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* [[Art Major Physics]]: No, not Art Major. It was the fart of a firefly turned into a ravenous beast, shredding all those in its path, as Harry reached from an atom and split it, killing the fuck out of the beast.
* [[Batman Can Breathe in Space]]: In the second chapter, Harry flies through space on a meteor, with no explanation as to how he can breathe. This may be the ''least'' ridiculous thing about the fic.
* [[Beeping Computers]]: In the laboratory there are computers that serve no purpose beyond soft hums and [[Blinkenlights|blinking lights]].
* [[Behind a Stick]]: Rape Radbury appears "from behind nothing much". Yet he's ten feet tall...
* [[Big Lipped Alligator Movie]]: Pretty much ever scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again.
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: The rape ape and [[Unfortunate Names|Rape Radbury]]. Nobody ever actually gets raped over the course of the story.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: This fic is tagged under Angst/Romance, and the characters as Bellatrix Lestrange and Seamus Finnigan.
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* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: Pretty much everyone.
* [[Everything's Better with Monkeys]]: Everything's Better With Rape Apes ([[Squick|or not]]).
* [[Satiating Sandwich]]: [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]] -- Harry—Harry does not like the "cabbagewich", which might explain why it was the last piece of food on the planet of Surf Ninjas.
* [[Wicked Weasel|Everything's Wicked With Weasels]]: The bald weasel with toothpicks for legs.
* [[Evil Weapon]]: Fuckslayer is a particularly unholy example; it's made out of angel menstrual blood, the horns of Satan and his generals, and ''heaven itself''. Harry stores it in a dimension where all screams for naught. [[Earthshattering Kaboom|It can also destroy planets]].
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* [[Follow the Leader]]: It's spawned a few imitators.
** The similarly hilarious/bizarre ''[[K-On!]]'' fic whose title consists of [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5512238/1/ seventeen Fs].
** "[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6976756/1/PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP]" is a slightly [[Bowdlerize|Bowdlerized]]d version set in the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' universe. It directly references Thirty Hs several times, but is considerably shorter and generally follows a different (but still royally fucked up) "plot", if you could call it that.
* [[Gag Penis]]: The Rape Ape's body is apparently made up entirely of these.
* [[Groin Attack]]: The [[Chainsaw Good|groinsaw]] probably counts as a bizarre inversion.
* [[Gushing About Shows You Like]]: In the span of over 300 reviews, about four of them are in any way negative.
** Even when it ended up on [https://web.archive.org/web/20120118234847/http://fuckyeahbadfanfiction.tumblr.com/ Fuck Yeah Bad Fanfiction] it immediately got praised instead.
* [[Hellfire]]: Or rather, holy fuckfire. Harry can [[Wreathed in Flames|encase his fists as well as meteors in it]], in order to better kill the fuck out of things.
* [[Highly-Visible Ninja]]: "The silent killers of the night had negated their innate advantage by only plying their craft on surf boards. [[Too Dumb to Live|During the day]]."
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* [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context]]: Nothing that happens in this fic makes any sense at all.
* [[The Men in Black]]: The old man in the seventh chapter could be interpreted as this, seeing as he's in a laboratory and he has the apparent power to control Harry. He also seems scientific and addresses Harry as "a son". There's also quite a bit of [[Eldritch Abomination]] thrown into the mix, seeing as he can ''remove his own head''.
* [[Mind Screw]]: Enough to [[Go Mad Fromfrom the Revelation|break your brain]]. You have been warned.
* [[New Powers as the Plot Demands]]: Harry. Then again he might have had them since whenever he became a demonic spawn [[Physical God]].
* [[Nineties Anti-Hero]]: Harry is a [[Parody Sue|hilariously over-the-top example]].
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* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]: [[Ray Bradbury|Rape Radbury]].
* [[No Ending]]: Granted, it doesn't exactly follow much of a story structure in the first place, but the end of last chapter doesn't really give much resolution to even itself.
* [[BigNon LippedSequitur Alligator MovieEpisode]]: Pretty much ever scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again.
* [[Omnicidal Maniac]]: After killing everybody in the universe, Harry admonishes Dumbledore to conserve food, otherwise they'll starve, and no one will be around to revive them ''just to kill them again''.
* [[Our Vampires Are Different]]: In the second chapter, we get astral vampires which are able to bite even when only their head remains, causing vampire cavemen on Mars when Harry throws the heads back into time to Mars, where, er, they bite cavemen.
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* [[Testosterone Poisoning]]: See [[Refuge in Audacity]] for ''just one example''.
* [[Throwing Your Sword Always Works]]: Launching Your Groinsaw From Your Crotch Always Works.
* [[Took a Level Inin Badass]]: Harry, [[Overly Long Gag|Scrumblecorn]], Dobby.
* [[Tomato Surprise]]: The cabbage and mustard sandwich Harry finds turns out to be cartilage and mustard halfway into the chapter.
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: The Surf Ninjas of Surf Ninja Moon X.
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* [[Unfortunate Names]]: ''Rape'' Radbury.
* [[Unusual Weapon Mounting]]: Dobby's Groinsaw.
* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Harry -- soHarry—so [[Villain Sue|evil]] he distorts reality. The closest one gets to a proper antagonist is the rape ape, who apparently bounded Harry, and the "scientist" in the last chapter.
* [[World of Badass]]: Oh yes.
* [[X Meets Y]]: ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Tengen Toppa]] [[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]] [[Warhammer 4000040,000|Forty-Thousand]] [[Axe Cop|Cop]]'' (or ''[[My Immortal]]'' meets ''[[Fuck the Jesus Beam]]'').
** Alternatively, ''[[Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny]]'' meets ''[[The Eye of Argon]]''.
** ''[[Christian Humber Reloaded|The Christian Humber]] [[SCP Foundation|Foundation]] [[Beta Threat|Threat.]]''
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