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* Max telling Caroline about Han Li, the restaurant owner:
* Max telling Caroline about Han Li, the restaurant owner:
{{quote| "Clientele used to be all Eastern block criminals and crack whores, but then he took it over and ruined it."}}
{{quote|"Clientele used to be all Eastern block criminals and crack whores, but then he took it over and ruined it."}}
* Max's shock when she sneaks into Caroline's old town house.
* Max's shock when she sneaks into Caroline's old town house.
{{quote| "''Your shoes have their own house!''"}}
{{quote|"''Your shoes have their own house!''"}}
* Max asking Caroline if she dated the white or the really, really white one
* Max asking Caroline if she dated the white or the really, really white one
{{quote| "''The really, really white one.''"}}
{{quote|"''The really, really white one.''"}}
* After Caroline sucessfully sells 4 of Earl's CDs at the diner.
* After Caroline sucessfully sells 4 of Earl's CDs at the diner.
{{quote| '''Max:''' "Is any of that true?"<br />
{{quote|'''Max:''' "Is any of that true?"
'''Earl:''' "Nope. She even made up my damn last name." }}
'''Earl:''' "Nope. She even made up my damn last name." }}
* This:
* This:
{{quote| '''Caroline:''' "Really? Now? Really? While I'm helping you?"<br />
{{quote|'''Caroline:''' "Really? Now? Really? While I'm helping you?"
'''Max:''' "You're right. We'll trash you later." }}
'''Max:''' "You're right. We'll trash you later." }}
* This moment from "And The Pretty Problem:"
* This moment from "And The Pretty Problem:"
{{quote| '''Max:''' Look, I don't want to wake you up, so why don't you sleep in my bed and I'll [[It Makes Sense in Context|sleep on your vagina.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Max:''' Look, I don't want to wake you up, so why don't you sleep in my bed and I'll [[It Makes Sense in Context|sleep on your vagina.]]
'''Caroline:''' Just make sure you buy me breakfast afterwards. }}
'''Caroline:''' Just make sure you buy me breakfast afterwards. }}
* Max's riposte after the hippie cafe owner says no to her cupcakes for not being pretty enough.
* Max's riposte after the hippie cafe owner says no to her cupcakes for not being pretty enough.
* In "And The Hoarder Culture":
* In "And The Hoarder Culture":
{{quote| '''Caroline:''' See? That's one box of Butterfinger wrappers gone.<br />
{{quote|'''Caroline:''' See? That's one box of Butterfinger wrappers gone.
'''Douglas:''' WHAT?!<br />
'''Douglas:''' WHAT?!
'''Caroline:''' It's a metaphor, Douglas! }}
'''Caroline:''' It's a metaphor, Douglas! }}
* From "And The Very Christmas Thanksgiving" when Han announces that he's decorating the diner for Thanksgiving:
* From "And The Very Christmas Thanksgiving" when Han announces that he's decorating the diner for Thanksgiving:
{{quote| '''Max:''' I'm surprised that you got the right holiday decorations. You put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.<br />
{{quote|'''Max:''' I'm surprised that you got the right holiday decorations. You put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.
'''Han:''' So many Jewish holidays I don't have time to Wikipedia all of them. What, like I don't have a life?" }}
'''Han:''' So many Jewish holidays I don't have time to Wikipedia all of them. What, like I don't have a life?" }}
* Also, this:
* Also, this:
{{quote| '''Caroline:''' Oh God, you aren't gonna be one of those "I'm too cool for the wonders of Christmas" type of bitches, are you?<br />
{{quote|'''Caroline:''' Oh God, you aren't gonna be one of those "I'm too cool for the wonders of Christmas" type of bitches, are you?
'''Max:''' I'm so many types of bitches I've lost count. }}
'''Max:''' I'm so many types of bitches I've lost count. }}
* Every line uttered during Han's staff meeting in "And The Pop-Up Sale"
* Every line uttered during Han's staff meeting in "And The Pop-Up Sale"
* Max is a [[Deadpan Snarker]] so she's a great source of these, especially in "And The Secret Ingredient Is". Caroline has some great lines too, like "If men had periods tampons would be thrown like beads at a Mardi Gras parade."
* Max is a [[Deadpan Snarker]] so she's a great source of these, especially in "And The Secret Ingredient Is". Caroline has some great lines too, like "If men had periods tampons would be thrown like beads at a Mardi Gras parade."
* This exchange from "And The Upstairs Neighbor", after one of Oleg's suggestive comments goes too far for Caroline:
* This exchange from "And The Upstairs Neighbor", after one of Oleg's suggestive comments goes too far for Caroline:
{{quote| '''Caroline:''' We have got to have a sexual harassment seminar.<br />
{{quote|'''Caroline:''' We have got to have a sexual harassment seminar.
'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Max]]:''' What for? He's already so good at it.
'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Max]]:''' What for? He's already so good at it. }}
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Latest revision as of 19:04, 25 January 2022


  • Max telling Caroline about Han Li, the restaurant owner:

"Clientele used to be all Eastern block criminals and crack whores, but then he took it over and ruined it."

  • Max's shock when she sneaks into Caroline's old town house.

"Your shoes have their own house!"

  • Max asking Caroline if she dated the white or the really, really white one

"The really, really white one."

  • After Caroline sucessfully sells 4 of Earl's CDs at the diner.

Max: "Is any of that true?"
Earl: "Nope. She even made up my damn last name."

  • This:

Caroline: "Really? Now? Really? While I'm helping you?"
Max: "You're right. We'll trash you later."

  • This moment from "And The Pretty Problem:"

Max: Look, I don't want to wake you up, so why don't you sleep in my bed and I'll sleep on your vagina.
Caroline: Just make sure you buy me breakfast afterwards.

  • Max's riposte after the hippie cafe owner says no to her cupcakes for not being pretty enough.
  • In "And The Hoarder Culture":

Caroline: See? That's one box of Butterfinger wrappers gone.
Douglas: WHAT?!
Caroline: It's a metaphor, Douglas!

  • From "And The Very Christmas Thanksgiving" when Han announces that he's decorating the diner for Thanksgiving:

Max: I'm surprised that you got the right holiday decorations. You put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.
Han: So many Jewish holidays I don't have time to Wikipedia all of them. What, like I don't have a life?"

  • Also, this:

Caroline: Oh God, you aren't gonna be one of those "I'm too cool for the wonders of Christmas" type of bitches, are you?
Max: I'm so many types of bitches I've lost count.

  • Every line uttered during Han's staff meeting in "And The Pop-Up Sale"
  • Max is a Deadpan Snarker so she's a great source of these, especially in "And The Secret Ingredient Is". Caroline has some great lines too, like "If men had periods tampons would be thrown like beads at a Mardi Gras parade."
  • This exchange from "And The Upstairs Neighbor", after one of Oleg's suggestive comments goes too far for Caroline:

Caroline: We have got to have a sexual harassment seminar.
Max: What for? He's already so good at it.

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