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Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.

Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet.

Sadie wakes up and walks into the kitchen, and finds Max randomly banging a fan with a hammer while wearing one of her nightgowns.

Sadie: Put that back when you're done. [walks right back out]

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-=== [[Across the Universe (film)|The film:]] ===
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 * This sequence at the end of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)":
 {{quote|'''Army Sergeant:''' Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
 '''Max:''' [[Hurricane of Excuses|I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.]]<br />
 '''Army Sergeant:''' As long as you don't have flat feet. }}
-* Sadie wakes up and walks into the kitchen, and finds Max [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|randomly]] banging a fan with a [[Shout-Out|hammer]] while wearing [[Wholesome Crossdresser|one of her nightgowns]].
+* Sadie wakes up and walks into the kitchen, and finds Max [[Non Sequitur Scene|randomly]] banging a fan with a [[Shout-Out|hammer]] while wearing [[Wholesome Crossdresser|one of her nightgowns]].
 {{quote|'''Sadie:''' [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|Put that back when you're done.]] ''[walks right back out]''
 }}