3rd Rock from the Sun/Funny: Difference between revisions

'''Sally''': If you'll back up. }}

* "I try to mold us into a perfect family to blend in and what do I get? A surly teenager, a sister obsessed with a man, and a brother who drinks too much! I ask you, is there any other family in America like this?!"

{{quote|'''Tommy''': I can't stand this anymore, I've got to tell you something and you're not going to believe this at first and it might even make you sick. It's about my family.

''[cue Dick running into the room in drag]''

'''August''': Don't speak, Tommy... don't speak.

''[she hugs him]'' }}

* In the episode from the first season when Harry first found out about the "thing in his head", Dick assures him that "it's not in the part you use -- it's in your brain."

* Harry deciding that clothes are one big scam.

** From the same episode, there's an homage to [[Planes, Trains and Automobiles]] where Dick and Strudwick [[It Makes Sense in Context|have to share a bed at a hotel together]]. Don the cop busts through the door, thinking that they're serial killers or something, and Dick then violently cuddles Strudwick while shouting ''"Don't shoot! We're going to have a baby!"''

* "When you're thinking of giant heads, think of the BIG Giant Head."

** Especially the part where it wasn't filmed in slo-mo - the actors did it all themselves. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ZlTiNaf4o See for yourself].

* ''Two Faced Dick'' altogether. Basically, the Big Giant Head switches Dick and Sally's brains for the duration of the episode. John Lithgow has to act like Kristen Johnson's character, and vice versa, right down to the body language and tone of voice.

''[Tommy loudly spits milk back into carton]''

'''Tommy''': Fine! }}

{{quote|'''Roy''': Gosh, you don't sound black on the phone...

'''Nina''': *[[Beat]]* It's just something I picked up in spy school. }}

* Dick's trouble using the copy machine, until he declares "I'm going to beat you with your own toner!" At the end of the episode, Mary tries to show him how to do it, only to run into the same problem and also pull out the toner.

** She doesn't pull out the toner. She starts hitting the machine with her fist, and THEN Dick hands her the toner.

{{quote|'''Harry''': Oh god, there's nothing we can do! We're POWERLESS against ALISSA!}}

* In one episode, we find Dick reading through a physics textbook, laughing his ass off. Then he pulls out the [[Dr. Seuss]]...