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{{trope}}
In a war of [[Volleying Insults]], insulting the opponent's mother is a useful snappy comeback. These insults come in a variety of forms:
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* The closely related "So's your mom!"
** The similarly versatile "So's your face!"
** "[[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs|So's your mom's face]]!"
** "So's your mum's face's university!"
** "[[That's What She Said
*** And the similarly-related "That's what your mom said!", turning the insult into a [[Double Entendre]].
* Old knock-knock joke:
{{quote|
"Who's there?"
"Joe."
"Joe who?"
"JOE MAMA!" }}
* Often used when playing [[Volleying Insults|The Dozens]]. The classic example begins "Yo' momma so fat, [''insert fat joke here'']."
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** Or [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid|"Your MAMA! Your big fanny granny! Your slap-happy grandpappy!"]]
As always, [[The Other Wiki]] gives much [
A "Your Mom" joke was found [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2092775/Tablet-crude-jokes-riddles-beer--dating-time-biblical-Exodus.html?ITO=1490 baked into a cuneiform tablet from 1,500 BC]. However the [[Orphaned Punchline|punchline is missing]],
Compare [[I Will Show You X]], [[Lame Comeback]], [[No, You]], [[That's What She Said]], [[I Banged Your Mom]].
Be warned that ''seriously'' directing insults at someone's mother is generally not a good move, because [[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas]]. Or if the character really does turn out to be the [[Son of a Whore]] then it might provoke [[Berserk Button|more of a reaction]] [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|than you were hoping for]].
"Your Mom" insults work due to the [[Madonna
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== Advertising ==
* The [[Nerd Core]] bumper on [[
== Anime & Manga ==
* [[Dragon Ball
* ''[[Canaan]]'' does this with Mino and Santana's mud-slinging match in the 5th episode, which eventually devolves into this sort of thing.
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== Comic Books ==
* In the ''[[Clerks]]'' comic:
{{quote|
"They're claiming first dibs."
"On what?"
"Your mom, of course."
"... He's lucky I just took three Percocets." }}
* A recent ''[[Spider
** One of the kids who were watching the "fight" calls Deadpool out on it, claiming Deadpool was bluffing about the "Yo Mommageddon". Deadpool whispers HALF of the joke in the kid's ear, and he immediately starts crying.
* In ''[[
* ''[[Dilbert]]'': Dogbert explains
* In ''[[ABC Warriors]]'', during the Volgan War, Ro-Jaws provoked Mek-Quake into attacking him (thus saving the other Warriors) with a string of "Your mother" jokes. Blackblood tries to persuade Mek-Quake that, since they're all robots, none of them ''have'' mothers. It doesn't work. The greatest moment has to be this exchange:
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'''Ro-Jaws:''' ''(running away)'' Last night I did unspeakable things to your mother! }}
* In ''[[Scott Pilgrim]]'', during Scott's fight with Matt Patel, Ramona's First Evil Ex-Boyfriend, Scott tries to rattle Matt by asking about the time Matt and Ramona dated.
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'''Matt:''' Y-your mom is an embarrassing story! }}
** High School Flashback - The evil Benvi Tech boys kidnaps Kim P.
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'''Simon Lee:''' So, this is the best St. Joel can muster?
'''Scott:''' That's not what your mother said last night! }}
* The ''Half a Life'' arc of ''[[Gotham Central]]'' revolved around [[Coming Out Story|the involuntary outing of Renee Montoya]], who has already had to deal with being a [[Twofer Token Minority|Hispanic woman]] in the predominantly white male Gotham City Police Department. When it is revealed that she is also gay a lot of the other GCPD detectives, who dislike her and the Major Crimes Unit as a whole because of their basic honesty in the [[Bad Cop, Incompetent Cop|highly corrupt police force]], begin insulting her even more. Renee, however, has never been one to just take the abuse when other people decide to dish it out.
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'''Detective Montoya:''' That's what your mother tells me. }}
* ''Cyberfrog'' volume "#0" (numbered out of order, of course, it's the origin story) is named "Yo Mama is a Alien".
== Fan Works ==
* In ''[[
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3411776/1/Afterwards This] ''[[Neverwinter Nights 2]]'' fanfiction where Bishop insists that "Nobody can challenge "Your mom"" as a comeback and that it will catch on.
* In [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3372350/1/The_Unexpected_Rookie this] ''[[
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6693447/1/Yo_Mama This] little gem gives us [[Star Trek|Spock's]] version of a maternal insult.
* ''[[
* In ''[[
== Film ==
* ''[[Johnny Mnemonic]]''
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'''Spider''': He's that guy who fucks your mother. }}
* ''[[Star Trek (
* ''[[Napoleon Dynamite]]'': "Your mom goes to college!"
* ''[[
* ''[[
* ''[[
** Parodied by ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series
** And the possessed ''[[
** And in the French and Saunders sketch-
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'''Jennifer:''' No she does not!
'''Dawn:''' All right... Your mother's a Biology teacher in Cheshire! }}
** And by [[
* Used to great extent in ''[[The Monster Squad]]''.
* In ''[[Chinatown]]'', Jake Gittes uses the wife variation to insult a cop:
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'''Jake:''' Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick, [[
* ''[[The Departed]]'':
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'''Dignam:''' I'm tired from fucking your wife.
'''Ellerby:''' How is your mother?
'''Dignam:''' Good, she's tired from fucking my father. }}
* From ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', when Walter Peck tries to have the 'Busters arrested:
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'''Egon:''' YOUR MOTHER... ''(The rest of what Egon says dissolves into a fist-fight and a rare moment where he [[Not So Stoic|expresses actual emotion.]] It's assumed he said something to the tune of "Your mother's a violation of the EPA")'' }}
* ''[[Bedazzled]]'': (in Spanish) "Your mom wears combat boots!"
* [[Played for Drama]] no less than three times in the recent [[Star Trek]] movie with [[Not So Stoic|Captain]] [[Berserk Button|Spock]].
* ''[[Major League]]'' - Catcher Jake Taylor gets a batter to pop up for a game-ending out with a little impromptu trash-talking along these lines.
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* ''[[Monty Python and
** Spamalot, the musical, also includes "You English all are bugger folk, your mothers all are rugger folk, your army is a bloody joke, you couldn't beat an artichoke!"
