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An obscene haiku<br />Don’t look at it! It’s [[Fan Service|naked!]]<br />What a perv you are!
An obscene haiku<br />Don’t look at it! It’s [[Fan Service|naked!]]<br />What a perv you are!
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Rabid Biscuit|Rabid Biscuit]]}}
{{quote|--[[Tropers/Rabid Biscuit|Rabid Biscuit]]}}


Again and again,<br />I walk in on you changing.<br />Please stop hitting me.
Again and again,<br />I walk in on you changing.<br />Please stop hitting me.
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Bozozoku|Bozozoku]]}}
{{quote|--[[Tropers/Bozozoku|Bozozoku]]}}


I reached, not looking,<br />Felt something soft, startled, then<br />She twisted my arm.
I reached, not looking,<br />Felt something soft, startled, then<br />She twisted my arm.
{{quote| --[[User:So We Ate Them]]}}
{{quote|--[[User:So We Ate Them]]}}


Hands on something... soft?<br />[[Planes, Trains and Automobiles|It feels like two pillows...]]<br />Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
Hands on something... soft?<br />[[Planes, Trains and Automobiles|It feels like two pillows...]]<br />Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
{{quote| --[[User:Tropers/Zblayde|Zblayde]]}}
{{quote|--[[User:Tropers/Zblayde|Zblayde]]}}


[[Marilyn Maneuver|A wind blew in here]]<br />[[Male Gaze|Thought I saw paradise]]; then<br />[[Unprovoked Pervert Payback|I was sent to one]].
[[Marilyn Maneuver|A wind blew in here]]<br />[[Male Gaze|Thought I saw paradise]]; then<br />[[Unprovoked Pervert Payback|I was sent to one]].
{{quote| --[[User:Tropers/Dezastico|Dezastico]]}}
{{quote|--[[User:Tropers/Dezastico|Dezastico]]}}


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Revision as of 14:07, 8 August 2014


An obscene haiku
Don’t look at it! It’s naked!
What a perv you are!

Again and again,
I walk in on you changing.
Please stop hitting me.

I reached, not looking,
Felt something soft, startled, then
She twisted my arm.

Hands on something... soft?
It feels like two pillows...
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!

A wind blew in here
Thought I saw paradise; then
I was sent to one.


Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!