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* '''[[Keanu Reeves]]''' in pretty much anything not called ''[[Speed]]'', ''[[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure]]'', ''[[The Matrix]]'' or ''[[A Scanner Darkly]]''.
* '''[[Keanu Reeves]]''' in pretty much anything not called ''[[Speed]]'', ''[[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure]]'', ''[[The Matrix]]'' or ''[[A Scanner Darkly]]''.
** He actually does a pretty good job in ''[[Constantine]]'', as long as you're not familiar with [[Hellblazer|the comics]] (but inaccuracies to the comic are not the man's fault, take that up with the writers).
** He actually does a pretty good job in ''[[Constantine]]'', as long as you're not familiar with [[Hellblazer|the comics]] (but inaccuracies to the comic are not the man's fault, take that up with the writers).
** People are rather divided on whether his involvement in a Hollywood ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' will help or harm it, though it's somewhat hard to tell the difference between hate for Reeves and standard hate for an American movie adaption of an anime.
** People are rather divided on whether his involvement in a Hollywood ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' will help or harm it, though it's somewhat hard to tell the difference between hate for Reeves and standard hate for an American movie adaption of an anime. This became academic when the project stayed in [[Development Hell]] for long enough for [[John Cho]] to get the role instead.
** ''[[Point Break]], [[Bram Stoker's Dracula|Bram Stokers Dracula]], [[The Devil's Advocate]]''...
** ''[[Point Break]], [[Bram Stoker's Dracula|Bram Stokers Dracula]], [[The Devil's Advocate]]''...
*** ''[[Parenthood (film)|Parenthood]]'' was a good film.
*** ''[[Parenthood (film)|Parenthood]]'' was a good film.

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"Sean Connery elevates everything he's in... Except like, you know, that one movie we don't talk about. And Zardoz, I guess."
The Spoony One, The Spoony Experiment (said movie is Highlander II the Quickening)[1]

A subtrope of the "Rule of Cool".

Sean Connery:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Sean Connery
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Sean Connery = 100
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Sean Connery is in the movie then C = BA = 100A, otherwise A=C.

Keanu Reeves:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Keanu Reeves
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Keanu Reeves = -5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Keanu Reeves is in the movie then C = BA = -5A, otherwise A=C.

Nicolas Cage aka The Great Variable:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Nicolas Cage
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Nicolas Cage = + /-5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Nicolas Cage is in the movie then C = BA = + /-5A, otherwise A=C

Examples of the Rule of Sean Connery include:

Connery Factors (YMMV, but only 1% of the time)

Captain Ramius: We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.
Captain Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?


Reeves Factors (Your Mileage May Vary on the following)


Cage Factors (Your Mileage May Vary)


... and let's not forget he who works in any work he's in, namely Chuck Norris.

  1. He SAID we don't talk about it!
  2. who Adam West loathed