* ''[[Kingdom of Heaven]]'':
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'''Godfrey:''' I knew your mother when she was making hers. Fortunately, you're too old to be one of mine. }}
* ''[[Remember the Titans]]'' has a scene where the black players are telling Yo' Momma jokes about the white guys in the locker room, and the white guys take offense until one of them joins in, whereupon it's revealed that it's a form of bonding.
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* In ''[[Super Troopers]]'' one cop tests out a bulletproof cup and gets knocked down. When asked how he feels, he responds "Good enough to fuck your mother!"
* ''[[Menace II Society]]'': "I feel sorry for your mother." "What'chu say 'bout my mama?"
* ''[[
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'''Ed Tuttle''': My mother's dead, you little twerp.
'''Kenny "Squeak" Scolari''': I guess that why she didn't move around a lot. }}
* ''[[Heavy Metal Parking Lot]]'':
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"Your mother!" }}
* The school counselor in ''Afterschool'' uses these jokes to break the ice.
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'''Robert''': Okay I guess.
'''Dr Virgil''': Do you know she has crabs so big I ride them to work? }}
* ''[[
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'''Jinx:''' "Your momma. She wanted me to tell you that she's real disappointed in you." }}
* In the film ''[[Best Player]]'', when Quincy tried to tell one of his adversaries he really loves her mother, it was taken for a provocation.
* ''[[
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'''[[
'''British guy:''' [[Bullying a Dragon|You and whose army]]?
'''[[
* From ''[[Snatch]]'':
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'''Turkish:''' "Fuckface." That's clever. I'll have to remember that next time I'm climbing off yer mum. }}
* A funny one from ''[[The Terminator]]'' (quote from the TV edit):
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'''Detective Vukovich''': Like you've been dead for a week.
'''Detective Traxler''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Yo mama.]] }}
* In ''[[The Waterboy]]'', during a football game, Bobby Boucher wishes an opposing player good luck before the next play, but that player rudely replies "I'll be playing with your mama tonight", making Bobby ominously mutter "62", his jersey number. During the play, Bobby intercepts the ball, but idiotically gives it back to that player, who takes it for a touchdown to beat Bobby's team. Though Bobby [[Curb Stomp Battle|roughhouses him]] anyway.
* The extraterrestrials of ''[[Alien Nation (film)|Alien Nation]]'' had an insult that specified, "Your mother mates out of season." Though Sykes recognized the hostile intent, it didn't make him noticeably angry; his response was along the lines of, "Yeah, she does. So?"
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* Wild Bill Wharton in ''[[The Green Mile]]'' tries a "your wife" variety on a prison guard...who isn't married. He comes back that it was probably Wharton's sister he was thinkin' of.
* In [[Stephen King]]'s novella, ''The Body'', there are several Your Mom insults, such as "Your mother blows dead rats!" Also, when Chris holds Ace at gunpoint:
{{quote|
'''Ace:'''. I'll kill you for that. Nobody ranks my mother.
'''Chris:''' I heard your mother fucks for bucks. In fact, I heard she throws blowjobs for jukebox nickels. I heard -''(interrupted by thunder)'' }}
** Note that earlier, when one boy says something critical about his friend's ''father'', this is considered a serious breach of etiquette, whereas taunts about mothers are understood to be kidding.
* Happens in [[
{{quote|
"Um, Your Royal Highness? If we could just have a word--"
"It is all right! I know how to talk to these people! I have studied their culture!" }}
* [[Invoked Trope|Invoked]] by Butler in the first ''[[
* In the [[Star Trek Expanded Universe]] novel ''I, Q'', the war between the Q Continuum and the M Continuum started when one of the M, after a discussion of why there ''needed'' to be a war which nobody could get worked up about, suddenly said "Your mother!"
** [[Fridge Brilliance|Made even more hilarious]] by the fact that, since both the Q and the M are omnipotent, immortal beings, none of them actually ''had'' mothers!
* In Jessica Layne's ''Knight Moves'', a Middle Ages knight is challenged by stereotypical black Philadelphia gangsters to a "Yo Mama" contest.
* [[Harry Potter (
** He also pulls one on Seamus after Seamus calls Harry a [[Department of Redundancy Department|lying liar who tells lying lies that lie]].
** Marge throws one in Harry's direction early on in ''Prisoner of Azkaban''. It doesn't end well, and Harry himself is struck with guilt until Cornelius Fudge tells him that was OK due to the circumstances going on at the time (specifically, an escaped {{spoiler|alleged}} murderer/magic user on the loose in Mother England).
* ''A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man'' takes this trope and [[Crosses the Line Twice]] with it.
* In ''[[Discworld|Nanny Ogg's Cookbook]]'', we're told that in some troll dialects, which rely a lot on guesture, extending one's hand to a troll is "a very bad remark about his mother". Apparently, it was some time before humans and trolls worked this miscommunication out.
* Kevin teases the schoolyard bully Bertram with one of these in ''[[
* In ''[[
** Once he's been made to understand what the other man said, he thanks him for speaking so kindly about his mother.
* This is the insult that sparks the whole plotline in ''[[Scaramouche]]''.
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== Live Action TV ==
* A ''[[Celebrity Deathmatch]]'' between Michael Jordan and Dennis Rodman starts like this:
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"That's cuz your momma kept me up all night!" }}
* ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise]]'' pulled this in the Mirror Universe episode. During an interrogation of a Tholian, Hoshi interprets one of his defiant remarks as "something about your maternal ancestor".
** One of the most offensive Klingon insults is "Hab SoSlI Quch!", which translates to "Your mother has a smooth forehead!"
* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' has a (deliberately) [[Cringe Comedy|cringe inducing]] moment when Chase [[Lame Comeback|attempted a Yo mamma joke]]. It was horrific.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN2pV8S63rw Youtubage!] (Probably not brain safe. Horrific is right.)
** Used subtly (well, as subtle as a your mom joke can be used) in later episode.
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'''House''': I don't know. Is "your mother" a number? }}
* MTV had an entire show based around this trope, appropriately titled ''Yo Momma'' and hosted by Wilmer Valderrama (yes, [[That '70s Show
** In years before that, they would include ad bumpers of New Yorkers trash-talking each other in various settings (usually at one of NYC's famous public basketball courts).
* ''[[
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* From ''[[
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* ''[[Summer Heights High]]''
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'''Jonah:''' ''Yeah, well ya '''mum''' has man boobs! '' }}
* In an episode of ''[[
{{quote|
'''Moss:''' Not as nice as your mum's glasses!
