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An obscene haiku<br />Don’t look at it! It’s [[Fan Service|naked!]]<br />What a perv you are! |
An obscene haiku<br />Don’t look at it! It’s [[Fan Service|naked!]]<br />What a perv you are! |
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{{quote|--[[Tropers/Rabid Biscuit|Rabid Biscuit]]}} |
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Again and again,<br />I walk in on you changing.<br />Please stop hitting me. |
Again and again,<br />I walk in on you changing.<br />Please stop hitting me. |
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{{quote|--[[Tropers/Bozozoku|Bozozoku]]}} |
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I reached, not looking,<br />Felt something soft, startled, then<br />She twisted my arm. |
I reached, not looking,<br />Felt something soft, startled, then<br />She twisted my arm. |
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{{quote|--[[User:So We Ate Them]]}} |
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Hands on something... soft?<br />[[Planes, Trains and Automobiles|It feels like two pillows...]]<br />Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY! |
Hands on something... soft?<br />[[Planes, Trains and Automobiles|It feels like two pillows...]]<br />Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY! |
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{{quote|--[[User:Tropers/Zblayde|Zblayde]]}} |
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[[Marilyn Maneuver|A wind blew in here]]<br />[[Male Gaze|Thought I saw paradise]]; then<br />[[Unprovoked Pervert Payback|I was sent to one]]. |
[[Marilyn Maneuver|A wind blew in here]]<br />[[Male Gaze|Thought I saw paradise]]; then<br />[[Unprovoked Pervert Payback|I was sent to one]]. |
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{{quote|--[[User:Tropers/Dezastico|Dezastico]]}} |
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Revision as of 14:07, 8 August 2014
An obscene haiku
Don’t look at it! It’s naked!
What a perv you are!
Again and again,
I walk in on you changing.
Please stop hitting me.
--Bozozoku |
I reached, not looking,
Felt something soft, startled, then
She twisted my arm.
Hands on something... soft?
It feels like two pillows...
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
--Zblayde |
A wind blew in here
Thought I saw paradise; then
I was sent to one.
Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!