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Hands on something... soft?<br />[[Planes Trains and Automobiles|It feels like two pillows...]]<br />Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
Hands on something... soft?<br />[[Planes, Trains and Automobiles|It feels like two pillows...]]<br />Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
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Revision as of 21:49, 15 April 2014


An obscene haiku
Don’t look at it! It’s naked!
What a perv you are!

Again and again,
I walk in on you changing.
Please stop hitting me.

 --Bozozoku

I reached, not looking,
Felt something soft, startled, then
She twisted my arm.

Hands on something... soft?
It feels like two pillows...
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!

 --Zblayde

A wind blew in here
Thought I saw paradise; then
I was sent to one.

 --Dezastico


Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!