'''Roy:''' Still a little bit complimentary, but it's getting better. }}
* In ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'''s 6.07 "Family Matters", Christian Campbell catches Dean snooping around Samuel's office. As Dean comes up with a weak excuse about needing to call someone in privacy:
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'''Dean''': Your wife. Let her know I'm not gonna make it over tonight. }}
* A constant theme in ''[[The Mary Whitehouse Experience]]'''s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCKYEM8qRc History Today ] sketches.
* The E4 Voiceover Man got a great one during an advert for ''[[School Of Comedy]]''.
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'''Peter Dickson:''' Yeah? Well, your mum didn't seem to mind! }}
* ''[[30 Rock
** Followed by Jack's [[Not So Above It All|rather surprising one]] when he asks Lemon to go to a fancy royal birthday celebration with him.
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'''Jack Donaghy''': That's what your mom said last night. Booyah. }}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo7CiuFAz0M Liz gets in on it too].
* [[Sean Connery]] in the ''Celebrity [[Jeopardy
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'''[[Sean Connery]]:''' Moo.
'''Trebek:''' That is incorrect.
'''[[Sean Connery]]:''' Well that's the sound your mother made last night!
'''Trebek:''' ...We would have accepted "bow wow" or "ruff".
'''[[Sean Connery]]:''' Ah, rough! Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek! }}
** or:
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'''Trebek:''' Not long enough.
'''[[Sean Connery]]:''' That's not what your mother said last night! }}
** Also played with in the "Mother joke of the day" on the [[Talk Show]] parody ''I'm Chillin''.
** ''[[Jeopardy
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* From ''[[
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'''Ted:''' Yeah, that's what your mom said.
'''Barney:''' How dare you!
'''Ted:''' No, [[Sincerity Mode|she actually said that]].
'''Barney's Mom:''' (walking in) Oh, dear, I thought I told you, that's just not going to fit in there. }}
* In the ''[[Married...
{{quote|
'''Gang member:''' Yeah, your wife's good in bed!
'''Al:''' [[Insult Backfire|So, you're a liar, too!]] ''(punches him)'' }}
** Bud and Kelly will often insult each other with barbs along the lines of "Eat Mom's cooking/Smell Dad's shoes". And have no problems saying it in front of their parents.
* A recurring sketch on ''[[In Living Color]]'' had a [[Game Show]] called "The Dirty Dozens," in which the host would supply the first part of the insult, and the contestants would ring in to finish it. For example:
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("T-Dogg" buzzes in)
'''Host''': T-Dogg
'''"T-Dogg"''': Yo mama so hairy, [[Big Foot]] be takin' pictures of her. }}
** Subverted when some of the categories don't lend themselves well to the joke: i.e. "Yo' momma so good at math ..."
** Later in the series they made "spinoff" versions such as ''[[Wheel of Fortune|Wheel of Dozens]]'' and ''[[Family Feud|Family Dozens]]''.
* The dirty dozens are [[Serious Business]] for Mo and Marcus of ''[[Smart Guy (TV series)|Smart Guy]]'', who treat it like a martial art, even bowing before and after a match. [[Hilarity Ensues]] when they attempt to instruct Marcus' little brother TJ, the titular smart guy.
* ''[[Star Trek
** In "The Way of the Warrior", Klingons attempt to insult Odo in Klingon, and Garak replies with "Actually, I'm not sure Constable Odo ''has'' a mother."
** This exchange in "The Siege"
{{quote|
'''Quark''': I can't leave it, it's all that I have. My personal mementos, my family album...
'''Bashir''': It's full of gold-pressed latinum, and you know it.
'''Quark''': ...Who told you?
'''Bashir''': Your mother did, the day you were born.
'''Quark''': NEVER-MAKE-FUN-OF-A-FERENGI'S-MOTHER. Rule of Acquisition Number 31! }}
** In the EU, the full rule is "Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother - insult something he cares about instead." That said, Quark does care about his mother more than most Ferengi.
* In one episode of ''[[Star Trek:
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* ''[[
** In "[[Doctor Who
** Kind of subverted in "[[Doctor Who
** "The Runaway Bride": Donna and the Doctor are stuck in the middle of nowhere, and are trying to take a cab back to the church. Eventually they realize neither of them has any money. The cabbie dumps them out and all we hear is Donna scream, "And that goes double for your mother!"
* Phyllis uses this to get one over on Gene in [[Life On Mars]].
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'''Phyllis''': His guide dog's giving your mam one. From behind. ''(Sam smirks)''
'''Gene'''(to Sam): Whatever 'appened to all the classy birds? }}
* In the ''[[
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'''Hammond''': What exactly does ''that'' mean?
'''Jackson''': Let's just say Jack made a reference to Freyr's mother. }}
* In ''[[
** When attempting to trash talk before a bowling match
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** And trash talking before a Robot Wars style battle
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* On one episode of the 60s ''[[Batman (TV series)|Batman]]'' TV series, a villain (I think it was Shame) taunted Batman with, "Your mother wears army boots!" To which Batman responded, "[[Insult Backfire|Why yes, she does... and she finds them quite comfortable!]]"
* ''[[Fresh Prince of Bel Air]]'': Phillip Banks had an excellent response to this, in a scene that is [[Papa Wolf]], [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], and [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uUu_xy7cro in one shot.]
* ''[[Smart Guy]]'' had Marcus and Mo teaching TJ to do the Dozens as a method of countering a bully who is mocking his ear size after his attempt at ignoring the bully failed outright. Although it was initially successful, it ended up backfiring on him when one of TJ's "Yo Momma" jokes (well, technically "Yo daddy", but still), "Hey, yo dad's so ugly that he ended up arrested for mooning", turned out not only to be very much true, but was also the bully's [[Berserk Button]], as apparently he has to become the man of his household to fill in the void of the father's jailtime, the stress relating to it and craving for attention as a result acting as the [[Freudian Excuse|very reason]] why he often has to bully others.
* ''[[Golden Girls]]'' had this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4MI5s4qZo a few times in an episode.] Made funnier by how in a second scene it was Sophia, Dorothy's mom, about to say the line.
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'''Kid''': Yes, Ms. Zbornak, what does Joe have to say about all this?
'''Dorthy''': Joe who?
'''Kid''': Joe Mama! }}
* One episode of ''[[Castle]]'': Ryan and Esposito, two extremely close friends, are captured by the [[Big Bad]]. Ryan is tortured while Esposito is [[Forced to Watch
* In ''[[El Chavo
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'''Chavo''': Don Ramón, your granny likes the circus?
