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[[File:coman_pawpet_4019.jpg|frame|[[Conan O Brien|Conan's]] Safety Show in case [[Conan (TV)|that TBS thing]] doesn't work out.]]
[[File:coman_pawpet_4019.jpg|frame|[[Conan O'Brien|Conan's]] Safety Show in case [[Conan (TV series)|that TBS thing]] doesn't work out.]]


The Funday Pawpet Show is the Internet's [[Long Runner|longest running]] [[Overly Narrow Superlative|interactive live weekly puppet show]]. The show started netcasting in November of 1999, and hit its 500th episode on April 3rd 2011. The show runs four hours live from 6pm to 10pm Eastern Time Sunday Nights originating from the Orlando, Florida area. Episodes are downloadable only for one week due to music use rights. The audience interacts with the proformers via IRC channel and artwork sent in to the show through [http://pawpet.tv/ the show's website]. Being based in Orlando, the show is a favorite of many Disney Imagineers, and elements of the show have found their way into some recent productions. For those not familiar with the show, [http://orlandojohn1.hubpages.com/hub/Funday-Pawpet-Show-over-a-decade-of-silliness here] is an article written by one of the main proformers to mark "A Decade of Silliness". Basicly the show is [[X Meets Y|Monty Python meets the Muppets]].
The Funday Pawpet Show is the Internet's [[Long Runner|longest running]] [[Overly Narrow Superlative|interactive live weekly puppet show]]. The show started netcasting in November of 1999, and hit its 500th episode on April 3rd 2011. The show runs four hours live from 6pm to 10pm Eastern Time Sunday Nights originating from the Orlando, Florida area. Episodes are downloadable only for one week due to music use rights. The audience interacts with the proformers via IRC channel and artwork sent in to the show through [http://pawpet.tv/ the show's website]. Being based in Orlando, the show is a favorite of many Disney Imagineers, and elements of the show have found their way into some recent productions. For those not familiar with the show, [http://orlandojohn1.hubpages.com/hub/Funday-Pawpet-Show-over-a-decade-of-silliness here] is an article written by one of the main proformers to mark "A Decade of Silliness". Basicly the show is [[X Meets Y|Monty Python meets the Muppets]].
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* [[Camp Gay]]: Skippy "Skippages" D. Lion
* [[Camp Gay]]: Skippy "Skippages" D. Lion
* [[Caption Contest]]
* [[Caption Contest]]
* [[Cartoon All Stars to The Rescue]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=far2DviXRac&feature=related MST3ks] the special.
* [[Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=far2DviXRac&feature=related MST3ks] the special.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Many many many over 10 years.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Many many many over 10 years.
** Arthur "That's pretty spactacular!", "I'm Reeeeeeeee Calllllllllin!", "[[Multi Boobage]]", "Look into my eye!"
** Arthur "That's pretty spactacular!", "I'm Reeeeeeeee Calllllllllin!", "[[Multi Boobage]]", "Look into my eye!"
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* [[Cute but Cacophonic]]: Tantrum, the Peckers
* [[Cute but Cacophonic]]: Tantrum, the Peckers
* [[The Danza]]: Little Randy.
* [[The Danza]]: Little Randy.
* [[A Day in The Limelight]]: Carrot gets a cameo in the Disney movie [[Bolt]].
* [[A Day in the Limelight]]: Carrot gets a cameo in the Disney movie [[Bolt]].
* [[Dead Baby Comedy]]: Though they tend to refrain from this (one show ended abruptly when a guest crossed the rating line ''hard''), a very literal example emerged in one situation where Blitz tires of the noise and apparently beats the [[Cute but Cacophonic|constantly shrieking baby fox puppet]] [[Meaningful Name|Tantrum]] to death with a suspicious vibrating implement. Every bit as inappropriate yet hilarious as it sounds.
* [[Dead Baby Comedy]]: Though they tend to refrain from this (one show ended abruptly when a guest crossed the rating line ''hard''), a very literal example emerged in one situation where Blitz tires of the noise and apparently beats the [[Cute but Cacophonic|constantly shrieking baby fox puppet]] [[Meaningful Name|Tantrum]] to death with a suspicious vibrating implement. Every bit as inappropriate yet hilarious as it sounds.
* [[Dirty Old Man]][[Incredibly Lame Pun|atee]]: Hugh, whose interests and subjects of affection range from [[Likes Older Women|women in their golden years]] to [[Cargo Ship|Carvel's Fudgie the Whale.]]
* [[Dirty Old Man]][[Incredibly Lame Pun|atee]]: Hugh, whose interests and subjects of affection range from [[Likes Older Women|women in their golden years]] to [[Cargo Ship|Carvel's Fudgie the Whale.]]
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* [[Once a Season|EasterShow]]: A yearly tradition
* [[Once a Season|EasterShow]]: A yearly tradition
