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Lono, Loop, Victor and Jack are riding in a car.

Loop: Ain't never been to Mexico...
Lono: No? It's a sweet place...
Victor: If you're American.
Jack: Yeah, it must taste like ass to be Mexican.
Loop: Mexicans are Americans.
Victor, Lono and Jack: The hell they are!

Lono's idea of a knock-knock joke

(knocks on the door)
Jack: Who is it?
Lono: Norma.
Jack: Norma who?
Lono: Norma Lee. As in, normally I just bash the fuckin' door down. Let me in!

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 * Lono, Loop, Victor and Jack are riding in a car.
-{{quote| '''Loop:''' Ain't never been to Mexico...<br />
+{{quote|'''Loop:''' Ain't never been to Mexico...
-'''Lono:''' No? It's a sweet place...<br />
+'''Lono:''' No? It's a sweet place...
-'''Victor:''' If you're American.<br />
+'''Victor:''' If you're American.
-'''Jack:''' Yeah, it must taste like ass to be Mexican.<br />
+'''Jack:''' Yeah, it must taste like ass to be Mexican.
-'''Loop:''' Mexicans ''are'' Americans.<br />
+'''Loop:''' Mexicans ''are'' Americans.
 '''Victor, Lono and Jack:''' The ''hell'' they are! }}
 * Lono's idea of a knock-knock joke
-{{quote| ''(knocks on the door)''<br />
+{{quote|''(knocks on the door)''
-'''Jack''': Who is it?<br />
+'''Jack''': Who is it?
-'''Lono''': Norma.<br />
+'''Lono''': Norma.
-'''Jack''': Norma who?<br />
+'''Jack''': Norma who?
 '''Lono''': Norma Lee. As in, ''normally'' I just bash the fuckin' door down. Let me in!
  }}
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-[[Category:DC Comics (Creator)/Funny]]
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