'''Don Ramón''': TOMA! ''(hits Chavo)'' And I won't hit you twice only because my granny was a trapeeze artist... }}
** Dona Florinda's attitude is somewhat justified by the fact she and Don Ramón's grandmother are acquaintances and don't get along.
* In ''[[Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]]'', Tim Taylor often utilized this trope on his "Tool Time" co-host, Al Boarland. In the episode where Tim dreamt about an alien encounter and then during a show about roofing (while speculating that Al may be an alien):
{{quote|'''Tim Taylor''': Your mother is so large, she might end up being your mothership. ''(Al Boarland then proceeds to attempt to chase and presumably attempt to beat up Tim for that remark as Tim leaves the set, the only thing stopping Al being the harness that's keeping him on the "roof.")''
In another episode:|'''Tim Taylor:''' Your mother is so large, she has her own zip code.}}
* Averted in ''[[Welcome Back, Kotter]]'', when Kotter contrasts the Dozens with the "modern" (1970s) style of insult-duelling starting with the beginning of a classic "Your momma..."
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* ''[[M*A*S*H (
** This exchange in the mess tent between Burns and Houlihan, post-breakup:
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'''Houlihan''': So did your parents. }}
* ''[[WKRP in Cincinnati]]'' - Herb reluctantly buys a painting at a charity sale to score points with the boss - Bailey likes it and says so, and he gives it to her. Later he hears it may be worth a fortune and tells her he wants it back, saying "I meant 'It's yours' like a figure of speech, like 'I love you' or 'So's your mother!'" When she won't give it back he tells her "I'm very disappointed in you." She looks conciliatory and says "Herb? [flatly:] So's your mother."
* In an episode of ''[[Dark Angel]]'', when Alec confronts a gang of steelheads who are monopolizing the steroid black market he's trying to break into, a British steelhead named Eddie asks what he needs five hundred dollars for.
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* [[CSI]]: The owner of a brothel that is a crime scene gets annoyed when Nick won't speed up the search to let him reopen the rooms and comes out with the unusual gem "Your mother sleep with Azerbaijani!"
* Played with in the ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' version of "[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]", when Santa greets a Martian family, and the Bots start quipping, "And so's my dad. And so's your dad! And so's your mom! And your sister swims out to troop ships!"
* ''[[Community]]'': Used in a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
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{{spoiler|'''Pierce'''}}: Your mother's lover. [shoots] }}
* During an episode of ''[[Hill Street Blues]]'', when peace talks between two street gangs broke down, one of the gang leaders shouted at the other, "I kissed your mother five times!"
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s This] Fatty Spins song.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyxnEKTjhj0 The D&D song], only in the "Live at the El Rey" version, contained the following lyrics at the very end.
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'''Will''': You guys are too much for me. ''*laughs*''
''*beat*''
'''Lynch/Tyke''': That's what yo' momma said last night! It's D&D... }}
* From ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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* [[The Decemberists]]' "A Cautionary Song":
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Though she may seem an awful [[Painful Rhyme|bother]]
And the next time she tries to feed you collared greens
''Remember what she does when you're asleep!'' }}
* "Your Mama Don't Wear No Socks" was a popular summer camp song. I saw her when she took them off!
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* The Shad song "''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr-jKSWGEhI Real Game]''", about race in basketball, begins and ends with a short skit of friends playing an NBA game with each other. After the game, the insults get petty, including "Your mom can't dunk!" the standard response being to defend one's mother's honor, the reply is "My mom can dunk, okay?! ... Well, she can touch rim still."
* In the wake of 9/11, [[Ray Stevens]] released "Osama — Yo' Mama".
* The ''Snaps'' album featured a number of comedians and hip-hop artists telling these jokes.
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* ''[[Garfield (Comic Strip)|Garfield]]'' has several G-rated versions:
** When Garfield stands on the talking scale:
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'''Garfield:''' Your mother was a blender!
'''Scale:''' That hurt. }}
** When he does his act on the fence, he tells his audience: "All you your mothers wear army boots!"
*** He said this to a dog once, who merely walked away thinking "He's lucky Mom was in the military."
** Jon tries to train Garfield to be an "attack cat", and makes a dummy from him to practice. When he orders "Attack!", Garfield tells the dummy: "Your mother wears combat boots!"
** When Garfield is a bad mood, he shouts to a bunch of dogs: "All your mothers wear flea collars!" which gets him beaten up.
** Garfield barks something to a chained dog, who gets really mad. Garfield explains that it meant "Your mother has fleas".
* In one of the rare occasions in ''[[
** In a later ''[[
** Feeling bored, Wade told Cody his mother had fleas so Cody would chase him away.
* One ''[[FoxTrot]]'' strip has Jason and Marcus trash-talking each other before a test with "your momma" lines. This strip led to the name of one of the compilation books, ''Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables''.
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== Professional Wrestling ==
* During Repo Man's entrance at the Wrestlemania X-7 Gimmick Battle Royal:
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'''Gene Okerlund:''' About five years ago, he got my mother-in-law.
'''Bobby Heenan:''' About four years ago, everybody got your mother-in-law. }}
== Radio ==
* Alice does this in ''[[The Phil Harris
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== Theater ==
▲{{quote| '''Painter:''' You're a dog.<br />
'''Apemantus:''' Thy mother's of my generation: what's she, if I be a dog?<ref>[[Getting Crap Past the Radar|A bitch.]]</ref> }}
** ''[[The Merchant of Venice]]'':
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'''Jessica:''' That were a kind of bastard hope, indeed! so the sins of my mother should be visited upon me!
'''Launcelot:''' Truly, then, I fear you are damned both by father and mother; thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I fall into Charybdis, your mother. }}
== Video Games ==
* "[[Bully (
* ''[[
** The Spy also have a in-game domination line that might get triggered when dominating a enemy Scout: "Well, off to visit your mother!"
* One of many dialogue snippets that plays upon reaching an abandoned impound in ''[[
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'''Nick''': Your mom's car.