** In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abkQ4PHaoxs this clip from the first Easter Show] a plastic egg war breaks out as Ferret tries to sing "When I'm 64".
** In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abkQ4PHaoxs this clip from the first Easter Show] a plastic egg war breaks out as Ferret tries to sing "When I'm 64".
* [[Eek! A Mouse!]]: Often Florida wildlife will invade the live webcast, leading Ezra to envoke this trope, while Mutt commands the show's border collie to "Eat it, Bandit! Eat it eat it eat it!"
* [[Eek! a Mouse!]]: Often Florida wildlife will invade the live webcast, leading Ezra to envoke this trope, while Mutt commands the show's border collie to "Eat it, Bandit! Eat it eat it eat it!"
* [[Endangered Species]]: Hugh Manatee.
* [[Endangered Species]]: Hugh Manatee.
* [[Everythings Better With Bunnies]]: The Pawpets [[MST3K]] "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvWYtYhb90s&feature=related The Adventures] of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsTOWRHAN4g&feature=related The American Rabbit]"
* [[Everythings Better With Bunnies]]: The Pawpets [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvWYtYhb90s&feature=related The Adventures] of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsTOWRHAN4g&feature=related The American Rabbit]"
* [[Everything's Better With Chickens]]: BAWK!
* [[Everything's Better with Chickens]]: BAWK!
* [[Everything's Better With Monkeys]]: Jimmy Noneck.
* [[Everything's Better with Monkeys]]: Jimmy Noneck.
* [[Cunning Like a Fox|Everythings Better With Vixens]]: All the Voops, especially Lilly and BV.
* [[Cunning Like a Fox|Everythings Better With Vixens]]: All the Voops, especially Lilly and BV.
* [[Everythings Smellier With Skunks]]: Viewer Garrison, having been a part of the audience all the way back to episode 6, over the years originated many things that are now ''Pawpet'' staples such as the Art Jam (suggested back when Yappy originally rejected it as undoable as it would flood the mail server), the Arthur Awards, Bandit Cam, J.R. The Hutt, and the Sgt Yappy picture celebrating the show's first 100 episodes.
* [[Everythings Smellier With Skunks]]: Viewer Garrison, having been a part of the audience all the way back to episode 6, over the years originated many things that are now ''Pawpet'' staples such as the Art Jam (suggested back when Yappy originally rejected it as undoable as it would flood the mail server), the Arthur Awards, Bandit Cam, J.R. The Hutt, and the Sgt Yappy picture celebrating the show's first 100 episodes.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHzrYe1lBBI One of Poink's more infamous examples of the trope.] He not only clears the stage, he also ends up killing the live feed for a short while.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHzrYe1lBBI One of Poink's more infamous examples of the trope.] He not only clears the stage, he also ends up killing the live feed for a short while.
* [[Follow the Leader]]: The show has inspired many internet shows and puppet groups around the world including ''Pawpet West'', ''Pawpet Rocky Mountain'', ''Pawpet Scotland'' and ''[http://www.ohiopawpets.org Oh! Pawpets!]'', which fills in for ''Funday'' on the few weeks the show isn't broadcast live.
* [[Follow the Leader]]: The show has inspired many internet shows and puppet groups around the world including ''Pawpet West'', ''Pawpet Rocky Mountain'', ''Pawpet Scotland'' and ''[http://www.ohiopawpets.org Oh! Pawpets!]'', which fills in for ''Funday'' on the few weeks the show isn't broadcast live.
* ''[[Father of the Pride (Animation)|Father of the Pride]]'': The 2004 preview was shown the week it premired on the NBC Olympics broadcast to much rejoicing...as well as Rasvar's accurate prediction that it would fail to find a mainstream audience.
* ''[[Father of the Pride]]'': The 2004 preview was shown the week it premired on the NBC Olympics broadcast to much rejoicing...as well as Rasvar's accurate prediction that it would fail to find a mainstream audience.
* [[Game Show]]: The show has presented versions of "Pawpet ''[[Match Game]]''", "Pawpet ''[[Hollywood Squares]]''", "Pawpet ''[[Deal or No Deal]]''" and "[[Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?|Who Wants to Win Nothing and Like It?]]"
* [[Game Show]]: The show has presented versions of "Pawpet ''[[Match Game]]''", "Pawpet ''[[Hollywood Squares]]''", "Pawpet ''[[Deal or No Deal]]''" and "[[Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?|Who Wants to Win Nothing and Like It?]]"
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: Well, technicly, there is no radar as the FCC doesn't (yet) goven internet shows. However the show likes to keep it to a PG-13 level, although somethings do get through from time to time.
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: Well, technicly, there is no radar as the FCC doesn't (yet) goven internet shows. However the show likes to keep it to a PG-13 level, although somethings do get through from time to time.
