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{{quote|''Two must walk together the paths of darkness to reach the light.''}}

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An epic [[Space Opera]] by [[Margaret Weis]], not so known as her other works, co-written together with Tracy Hickman. The first book was published in 1990, the fourth one in 1993. The series consists of four subsequent volumes:
An epic [[Space Opera]] by [[Margaret Weis]], not so known as her other works, co-written together with Tracy Hickman. The first book was published in 1990, the fourth one in 1993. The series consists of four subsequent volumes:
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* [[Ace Pilot]]: Tusk. To a lesser extent, Link.
* [[Ace Pilot]]: Tusk. To a lesser extent, Link.
* [[Afterlife Antechamber]]: {{spoiler|Maigrey}} continues to hang around in ''Ghost Legion'' after having died in ''King's Sacrifice''.
* [[Afterlife Antechamber]]: {{spoiler|Maigrey}} continues to hang around in ''Ghost Legion'' after having died in ''King's Sacrifice''.
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* [[Break the Badass]]: Derek Sagan, one of the most powerful Warlords in the galaxy and probably as [[Badass]] as a character can get, is scared up to the [[Heroic BSOD]] when [[Big Bad|Abdiel]] threatens him with the Serpent's Tooth, an exotic weapon causing [[Fate Worse Than Death]] to whoever as much as gets scratched by it.
* [[Break the Badass]]: Derek Sagan, one of the most powerful Warlords in the galaxy and probably as [[Badass]] as a character can get, is scared up to the [[Heroic BSOD]] when [[Big Bad|Abdiel]] threatens him with the Serpent's Tooth, an exotic weapon causing [[Fate Worse Than Death]] to whoever as much as gets scratched by it.
* [[Byronic Hero]]: Sagan.
* [[Byronic Hero]]: Sagan.
* [[Casting Gag]]: In ''Ghost Legion'', the artist Stephen Youll is said to have made the portraits of Sagan and Maigrey that are now exhibited in the memorial chapel at the Academy. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Youll Stephen Youll] is a famous artist who has provided book covers for a number of prominent fantasy and science-fiction novels, amongst them the first edition of ''The Star of the Guardians''. That's his work in the page picture. ([[Covers Always Lie|We're not sure who that is talking to Maigrey.]])
* [[Casting Gag]]: In ''Ghost Legion'', the artist Stephen Youll is said to have made the portraits of Sagan and Maigrey that are now exhibited in the memorial chapel at the Academy. [[wikipedia:Stephen Youll|Stephen Youll]] is a famous artist who has provided book covers for a number of prominent fantasy and science-fiction novels, amongst them the first edition of ''The Star of the Guardians''. That's his work in the page picture. ([[Covers Always Lie|We're not sure who that is talking to Maigrey.]])
** Not just him. All of Tusk's co-conspirators in the fourth book are named after real friends of Weis's, including her eventual second husband and co-writer.
** Not just him. All of Tusk's co-conspirators in the fourth book are named after real friends of Weis's, including her eventual second husband and co-writer.
* [[Childhood Friend Romance]]: Maigrey and Sagan.
* [[Childhood Friend Romance]]: Maigrey and Sagan.
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* [[Fiery Redhead]]: Subverted with Dion who is quite calm and level-headed. Unless you [[Berserk Button|laugh at his royal status]], of course...
* [[Fiery Redhead]]: Subverted with Dion who is quite calm and level-headed. Unless you [[Berserk Button|laugh at his royal status]], of course...
* [[Foreshadowing]]: Twice, first with Sagan's father and his prophecy about the two that must walk the paths of darkness to reach the light, second with Sagan himself when he continues to see the dream in which he {{spoiler|kills Maigrey.}}
* [[Foreshadowing]]: Twice, first with Sagan's father and his prophecy about the two that must walk the paths of darkness to reach the light, second with Sagan himself when he continues to see the dream in which he {{spoiler|kills Maigrey.}}
* [[Four Star Badass]]: General John Dixter.
* [[Four-Star Badass]]: General John Dixter.