'''Ellis''': See, that was just uncalled for. }}
** Upon seeing a [[Nightmare Face|Spitter]], Ellis sometimes calls, "''It's Nick's mom!''"
* Ezio uses a variation to make a snappy comeback in ''[[
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'''Ezio''': Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the "handling" I gave her. }}
** Of course, given that this is [[The Casanova|Ezio]] we're talking about, odds are that's NOT just a snappy comeback.
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* [[Sam and Max]] use these in Episode 103 ("The Mole, The Mob and the Meatball") against a card sharp ([[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas|who is very sensitive about his mother]]) to get him to cough up the location of a meatball sandwich.
* "[[Halo|I would've been yo' daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence]]!"
* ''[[
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* In ''[[Neverwinter Nights 2]]'', a female character can respond to Bishop's opening suggestion that she go back to whatever brothel she came from with "Good idea. I'll say hello to your mother while I'm there, shall I?"
* In the Leliana's Song DLC for [[Dragon Age]]: Origins, [[Elves Versus Dwarves|Tug and Sketch's]] sniping produces this gem when they're about to climb through a window:
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'''Tug:''' Eh, that's what
* ''[[Paper Mario:
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'''Iron Cleft #1:''' WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? How does he know Mom has an outie? That jerk! We're gonna blend you up into a smoothie, pal! And then we're gonna drink ya! Oh, and one more thing... Only smelly stinkwads call other people stinkwads! Understand, stinkwad?
'''Iron Cleft #2:''' Simmer down there, Bro. [[Hypocritical Humor|You! Stinkwad!]] You're gonna regret opening your yap, pal! See these bods? Solid iron. See these spikes? Yeah, they penetrate any substance. So, basically, what I'm telling you is that whatever you try will be completely useless. Think that over in the very short time you have left with a functional brain. }}
* [[
* In one of the party conversations in [[Dragon Age Origins]]:
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'''Oghren:''' What?
'''Sten:''' Stop tripping me.
'''Oghren:''' Stop tripping yourself!
'''Sten:''' If you were significant enough to notice, I wouldn't step on you.
'''Oghren:''' Oh, well... your mother!
'''Sten:''' ...That was disappointing. I expected better from you.
'''Oghren:''' Sorry, I was in a rush. }}
* ''[[Dragon Age 2]]'' had an inadvertant one {{spoiler|after Bartrand betrayed the group in the Deep Roads}}. Varric had this to say about his brother.
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* In ''[[
* Typing "UR MOM" in ''[[
* In ''[[
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'''Bill:''' Leave our mother out of it! Get in the cannon! }}
** In ''[[
** In ''[[
* In ''[[Shining Force|Shining Wisdom]]'': "Your mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for moonin'!"
* One of the conversation choices in ''[[The Sims]] 3'' (and also ''[[The Sims|The Sims Social]]'' and ''[[
* In ''[[
* ''[[Vega Strike]]'' [[Dialogue Tree]] has one of aliens' attempts to [[I Shall Taunt You|insult]] the (human) player going like this:
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* [[Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]: [[Deadpool]] yells "YO' MAMA!" at random when he executes his standard strong attack.
* In [[Sly Cooper|Sly 3]], [[The Smart Guy|Bentley]] has to goad [[The Brute|Muggshot]] into a fight as part of a plan. The one thing that'll make him [[Even Evil Has Standards|reconsider]] fighting a wheelchair-bound turtle? Making a nasty comment about his mother.
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== Web Animation ==
* Even ''[[Broken Saints]]'' isn't afraid of this one:
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'''Raimi''': ''([[Inner Monologue]])'' "About as much as your mom did last night." }}
* In ''[[The Guild]]'', the [[Cliff Hanger]] for one season 3 episode is a [[Troll|member of the Axis of Anarchy]] {{spoiler|telling Blaze "I just banged your mom"}}.
* ''[[Bonus Stage (
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'''Joel''': ''Your '''mom''''' just called.
'''Phil''': ...excellent comeback.
'''Joel''': ''(oblivious)'' I know. }}
** In one episode, the two girl characters agree that Your Dad jokes will never catch on.
** When Joel actually ends up going out with Phil's mom, Jessica, he discovers that Your Mom jokes don't make sense anymore.
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* The [[Cyanide & Happiness]] Short [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwvXtfRjonc The Rope] has the line "Your mom is too heavy".
== Web Original ==
* ''[[
** And as a sequel to that, the zinger in the next video said: "Contrary to claims made in the previous video I have not in actuality fucked your mum because damn that shit is nasty, yo"
** "By the way, it's okay to swear on the internet. Your mum isn't likely to read it. I know, because she's too busy being fucked. ''By me.''"
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** "Sandboxes are by definition looser than your mum on a jet engine."
* [[Dragonball Z Abridged]]:
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'''Frieza Goon B''': ''"Yeah well that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of YOUR MOM!"'' }}
** Cui and Vegeta do this back and forth. Vegeta does it to Cui, who responds that his species reproduces asexually ('Gross. Out of my way'). Cui then does it to Vegeta in the same ep as the first example.
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"I ''know''." }}
*** Which is then chillingly referenced by Freeza during his fight with Vegeta:
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'''Vegeta''': (in extreme pain) "My... mother's... dead."
'''Freeza''': "''I know.''" }}
** It also happens in Bardock The Father of Goku.
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'''Random Saiyan''': "Your ''mom's'' an army! }}
* ''[[
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'''Caboose''': Like a mercenary.
'''Tucker''': Right. Or like your mom, when the rent's due.
'''Caboose''': ...oh, that's funny.
'''Tucker''': Yeah, you didn't think that was too obvious?
'''Caboose''': No no, no no, that was, that was good. }}
* [[Played for Laughs]] in [[Sailor Moon Abridged]]:
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'''Amy:''' But I'm trying to study!
'''Serena:''' So's your '''mom'''!
'''Amy:''' Serena, that doesn't make any sense.
'''Serena:''' Shut up! }}
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series
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'''Yugi:''' ''{angrily}'' Your ''face'' is cute!
'''Yami:''' Yup. }}
** Also in Episode 47:
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'''Noah:''' ...Your mother. }}
* ''[[
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'''Cinema Snob''': Your ''mom'' has Sean's number.
'''Nostalgia Critic''': Shut up. }}
** [[Played for Laughs]] in one of the bloopers, when Doug forgot his line:
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'''Doug:''' ......I'm doing your mother. }}
* In the ''[[Commentary!
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'''Nathan:''' I thought Neil was given far too many songs
'''Neil and Nathan:''' Both threw insults at each other
'''Neil:''' Told you how I f#!ked your mother... }}
* ''[[Two Best Friends Play]]'' has several:
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'''Pat:''' Don't you like dark, moist places?
