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{{quote| ''"Love never blows up and gets killed."''}} |
{{quote| ''"Love never blows up and gets killed."''}} |
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== Season One == |
== Season One == |
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'''The Monarch''': "You - get up! I SAID GET THE FUCK UP! What's your name?''<br /> |
'''The Monarch''': "You - get up! I SAID GET THE FUCK UP! What's your name?''<br /> |
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'''Dean''': "Dean Ven...''<br /> |
'''Dean''': "Dean Ven...''<br /> |
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'''The Monarch''': "YOUR NAME IS BITCH! And I own you. YOU'RE PROPERTY! [[Prison Rape|And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame]] - King Gorilla, you got a cigarette? There, I just sold you for a cigarette, and I don't smoke!'' *[[Beat]] [[Oh Crap|It dawns on the Monarch that "Bitch" was Dean]]* Holy Shit! You're Dean [[Precision F |
'''The Monarch''': "YOUR NAME IS BITCH! And I own you. YOU'RE PROPERTY! [[Prison Rape|And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame]] - King Gorilla, you got a cigarette? There, I just sold you for a cigarette, and I don't smoke!'' *[[Beat]] [[Oh Crap|It dawns on the Monarch that "Bitch" was Dean]]* Holy Shit! You're Dean [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back. Here's your cigarette.<br /> |
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'''King Gorilla''': Fuck you, give me a dollar! }} |
'''King Gorilla''': Fuck you, give me a dollar! }} |
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{{quote| '''Prof. Impossible''': "Please! This is important!''<br /> |
{{quote| '''Prof. Impossible''': "Please! This is important!''<br /> |
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'''Sally Impossible''': "What could be more important than your family, Richard?''<br /> |
'''Sally Impossible''': "What could be more important than your family, Richard?''<br /> |
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'''Prof. Impossible''': "[[For Science|Ssssssscience?]]'' }} |
'''Prof. Impossible''': "[[For Science!|Ssssssscience?]]'' }} |
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{{quote| '''The Monarch''': " ''(sighing)'' Jollyrancher82, never get henchmen.''<br /> |
{{quote| '''The Monarch''': " ''(sighing)'' Jollyrancher82, never get henchmen.''<br /> |
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'''Henchman 24''': "Then, by God, let's go take a dump in his pool!" }} |
'''Henchman 24''': "Then, by God, let's go take a dump in his pool!" }} |
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{{quote| '''Dr. Venture:''' This is gonna be [[Buffy |
{{quote| '''Dr. Venture:''' This is gonna be [[Buffy-Speak|one of those things]], isn't it?<br /> |
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'''Brock:''' Uh-huh. <br /> |
'''Brock:''' Uh-huh. <br /> |
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'''Dr. Venture:''' I mean, you get a bunch of [[Hair |
'''Dr. Venture:''' I mean, you get a bunch of [[Hair-Trigger Temper|short-fused]], [[Superhero|costumed]] [[Super Villain|idiots]] together in one room like this, [[Painting the Fourth Wall|and what do you think's gonna happen?]] Any minute now, [[Stuff Blowing Up|stuff's gonna start blowing up]], [[Grievous Harm With a Body|guys'll be throwing each other at other guys.]]"<br /> |
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'''Brock:''' Yeah, probably.<br /> |
'''Brock:''' Yeah, probably.<br /> |
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'''Dr. Venture:''' You know, when you're not the one in the middle of it all for once, it's actually totally, completely obvious.<br /> |
'''Dr. Venture:''' You know, when you're not the one in the middle of it all for once, it's actually totally, completely obvious.<br /> |
Revision as of 20:15, 8 January 2014
"Love never blows up and gets killed." |
Season One
Hank and Dean: "He started it! |
Brock: "Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank. |
The Monarch: "Well, Hank, what's it like to be a... liar? Huh? You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire? |
Brock: "No, Dean, this is Guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild work is clean, professional. It's surgical with them. In a way they're the only organization I still respect. |
