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* One particular moment from the first season:
{{quote| '''Dick''': You think you're pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word in your book was published ''years'' ago. Perhaps you've read... the dictionary!}}
* The first season is just full of one-line hilarity. Another one, from the very first episode when the aliens arrive at the Dean's faculty party:
{{quote| '''Hostess''': Won't you come in?<br />
'''Sally''': If you'll back up. }}
* "I try to mold us into a perfect family to blend in and what do I get? A surly teenager, a sister obsessed with a man, and a brother who drinks too much! I ask you, is there any other family in America like this?!"
* The episode where Dick [[Disguised in Drag|dresses as a woman]] to infiltrate Mary's study group. Meanwhile, Tommy considers telling August that he's an alien.
{{quote| '''Tommy''': I can't stand this anymore, I've got to tell you something and you're not going to believe this at first and it might even make you sick. It's about my family.<br />
''[cue Dick running into the room in drag]''<br />
'''Dick''': Well, that was a wash! ''[takes off shoes and wig]'' The woman I love won't let me be a woman! I need some herbal tea and a fat free cookie.<br />
''[Dick exits, leaving August looking horrified]''<br />
'''Tommy''': Listen, August, what I needed to tell you is that -<br />
'''August''': Don't speak, Tommy... don't speak.<br />
''[she hugs him]'' }}
* In another episode, Alissa walked in on Tommy (actually the oldest of the aliens) cuddling a distraught Dick. Alissa was freaked out and ran from the room. Tommy immediately said "Alissa, look, he's not really my dad, he's just some guy I'm living with!" After a [[Beat]], Tommy realizes that made it sound even ''worse''.
* In the episode from the first season when Harry first found out about the "thing in his head", Dick assures him that "it's not in the part you use -- it's in your brain."
* Harry deciding that clothes are one big scam.
{{quote| '''Tommy''': What should I wear to school tomorrow?<br />
'''Harry''': EL NADA! }}
* William Shatner, in a guest appearance as the Big Giant Head, gets off a plane and talks about how he had looked out the window and seen "something on the wing". Dick (John Lithgow) replies, "Same thing happened to me!" This is a double [[Shout-Out]] to a classic ''[[Twilight Zone]]'' episode starring Shatner, which was later remade starring Lithgow.
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* The entire episode of ''Dick vs Strudwick,'' especially towards the end of the episode where Dick turns discussion of Strudwick's new physics textbook into a [[Jerry Springer]] -esque brawl.
* In one of the early episodes where the aliens are discovering some of the frustrations of human family life. Dick and Sally are arguing and Tommy comes into the kitchen.
{{quote| '''Tommy''': You know, August finds us quite charming in our naive determination to stay together.<br />
''[Tommy drinks from milk carton]''<br />
'''Dick''': You tell your little girlfriend August to mind her own business!<br />
'''Sally''': Yeah, and don't drink out of the milk carton!<br />
''[Tommy loudly spits milk back into carton]''<br />
'''Tommy''': Fine! }}
* When Mary's brother Roy comes to visit her at work and runs into Nina.
{{quote| '''Roy''': Gosh, you don't sound black on the phone...<br />
'''Nina''': *[[Beat]]* It's just something I picked up in spy school. }}
* Dick's trouble using the copy machine, until he declares "I'm going to beat you with your own toner!" At the end of the episode, Mary tries to show him how to do it, only to run into the same problem and also pull out the toner.
** She doesn't pull out the toner. She starts hitting the machine with her fist, and THEN Dick hands her the toner.
* When Sally thinks Alissa is going to break up with Tommy:
{{quote| '''Harry''': Oh god, there's nothing we can do! We're POWERLESS against ALISSA!}}
* In one episode, we find Dick reading through a physics textbook, laughing his ass off. Then he pulls out the [[Dr. Seuss]]...
{{quote| '''Dick:''' "When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle." ''(slowly closes book, looks at cover)'' This man is a genius.}}
* The baby food scene. Featuring Joseph Gordon Levitt [[Corpsing|visibly cracking up.]]
* Dick's leather pants.