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{{quote|''Where time stops and the magic never ends.''|'''''Xanadu''''' tagline.}}
{{quote|''Where time stops and the magic never ends.''|'''''Xanadu''''' tagline.}}


What has Olivia Newton-John, [[Gene Kelly]], that guy from ''[[The Warriors (film)|The Warriors]]'', roller skates, lots of glowing blue people, quasi-disco music, and is nothing but a string of [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|Big Lipped Alligator Moments]]?
What has Olivia Newton-John, [[Gene Kelly]], that guy from ''[[The Warriors (film)|The Warriors]]'', roller skates, lots of glowing blue people, quasi-disco music, and is nothing but a string of [[Non Sequitur Scene]]s?


The 1980 movie musical ''[[Xanadu]]'' is a ''[[Sarcasm Mode|timeless]]'' story about a frustrated artist named Sonny Malone (the guy from ''[[The Warriors (film)|The Warriors]]'') who paints album covers for a living and is unhappy about it. By tossing some of his drawings into the wind, he somehow brings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWA2c5w5bw a painting on a wall of nine girls to life]. One of them -- Kira -- finds and kisses him. Shortly after, he meets Danny McGuire, a former big band leader. The two strike up a friendship and, with encouragement from Kira, make plans to convert an abandoned building (The Pan Pacific Auditorium) into a roller disco. Sonny and Kira meanwhile fall in love, with there being the slight complication that she's actually Terpsichore, the Muse of Dance and Choral Singing (yes, really) and was only sent to bring Xanadu into creation. Soon, she will have to return home, just as Xanadu will be opening.
The 1980 movie musical ''Xanadu'' is a ''[[Sarcasm Mode|timeless]]'' story about a frustrated artist named Sonny Malone (the guy from ''[[The Warriors (film)|The Warriors]]'') who paints album covers for a living and is unhappy about it. By tossing some of his drawings into the wind, he somehow brings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWA2c5w5bw a painting on a wall of nine girls to life]. One of them—Kira—finds and kisses him. Shortly after, he meets Danny McGuire, a former big band leader. The two strike up a friendship and, with encouragement from Kira, make plans to convert an abandoned building (The Pan Pacific Auditorium) into a roller disco. Sonny and Kira meanwhile fall in love, with there being the slight complication that she's actually Terpsichore, the Muse of Dance and Choral Singing (yes, really) and was only sent to bring Xanadu into creation. Soon, she will have to return home, just as Xanadu will be opening.


The roller disco (and film's) title comes from the poem "Kubla Khan" and refers to a province where Khan establishes his pleasure garden.
The roller disco (and film's) title comes from the poem "Kubla Khan" and refers to a province where Khan establishes his pleasure garden.
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* [[Landmark of Lore]]: Pan Pacific Auditorium and the Hollywood Sign.
* [[Landmark of Lore]]: Pan Pacific Auditorium and the Hollywood Sign.
* [[The Muse]]: Kira, literally.
* [[The Muse]]: Kira, literally.
* [[The Musical]]: The only thing that was considered quality work was the music -- everything else, not so much.
* [[The Musical]]: The only thing that was considered quality work was the music—everything else, not so much.
** The Broadway version was a cheerfully absurd [[Rule of Funny|Refuge In Funny]]/[[Refuge in Cool|Refuge In Cool Music]] laugh-fest with a load of [[Take That]]'s at the movie.
** The Broadway version was a cheerfully absurd [[Rule of Funny|Refuge In Funny]]/[[Refuge in Cool|Refuge In Cool Music]] laugh-fest with a load of [[Take That]]'s at the movie.
* [[Never Trust a Trailer]]: Sort of; in the opening title, there's a slight implication of aliens in the form of a UFO flying across a picture of Earth, which is further helped along by a robot-like thing showing up in a musical number. However, unless you're [[The Nostalgia Chick]], you may not have noticed.
* [[Never Trust a Trailer]]: Sort of; in the opening title, there's a slight implication of aliens in the form of a UFO flying across a picture of Earth, which is further helped along by a robot-like thing showing up in a musical number. However, unless you're [[The Nostalgia Chick]], you may not have noticed.
** The "robot-like thing" was likely supposed to be a train pulling in -- though one could see how the Chick might've been seeking any respite at that point...
** The "robot-like thing" was likely supposed to be a train pulling in—though one could see how the Chick might've been seeking any respite at that point...
* [[Notable Original Music]]: The soundtrack for this movie was a huge success and several cuts from album got air time on radio; see [[Breakaway Pop Hit]] above.
* [[Notable Original Music]]: The soundtrack for this movie was a huge success and several cuts from album got air time on radio; see [[Breakaway Pop Hit]] above.
* [[Phosphor Essence]]: Olivia Newton-John's character, due to being [[The Muse]].
* [[Phosphor Essence]]: Olivia Newton-John's character, due to being [[The Muse]].

Revision as of 06:08, 7 August 2017

Where time stops and the magic never ends.
Xanadu tagline.

What has Olivia Newton-John, Gene Kelly, that guy from The Warriors, roller skates, lots of glowing blue people, quasi-disco music, and is nothing but a string of Non Sequitur Scenes?

The 1980 movie musical Xanadu is a timeless story about a frustrated artist named Sonny Malone (the guy from The Warriors) who paints album covers for a living and is unhappy about it. By tossing some of his drawings into the wind, he somehow brings a painting on a wall of nine girls to life. One of them—Kira—finds and kisses him. Shortly after, he meets Danny McGuire, a former big band leader. The two strike up a friendship and, with encouragement from Kira, make plans to convert an abandoned building (The Pan Pacific Auditorium) into a roller disco. Sonny and Kira meanwhile fall in love, with there being the slight complication that she's actually Terpsichore, the Muse of Dance and Choral Singing (yes, really) and was only sent to bring Xanadu into creation. Soon, she will have to return home, just as Xanadu will be opening.

The roller disco (and film's) title comes from the poem "Kubla Khan" and refers to a province where Khan establishes his pleasure garden.

Widely panned by critics, it found a cult audience with adolescent girls and gay men. It has now been adapted into a stage musical that doesn't even bother to hide how camp the whole thing is.


Tropes used in Xanadu include:

Danny: Opening night...whatever you want, it's on the house! You know, I've always wanted to say that line!