The Monarch, in a Scared Straight Program: "You're probably wondering why you're here, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE FUCKED UP TOO MANY TIMES! You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup! And if you keep like you've been doin', this is where heading. |
Season Two
Phantom Limb (to Brock): "I have removed the bullet. And three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, a twisted paperclip, and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn how to duck. |
Hunter Gathers (to Brock): "Lesson number one: trust no one. The minute God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them. Get up, damn you! (throws Brock a jetpack) Strap 'er on kid, your training starts now. When I'm through with you, you'll be a member of the elite agency that's been thanklessly defending this big-ass country since the second American Revolution.... the invisible one. Welcome to the Office of Secret Intelligence, Samson! |
Brock: "(sigh) So. No women, no children — |
Osiris Priest: "Give me the Hand of Osiris! |
Osiris Cultist: "Ooh yeah, of course, OIL. Yeah, it makes sense now. Thought you told me to fill it with hot voile. |
Brock: "Hank, you and Caligula keep up the rear. (Caligula moans happily and hugs Hank) On second thought, you and Freud should do it. Caligula, you take the second wave alone. Ready Dean? |
Prof. Richard Impossible: "You see, Dr. Venture, I found the piece your father hid in the foundation years ago. Then I thought about you in physics class. You were a daydreamer, a sass-mouth, and, not infrequently, a bit of a gigglepuss. Somehow I doubt twenty years of amphetamines and failure have done anything to improve that. |
Prof. Impossible: "Please! This is important! |
The Monarch: " (sighing) Jollyrancher82, never get henchmen. |
Dr. Killinger: "The Venture problem is very volatile. We must approach it with caution, but first we need to address other drastic issues. The floating cocoon is in bad need of..." |
#21: "You can silence me but there will be others. Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus! |
Brock: "Yeah, he was just this guy... guy in a butterfly suit who got in over his head. And I could see it in his eyes that if I let him get away this one time he'd never come back...but then, I also thought...y'know...Kill 'im. |
Shaman: "Quanto! (Begins to Mumble)" |
Dream Hunter: "What is all this namby-pamby feel bad about good wet work bullshit?! You're beyond good and evil, Superman! You work for the government." |
Season Three
Dr. Venture: "We're going to use The Buddy System. The person seated next to you is your buddy. Everyone say, 'Hi, buddy!'" |
The Monarch: "I had true hatred with Venture. I didn't have to fake it! That sweet loathing just poured out of me whenever I saw his pathetic face. I just...I just wanted to kick his ass! I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass! I wanted to build an empire to house the machine TO KICK HIS ASS!" |
Dr. Venture: This is gonna be one of those things, isn't it? |
Brock: "Aww no fuckin' way! Late 60's ultra death ray! She's amazing! Saddle operated with Doom Co. gearing. Freakin' gorgeous." |
Mr Doe: "Jonas Venture Jr?" |
Henchman 21: "You still don't get it. 24 and I have been on, like, a thousand missions. We've been shot at, dipped in acid... |
Season Four
Action Johnny: "You're going to tell me that you didn't send your flunky to murder our therapist with a a Vietnamese two-step Viper?" |
Dr. Girlfriend: "Monstroso? That's what this is about? He's the king of the double cross. I mean, think about it, he's lawyer and a super villian. That's like a shark with a grenade launcher on its head." |
Col. Gathers: "Damn it Shore Leave, you’ve ruined another outfit. Think Betsy Ross works here? I’m the one who has to sew this back together, you clown." |
The Monarch: "Honey, they're henchmen. You don't explain to them, they do your bidding. When you say "jump", they say, "what shark?"" |
Col. Gathers: "Wipe their pink little minds and send them back home, like I told you." |
Col. Gathers: "Ohh, that poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing." |
General Treister: "I want notes, lists and answers by the time I finish this here Juicy Box! Warning: I am thirst-ay! And it is fruit punch! And it is delicious!" |
Dr. Orpheus: "I presume you are the Rusty's Ego?" |
Col. Gathers: "We have no secrets here. When men live and work together, it's imperative that there are no secrets. I miss my breasts! Inside of me, there's a woman screaming to be heard." |
Col. Gathers: "What the hell happened here?" |