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• "According to this star map, Johnny Depp lives....right in these bushes."
• "You got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'..."
  • Doubles as Getting Crap Past the Radar, since you're not allowed to say that name in kids shows.
    • It appears to be cut in afternoon airings, but I've seen it played uncut late at night.
  • "I got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'... we're going bowling on Sunday!"
    • "Ah man, me and Satan are going roller-skating on Sunday! You cannot trust that guy!"
• In "RomANTS", when Lexi tries to make it look like Paisley is choking so that she could save her and get into the school newspaper:

Paisley: I've got food lodged in my Snuffleuffagus! Olive: Does she mean her esophagus? Lexi: Yes. Her brain is oxygen starved-more than usual!

• • In the same episode, there's Gibson's breakup with Sophie (note that both of them are around six)

Sophie: Can I have your juice box? Gibson: No! You may be my girlfriend, but you're still a girl. I don't want to get cooties! Sophie: Give me it! Gibson: No! Sophie: DOODY HEAD! (pours a bucket of sand on Gibson's head, then storms off) Gibson: Come on, babe, we can work this out!

• Chyna's dad referring to Olive as the Community Chest is probably the best boob joke made on the Disney/Family Channel.
• High Heels High from SciANTs Fair.

Chyna: And I thought Tatiana was two-faced before... now she's literally two-faced!

• in "replicANT", Mr. Parks always getting his eyes hurt with remainders of teargas around his house.

Chyna: Dad are you crying? Darryl Parks: Nah, it's just... There's teargas left on this uniform. *wipes his eyes on his daughter's uniform* Aah! That is teargas left on that uniform!

• • And later on:

Cameron: Dad, are you watching a chick flick and crying? Darryl Parks: Of course not, there's teargas left on this pillow. *wipes his eyes on the pillow* Aah! Why is this stuff all over the house?!

• The auto-tuned remix of Cameron's speech when he volunteers to save the planet from a meteor he thinks is approaching.
• From the Christmas Episode, after Skidmore says she was visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future:

Fletcher: Your past alone would take at least a month. Olive: And considering your age, I'm surprised you even have a future.

• When Chyna attempts to do the Robot, the Dougie, and the Dougie and the Robot, a mortified Cameron responds "You just took two of my favorite things and made them horrible".
• The goth kids at Toxic Wasteland rocking out to the fake kid's band Chyna formed.
  • Admit it, you were amused by Angus' attempt at exercise.
• Lexi griping about her role in Grease:

Lexi: I can't play Rizzo. She is a mean, manipulative, brunette. I'm nothing like that. I'm blonde.

• Lexi attempting to hug Chyna while wearing a doughnut costume.
• Everything Olive does at Chyna's sleepover. (Though that may be the last time Chyna ever invites Olive to spend the night).
• This line:

Paisley: "Huh, in the movies the ragtag team of misfits usually win not the team headed by the evil blonde cheerleader. (Beat) I'll get this one. Shut up, Paisley!"