* [[Gone Horribly Wrong]]: Simba is challanged to eat an entire pack of Listerine breath strips.
* [[Gone Horribly Wrong]]: Simba is challanged to eat an entire pack of Listerine breath strips.
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* [[Happy Birthday to You]]: "This is your birthday song, it isn't very long." (Or the even shorter version "Birthday song, very long")
* [[Happy Birthday to You]]: "This is your birthday song, it isn't very long." (Or the even shorter version "Birthday song, very long")
* [[Harold and Kumar]]: [http://archives.pawpet.tv/view/2007/2007-09-23,Rummage_%252b_Mutt.jpg Brian Reynolds parodied] the [[Harold and Kumar|poster for ''Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'']] to note Yappy and Mutt's 2007 trip to Amsterdam.
* [[Harold and Kumar]]: [http://archives.pawpet.tv/view/2007/2007-09-23,Rummage_%252b_Mutt.jpg Brian Reynolds parodied] the [[Harold and Kumar|poster for ''Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'']] to note Yappy and Mutt's 2007 trip to Amsterdam.
* [[Intercourse With You]]: The Pawpets do "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvfOaWOGnVo&feature=related Bad Touch]"
* [[Intercourse with You]]: The Pawpets do "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvfOaWOGnVo&feature=related Bad Touch]"
* [[Jib Jab]]: Customized videoes have been shown starting with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w60_BKsVCxo the 2007 sendable Christmas card]
* [[Jib Jab]]: Customized videoes have been shown starting with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w60_BKsVCxo the 2007 sendable Christmas card]
* [[Long Runner]]: Currently in talks with Guinness to see if they can be put in as the longest running Internet-original broadcast.
* [[Long Runner]]: Currently in talks with Guinness to see if they can be put in as the longest running Internet-original broadcast.
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* [[Missing Episode]]: On the evening of 9/11, the cast quickly assembled to put together an impromtu netcast to help calm people down and reassure them. This is the only episode to never have its file be put up for download.
* [[Missing Episode]]: On the evening of 9/11, the cast quickly assembled to put together an impromtu netcast to help calm people down and reassure them. This is the only episode to never have its file be put up for download.
** Having transfered the early shows's VCR master tapes to DVD storage, Yappy has found that some of these too have started to deteriorate in quality.
** Having transfered the early shows's VCR master tapes to DVD storage, Yappy has found that some of these too have started to deteriorate in quality.
* [[MST]]: The Pawpets [[MST3K]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCjnFUcXrNY ''Hot Fudge''], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCcDG0P-17c ''The Dukes''], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=far2DviXRac&feature=related ''Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue'']","[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvWYtYhb90s&feature=related The Adventures] of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsTOWRHAN4g&feature=related The American Rabbit]", and "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ygC9b0l4Zo The Adventures of Superpup]".
* [[MST]]: The Pawpets [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCjnFUcXrNY ''Hot Fudge''], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCcDG0P-17c ''The Dukes''], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=far2DviXRac&feature=related ''Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue'']","[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvWYtYhb90s&feature=related The Adventures] of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsTOWRHAN4g&feature=related The American Rabbit]", and "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ygC9b0l4Zo The Adventures of Superpup]".
* [[Multi Boobage]]: [[Trope Namer]].
* [[Multi Boobage]]: [[Trope Namer]].
** The best part was the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojwHufKXiRc Lilly with six breasts]
** The best part was the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojwHufKXiRc Lilly with six breasts]
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* [[Road Apples]]: Early episodes featured a green bean puppet whose dark green color came across on the Real Player screen as black, making the puppet look like a [[South Park|Mr Hanky]] [[Expy]]
* [[Road Apples]]: Early episodes featured a green bean puppet whose dark green color came across on the Real Player screen as black, making the puppet look like a [[South Park|Mr Hanky]] [[Expy]]
* [[Rocky and Bullwinkle]]: One early show (#59) featured a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irYLh32_ee0 Bullwinkle Role call] with the 2000 stuffed figures.
* [[Rocky and Bullwinkle]]: One early show (#59) featured a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irYLh32_ee0 Bullwinkle Role call] with the 2000 stuffed figures.