* [[Gentle Giant]]: Bear Olefsky, even if his welcoming embraces [[Bear Hug|don't feel so gentle]] to ordinary people.
* [[Gentle Giant]]: Bear Olefsky, even if his welcoming embraces [[Bear Hug|don't feel so gentle]] to ordinary people.
* [[Happily Married]]: Tusk and Nola.
* [[Happily Married]]: Tusk and Nola.
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* [[I Am Who?]]: Dion Starfire, especially in Book 1.
* [[I Am Who?]]: Dion Starfire, especially in Book 1.
* [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy]]: John Dixter.
* [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy]]: John Dixter.
* [[Jerk With a Heart of Gold]]: Xris the cyborg, a cynical mercenary who still loves his wife even though he thinks she dumped him when he became a cyborg.
* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: Xris the cyborg, a cynical mercenary who still loves his wife even though he thinks she dumped him when he became a cyborg.
* [[Kill the Ones You Love]]: Sagan {{spoiler|had to kill Maigrey in order to rid her of the [[Fate Worse Than Death]].}}
* [[Kill the Ones You Love]]: Sagan {{spoiler|had to kill Maigrey in order to rid her of the [[Fate Worse Than Death]].}}
* [[Lady of War]]: Lady Maigrey is a perfect example.
* [[Lady of War]]: Lady Maigrey is a perfect example.
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* [[Last of His Kind]]: Maigrey believes she, Dion and Sagan are the last Blood Royal in the universe. Turns out {{spoiler|it is not quite so}}.
* [[Last of His Kind]]: Maigrey believes she, Dion and Sagan are the last Blood Royal in the universe. Turns out {{spoiler|it is not quite so}}.
* [[Loads and Loads of Characters]]: this being a space opera, after all.
* [[Loads and Loads of Characters]]: this being a space opera, after all.
* [[Long Haired Pretty Boy]]: Raoul.
* [[Long-Haired Pretty Boy]]: Raoul.
* [[Love At First Sight]]: Dion and Kamil.
* [[Love At First Sight]]: Dion and Kamil.
* [[Love Hurts]]
* [[Love Hurts]]
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* [[Proud Warrior Race Guy]]: Bear Olefsky
* [[Proud Warrior Race Guy]]: Bear Olefsky
* [[Psychic Powers]]: genetically engineered for the Blood Royal.
* [[Psychic Powers]]: genetically engineered for the Blood Royal.
* [[Rated M for Manly]]: Derek Sagan fits this trope to a T.
* [[Rated "M" for Manly]]: Derek Sagan fits this trope to a T.
* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]]: Sagan and Maigrey even wear red and blue as their favorite colors respectively.
* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]]: Sagan and Maigrey even wear red and blue as their favorite colors respectively.
* [[Redheaded Hero]]: Dion Starfire, red-haired and blue-eyed.
* [[Redheaded Hero]]: Dion Starfire, red-haired and blue-eyed.
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* [[Sexy Priest]]: Sagan is a warrior priest in the Order of Adamant.
* [[Sexy Priest]]: Sagan is a warrior priest in the Order of Adamant.
** Brother Fideles is described as being very good-looking.
** Brother Fideles is described as being very good-looking.
* [[Shout Out]]: This series can probably boast the vastest amount of literary and music quotes like, ''ever''. Each chapter in every of the four books has an epigraph that is a quote of some sort and relates to the events of the chapter. Characters themselves tend to quote famous literary works and even classical opera.
* [[Shout-Out]]: This series can probably boast the vastest amount of literary and music quotes like, ''ever''. Each chapter in every of the four books has an epigraph that is a quote of some sort and relates to the events of the chapter. Characters themselves tend to quote famous literary works and even classical opera.
** The murder of {{spoiler|the royal family by the revolutionary forces}} resembles very much the execution of {{spoiler|the Romanov royal family by Bolsheviks.}}
** The murder of {{spoiler|the royal family by the revolutionary forces}} resembles very much the execution of {{spoiler|the Romanov royal family by Bolsheviks.}}
* [[Shout Out Theme Naming]]:
* [[Shout-Out Theme Naming]]:
** The planet Vangelis is named after a modern Greek composer whose music the author obviously loves.
** The planet Vangelis is named after a modern Greek composer whose music the author obviously loves.
** Dion, one of the three protagonists, is named (in-verse) after an ancient Greek philosopher and politician, disciple of Plato. And Platus, Dion's tutor, is evidently the homage to Plato himself.
