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Carlton Mellick III is a bizarro author whose surreal counterculture novels have made an international cult following despite being shunned by most libraries and corporate bookstores.

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His works include:

• Armadillo Fists
• Adolf In Wonderland
• Apeshit
• The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
• The Cannibals Of Candyland
• Crab Town
• Cybernetrix
• The Egg Man
• Electric Jesus Corpse
• The Faggiest Vampire
• Fishy-fleshed
• The Handsome Squirm
• I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter.
• The Haunted Vagina
• Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5)
• The Menstruating Mall
• The Morbidly Obese Ninja
• Ocean Of Lard
• Punk Land
• Razor Wire Pubic Hair
• Satan Burger
• Sausagey Santa
• Sea Of The Patchwork Cats
• Seven Cyborgs
• Sex and Death in TV Town
• Steel Breakfast Era
• Sunset With A Beard
• Teeth And Tongue Landscape
• Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell
• Ultra Fuckers
• War Slut
• Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
• Zombies and Shit