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=== [[Across the Universe (film)|The film:]] ===
=== [[Across the Universe (film)|The film:]] ===
* This sequence at the end of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)":
* This sequence at the end of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)":
{{quote| '''Army Sergeant:''' Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?<br />
{{quote|'''Army Sergeant:''' Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
'''Max:''' [[Hurricane of Excuses|I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.]]<br />
'''Max:''' [[Hurricane of Excuses|I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.]]<br />
'''Army Sergeant:''' As long as you don't have flat feet. }}
'''Army Sergeant:''' As long as you don't have flat feet. }}
* Sadie wakes up and walks into the kitchen, and finds Max [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|randomly]] banging a fan with a [[Shout-Out|hammer]] while wearing [[Wholesome Crossdresser|one of her nightgowns]].
* Sadie wakes up and walks into the kitchen, and finds Max [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|randomly]] banging a fan with a [[Shout-Out|hammer]] while wearing [[Wholesome Crossdresser|one of her nightgowns]].
{{quote| '''Sadie:''' [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|Put that back when you're done.]] ''[walks right back out]''
{{quote|'''Sadie:''' [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|Put that back when you're done.]] ''[walks right back out]''
}}
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The film:

  • This sequence at the end of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)":

Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.

Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet.

Sadie: Put that back when you're done. [walks right back out]