** Dion, one of the three protagonists, is named (in-verse) after an ancient Greek philosopher and politician, disciple of Plato. And Platus, Dion's tutor, is evidently the homage to Plato himself.
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** When Maigrey doesn't feel like revealing her real name, she uses the alias "Major Penthesilea". In Greek mythology, Penthesilea was the queen of Amazons and fought for Trojans in the Trojan War. She was killed by Achilles and was said to be the only woman he ever loved (he realized it was her he killed only after removing her helmet). A [[Prophetic Names|Prophetic Name]], too, because, given the amount of [[Rule of Symbolism]] and [[You Can't Fight Fate|Power of Fate]] in this book, you may guess [[Kill the Ones You Love|what]] [[Died in Your Arms Tonight|happens]].
** When Maigrey doesn't feel like revealing her real name, she uses the alias "Major Penthesilea". In Greek mythology, Penthesilea was the queen of Amazons and fought for Trojans in the Trojan War. She was killed by Achilles and was said to be the only woman he ever loved (he realized it was her he killed only after removing her helmet). A [[Prophetic Names|Prophetic Name]], too, because, given the amount of [[Rule of Symbolism]] and [[You Can't Fight Fate|Power of Fate]] in this book, you may guess [[Kill the Ones You Love|what]] [[Died in Your Arms Tonight|happens]].
* [[Star-Crossed Lovers]]: Maigrey and Sagan. First they were [[Praetorian Guard|Guardians of the King]], then he took sides with the revolutionary Republic, and she didn't.
* [[Star-Crossed Lovers]]: Maigrey and Sagan. First they were [[Praetorian Guard|Guardians of the King]], then he took sides with the revolutionary Republic, and she didn't.
* [[Starfish Aliens]]: the Corasians. They are red glowing blobs which feed on raw energy and use [[Mini Mecha]] to get around. Shooting them with lasguns just makes them stronger unless you [[Reverse the Polarity]].
* [[Starfish Aliens]]: the Corasians. They are red glowing blobs which feed on raw energy and use [[Mini-Mecha]] to get around. Shooting them with lasguns just makes them stronger unless you [[Reverse the Polarity]].
* [[Tall, Dark and Snarky]]: Sagan
* [[Tall, Dark and Snarky]]: Sagan
{{quote| '''Sagan:''' “I realize that thinking does require an extraordinary amount of effort for you, Aks. Perhaps you could pay attention to me now and think later.”}}
{{quote|'''Sagan:''' “I realize that thinking does require an extraordinary amount of effort for you, Aks. Perhaps you could pay attention to me now and think later.”}}
* [[Tomboy and Girly Girl]]: Kamil Olefsky and Queen Astarte.
* [[Tomboy and Girly Girl]]: Kamil Olefsky and Queen Astarte.
* [[Tomboy Princess]]: Maigrey was this as a child.
* [[Tomboy Princess]]: Maigrey was this as a child.
** Kamil is as well, though Bear Olefsky's domain only includes the planet he lives on.
** Kamil is as well, though Bear Olefsky's domain only includes the planet he lives on.
* [[Trial By Combat]]: Maigrey and Sagan in the first book.
* [[Trial by Combat]]: Maigrey and Sagan in the first book.
* [[Troubled Backstory Flashback]]: for Maigrey, though with her and Sagan being mind-linked it counts for both of them.
* [[Troubled Backstory Flashback]]: for Maigrey, though with her and Sagan being mind-linked it counts for both of them.
* [[The Unfavourite]]: Platus' and Maigrey's father despised his firstborn son for becoming a peace-loving bookworm instead of a [[Badass]].
* [[The Unfavourite]]: Platus' and Maigrey's father despised his firstborn son for becoming a peace-loving bookworm instead of a [[Badass]].
