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"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. ''Viola sororia'' and ''Viola odorata'' are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus ''Rosa''.
"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. ''Viola sororia'' and ''Viola odorata'' are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus ''Rosa''.


It has [[Dead Horse Trope|often been parodied]].
It has [[Dead Horse Trope|often been parodied]]. For a selection of such parodies and variants mostly written by tropers, see the [[Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue/Quotes|Quotes page]].
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=== '''Variants:''' ===


{{quote|[http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/96701/96701,1239786422,10/stock-photo-red-violet-flower-with-green-leaf-28530316.jpg Violets are red,]
[http://thebluerosez.webs.com/photos/Awesome-Pics/blue-rose.jpg Roses are blue,]
Horticulture is fun!
Botany, too. }}
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{{examples|Examples of ''Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue'' in media:}}
{{quote|Violets are blue
Roses are red
[[Prepare to Die|You're going to die]]
[[Off with His Head|Off With Your Head]] }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
[[Fist of the North Star|Omae wa mou<br>shindeiru]] }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
My feet are green
It's Valentine's Day
So let's get obscene. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Blah blah blah,
Let's shag. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
[[The Cake Is a Lie]],
And now so are you. }}
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{{quote|Roses are green,
Violets are yellow.
This doesn't rhyme,
And I'm color-blind. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme.
[[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|This one doesn't]]. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
[[I Do Not Own|Me no own<br>So you no sue]]. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
[[Colorful|This show's about panties]]. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue
[http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/3/18/1/enhanced-buzz-15854-1300424464-1.jpg Here, have a troll face.]
NO PUNCHLINE FOR YOU! }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have V.D.
Now you have it too. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
[[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia,<br>Game loses you]] }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sexual hormones
Are why I love you }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Daffodils are yellow
I'd rather have rabies
Than be your fellow }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
[[Mass Effect|Assuming Control]]
This Hurts You. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Carbon is black
I am impressed
[[Gag Boobs|With your giant rack]]. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Corpses are blue
When this poem rhymes,
You'll be one as well. }}
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{{quote|Roses are green
Unicorns are pencil
This poem makes no sense
Toaster. }}
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{{quote|Roses are red, and violets are blue
Nothing I've seen is sweeter than you
Let's plant a seed of love that can bloom
Withstanding all, all the time shining true
Violets are blue, roses are red
And one day all that we know will be dead
So let's plant the seed and let love be true
Till the day roses wither and I'll be without you }}
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{{quote|Roses are red, and violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow, all of this is true
Let's just be happy, no one wants to be blue
'Cause roses are red and violets are blue }}
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{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
At least, that's what they tell me,
Because I am blind.|[[The Far Side|Gary Larson]]}}
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{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
[[Blaz Blue|Wagana wa Hakumen.<br>OSHITEMAIRU!]] }}
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{{quote|[[Super Mario Bros.|Plumbers are red]],
[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Hedgehogs are blue]].
Press "Start" to join
And be my player 2 }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are Blue
[[Lost|4, 8, 15, 16]],
[[Arc Number|23, 42]] }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Chicken shit stinks
And so do you }}
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{{quote|Roses are red
Dead ones are black
[[Pettanko|Why is your chest<br>As flat as your back?]] }}
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{{quote|Violets are blue
Roses are red
I hate you
I wish you were dead. }}
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{{quote|Roses are (sometimes) red,
Violets are (sometimes) blue,
I've got Aspergers,
Have you got it too? }}
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{{quote|Roses are Red
Violets are blue
[[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia,<br>Poem writes YOU!]] }}
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{{quote|Roses are Red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this one }}
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{{quote|Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
Fuck this poem
Let's listen to [[Slayer]] }}
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{{quote|[[Doctor Who|Fezzes are red]]
[[Doctor Who|The TARDIS is blue]]
[[Bow Ties Are Cool]]
And so are you }}
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=== Variants in media: ===

== [[Comic Books]] ==
== [[Comic Books]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red
{{quote|Roses are red
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== [[Fan Fiction]] ==
== [[Fan Fiction]] ==
{{quote|roses r red
{{quote|roses r red
[[Rouge Angles of Satin|violas]] r blu<br />
[[Rouge Angles of Satin|violas]] r blu
[[Bigger Is Better in Bed|iv got a hug fuking dik]]<br />
[[Bigger Is Better in Bed|iv got a hug fuking dik]]
nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u|''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]''}}
nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u|''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]''}}


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{{quote|Roses are red
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
If I'm [[Funny Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]]<br />
If I'm [[Funny Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]]
Then I am too|'''[[Voltaire (band)|Voltaire]]''', "The Chosen"}}
Then I am too|'''[[Voltaire (band)|Voltaire]]''', "The Chosen"}}


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Daisies are yellow
Daisies are yellow
''(she's briefly interrupted)''
''(she's briefly interrupted)''
[[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|I am in]] [[Love Redeems|love with]]<br />
[[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|I am in]] [[Love Redeems|love with]]
[[Lovable Nerd|A nerdy young fellow]].|'''Fuchsia''', ''[[Sinfest]]'' [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3177 2009-05-18: Love Poetry]}}
[[Lovable Nerd|A nerdy young fellow]].|'''Fuchsia''', ''[[Sinfest]]'' [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3177 2009-05-18: Love Poetry]}}


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{{quote|Roses are red
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
[[Weebl and Bob|Badger badger badger]]<br />
[[Weebl and Bob|Badger badger badger]]
[[Memetic Mutation|Badger badger mushroom]]|[http://www.bash.org/?218315 bash.org]}}
[[Memetic Mutation|Badger badger mushroom]]|[http://www.bash.org/?218315 bash.org]}}


