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* the beginning with the merchant;
{{quote| '''Merchant:''' Here, here, come closer. ''(Face gets smushed against the screen)'' Too close, a little too close!}}
* The Genie practically makes this [[Funny Moments]]: ''[[The Movie]]''.
* If you had to name a moment that ''doesn't'' include the Genie, it would be in the "One Jump Ahead" sequence, when Abu pulls a scimitar on the guards.
{{quote| '''Guard:''' "[[He's Got a Weapon!|He's got a sword!]]"<br />
'''Razoul:''' "You idiots! We've ''all'' got swords!" }}
* "[[Sarcasm Mode|Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it]]...'''[[No Indoor Voice|GREEEAAT!!]]'''"
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* "You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules. HUUUUOOOOYYYYYEEEEE!!"
* Aladdin's ploy to rescue Jasmine from the marketplace after she steals an apple. It becomes even funnier as Jasmine plays along with his insanity plea.
{{quote| '''Aladdin''': Now come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.<br />
'''Jasmine''': (addressing a camel while staring vacantly into space) Why hello, doctor. How are you?<br />
'''Aladdin''': No, no, no, not ''that'' one. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWF4Ru6oS7M "I can't believe it; I'm losing to a rug."]
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* "I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abooboo."
* After Aladdin exposes Jafar:
{{quote| '''Iago:''' We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, your highness! Only essentials, we gotta travel light. I'll bring the guns, the weapons, the knives... And how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it?"}}
* At the very beginning, there's a scene where Aladdin meets a noble, heading to the Palace on his horse. As the rude man rides away, Aladdin hollers out:
{{quote| '''Aladdin''':"Hey, look! It's not often you see a horse with ''two'' rear ends!"}}
* "Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?"
* "Tell her the '''''TRUTH!'''''"
* Jafar trying to hypnotize the sultan the first time.
{{quote| '''Jafar''': [[Jedi Mind Trick|You will order the princess to marry me.]]<br />
'''Sultan''': I... will order... the princess to... (snaps out of it) But you're so ''old''! }}
* When Iago's impersonating both Jasmine and a flamingo, another actual flamingo gets the goo-goo eyes for him, tongue hanging out and everything. After tricking Aladdin, he turns around mid-evil laugh to come face to face with aforementioned lovesmitten flamingo...
{{quote| '''Iago:''' ''Ya got a problem, Pinky?!''(kicks the flamingo over)}}
* "How many times do I have to kill you, boy!?"
* The [[Ironic Echo]] when Jafar gets ''everything'' that's coming to him:
{{quote| '''Aladdin''': ''eeeeety''-bitty living space.}}
* "But remember: Beeee yourself!"
* When Snake!Jafar has Aladdin in his coils, Iago tries to goad Jafar into crushing him and Genie comes along and nonchalantly whacks him. "Squeeze him Jafar! Squeeze him like a...*Genie nonchalantly whacks him* AWK!"
* "Jafar! Get a grip!" GLOMP "''Ak. good grip..''"
* Jafar was described as "SeniorSeñor Psychopath" by the Genie who also briefly changes his face to Jafar's.
* To anyone with a hint of genre savviness, the Sultan innocently addressing the scary man in the [[Obviously Evil]] costume as "my most trusted advisor".
* All of Jafar's puns during his final battle with Aladdin.
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* New Villian [[Punny Name|Abis Mal]] is played by Jason Alexander, better known as legendary loser George from [[Seinfeld]], so it's to be expected. Jafar is quick to show who is in control and its hilarious.
* Also this bit with Genie.
{{quote| '''Genie:''' SPIDERS! *turns into a Ghostbuster* Things could get ugly!}}
* "[[Memetic Mutation|GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!]]"
* The scene Aladdin takes on Abis Mal's gang in the beginning is both this and a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]. Near the end where Aladdin is flying out on the carpet, Abis grabs on and gets taken for a ride. Abu steals the jeweled flower from Abis, who cries "That's mine!" and moves to grab Abu- letting go of the carpet. As gravity takes hold, Abu watches with a ''smug'' look on his face.
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=== The King of Thieves ===
* Right in the beginning Genie sets the tone
{{quote| '''Genie:''' (looks at the flickering, lackluster "Aladdin" sign he conjured) Awww... Some of you don't believe! }}
* Genie's red carpet report for Aladdin and Jasmine's wedding in "King of Thieves", especially the ending.
{{quote| '''Genie:''' "Once again, this broadcast is brought to you by "Sand". It's everywhere! Get used to it!"}}
* The entire scene where Genie cheers up Jasmine
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6DIWqh6JUQ Code Red!] All manner of troops converge on Aladdin's father (it's a long story), ending with guns pointing at him declaring, "Do not attempt to move, or we will be shooting ourselves."
** "Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! [[Pocahontas (Disney)|Pocahontas]]."
** I especially love the way Aladdin rubs his temple in that "I am not being paid ''nearly'' enough for this" way.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwfA1UB2Je0&feature=related I'm Thor.]
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* The Best Abis Mal Moment? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68XX5J3iwgQ This vid] is up there.
* The return of Iago's conscience. Apparently, Iago chained him up and dropped him into the ocean.
{{quote| '''Iago:''' You were cramping my style.}}
* The [[Villain Team-Up]] between the two [[Laughably Evil]] Abis Mal and Mechanikles is an absolute joyride from beginning to end.
* In ''The Secret of Dagger Rock'' there's this little gem where Mozenrath proves it's very possible to be a [[Deadpan Snarker]] even when you're [[Chewing the Scenery]].
{{quote| '''Aladdin:''' You lost this battle the moment you made Jasmine mad.<br />
'''Mozenrath:''' Oh no! I've angered the ''princess''.<br />
'''Aladdin:''' You don't get it. I've seen her mad.<br />
'''Mozenrath:''' Oh, should I tremble at the painted toes of her ''dainty little feet?!'' I don't think so! }}
* For one of Mozenrath's coolest ''and'' funniest moments, look [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ZgxZrqKqg here].
* A merchant tries to sell [[Our Mermaids Are Different|Saleen]] a fish... whom she apparently knew.
{{quote| '''Saleen:''' Charlie? You reckless fool.}}
* At the end of the episode that first introduced Mozenrath, Aladdin and his friends have been manipulated to helping Mozenrath capture a creature, the Thirdac, that eats magic which he plans to use for his own ends. Aladdin is furious and returns to stop Mozenrath. He threatens that he'll release the Thirdac and sic him on Mozenrath if Mozenrath doesn't send it back to where it came from.
{{quote| '''Mozenrath''': You wouldn't. [[Lawful Good|You're not that ruthless]]!<br />
'''Aladdin''': You're right - I'm not. [[Good Is Not Nice|But he is]]!<br />
'''[[Token Evil Teammate|Iago]]''': And man, do I feel cranky! }}
 
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** What's great about the stage show is that periodically, the Genie's pop culture references change to whatever's most popular during that time. As this troper recalls, the Genie once introduced himself as [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Captain Jack Sparrow]].
* Another great moment: Jafar summons Genie for the first time, but Genie is caught in the shower, singing Jasmine's [["I Want" Song]] from earlier. Then it goes:
{{quote| '''Genie:''' (sees Jafar) AAAHH! A MAN! (covers chest) }}
 
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