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Latest revision as of 18:04, 20 October 2017

Cover to Volume 3

Two must walk together the paths of darkness to reach the light.

An epic Space Opera by Margaret Weis, not so known as her other works, co-written together with Tracy Hickman. The first book was published in 1990, the fourth one in 1993. The series consists of four subsequent volumes:

  1. The Lost King
  2. King's Test
  3. King's Sacrifice
  4. Ghost Legion

Because the series' covers feature Laser Blades prominently, young readers would be forgiven for confusing this with Star Wars. They wouldn't be far wrong. The series starts about 20 years after a college professor and unlikely revolutionary, Peter Robes, led an uprising against the monarchy; the "Blood Royal," a ruling caste which had been genetically engineered for wisdom, intense charisma and occasional superpowers, were wiped out almost to a man. The lone survivors are a small band of loyalists; the king's nephew, newborn Dion Starfire, whom they managed to escape with; and Warlord Derek Sagan, who helped organize the coup and fought his Star-Crossed Lover Maigrey Morianna to do it. At the beginning of the book, the last of those loyalists, Maigrey's bookish brother Platus Morianna, is killed, leaving the now-grown-up Dion to flee with the help of Mendaharin "Tusk" Tusca, halfblood Heroic Bastard son of another of said loyalists. Hunted by Warlord Sagan and now-President Robes, aided by the rumpled, fatherly General Dixter and enigmatic Not Quite Dead Maigrey, Dion must find a way to come into his birthright and reclaim the throne.

And, of course, there's more to the story than what meets the eye...

The series had a Spin-Off, Mag Force 7, chronicling the adventures of a band of mercenary misfits modeled consciously after The Magnificent Seven.

Tropes used in The Star of the Guardians include:
  • Ace Pilot: Tusk. To a lesser extent, Link.
  • Afterlife Antechamber: Maigrey continues to hang around in Ghost Legion after having died in King's Sacrifice.
    • Platus comes to Maigrey right after his death.
  • Agent Peacock: Raoul, the effeminate, campy pretty-boy. When he's not fussing about his manicure, hair and clothes, he kills people with hundreds of various poisons.
  • Anti-Hero: Derek Sagan, somewhere between Type IV and Type V in the beginning of the series, and between Type III and Type IV at its end.
  • Arranged Marriage: Dion has to enter into one to win his throne. He has just hit Love At First Sight with another woman.
  • The Atoner: Sagan in Ghost Legion.
  • Authority Equals Asskicking: The Golden Squadron are the best warriors and space pilots in the universe, period. They are also Blood Royal. All of them.
    • Dion Starfire is a prince and can kick some serious ass when he has to.
  • Babies Ever After: at the end of Book 4.
  • Badass Baritone: Derek Sagan, whose voice gets mentioned quite frequently.
  • Badass Cape: Sagan and later, Maigrey.
  • Badass Long Hair: Sagan (you realize the guy is the very embodiment of Badass, do you?).
    • Raoul is very pretty, has long gorgeous black hair (which he usually wears loose) and can kill with a single kiss. Or touch.
  • Badass Normal: Tusk is a great space pilot and a good soldier but compared to the uber-Badass Maigrey and Sagan he's just... normal.
    • Likewise, Brother Fideles, especially in the fourth book. All he has is a pope hat and medical training, but he wades into battle without flinching, proposing that he is going to stall the enemy.
  • Badass Princess: Maigrey, being a daughter of a barbarian king.
  • Bastard Bastard: Flaim Starfire in Ghost Legion.
  • Battle Couple: Sagan and Maigrey, Tusk and Nola
  • Beta Couple: Tusk and Nola
  • Betty and Veronica: Astarte vs. Kamil.
    • On the male side, Dixter vs. Sagan.
  • Beware the Nice Ones:
    • Raoul is stunningly beautiful, very courteous, calm and friendly. He is one of the most skilled poisoners in galaxy.
    • Queen Astarte is kind, gentle and soft-spoken. What she can do, though, when you really piss her off...
  • Big Bad: Abdiel
  • Bishounen: Each and every Adonian, Snaga Ohme and Raoul being the most present.
