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** [[Fridge Brilliance|Made even more hilarious]] by the fact that, since both the Q and the M are omnipotent, immortal beings, none of them actually ''had'' mothers!
* In Jessica Layne's ''Knight Moves'', a Middle Ages knight is challenged by stereotypical black Philadelphia gangsters to a "Yo Mama" contest.
* [[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]] uses it against Malfoy in ''[[Harry Potter and Thethe Goblet of Fire (novel)|Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]]'', after Malfoy insults Ron's mother. "You know your mother, Malfoy? That expression she's got, like she's got dung under her nose? Has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?"
** He also pulls one on Seamus after Seamus calls Harry a [[Department of Redundancy Department|lying liar who tells lying lies that lie]].
** Marge throws one in Harry's direction early on in ''Prisoner of Azkaban''. It doesn't end well, and Harry himself is struck with guilt until Cornelius Fudge tells him that was OK due to the circumstances going on at the time (specifically, an escaped {{spoiler|alleged}} murderer/magic user on the loose in Mother England).
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== Video Games ==
* "[[Bully (video game)|At least my mother doesn't make a living on her back!]]"
* ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'''s [https://web.archive.org/web/20100402080137/http://store.steampowered.com/app/5260/ Meet the Spy] as quoted above—the BLU Spy even backs it up with pictures of the RED Spy... fraternizing with the BLU Scout's mother.
** The Spy also have a in-game domination line that might get triggered when dominating a enemy Scout: "Well, off to visit your mother!"
* One of many dialogue snippets that plays upon reaching an abandoned impound in ''[[Left 4 Dead 2]]'':
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** When Joel actually ends up going out with Phil's mom, Jessica, he discovers that Your Mom jokes don't make sense anymore.
{{quote|'''Joel''': Your mom's a world. She's my world. I guess "Your Mom" insults pack less of a punch now.}}
* The [[Cyanide & Happiness]] Short [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwvXtfRjonc The Rope] has the line "Your mom is too heavy".
 
 
== Web Original ==
* ''[[Zero Punctuation]]'': "Yes, it's short, but it's cheap and comes with lots of fun extras, not unlike ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20141006161610/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/10-The-Orange-Box your mum]''."
** And as a sequel to that, the zinger in the next video said: "Contrary to claims made in the previous video I have not in actuality fucked your mum because damn that shit is nasty, yo"
** "By the way, it's okay to swear on the internet. Your mum isn't likely to read it. I know, because she's too busy being fucked. ''By me.''"
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* In ''[[Girl Genius]]'', a Jäger insults [[Multi-Armed and Dangerous|Boris Dolokhov]] in [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030324 these] terms:
{{quote|Ah -- go kees an ''hoctopoos''. Oh vait, hyu mama already ''deed!'' Heh.}}
* ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'': Officer Tod throws around an absurd number of these during the final battle of "[https://web.archive.org/web/20140929120023/http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060814 Phoenix Rising]" story arc at any opportunity… and if there's no opportunity, he still does: "I'VE GOT AN 'F-WORD' FOR YA! ''YOUR [[Shoehorned First Letter|FFFFFFFFMOMMA]]''!"
** Lodoze [http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/010622 attaches a card] for the Mayor to the bounties.
* In ''[[The Order of the Stick]]'' Roy [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0566.html tries to get the Oracle's attention] {{spoiler|while incorporeal}} with "yo mama" insults.
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{{quote|'''Oracle''': ...who may have been a bit portly due to a glandular condition, but at least she didn't whore up the Afterlife when '''she''' died...}}
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=408 Backfires completely] in ''[[Shortpacked]]!''
** [[Complete Monster|Mike]] has slept with [https://web.archive.org/web/20141130065329/http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Your_mom your mom] for [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20160309124523/http://walkypedia.com/index.php/Nickelnickel a nickel].
* In ''Jailhouse Blues'' (a former subcomic of ''[[Bob and George]]''), Yo Momma Man reveals that he's programmed to reflexively respond to any insult with [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|"Yo momma!"]]
* One ''[[CRFH]]'' story led up to [http://www.crfh.net/d/20030122.html this subversion.]
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* ''[[Sinfest]]''. [https://web.archive.org/web/20140209190541/http://sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3428 Your Mom: I totally did her. Twice.]