* ''[[Scream (Film)|Scream]]'': Scream Guy, a regular character.
* ''[[Scream (film)|Scream]]'': Scream Guy, a regular character.
* [[Second Life]]: Most of the cast have/had accounts with the service, a section of Second Life is a fan created Pawpet Theatre where a groups can gather and watch the show streamed within the game.
* [[Second Life]]: Most of the cast have/had accounts with the service, a section of Second Life is a fan created Pawpet Theatre where a groups can gather and watch the show streamed within the game.
* [[Self-Deprecation]]: "Hi, I'm ________, and you're wasting your time watching the Funday Pawpet Show!".
* [[Self-Deprecation]]: "Hi, I'm ________, and you're wasting your time watching the Funday Pawpet Show!".
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* [[Species Surname]]: •Both followed (Poink T. Ferret, Java Frog, Hump T. Camel, Hugh Manatee, Temp Ferret) and averted (Mutt Barker - illegitimate son of Bob, Arthur Bronswagger, Jimmy Noneck, Shak, Ezra Shawartz, Crappy Shawartz). One of the newest characters, [[Cool Old Guy|Gof]], has a name that stands for Gray Old Fox.
* [[Species Surname]]: •Both followed (Poink T. Ferret, Java Frog, Hump T. Camel, Hugh Manatee, Temp Ferret) and averted (Mutt Barker - illegitimate son of Bob, Arthur Bronswagger, Jimmy Noneck, Shak, Ezra Shawartz, Crappy Shawartz). One of the newest characters, [[Cool Old Guy|Gof]], has a name that stands for Gray Old Fox.
* [[Spin-Off]]: ''The OMFG Blitz! Show''
* [[Spin-Off]]: ''The OMFG Blitz! Show''
* [[Star Trek the Original Series (TV)|Star Trek the Original Series]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMdRuZaVIHA&feature=sub Star Trekkin'] across the universe.
* [[Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek the Original Series]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMdRuZaVIHA&feature=sub Star Trekkin'] across the universe.
* [[Sunglasses At Night]]: Ezra.
* [[Sunglasses At Night]]: Ezra.
* [[Superman]]: Or rather [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ygC9b0l4Zo "Superpup"].
* [[Superman]]: Or rather [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ygC9b0l4Zo "Superpup"].
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* [[Talking to Himself]]: Scott does so many characters, he is often called upon to carry on a conversation between two of them. Also JR has Poink and Huge Manatee frequently talk to each other.
* [[Talking to Himself]]: Scott does so many characters, he is often called upon to carry on a conversation between two of them. Also JR has Poink and Huge Manatee frequently talk to each other.
* [[Tastes Like Diabetes]]: At one point, the cast got annoyed with a handfull of channel dwellers who kept complaining that the show was getting too raunchy. In response they split one episode into two parts - First half was ''The Squeaky Clean Pawpet & Friends Show'' which fit this trope, followed immediatly by ''The Poink Show'' which allowed the naughty weasel to crank the raunch [[Up to Eleven]].
* [[Tastes Like Diabetes]]: At one point, the cast got annoyed with a handfull of channel dwellers who kept complaining that the show was getting too raunchy. In response they split one episode into two parts - First half was ''The Squeaky Clean Pawpet & Friends Show'' which fit this trope, followed immediatly by ''The Poink Show'' which allowed the naughty weasel to crank the raunch [[Up to Eleven]].
* [[The Teaser]]: For a while the show used thirty second cold openings featuring people such as ''[[Trout Fishing in America]]'', [[Ben Franklin]], and the cast of ''[[Between the Lions (TV)|Between the Lions]]'' saying variations of "Hi, I'm/We're ____ and your wasting your time watching ''[[The Funday Pawpet Show]]''.
* [[The Teaser]]: For a while the show used thirty second cold openings featuring people such as ''[[Trout Fishing in America]]'', [[Ben Franklin]], and the cast of ''[[Between the Lions]]'' saying variations of "Hi, I'm/We're ____ and your wasting your time watching ''[[The Funday Pawpet Show]]''.
* [[Telethon]]: [[Once a Season]] the Non-Profit show holds a telethon to help Yappy pay for the operating and music rights costs.
* [[Telethon]]: [[Once a Season]] the Non-Profit show holds a telethon to help Yappy pay for the operating and music rights costs.
* [[This Is My Side]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGHOUCj5HxI Because its not Xmas in July without a little light bondage].
* [[This Is My Side]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGHOUCj5HxI Because its not Xmas in July without a little light bondage].
* [[The Wiki Rule]]: [http://pawpet.org/ Their whole website's one now.] Has nothing to do with Ezra's [[Catch Phrase]] mentioned above.
* [[The Wiki Rule]]: [http://pawpet.org/ Their whole website's one now.] Has nothing to do with Ezra's [[Catch Phrase]] mentioned above.
* [[Total Recall]]: Arthur Bronswigger's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZGu4aK_DPY&feature=related signature song] "Total Recallin'"