  • Bookworm: Platus, Maigrey's brother.
  • Break the Badass: Derek Sagan, one of the most powerful Warlords in the galaxy and probably as Badass as a character can get, is scared up to the Heroic BSOD when Abdiel threatens him with the Serpent's Tooth, an exotic weapon causing Fate Worse Than Death to whoever as much as gets scratched by it.
  • Byronic Hero: Sagan.
  • Casting Gag: In Ghost Legion, the artist Stephen Youll is said to have made the portraits of Sagan and Maigrey that are now exhibited in the memorial chapel at the Academy. Stephen Youll is a famous artist who has provided book covers for a number of prominent fantasy and science-fiction novels, amongst them the first edition of The Star of the Guardians. That's his work in the page picture. (We're not sure who that is talking to Maigrey.)
    • Not just him. All of Tusk's co-conspirators in the fourth book are named after real friends of Weis's, including her eventual second husband and co-writer.
  • Childhood Friend Romance: Maigrey and Sagan.
  • Cool Sword: Each Guardian has his/her own Cool Bloodsword.
  • Cultured Badass: Sagan and Maigrey both love classical music and are so well-read they can quote Plato and Yeats by heart. Dixter is fond of reading, too.
  • Cynical Mentor: Sagan to Dion.
  • Daddy's Girl: Maigrey, whose warrior nature made her Proud Warrior Race Guy of a father very happy.
  • The Dandy: Raoul.
  • Dark and Troubled Past: Sagan and Maigrey. And how.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Hilariously, XJ the computer.
  • Dying Moment of Awesome: Sagan, having activated the space-rotation bomb that would blast the whole planet, thus reaching two goals: destroying the terrible Weapon of Mass Destruction and wiping out his king's enemies together with himself, which action may also be considered a favor to the young king.
  • Earn Your Happy Ending: After their deaths, Sagan and Maigrey have to go through Hell together to earn their happiness in Heaven.
  • Evil Matriarch: Even though she's not particularly evil, Baroness Di Luna is proud, ambitious, war-loving, can kick any man's ass (Sagan being one of the very few exceptions) and almost openly despises her Girly Girl daughter Astarte, a black sheep in the bunch of Hot Amazons. She'll have to realize, though, that kind and peaceful ones are not necessarily weak and submissive...
  • A Father to His Men: Dixter.
  • Fiery Redhead: Subverted with Dion who is quite calm and level-headed. Unless you laugh at his royal status, of course...
  • Foreshadowing: Twice, first with Sagan's father and his prophecy about the two that must walk the paths of darkness to reach the light, second with Sagan himself when he continues to see the dream in which he kills Maigrey.
  • Four-Star Badass: General John Dixter.
  • Gentle Giant: Bear Olefsky, even if his welcoming embraces don't feel so gentle to ordinary people.
  • Happily Married: Tusk and Nola.
  • Heartbroken Badass: Sagan. He gets his second Heroic BSOD when the love of his life, Maigrey, dies at his hands.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: quite a few over the course of the series, mostly towards Dion.
  • Heterosexual Life Partners: Raoul and the Little One.
  • Hollywood Cyborg: Xris, the leader of Mag Force 7.
  • I Am Who?: Dion Starfire, especially in Book 1.
  • I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: John Dixter.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Xris the cyborg, a cynical mercenary who still loves his wife even though he thinks she dumped him when he became a cyborg.
  • Kill the Ones You Love: Sagan had to kill Maigrey in order to rid her of the Fate Worse Than Death.
  • Lady of War: Lady Maigrey is a perfect example.
  • Laser Blade: the "bloodsword," which has a number of twists on the formula.
    • It can switch to a shielding function. You control this mentally.
    • It does this by injecting Nanomachines into the wielder's bloodstream, which not only connect the sword to the user's mind, not only heighten the user's latent telepathy, but steal the body's ATP to fuel the sword with.
    • If you are not Blood Royal, these nanomachines cause an extremely virulent form of cancer. Death comes in days. If you're lucky.
  • Last of His Kind: Maigrey believes she, Dion and Sagan are the last Blood Royal in the universe. Turns out it is not quite so.