** "Your Mother is so fat, she beareth the mark of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee upon her posterior. Oh, snappeth!"
* Kiel'ndia in ''[[Drowtales]]'' uses this against Chiri'nide as they fight [https://web.archive.org/web/20200814041047/http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?order=chapters&id=911 here] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20200814041047/http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?order=chapters&id=912 here], and Chiri being Chiri it works perfectly.
* During the gubernatorial debate in ''[[Ansem Retort]]'', Zexion used the 'you're a towel' strategy against Cid. Aerith noted it was the rich man's Your Mom joke.
* This was [[Persona 3 FTW|Aigis's]] response to Akihiko as to why she, a robot, couldn't open a door.
* Invoked in [[The Class Menagerie]]. Tony points out that Brad and Kevin don't like their mothers so they should come up with better insults for each other. They promptly start on "yo' room-mate" insults. Tony is their room-mate.
* In [https://web.archive.org/web/20081121111122/http://www.witchsbrew.org/brews21-30/brew25.html this strip] of the [[Dada Comic]] ''Witch's Brew'', these jokes can become an unstoppable compulsion. (''Your Mom'' is an unstoppable compulsion.) Oh, shut up. (''Your Mom'' should shut up.)
* Inverted in [http://www.theprincessplanet.com/?p=676 this] strip of ''[[Princess Planet]]''.
* Taken to [[Running Gag|extreme]] [[Don't Explain the Joke|lengths]] in an [http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=18 early Dinosaur Comics strip.]
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{{quote|"And she said it was an example of things to come."
"'''Your mom''' is an example of things...to..." }}
* [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20160305115019/http://fletcherapts.com/archive/20061023.html This] ''[[Fletcher Apts]].'' strip:
{{quote|'''Becca''': I hear a lot of talk, but I don't see a lot of action!
'''Zoe''': Your mother doesn't see a lot of action.
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* In ''[[Captain SNES]]'', Amon gets [[Berserk Button|enraged]] when Megaman uses "Your Momma" as an insult. Which is strange, because Amon is a physical incarnation, and doesn't actually have a mother.
* ''[[Homestuck]]'':
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color|:#E00707|;">TG: like mr president [[Apocalypse How|theres a meteor coming sir]]. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir}}</span>
<span style{{=}}"color|:#E00707|;">TG: OH SHIT}}</span>
<span style{{=}}"color|:#E00707|;">TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir}}</span>
<span style{{=}}"color|:#E00707|;">TG: OH SHIT}}</span>
<span style{{=}}"color|:#E00707|;">TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick}}</span>
<span style{{=}}"color|:#E00707|;">TG: OH SNAP}} </span>}}
* ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]'' gives us a roundabout example.:
{{quote|'''Black Mage:''' Let me just stop you right there before I am honor bound to cut your face like an elven whore.
'''[[Our Elves Are Better|Thief]]:''' Hold on. ''Elven whore?'' Do I even have to tell you why that's so offensive to me?
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* In ''[[Between Failures]]'', [https://web.archive.org/web/20130116214144/http://betweenfailures.net/archives/archive/931-your-mother one of the three thieves explains the subjectivity of beauty.]
* In ''[[The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'' [http://nonadventures.com/2012/10/27/home-of-the-grave/ here].
* ''[[Cwen's Quest]]'' has "[https://web.archive.org/web/20180213113317/http://www.cwensquest.com/?comic=chapter-3-page-16-time-to-face-the-music Zergarem the Destroyer]", a monster created by Witch Queen, It has two dragon-like heads growing from the shoulders. One head (but not the same one) says "Your mother" almost every time it hears articulate speech.
 
== Western Animation ==
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{{quote|'''Frylock:''' Wait, who unionized?
'''Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future:''' Wouldn't you like to know? Probably your momma! }}
* ''[[The Grim Adventures of Billy and& Mandy]]'' has the episode where Principal Goodvibes becomes a trash-talking rap star thanks to Grim's scythe. He's only defeated when he's bested in a game of "the dozens" by ''[[Cool Old Lady|Irwin's grandmother]]''.
** Also Parodied :
{{quote|'''Sperg''': You got something to say to me squirt?
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