harry Potter und schon wieder irgendwas”.
* [[Politically Incorrect Hero]]: Fresh D, Hermione in “Harry Potter und schon wieder irgendwas”.
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Latest revision as of 03:57, 13 August 2023

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Kaddi in her natural environment

"Hey, ich bin Kaddi aka Coldmirror. Man braucht mindestens sieben Gehirne um den Sinn meiner Videos zu verstehen."

"Hey, I'm Kaddi aka Coldmirror. You need at least seven brains to get the meaning of my videos."
—Coldmirror on her YouTube profile

Kathrin Fricke (a.k.a. coldmirror, Kaddi or Kreatur im Spiegel) is a German Youtuber who became famous for her Gag Dubs of the Harry Potter movies. So far, she has completed the first ("Harry Potter und ein Stein” [1]) and the second movie ("Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller" [2]); she is currently working on dubbing the fourth movie ("Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal" [3]).

Apart from dubbing, Coldmirror does sketches on various themes, a Vlog Series and Misheard Lyrics.

Due to her enormous popularity, the German radio station You FM took notice of her and offered Coldmirror her own category on their website where she reviews new computer games ("Game Checks") twice a month.

She even has her own TV show now: Starting from October 2010, the small station Einsfestival is broadcasting "Coldmirror - The Clip Show" once a month. The 10-minute Clip Show is modelled very closely on her Youtube channel and includes Gag Dubs, Game Checks, parodies of commercials and Misheard Lyrics.

Her YouTube channel can be found here. Her parody of the first HP movie can be found in English here. As the original contains loads and loads of untranslatable inside jokes (many of which cannot be understood by anyone other than her close friends and internet stalkers) and German teenagers tend to be bad English speakers, you should really check it out if you speak some German.

Coldmirror provides examples of the following tropes:

Noooooooooooin!!

  • Black Humor
  • Butt Monkey:
  • Character Derailment: Played for laughs in the Dubs. The most prominent example is Fresh Dumbledore (Fresh D for short), who is basically Professor Dumbledore AS A RAPPER. Other characters include a gay Draco, a Jerkass Hermione and a butt dumb Ron.
  • Catch Phrase: Coldmirror's very special way of pronouncing "Hi!", "Tschüss Kinder!" and Fresh D's "Hey Yo!".
  • Character Name and the Noun Phrase: Parodied in "Harry Potter und schon wieder irgendwas".
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Ron
  • Continuity Nod: Many throw-away one-liners (such as Hermione learning three wikipedia articles a day by heart) are referred to in later videos and become canon.
  • Cooking Duel: Dumbledore and Voldemort have a rap battle in the song "Fresh D vs. MC V".
  • Media Research Failure: In two videos called "Patzer" ("bloopers") and "Patzer: Folge 2" she lists really dumb mistakes concerning Harry Potter in magazines and on websites, such as mistaking Lucius Malfoy, Snape and even Mr. Ollivander for Lord Voldemort; referring to characters Professor Snake, Sung (Cho Chang, in case you've wondered), Drago Malfroy Mafloy Malefoy and Hermione Gringer (no, not Cringer); and giving Voldemort's name as Valdemort, Voldemoort, Voldermort or Waldemort - Coldmirror suggests to rename him into He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-Correctly.
  • Crapsack World: In the dubs, Harry is constantly being harrassed by about every teacher, Dumbledore doesn't care about the students or protecting Hogwarts from Voldemort, he just wants to be a rapper, and the trio spends their time playing cruel jokes on Hagrid or Neville.
  • Creepy Child: Coldmirror in her review on Edna And Harvey:Harveys New Eyes "Death is funny"
  • Deadpan Snarker: Snape. Coldmirror herself also qualifies sometimes.
  • Department of Redundancy Department:
    • "It's an invisible-making Invisibility Cloak which makes you invisible!"
    • Dead corpses!
  • The Ditz: Neville; Hagrid and Ron show shades of this as well.
  • Eleventy-Zillion: Achtzehnhundertelfundsiebzig (Eighteen-hundred-seventy-eleven), Neuzehnhundertzwölfundachtzig (Nineteen-hundred-eighty twelve)... - Dumbledore does this often, when telling stories about his youth.

I strongly doubt that you witnessed this era, let alone that this era even exists ...

Harry: "Where am I?"
Voldemort: "In your worst nightmare!"
Harry: "Waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."
Harry describes his other nightmares while Voldy gets more and more impatient. Several minutes later..
Voldemort: "In your 46th-worst nightmare!"
Harry: "Oh no! Fear!"

  • Iron Butt Monkey: Attempts at killing Neville have become a popular sport at Hogwarts. They always fail.

"Is Neville dead now?" "Oh snap, Neville's still alive."

  • Large Ham: Snape had a literal one at the beginning of the second movie. After a long explanation by Ron and Harry why they are late for school he just shouts “Schinken!” (which translates to “Ham”). Confronted with their dumbfounded expressions, he smugly adds that they probably weren't expecting him to say something so snappy.
  • Let's Play: So far she did Let's Plays for the videogames of James Cameron's Avatar and the games of the 6th and 7th Harry Potter movies.
  • Massive Multiplayer Crossover: Geht wählen oder sterbt features nearly every popular German You Tube comedian.
  • Mood Whiplash: Any video featuring her younger sister, who died in a car accident in 2007 at the age of seventeen. They wrote a hauntingly beautiful song as a tribute to her as well[1].
  • Parrot Exposition: Parodied

Mme Ponfrey: "Everyone who ate your candy got sick!"
Dumbledore:: Got sick?"
"Yes, they all got racking toothaches!"
"Toothaches?"
"Are you playing "echo" again?"
 "Echo again?"

  • Politically Incorrect Hero: Fresh D, Hermione in “Harry Potter und schon wieder irgendwas”.
  • Product Placement: Often parodied. For example, Voldemort used the Haribo jelly sweets slogan as a line in "Fresh D. vs. MC V".
  • Running Gag: In her Avatar Let's Play, she somehow managed to get stuck in the scenery every time she was driving a vehicle. Then she got stuck in mid-air while riding one of the giant birds and quit the game rather frustrated.
  • Show Within a Show: "Hässliche mutierte Scheiß-Tiere suchen ein Zuhause" [4] and "Wood`s Sooper-Dooper-Shop"
  • Stupid Statement Dance Mix: Some of Fresh Dumbledore`s raps are Remixes of quotes from the movies or the Bloopers from the german audiobooks
  • Toilet Humor: Mostly in her early works.
  • Too Dumb to Live: Neville, but Ron also fits: "Ron, don't think so hard! It will harm your brain."
  • Villains Out Shopping: Voldemort spends 90% of "Harry Potter und schon wieder irgendwas" on the sofa watching TV. The rest of the time he surfs the internet and buys stuff on Ebay.
  1. ↑ Harry Potter and a Stone
  2. ↑ Harry Potter and the Secret Porn Cellar
  3. ↑ Harry Potter and the Plastic Trophy.
  4. ↑ Some Fucking Ugly-ass Mutated Animals Looking for a Home
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