* [[Total Recall]]: Arthur Bronswigger's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZGu4aK_DPY&feature=related signature song] "Total Recallin'"
* [[Tron (Film)|Tron]]: Tron Guy Jay Maynard has previously been an in-studio guest as well as more recently a call-in on the Dec 19th 2010 episode to give his reactions to ''[[Tron Legacy (Film)|Tron Legacy]]'', which opened that week.
* [[Tron]]: Tron Guy Jay Maynard has previously been an in-studio guest as well as more recently a call-in on the Dec 19th 2010 episode to give his reactions to ''[[Tron: Legacy]]'', which opened that week.
* [[Trout Fishing in America]]: Many of the twosome's songs became standards in the early years of the show (as well as the earlier [[Give Kids The World]] live shows) including "Proper Cup of Coffee" and "Throw it Out the Window." Character Ezra was named after Ezra Idlet, and Ezra and Keith appeared in a FPS opening spot.
* [[Trout Fishing in America]]: Many of the twosome's songs became standards in the early years of the show (as well as the earlier [[Give Kids The World]] live shows) including "Proper Cup of Coffee" and "Throw it Out the Window." Character Ezra was named after Ezra Idlet, and Ezra and Keith appeared in a FPS opening spot.
* [[Viewer Gender Confusion]]: Given the reuse of the same models of puppets for different characters, including different genders, you can never be quite sure what you're getting when certain puppets are pulled out. Very weirdly done with Dookie/Crapalina, a sheepdog puppet which is somehow both male and female at differing times...because Crapalina [[Gender Bender|is really a post op Dookie.]] Even stranger still when you consider that Dookie keeps showing back up anyway.
* [[Viewer Gender Confusion]]: Given the reuse of the same models of puppets for different characters, including different genders, you can never be quite sure what you're getting when certain puppets are pulled out. Very weirdly done with Dookie/Crapalina, a sheepdog puppet which is somehow both male and female at differing times...because Crapalina [[Gender Bender|is really a post op Dookie.]] Even stranger still when you consider that Dookie keeps showing back up anyway.
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* [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?]]: Yes, it ''is'' a puppet show...in the same way that [[Avenue Q]] is a puppet show. As stated by the show host:
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?]]: Yes, it ''is'' a puppet show...in the same way that [[Avenue Q]] is a puppet show. As stated by the show host:
{{quote| Yappy: "Don't just plop your eight year old down in front of the show and let them watch it."}}
{{quote| Yappy: "Don't just plop your eight year old down in front of the show and let them watch it."}}
* [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?]]: "The Drunk Show", "Episode 420"
* [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?]]: "The Drunk Show", "Episode 420"
* [[WKRP in Cincinnati]]: An episode with Venus and Johnny drinking on air in a drunk test inspired Herbie to do the infamous "Drunk Show".
* [[WKRP in Cincinnati]]: An episode with Venus and Johnny drinking on air in a drunk test inspired Herbie to do the infamous "Drunk Show".
* [[Yet Another Christmas Carol]]: With show [[Chew Toy]] Poink as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg0OnhAxcyc Scrooge].
* [[Yet Another Christmas Carol]]: With show [[Chew Toy]] Poink as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg0OnhAxcyc Scrooge].

Revision as of 08:31, 8 April 2014

Conan's Safety Show in case that TBS thing doesn't work out.

The Funday Pawpet Show is the Internet's longest running interactive live weekly puppet show. The show started netcasting in November of 1999, and hit its 500th episode on April 3rd 2011. The show runs four hours live from 6pm to 10pm Eastern Time Sunday Nights originating from the Orlando, Florida area. Episodes are downloadable only for one week due to music use rights. The audience interacts with the proformers via IRC channel and artwork sent in to the show through the show's website. Being based in Orlando, the show is a favorite of many Disney Imagineers, and elements of the show have found their way into some recent productions. For those not familiar with the show, here is an article written by one of the main proformers to mark "A Decade of Silliness". Basicly the show is Monty Python meets the Muppets.


The show provides examples of:

 Poink: "Get up on screen or I will taser you."

Blitz: "You have a taser?" (Please note they're sitting next to each other beneath the stage and can see each other's hands.)

 Ezra: (Trying to determan Tantrum's sex) Tantrum, what's between your legs?

Tantrum: All I see is an arm between my legs!

 Blitz: Wait, that's a girl?!

  Yappy: "Don't just plop your eight year old down in front of the show and let them watch it."