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This one scene here in Another 48 Hrs.:

[while Jack is being beaten up by barroom toughts, Reggie fires a gun into the air. Everyone stops, and Jack collapses to the floor]
Reggie Hammond: All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't step in on things like this, but this man Jack Cates is gonna help me straighten out the rest of my day! So I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!
Barroom Fighter: 'Cause you got a gun?
Reggie Hammond: No, 'cause I have a gun and I'll pop a cap in your ass!
Barroom Fighter: I don't think you have the guts to use it.
[reggie shoots him in the leg]
Reggie Hammond: Anybody else want a limp?

And the original 48 hours was full of Eddie Murphy at his best:
- Luther! Are you Angry with me?
- "Tell me a Bedtime story, Jack." "Fuck You!" "Oh, that's one of my favorites."
- I don't like white people. I hate Rednecks. You people are Rednecks. That means I'm enjoying this shit. (Helps that it comes on the heels of some lovely Fan Service.)

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 * This one scene here in ''Another 48 Hrs.'':
-{{quote| [while Jack is being beaten up by barroom toughts, Reggie fires a gun into the air. Everyone stops, and Jack collapses to the floor] <br />
+{{quote|[while Jack is being beaten up by barroom toughts, Reggie fires a gun into the air. Everyone stops, and Jack collapses to the floor]
-'''Reggie Hammond''': All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't step in on things like this, but this man Jack Cates is gonna help me straighten out the rest of my day! So I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business! <br />
+'''Reggie Hammond''': All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't step in on things like this, but this man Jack Cates is gonna help me straighten out the rest of my day! So I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!
-'''Barroom Fighter''': 'Cause you got a gun? <br />
+'''Barroom Fighter''': 'Cause you got a gun?
-'''Reggie Hammond''': No, 'cause I have a gun and I'll pop a cap in your ass!<br />
+'''Reggie Hammond''': No, 'cause I have a gun and I'll pop a cap in your ass!
-'''Barroom Fighter''': I don't think you have the guts to use it.<br />
+'''Barroom Fighter''': I don't think you have the guts to use it.
-[reggie shoots him in the leg]<br />
+[reggie shoots him in the leg]
 '''Reggie Hammond''': Anybody else want a limp? }}
 * And the original 48 hours was full of Eddie Murphy at his best:
 ** Luther! Are you Angry with me?
-** "Tell me a Bedtime story, Jack." "[[Precision F Strike|Fuck You!]]" "Oh, that's one of my favorites."
+** "Tell me a Bedtime story, Jack." "[[Precision F-Strike|Fuck You!]]" "Oh, that's one of my favorites."
 ** I don't like white people. I hate Rednecks. You people are Rednecks. That means I'm enjoying this shit. (Helps that it comes on the heels of some lovely [[Fan Service]].)
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 [[Category:Film/Funny]]
-[[Category:Forty Eight Hours]]
 [[Category:Funny]]
+[[Category:48 Hrs.]]