  • Loads and Loads of Characters: this being a space opera, after all.
  • Long-Haired Pretty Boy: Raoul.
  • Love At First Sight: Dion and Kamil.
  • Love Hurts
  • Love Triangle: Maigrey loves both John Dixter and Derek Sagan.
  • The Man Behind the Man: Abdiel.
  • The Masochism Tango: Oh so much.
  • Meaningful Name: Brother Fideles - "Faithful". Lampshaded in-verse.
  • Mindlink Mates: Sagan and Maigrey practically define this trope.
  • Mind Rape: Abdiel. He has heightened his Blood Royal telepathy to horrific extents.
  • No Name Given: The Little One. No sex, race or age either.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: Raoul. He's a "Loti," someone who uses drugs to maintain a constant mellow high. He is also an incredibly talented and creative poisoner. One Batman Cold Open in the Mag Force 7 series has him assassinating his target simply by kissing her hand at a party.
  • Parental Substitute: In some way, Sagan and Maigrey to Dion. Lampshaded by *Abdiel* of all people in his speech concerning Freudian Excuses.
    • Platus to Dion is a more straight example.
  • The Phoenix: Sagan's personal emblem and the name of his battle ship. Counts as symbolic, too.
  • Please Don't Leave Me: In the end of Book 4, dying Derek Sagan begs Maigrey who came to him after her death not to leave him. She doesn't.
  • Precision F-Strike: Tusk.
  • Proud Warrior Race Guy: Bear Olefsky
  • Psychic Powers: genetically engineered for the Blood Royal.
  • Rated "M" for Manly: Derek Sagan fits this trope to a T.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Sagan and Maigrey even wear red and blue as their favorite colors respectively.
  • Redheaded Hero: Dion Starfire, red-haired and blue-eyed.
  • Rightful King Returns: Pretty much the plot of the first three books.
  • Royal Blood: It is actual royal blood that is needed in order to safely operate royal Cool Bloodswords and Cool Ships.
  • Royals Who Actually Do Something: A lot of these, actually, Dion and Astarte being the first in row.
  • Sexy Priest: Sagan is a warrior priest in the Order of Adamant.
    • Brother Fideles is described as being very good-looking.
  • Shout-Out: This series can probably boast the vastest amount of literary and music quotes like, ever. Each chapter in every of the four books has an epigraph that is a quote of some sort and relates to the events of the chapter. Characters themselves tend to quote famous literary works and even classical opera.
    • The murder of the royal family by the revolutionary forces resembles very much the execution of the Romanov royal family by Bolsheviks.
  • Shout-Out Theme Naming:
    • The planet Vangelis is named after a modern Greek composer whose music the author obviously loves.
    • Dion, one of the three protagonists, is named (in-verse) after an ancient Greek philosopher and politician, disciple of Plato. And Platus, Dion's tutor, is evidently the homage to Plato himself.
    • The character Sparafucile is named (also in-verse) after a character from Verdi's opera "Rigoletto". Both are paid assassins.
    • Baroness Di Luna's name is taken from another Verdi's opera, "Il Trovatore".
    • When Maigrey doesn't feel like revealing her real name, she uses the alias "Major Penthesilea". In Greek mythology, Penthesilea was the queen of Amazons and fought for Trojans in the Trojan War. She was killed by Achilles and was said to be the only woman he ever loved (he realized it was her he killed only after removing her helmet). A Prophetic Name, too, because, given the amount of Rule of Symbolism and Power of Fate in this book, you may guess what happens.
  • Star-Crossed Lovers: Maigrey and Sagan. First they were Guardians of the King, then he took sides with the revolutionary Republic, and she didn't.
  • Starfish Aliens: the Corasians. They are red glowing blobs which feed on raw energy and use Mini-Mecha to get around. Shooting them with lasguns just makes them stronger unless you Reverse the Polarity.
  • Tall, Dark and Snarky: Sagan

Sagan: “I realize that thinking does require an extraordinary amount of effort for you, Aks. Perhaps you could pay attention to me now and think later.”