30 "H"s: Difference between revisions

* [[Art Major Physics]]: No, not Art Major. It was the fart of a firefly turned into a ravenous beast, shredding all those in its path, as Harry reached from an atom and split it, killing the fuck out of the beast.

* [[Batman Can Breathe in Space]]: In the second chapter, Harry flies through space on a meteor, with no explanation as to how he can breathe. This may be the ''least'' ridiculous thing about the fic.

* [[Behind a Stick]]: Rape Radbury appears "from behind nothing much". Yet he's ten feet tall...

* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: The rape ape and [[Unfortunate Names|Rape Radbury]]. Nobody ever actually gets raped over the course of the story.

* [[Blatant Lies]]: This fic is tagged under Angst/Romance, and the characters as Bellatrix Lestrange and Seamus Finnigan.

* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: Pretty much everyone.

* [[Everything's Better with Monkeys]]: Everything's Better With Rape Apes ([[Squick|or not]]).

* [[Satiating Sandwich]]: [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]]—Harry does not like the "cabbagewich", which might explain why it was the last piece of food on the planet of Surf Ninjas.

* [[Wicked Weasel|Everything's Wicked With Weasels]]: The bald weasel with toothpicks for legs.

** The similarly hilarious/bizarre ''[[K-On!]]'' fic whose title consists of [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5512238/1/ seventeen Fs].

** "[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6976756/1/PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP]" is a slightly [[Bowdlerize]]d version set in the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' universe. It directly references Thirty Hs several times, but is considerably shorter and generally follows a different (but still royally fucked up) "plot", if you could call it that.

* [[Gag Penis]]: The Rape Ape's body is apparently made up entirely of these.

* [[Groin Attack]]: The [[Chainsaw Good|groinsaw]] probably counts as a bizarre inversion.

* [[Gushing About Shows You Like]]: In the span of over 300 reviews, about four of them are in any way negative.

* [[Hellfire]]: Or rather, holy fuckfire. Harry can [[Wreathed in Flames|encase his fists as well as meteors in it]], in order to better kill the fuck out of things.

* [[Highly-Visible Ninja]]: "The silent killers of the night had negated their innate advantage by only plying their craft on surf boards. [[Too Dumb to Live|During the day]]."

* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]: [[Ray Bradbury|Rape Radbury]].

* [[No Ending]]: Granted, it doesn't exactly follow much of a story structure in the first place, but the end of last chapter doesn't really give much resolution to even itself.

* [[Omnicidal Maniac]]: After killing everybody in the universe, Harry admonishes Dumbledore to conserve food, otherwise they'll starve, and no one will be around to revive them ''just to kill them again''.

* [[Our Vampires Are Different]]: In the second chapter, we get astral vampires which are able to bite even when only their head remains, causing vampire cavemen on Mars when Harry throws the heads back into time to Mars, where, er, they bite cavemen.

 

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