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Zarbon: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the Space Skype.
Freeza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
Freeza: Well, I... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?
Zarbon: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to find out where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.
Freeza: Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind.
Zarbon: What, you thought I was single?

—Dragon Ball Abridged

Frasier: Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that you might be gay.
Tom: Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.

—Frasier

Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?
The Monarch: Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!
Dr. Girlfriend: Straight!
The Monarch: Come on, he's in Depeche Mode!

—The Venture Brothers

"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean."

—Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson, Twin Peaks

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-{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Zarbon'''}}: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the [[Space X|Space Skype]].<br />
+{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Zarbon'''}}: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the [[Space X|Space Skype]].
-'''Freeza''': {{spoiler|Zarbon}}, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?<br />
+'''Freeza''': {{spoiler|Zarbon}}, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
-{{spoiler|'''Zarbon'''}}: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.<br />
+{{spoiler|'''Zarbon'''}}: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
-'''Freeza''': Well, ''I''... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?<br />
+'''Freeza''': Well, ''I''... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?
-{{spoiler|'''Zarbon'''}}: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to find out where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.<br />
+{{spoiler|'''Zarbon'''}}: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to find out where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.
-'''Freeza''': Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind.<br />
+'''Freeza''': Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind.
-{{spoiler|'''Zarbon'''}}: [[Comically Missing the Point|What, you thought I was single?]]|''[[Dragon Ball Abridged (Web Video)|Dragon Ball Abridged]]''}}
+{{spoiler|'''Zarbon'''}}: [[Comically Missing the Point|What, you thought I was single?]]
+|''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Frasier''': Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that [[Straight Gay|you]] might be gay.<br />
+{{quote|'''Frasier''': Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that [[Invisible to Gaydar|you]] might be gay.
-'''Tom''': Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.|''[[Frasier (TV)|Frasier]]''}}
+'''Tom''': Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.
+|''[[Frasier]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?<br />
+{{quote|'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?
-'''The Monarch''': Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!<br />
+'''The Monarch''': Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!
-'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.<br />
+'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
-'''The Monarch''': But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!<br />
+'''The Monarch''': But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!
-'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Straight!<br />
+'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Straight!
-'''The Monarch''': ''Come on'', he's in Depeche Mode!|''[[The Venture Brothers (Animation)|The Venture Brothers]]''}}
+'''The Monarch''': ''Come on'', he's in Depeche Mode!
+|''[[The Venture Brothers]]''}}
-{{quote|"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean." |'''[[Wholesome Crossdresser|Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]''', ''[[Twin Peaks]]''}}
+{{quote|"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean." |'''[[Wholesome Crossdresser|Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]'''|''[[Twin Peaks]]''}}
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