'''Matt:''' I like your mom's dark moist place.
'''Pat:''' How about I kill you?
'''Matt:''' How about no? }}
** Another good example comes from the ''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
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'''Pat:''' Aw, fuck!
'''Matt:''' Ahaha! Yeah, you're a real combat specialist!
'''Pat:''' Your mom is a fucking combat specialist.
'''Matt:''' What?
'''Pat:''' With my dick. }}
* ''Left 4 Farts'' has the gang jokingly exchanging
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* [[Homestar Runner
* There is a channel on [[YouTube]], appropriately named [http://www.youtube.com/user/yomama?ob=0 Yomama], dedicated to animating just about every Yo Mama joke in existence. New videos are posted every Monday and Friday, and our host is a lovably obnoxious blonde [[Beauty and
== Webcomics ==
* ''[[
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'''Girl:''' ''I'm serious; I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving. ''
'''Boy:''' ''...That's what ''she'' said! ''
'''Girl:''' ''Yes. Yes, it is.'' }}
** Don't forget the alt-text: "Seriously, it's your mom jokes or me." "Then I, like so many men before me, must reluctantly choose your mom."
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** [http://xkcd.com/541/ #541] has one in the [[Alt Text]].
** And [http://xkcd.com/681/ this one] uses your mom to illustrate relative gravity.
** And [http://xkcd.com/526/ this one] to explain the metric system (223
** [http://xkcd.com/320/ Well played.]
** Also [http://xkcd.com/89/ this.] God, [[
*** It is fair to say that xkcd is not the first, or the last, to love your mom.
** And [http://xkcd.com/176/ here...]
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** Ocelot and Liquid try to explain how 'your mother's a whore' is the highest insult in ''[[The Last Days of Foxhound]]'', and why they couldn't just skip ahead to that.
*** Later, when Wolf and Ocelot realized they were flirting with each other, Wolf declared they must insult each other.
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'''Ocelot:''' Thanks! Yours too. }}
**** Course, given Ocelots mother, she may wanna take that back.
** And then there's this:
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'''Ocelot:''' No kidding! Does he know that?
'''Mantis:''' Let's see...[reads mind] nope, doesn't have a clue.
'''Ocelot:''' Are you sure? Try probing a bit deeper.
'''Mantis:''' If I go any deeper I could cause serious damage.
'''Ocelot:''' That's funny- I said the same thing to your mother last night.
'''Mantis:'''
'''Ocelot:''' [[Don't Explain the Joke|In bed]]
'''Mantis:''' [[Throw the Book At Them|[Throws plant pot at Ocelot]]] }}
* Calamities of Nature presents [https://web.archive.org/web/20131202064542/http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=401 yo mama jokes for physicists].
** and now for [https://web.archive.org/web/20140410175438/http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=453 astrophysicists].
* In ''[[Girl Genius]]'', a Jäger insults [[Multi-Armed and Dangerous|Boris Dolokhov]] in [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030324 these] terms:
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* ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'': Officer Tod throws around an absurd number of these during the final battle of
** Lodoze [http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/010622 attaches a card] for the Mayor to the bounties.
* In ''[[
** The Oracle turns it around a few comics later, since he actually ''could'' hear them.
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* [http://www.shortpacked.com/
** [[Complete Monster|Mike]] has slept with [https://web.archive.org/web/20141130065329/http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Your_mom your mom] for [
* In ''Jailhouse Blues'' (a former subcomic of ''[[Bob and George]]''), Yo Momma Man reveals that he's programmed to reflexively respond to any insult with [[Exactly What It Says
* One ''[[
* ''[[My Life in Blue]]'': "Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo."
* [http://beatonna.livejournal.com/79859.html What if your wife orbits my dick?] I'm just saying, I'm right.
* ''[[Sinfest]]''. [
** "Your Mother is so fat, she beareth the mark of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee upon her posterior. Oh, snappeth!"
* Kiel'ndia in ''[[
* During the gubernatorial debate in ''[[Ansem Retort]]'', Zexion used the 'you're a towel' strategy against Cid. Aerith noted it was the rich man's
* This was [[Persona 3 FTW|Aigis's]] response to Akihiko as to why she, a robot, couldn't open a door.
* Invoked in [[The Class Menagerie]]. Tony points out that Brad and Kevin don't like their mothers so they should come up with better insults for each other. They promptly start on "yo' room-mate" insults. Tony is their room-mate.
* In [https://web.archive.org/web/20081121111122/http://www.witchsbrew.org/brews21-30/brew25.html this strip] of the [[Dada Comic]] ''Witch's Brew'', these jokes can become an unstoppable compulsion. (''Your Mom'' is an unstoppable compulsion.) Oh, shut up. (''Your Mom'' should shut up.)
* Inverted in [http://www.theprincessplanet.com/?p=676 this] strip of ''[[Princess Planet]]''.
* Taken to [[Running Gag|extreme]] [[Don't Explain the Joke|lengths]] in an [http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=18 early Dinosaur Comics strip.]
* ''[[Achewood]]'': [http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08292006 hell of yo mama jokes in this strip.]
* [[Double Subversion]] in [http://www.explosm.net/comics/2020/ this] [[Cyanide
** Just plain subverted in [http://www.explosm.net/comics/1288/ this strip], with a heartwarming (!) conclusion.
* ''[[Hark! A Vagrant]]'' [http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=128]
* In ''[[Pokémon
* ''[[Something
▲* In ''[[Pokémon X|Pokemon-X]]'', May is being pestered by the NPCs of Dewford, who go on and on about "Invincible Legend" and how awesome it is. Eventually, she snaps and tells one of them that the ''real'' big thing is "Your Mother". The NPC takes her at her word, and when Brendan explores the town, he hears everyone talking about "Your Mother" and thinks they're the rudest group of people he's ever met. As the comic writer points out, this is actually possible in [[Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire (Video Game)|the games on which the comic is based]].
▲* ''[[Something Positive]]'': "Careful about bringing up his mom, PeeJee. He's had a deep-rooted hatred of women ever since he learned she secretly was one."
* Played with in [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2006 this] ''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]'' strip.
** [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=369 Todd wins the insult war].
* Also played with in ''[[Enjuhneer]]'' [http://www.enjuhneer.com/archives/280-unintendre here]:
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"'''Your mom''' is an example of things...to..." }}
* [
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'''Zoe''': Your mother doesn't see a lot of action.
