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* Idiotic surfer villain is holding up a convenience store at gunpoint:
* Idiotic surfer villain is holding up a convenience store at gunpoint:
{{quote| "Now open up that cash register, 'fore I have to get nasty. (Beeper goes off) Excuse me, sir? Could we please use your telephone?"}}
{{quote|"Now open up that cash register, 'fore I have to get nasty. (Beeper goes off) Excuse me, sir? Could we please use your telephone?"}}
* When the henchmen take the kids from their house, Colt tries to aim a kick at Toru Tanaka's stomach, only to have his leg caught and end up hanging upside down by his ankle.
* When the henchmen take the kids from their house, Colt tries to aim a kick at Toru Tanaka's stomach, only to have his leg caught and end up hanging upside down by his ankle.
{{quote| "Would you like me to drive?"}}
{{quote|"Would you like me to drive?"}}
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{{quote| '''Colt''': Rocky, these ninjas have '''guns'''.<br />
{{quote|'''Colt''': Rocky, these ninjas have '''guns'''.
'''Rocky''': Hey, if they have guns, they're no ninjas.<br />
'''Rocky''': Hey, if they have guns, they're no ninjas.
'''Colt''': Yeah, and if they fire off the guns anyway the police'll hear.<br />
'''Colt''': Yeah, and if they fire off the guns anyway the police'll hear.
'''Tum Tum''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh, that's reassuring.]] }}
'''Tum Tum''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh, that's reassuring.]] }}
* The boys trick the surfer dudes into drinking a soda filled with ''laxative''.
* The boys trick the surfer dudes into drinking a soda filled with ''laxative''.
{{quote| '''Tum Tum:''' ''(pretending to drink)'' Hmm this stuff is good!<br />
{{quote|'''Tum Tum:''' ''(pretending to drink)'' Hmm this stuff is good!
'''Hammer:''' Give me that!
'''Hammer:''' Give me that!
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Latest revision as of 17:59, 28 June 2017


  • Idiotic surfer villain is holding up a convenience store at gunpoint:

"Now open up that cash register, 'fore I have to get nasty. (Beeper goes off) Excuse me, sir? Could we please use your telephone?"

  • When the henchmen take the kids from their house, Colt tries to aim a kick at Toru Tanaka's stomach, only to have his leg caught and end up hanging upside down by his ankle.

"Would you like me to drive?"

Colt: Rocky, these ninjas have guns.
Rocky: Hey, if they have guns, they're no ninjas.
Colt: Yeah, and if they fire off the guns anyway the police'll hear.
Tum Tum: Oh, that's reassuring.

  • The boys trick the surfer dudes into drinking a soda filled with laxative.

Tum Tum: (pretending to drink) Hmm this stuff is good!
Hammer: Give me that!
 

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