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* /tg/ loves this trope (mainly because elves are common [[Mary Sue]] type).
**''[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Elfslayer_Chronicles Elfslayer Chronicles]''. DM was a fangirl who tried to pass as a campaign "[[Avatar]] with yaoi" so that the party could save elven peaceful tree-hugging [[Mary Suetopia]] from a war with kingdom of barbaric paranoidal humans, who of course are greedy and homophobic, and thus hostile to working class and [[Elfeminate|bishie elves]] respectively - or was it the other way around?.. Strangely, the party split 4:1:1 against Sue Elves. [[Player Character]]s initially worked for the Straw Kingdom, and... Quoth the chronicler - "I [[Off the Rails|ruined]] a yaoi fangirl's fanficgame in the name of [[Realpolitik|political expediency]]." This was right after she was told that [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies|outright DM fiat]] is uncool, so the resulting struggle made this whole exercise actually interesting... and amusing.
{{quote|" Discern Lies exists [in D&D4], but it just gives a massive power bonus to one's Insight to detect untruths. [...] The Dwarf brothers spent their time telling outrageous lies to mess with the person casting Discern Lies. The Bard brother had insane Charisma, high Bluff, and would make up an outrageous story, the Fighter brother had Charisma 9ish (dump stat) and no Bluff, and would confirm it. First giving a positive, then a negative, on the truthfulness of their statements. Sometimes they'd switch off. Also, they wore identical clothing. [[Elves Versus Dwarves|Dwarves just love making Elves suffer]]."}}
** ''[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/50_Copper_and_Ludi'drizz't 50 Copper and Ludi'drizz't]''