'''Bob''': Oh, come on now. Fighting is one thing, but mother jokes? Aren't we a little old for that?
'''Zoe''': Your mother's a little old for that. }}
* In ''[[Captain SNES]]'', Amon gets [[Berserk Button|enraged]] when Megaman uses "Your Momma" as an insult. Which is strange, because Amon is a physical incarnation, and doesn't actually have a mother.
* ''[[
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'''[[Our Elves Are Better|Thief]]:''' Hold on. ''Elven whore?'' Do I even have to tell you why that's so offensive to me?
'''Black Mage:''' Look, if your mother had made dresses, I would have called her a tailor instead. }}
* In ''[[Adventurers
* ''[[
* In ''[[
* In ''[[The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'' [http://nonadventures.com/2012/10/27/home-of-the-grave/ here].
* ''[[Cwen's Quest]]'' has "[https://web.archive.org/web/20180213113317/http://www.cwensquest.com/?comic=chapter-3-page-16-time-to-face-the-music Zergarem the Destroyer]", a monster created by Witch Queen, It has two dragon-like heads growing from the shoulders. One head (but not the same one) says "Your mother" almost every time it hears articulate speech.
== Western Animation ==
* In the ''[[Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]'' episode "Batmantis", Space Ghost discovers that Moltar has been kidnapped by a villain calling herself "Your Mother." Not "Mom," as in the Futurama character, but ''Your Mother''.
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* ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' has a ''[[Star Wars]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n0F9R90F0 skit] in which the battle between Palpatine and Luke Skywalker was essentially a game of The Dozens with Star Wars-themed Yo Momma insults.
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'''Palpatine:''' Your faith in your friends is yours!
'''Luke:''' (mumbling) Heh, faith in yo mama...
'''Palpatine:''' ''What was that?''
'''Luke:''' I said, you mama so fat, Jabba the Hut said, "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"
'''Palpatine:''' Well, your mother's so ugly, she put the "Ug" in "Ugnaught"!
'''Vader:'''(Hood accent) OH, "YOU MAMA" FIGHT!
''[cue stormtrooper audience, chalkboard, Emcee Vader, and hip-hop version of the Imperial March]'' }}
** Also, the Rom the Spaceknight vs. Jim the Guy with a Giant Magnet:
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'''Jim:''' That's what your mom said.
'''Rom:''' She did not, my mom was a saint }}
* ''[[South Park]]'' made an entire episode of Yo Momma (and Penn State) jokes in "The Poor Kid". No need to guess who on this one.
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** And who could forget [[South Park|Towelie's]] classic comeback to "You're a towel!"
* ''[[The Simpsons (
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'''Brockmen:''' Where did you get that fact?
'''Moore:''' Your mother! }}
** The bullies once attempted this on Bart, but it backfired:
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'''Bart:''' [[Insult Backfire|Of course she did. Who else would have?]]
'''Jimbo:''' ''(beat)'' All right Simpson. You win this round. }}
** Willie accidentally pulls one on himself while misreading Bart's lips. "What did you say about me mother?! For your information, her feet stink because she works in manure all day! But it's still the best damn Starbucks in Glasgow!" He apparently reads the same thing from a goat later in the episode.
* ''[[
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* ''[[
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'''Stewie:''' ''(ordering Brian)'' "Neither is your mother's ass."
'''Brian:''' ''(to Joe)'' Neither is your mother's ass.
'''Joe:''' Well, I'll give you that one. }}
* ''[[The Secret Saturdays]]'':
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* ''[[
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'''Chow:''' Yeah, yeah. Save the drama for your mama. }}
* ''[[
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'''Bender:''' Your Mama!
...
'''Bender:''' What's that big, ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or your mama! }}
** From the episode "Obsoletely Fabulous" when Bender escapes the modern world and lives on an island with outdated robots. One of them is a robot who can only talk by inserting cartridges of pre-recorded answers.
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''Cartridge unit rummaging through his bag of cartridges, picks out one titled "Snappy response" and inserts it''
'''Cartridge unit:''' Your mother. }}
** Also related is this exchange from "Time Keeps on Slipping":
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'''Hermes''': I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this.
'''Professor Farnsworth''': Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes. We've got bigger problems. }}
** Fry inadvertently does it when Zoidberg gives him a physical, asking Fry to open his mouth and say some unintelligible alien phrase. Fry botches it.
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* ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]'' had an episode the twosome was trying to [[It Makes Sense in Context|break into a prison]] and after Ren had a tirade against the warden, he pops from atop the wall, shakes his fist angrily and declares: "Yer momma!" in a completely deadpan way.
* In the [[Hulk]] episode of ''[[Fantastic Four:
** The same gag is used in ''[[Wolverine Vs The Hulk]]'', with Logan saying "Yer momma wore army boots!"
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* Occurs in ''[[Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo]]''. Robin attempts to grab the attention of a giant, reptilian monster, exclaiming, "Your mother was a salamander!" And it works.
* Used in the [[Looney Tunes]] short ''Bewitched Bunny'', when [[Bugs Bunny]] alerts [[
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* Also used in the 1949 cartoon ''Paying the Piper'' where Porky Pig (as the Pied Piper) is frequently insulted in this manner by a cat who's furious that all the rats have been removed from town.
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'''Porky:''' My sister doesn't smoke corn silk, [[Carnivore Confusion|she works in a butcher shop and smokes hams!]]
...
'''Cat:''' Ah, your brother eats jelly beans!
'''Porky:''' Gee, I wonder how he knows so much about my family? }}
** At the end of the cartoon, the cat resorts to stealing Porky's reward money to get back at him, but Porky manages to steal the money back and tells the cat "Ah, your father drives a p-p-pickle wagon!"
* ''[[Megas XLR]]'' - When the [[Monster of the Week]] is Grrkek, [[Exactly What It Says
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'''Coop''': Uh, I dunno, ''Your MOM'S HOUSE?!'' }}
* ''[[Baby Huey]]'':
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'''Huey''': Uhh, [[Insult Backfire|yes]]! }}
* In ''[[Sealab 2021]]'', Quinn uses the "That's what your Momma said" variant on Capt. Shanks in "Let 'Em Eat Corn". When Shanks [[Lampshade Hanging|points out]] how unoriginal an insult it is, Quinn produces a tape recorder ''and'' video evidence; much to Shanks' infuriation, it turns out his Momma really ''did'' say that!
