Carlton Mellick III
Carlton Mellick III is a bizarro author whose surreal counterculture novels have made an international cult following despite being shunned by most libraries and corporate bookstores.
His works include:
- Armadillo Fists
- Adolf In Wonderland
- Apeshit
- The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
- The Cannibals Of Candyland
- Crab Town
- Cybernetrix
- The Egg Man
- Electric Jesus Corpse
- The Faggiest Vampire
- Fishy-fleshed
- The Handsome Squirm
- I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter.
- The Haunted Vagina
- Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5)
- The Menstruating Mall
- The Morbidly Obese Ninja
- Ocean Of Lard
- Punk Land
- Razor Wire Pubic Hair
- Satan Burger
- Sausagey Santa
- Sea Of The Patchwork Cats
- Seven Cyborgs
- Sex and Death in TV Town
- Steel Breakfast Era
- Sunset With A Beard
- Teeth And Tongue Landscape
- Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell
- Ultra Fuckers
- War Slut
- Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
- Zombies and Shit