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== Western Animation ==
* Helen Lovejoy is a parody of this character on ''[[The Simpsons]]''. Frequently, when something stirs up public outcry, in Springfield, she screams "Won't somebody ''please'' think of the children?" in a panic. Ironically, [[
** In one episode, Bart got his hands on a [[Tank Goodness|tank]] and was initially making it seem as though he was going to use it on the school. Mrs. Krabappel's reaction is a [[Deadpan Snarker|deadpan]] "No, stop, think of the children." while smoking a cigarette. {{spoiler|He was actually intending to fire at a MLB satellite that was spying on the town, something that only Bart seemed to be aware of.}}
* All of the parents of ''[[South Park]]''. Most notably the first time (in which they abandoned their children to go protest a cartoon show in another state) and the most extreme (after first building a wall around the town to protect their children, when they find out that most children are abducted by their parents, they send their own kids away to keep them from being abducted.) Kyle's mother is by far the worst of them, starting [[World War III]] to protect her kids from cartoon profanity in [[The Movie]].
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== Real Life ==
* [[Real Life]] again: Most arguments against "[[Murder Simulators|violent video games]]". To the point that Germany and Australia arbitrarily define [[Video Games]] as children's toys. The games in question are always, invariably [[Did Not Do the Research|never marketed to children]], because [[Rated "M" for Money|adults have more money]].
** According to a PEGI report the average age of people who buy games in Europe is 35 and the amount of games that are for people aged 16 to 18 is around 10%, only 1% of the total games published is suitable for 18 and over. You wouldn't know any of this if you followed the news, as a recent report about an agreement about 18+ games showed in the Netherlands: "kids as young as 11 years old could buy these games" (at a €60 pricetag, which is a lot of money for a 11 year old last time I checked).
*** According to article 240a of the Dutch penal code, you cannot give harmful content to minors. This is 16+ material in video content (including porn) and 18+ with video games. You will get fined if you give this to kids, they have "mystery guests" roaming the country to see if you actually check their age. Despite this, there's still the persistent belief among parents that everyone can get a 18+ game from the store and that "something must be done".
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* This trope combines with [[But Not Too Gay]] when conservative-minded parents went batshit about an episode of ''[[Glee]]'' where {{spoiler|Kurt and Blaine}} had a ''very'' passionate kissing scene. The loudest complaints were that it was "inappropriate for children." Never mind that the scene was both well-written and completely in character, or that there are ''far'' worse things to worry about in ''[[Glee]]'' than a make-out scene -- apparently this is worth all of their vitriol because it's between two ''guys'' rather than one girl and one guy. When sensible people ask why someone would let children watch a show involving ''underage sex, drug-use, and rampant discrimination,'' the parents usually fall back on "[[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|It's a musical show about high-school!]]"
** It's also worth noting that a teen pregnancy plot has been the center of many episodes and the show has directly discussed sexual issues before. Even more notable, though, is that the show isn't intended for children in the first place and nearly all the episodes have a TV-14 rating.
* The ''[
** [[The Daily Show|"Now kids, I know you didn't ask me, but let me explain hetero-normative behavior to two people who still believe in cooties."]]
** Another US Internet law that claims to be for the children (disguised as a child porn bill), ''[
* The logic behind many state laws specifically restricting under-18 (and in some cases under-21) drivers but not those who are over the targeted age range, such as passenger limits, [[Fascists Bed Time|curfews]], and, in New Jersey, having to drive around with red decals on your license plates. All this in spite of the fact that the so-called "children" these politicians are [[For Your Own Good|striving to protect]] are ''older teenagers'' and, in some cases, over 18.
* US politics has fun with this:
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