* [[
* In the ''[[
** Also when Bullock is giving a speech at the start of an episode...
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'''Some random agent:''' YOUR MOTHER'S ASS!! }}
* At the end of the ''[[
** Also, at the start of another episode, Dr. Weird tries to convince his assistant Steve to chop off his head, in the hopes that the [[High-Pressure Blood]] will propel his corpse "'''all the way to Phoenix!'''"
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'''Dr. Weird:''' Why, it's your momma, Steve! Get the axe! }}
** In "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future", the titular Ghost tells a rambling story about how Santa Claus originated as a paleolithic ape-man who enslaved alien elves to make toys for early hominid children. When he gets to the part about the elves trying to unionize, Frylock has completely lost the thread of the plot.
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'''Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future:''' Wouldn't you like to know? Probably your momma! }}
* ''[[The Grim Adventures of Billy
** Also Parodied :
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'''Mandy''': Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community.
'''Sperg''': No one talks about my mother that way! }}
** Played straight and then subverted in another episode. Sperg actually has a [[Hot Mom]].
* In ''[[Regular Show]]'' episode Prank Callers, Mordecai and Rigby prank Pops by asking him to stay on hold for a call from Joe Mama. Of course, this being Pops, he ''actually stays on hold''.
** Invoked in another episode where Mordecai confronts Muscle Man over the latter's [[Catch Phrase]] "You know who else does ''x''? MY MOM!" He tells Muscle Man that for the joke to work it should be "your mom", then gives three "your mom" jokes as examples.
* In the ''[[
* In ''[[
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* ''[[Home Movies]]'' - Jason and Melissa want Brendon to know his mom is becoming a nuisance trying to work her way into the movie they're making - they confront him with "Your mother." He goes "Whoa!...is that like 'Yo mama'?"
* In ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|The Return of Jafar]]'', [[Speech-Impaired Animal|Abu]] apparently did this to [[Polly Wants a Microphone|Iago]], going by the fact that the latter angrily yells "Hey! Do I insult ''your'' mother?" back at him.
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* A common Chinese insult is "肏你妈 / 操你媽" (''cào nǐ mā'', pronounced "tsao"), which literally means "fuck your mother".
* In Russian, you can say "Ёб твою мать" (''yob tvoyú mat'''), which means exactly the same thing.
* Similarly, the worst insults in Arabic (in Egypt at any rate) are ''kuss ummak'' and ''aḥḥa'' ( both figuratively "fuck!", "fuck that!", or "fuck you!" depending on context), literally translate to, respectively, "your mother's vulva" and...well...it's hard to explain. Let's just say that ''aḥḥa'' is derived from ''aḥḥ'', which is the Arabic onomatopoeia for a woman having an orgasm...
* An example from...the United States Senate? Yeah, sure, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jj6pqajvB8 why not.]
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'''Sen. Stabenow''': I think your mom probably did. }}
* Debatable in real life, because the comeback's been attributed to at least two different people: supposedly someone poked fun at a bald man by running a hand over his head and saying, "Your head feels just like my wife's butt!" Of course, that opened him up to the bald man stroking his own head and saying, "Why, so it does!"
** This similar exchange, often considered one of the funniest incidents in sports:
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'''Eddo Brandes:''' "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit!" }}
* Ancient Germanic tribes, like the Anglo-Saxons and the Norse, opened all their battles by trading insults about their mothers.
* In the late [[The Roman Republic|Roman Republic]], [[
** For a little context, Cicero was a ''novus homo'' (new man), meaning nobody in his family had ever been a senator or a member the Roman government before. Asking who his father was a way of insulting him and saying that Cicero was a nobody, which given how the Roman Republic was far more of a oligarchy than a modern republic, was a big insult and a big impediment to being taken seriously.
* [http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-2783.html This] Text From Last Night is a double example, combined nicely with [[Insult Backfire]].
* Profanity in Latin countries commonly centers around insulting other people's mothers. "Chinga tu madre," or "fuck your mother," is often considered one of the most potent insults possible in Mexican Spanish. "Tu madre es una puta" ("your mother is a whore") or "hijo de puta" ("son of a whore/bitch") has similar effects in many Latin American countries. In Puerto Rico it's sometimes shortened to "tu madre".
** A common comeback is to say "tu jefa" (literally meaning 'your female boss', actually meaning 'your mom')
** Note that this is used by women as well as men. It's especially funny when [[Insult Backfire|a woman calls her own son "un hijo de puta"]], which happens more often than you'd think. Any mother who want to cover her back while doing this usually adds anything something who implies that the insulted children [[I Have No Son|are not hers]], leading to the classical Spaniard retort "a ti te encontré en la calle" (I found you in the street).
** The usual way to return an insult or to turn a statement into one is to use "tu abuela" or "su abuela" (your grandmother!).
** Since the Philippines was a Spanish colony for a few centuries, the word "puta" has made it's way into the native tongue. "Putang ina mo!" (your mother is a whore!) is the most beloved of all curses used by everyday Filipinos, although the shorter "'tangina!" has since devolved into an expression of disbelief, among many other meanings.
** Combine it with [[Country Matters]] and you have "el coño de tu madre" (your mother's cunt), the most effective insult in Venezuelan Spanish.
* In Brazil (and possibly other Latin American nations), one category of people known for having their mothers insulted like that are soccer referees.
* Crossing over somewhat with [[I Banged Your Mom]]: In an [[Australian Rules Football]] match between the St Kilda Saints and the Brisbane Lions, Brett Voss (playing for St Kilda) was lining up for a shot at goal when he heard someone call out "My old man fucked your mum!" He turned to see that the player who had said it was... his brother Michael, who played for the Lions.
* According to Ashley Montagu's ''The Anatomy of Swearing'', the phrase "''Kwoy inam''!" (literally: "Cohabit with thy mother!") is used as a mild diss in the Trobriand Islands. (It's more insulting to tell someone to screw his sister, and even worse to tell him to screw his ''wife''.)
*
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::The answer was lost. Perhaps they didn't have enough clay for the complete list.
::Worth noting, if the answer is:"Me", then this would fall into [[I Banged Your Mom]] instead.
* Hungarian Bishop and poet Janus Pannonius was often teased by other students in Italy for his barbarian heritage. One of his famous retorts would basically come down to "your mother is a bitch". [[Mundane Made Awesome|Except it's a latin epigram, written in hexametres]].
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