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*** Or Quentin Tarantino
*** Or Quentin Tarantino
* '''[[Jean Reno]]'''. He even made parts of [[Godzilla (film)|Godzilla]] bearable.
* '''[[Jean Reno]]'''. He even made parts of [[Godzilla (film)|Godzilla]] bearable.
* '''[[Oliver Reed]]'''. The fact that he is in certain movies is often the most -- or even ''only'' -- notable thing about them.
* '''[[Oliver Reed]]'''. The fact that he is in certain movies is often the most—or even ''only''—notable thing about them.
* '''[[Tom Hanks]]'''. Used in-universe in ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'', during a tourist attraction ad: "Hi, I'm Tom Hanks. The American Government has used up all its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine."
* '''[[Tom Hanks]]'''. Used in-universe in ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'', during a tourist attraction ad: "Hi, I'm Tom Hanks. The American Government has used up all its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine."
* '''[[Angelina Jolie]]'''. Her bad movies would be much worse without her.
* '''[[Angelina Jolie]]'''. Her bad movies would be much worse without her.
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* '''[[Claudia Black]]''': Even if it is [[Dragon Age|just]] [[Uncharted|her]] [[Mass Effect 2|voice]].
* '''[[Claudia Black]]''': Even if it is [[Dragon Age|just]] [[Uncharted|her]] [[Mass Effect 2|voice]].
* '''[[Jennifer Hale]]''': Full stop. Has been called the [[Meryl Streep]] of video games if that's any indication.
* '''[[Jennifer Hale]]''': Full stop. Has been called the [[Meryl Streep]] of video games if that's any indication.
* '''[[Jean Claude Van Damme]]''', who gives some entertainment to even the worst movies. However, many consider his performance as [[Street Fighter (film)|Guile]] to be a massive exception to this rule, indeed -- many think that it's one of the (many, many, many) things wrong with the film.
* '''[[Jean Claude Van Damme]]''', who gives some entertainment to even the worst movies. However, many consider his performance as [[Street Fighter (film)|Guile]] to be a massive exception to this rule, indeed—many think that it's one of the (many, many, many) things wrong with the film.
* '''[[Peter Lorre]]''' was the master of wit, style, and vaguely sinister Eastern European accents. Inspired a song by [[Tom Smith]].
* '''[[Peter Lorre]]''' was the master of wit, style, and vaguely sinister Eastern European accents. Inspired a song by [[Tom Smith]].
* '''[[Vladimir Vysotsky]]''' was this for the Soviet Sinema.
* '''[[Vladimir Vysotsky]]''' was this for the Soviet Sinema.

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"Sean Connery elevates everything he's in... Except like, you know, that one movie we don't talk about. And Zardoz, I guess."
The Spoony One, The Spoony Experiment (said movie is Highlander II the Quickening)[1]

A subtrope of the "Rule of Cool".

Sean Connery:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Sean Connery
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Sean Connery = 100
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Sean Connery is in the movie then C = BA = 100A, otherwise A=C.

Keanu Reeves:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Keanu Reeves
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Keanu Reeves = -5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Keanu Reeves is in the movie then C = BA = -5A, otherwise A=C.

Nicolas Cage aka The Great Variable:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Nicolas Cage
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Nicolas Cage = + /-5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Nicolas Cage is in the movie then C = BA = + /-5A, otherwise A=C

Tropes used in Rule of Sean Connery (Sugar Wiki) include:

Connery Factors (YMMV, but only 1% of the time)

Captain Ramius: We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.
Captain Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?


Reeves Factors (Your Mileage May Vary on the following)


Cage Factors (Your Mileage May Vary)


... and let's not forget he who works in any work he's in, namely Chuck Norris.

  1. He SAID we don't talk about it!
  2. who Adam West loathed