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[[File:WhichCameFirst Fullpic 1 9628.png|link=Visual Pun|frame|So much for ''that'' question.]]
{{quote|''Oh Al! You're... done.''|'''Peggy Bundy'''
One of the standards of sexual prowess for a guy, at least in fiction, is how long sex with him can be expected to last. Thus, a male character's real or alleged inablility to maintain a [[Raging Stiffie]] long enough for it to provide much pleasure for his partner is a frequent subject for insults, gossip, or [[Self Deprecating Humor]]. Sometimes
While this can be a problem for men in [[Real Life]], it tends to be
Compare [[The Loins Sleep Tonight]], for when he can't get it up in the first place. If the couple decides to do something else sexual instead, check [[Technical Virgin]]. A man ejaculating before he can even get his clothes off is [[Jizzed in My Pants]].
{{noreallife|All The Tropes is not a gossip site.}}
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== Anime and Manga ==
* In ''[[The Girl in the Library: Until The Pure You Falls From Grace]]'' Yukiha's boyfriend, Aida, was not only this but was so [[Teeny Weenie|tiny]] she didn't even know he put it in. This left her so unsatisfied she became a [[Happiness in Slavery|willing]] [[Sex Slave]] to her own rapist and even went so far as to mock Aida while he watches the two have sex on his phone, not only breaking his heart but causes a [[Go Mad From The Revelation|mental breakdown]] he's still suffering from six months later.
* This is a common theme in many [[Netorare Genre|NTRs]] with the partner being bad in bed so the girl finds a [[Sex God]].
== Comic Books ==
* In ''[[Watchmen]]'', Hollis Mason recalls a joke about the 1940s "masked avenger" team to which he once belonged, namely that they were called the Minutemen because of their bedroom performance.
* In one ''Defenders'' arc, [[Incredible Hulk|The Hulk]] was abducted by Dark [[Dimension Lord]] Umar for her bedroom entertainment. Not even he could keep up with her for more than about six minutes. (She wasn't too discouraged, apparently, because she abducted him again in a post-''[[World War Hulk]]'' story when he was in full [[Unstoppable Rage|Worldbreaker mode]]—this time he was equal to the challenge).
== Film ==
* In ''Survive Style 5+'', commercial executive Yoko sleeps with a man who lasts all of three seconds. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJ80r4hN00 She thinks up an ISP commercial based on this.]
* The first arc of ''[[Fast Times at Ridgemont High]]''.
* Jim's webcam encounter with Nadia in the original ''[[American Pie]]''. Bonus points for it happening twice in as many minutes.
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* Justified in ''[[Once Bitten]]'', in which the young couple have less than a minute to render the guy unsuitable for a virgin-hunting vampiress to prey upon.
* Happens in ''[[A Night at the Roxbury]]''; when the two protagonists finally meet two women willing to have sex with them, they each last less than a minute.
== Literature ==
* In [[Stephen King]]'s ''[[IT]]'', Beverly's friend, Kay McCall (a feminist writer) says this about her ex-husband: "Two pumps a tickle and a squirt, that was ole Sammy's motto. The only time he could keep it up for longer than seventy seconds was when he was pulling off in the tub."
== Music ==
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* Swedish rock singer Magnus Uggla's "4 sekunder" ("4 Seconds") is about a guy with this problem.
▲== Live Action TV ==
* The episode of ''[[The West Wing]]'' where Abbey tells Bartlet his health is good enough to have sex again for the first time since he was shot.
{{quote|'''Abbey:''' We'll coordinate our schedules and find a free hour.
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* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'': The episode "Nine to Five" shows Lisa and her boyfriend having (at his insistence) sex for anywhere from one to a whopping two minutes.
== Recorded and Stand Up Comedy ==▼
* One of [[Dave Chappelle]]'s old stand-up jokes was that he was a "speed fucker" and that he had gotten his best time down to a minute twenty.▼
▲== Stand Up Comedy ==
▲* One of Dave Chappelle's old stand-up jokes was that he was a "speed fucker" and that he had gotten his best time down to a minute twenty.
* The joke about [[Superman]] being faster than a speeding bullet.
== Video Games ==
* According to the lore of ''[[Pokémon]]'' games, no human has ever seen two Pokémon mating, even when placed in nurseries, they somehow manage to do so when the supervisors' backs are turned. Nobody has ever seen them giving birth either, the supervisors always check on them to find the parents holding an egg, with no clue as to when or how it happened.
** This is taken [[Up To Eleven]] in ''[[Pokémon Scarlet and Violet]]''. There are no nurseries in these games, instead, breeding is done by having two compatible Pokémon on your team during a picnic - the egg is found in the picnic basket. This means the two Pokémon are able to mate, produce an egg, and place it in the basket ''all under their trainers' nose'' without them noticing. One could even assume it happens during the short amount of time it takes to make a sandwich or give another Pokémon on the team a bath, the only times during a picnic you can't see what all of them are doing.
== Web Comics ==▼
** And also the punchline of [http://xkcd.com/744/ this one].▼
** There's (at least) another ''xkcd'' example: the [[Alt Text]] of the one on the [[The Art of Bra Removal]] page.▼
* ''[[Ménage à 3]]'':
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* Corbin from ''[[Plus EV]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20130130144655/http://plusev.keenspot.com/d/20060918.html can do it twice in five minutes!]▼
* In this ''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]'' [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2619#comic strip] this happens due to God's different conception of time.▼
== Web Original ==
* ''[[Zero Punctuation]]'' - When Yahtzee isn't making fun of everyone else ([[Your Mom]] in particular) or pointing out how not gay he is, he's joking about his atrocious sex life.
== Western Animation ==
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{{quote|'''[[The Flash]]:''' That's right, fastest man alive!
'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Hawkgirl]]:''' No wonder you can't get a date. }}
▲== Web Comics ==
▲* The punchline of [http://xkcd.com/320/ this] ''[[Xkcd]]'' strip.
▲** And also the punchline of [http://xkcd.com/744/ this one].
▲** There's (at least) another ''xkcd'' example: the [[Alt Text]] of the one on the [[The Art of Bra Removal]] page.
▲* ''[[Ménage à 3]]'''s Didi has had several boyfriends but never experienced an orgasm due to this trope. It happens to every guy who has sex with her, because of her supreme beauty.
▲** {{spoiler|And then there's Gary, who lasted whopping 43 seconds on his first time.}}
▲* Corbin from ''[[Plus EV]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20130130144655/http://plusev.keenspot.com/d/20060918.html can do it twice in five minutes!]
▲* In this ''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]'' [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2619#comic strip] this happens due to God's different conception of time.
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