{{quote|Roses are red,
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets; they're blue,
Violets; they're blue,
[[Cool Old Guy|Jimmy Stewart is awesome]];<br />
[[Cool Old Guy|Jimmy Stewart is awesome]];
Doo dee doo dee doo.|'''Jimmy Stewart (supposedly)''', ''[[How It Should Have Ended]]: [[It's a Wonderful Life|Its a Wonderful Life]]''}}
Doo dee doo dee doo.|'''Jimmy Stewart (supposedly)''', ''[[How It Should Have Ended]]: [[It's a Wonderful Life|Its a Wonderful Life]]''}}


{{quote|[[UNIX|roses = '#ff0000';]]<br />
{{quote|[[UNIX|roses = '#ff0000';]]
[[UNIX|violets = '#0000ff';]]<br />
[[UNIX|violets = '#0000ff';]]
[[Memetic Mutation|find ~ -name base -exec chown -R you {} \;]]|'''Chaos Computer Club'''}}
[[Memetic Mutation|find ~ -name base -exec chown -R you {} \;]]|'''Chaos Computer Club'''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
Your house is covered<br />
Your house is covered
In piles of excrement|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''', reviewing ''Saint's Row 2''}}
In piles of excrement|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''', reviewing ''Saint's Row 2''}}


{{quote| Roses are {{color|#ff0000|<nowiki>#FF0000</nowiki>}}<br />
{{quote| Roses are {{color|#ff0000|<nowiki>#FF0000</nowiki>}}
Violets are {{color|#0000ff|#0000FF}}<br />
Violets are {{color|#0000ff|#0000FF}}
[[Memetic Mutation|All my base]]<br />
[[Memetic Mutation|All my base]]
[[Zero Wing|Are belong to you]]<br />
[[Zero Wing|Are belong to you]]
[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/724a/ ThinkGeek] }}
[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/724a/ ThinkGeek] }}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
The Crisseagrim's blue<br />
The Crisseagrim's blue
[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|You're a miserable pile of secrets]]<br />
[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|You're a miserable pile of secrets]]
''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|But enough talk, have at you!]]'''|'''[[Image Board|Anonymous]]'''}}
''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|But enough talk, have at you!]]'''|'''[[Image Board|Anonymous]]'''}}


{{quote| Roses are red.<br />
{{quote| Roses are red.
[[Portal (series)|The cake is a lie]].<br />
[[Portal (series)|The cake is a lie]].
[[My Name Is Inigo Montoya|My name is]] [[Evil Dead|Ash, housewares]]. [[More Dakka|*chk chk*]]<br />
[[My Name Is Inigo Montoya|My name is]] [[Evil Dead|Ash, housewares]]. [[More Dakka|*chk chk*]]
[[Prepare to Die]]!<br />
[[Prepare to Die]]!
[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/#25327044\] }}
[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/#25327044\] }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote| Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
[[Erotic Eating|I must eat yoghurt]]<br />
[[Erotic Eating|I must eat yoghurt]]
[[Erotic Eating|Off of you]].<br />
[[Erotic Eating|Off of you]].
''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 Dance of the Manwhore]'' }}
''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 Dance of the Manwhore]'' }}


{{quote| Roses are scarlet,<br />
{{quote| Roses are scarlet,
Violets are purple,<br />
Violets are purple,
My love for you is...<br />
My love for you is...
is...<br />
is...
Goddammit.<br />
Goddammit.
''[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/famous-love-poem-drafts/ I-Mockery.com]'' }}
''[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/famous-love-poem-drafts/ I-Mockery.com]'' }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote| Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
I am [[Paini's Cupcake]],<br />
I am [[Paini's Cupcake]],
[[I'm a Humanitarian|I will eat you]].<br />
[[I'm a Humanitarian|I will eat you]].
''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}
''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote| Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
[[Fist of the North Star|Omae wa mou]],<br />
[[Fist of the North Star|Omae wa mou]],
[[You Are Already Dead|Shindeiru]].<br />
[[You Are Already Dead|Shindeiru]].
''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}
''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote| Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
People are idiots,<br />
People are idiots,
The end.<br />
The end.
''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?|WTFIWWY Ep. 28]]'' }}
''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?|WTFIWWY Ep. 28]]'' }}


== [[Western Animation]] ==
== [[Western Animation]] ==
{{quote|"Roses are red, violets are blue."<br />
{{quote|"Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.<br />
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses ''are'' red, and apples are too,<br />
Roses ''are'' red, and apples are too,
But violets are ''violet''. Violets aren't blue.<br />
But violets are ''violet''. Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green<br />
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean?<br />
And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.<br />
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But ah, what the heck: it's ''hard'' to rhyme "violet".|'''Dot Warner''', ''[[Animaniacs]]''}}
But ah, what the heck: it's ''hard'' to rhyme "violet".|'''Dot Warner''', ''[[Animaniacs]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red, violets are blue,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red, violets are blue,
If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.|'''Roy Rooster''', ''[[Garfield and Friends]]''}}
If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.|'''Roy Rooster''', ''[[Garfield and Friends]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are blue<br />
{{quote|Roses are blue
Violets are red<br />
Violets are red
I have to go to the bathroom|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}
I have to go to the bathroom|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,<br />
Sugar is sweet,
''[belches]'' THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!|'''Heffer Wolfe''', ''[[Rocko's Modern Life]]''}}
''[belches]'' THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!|'''Heffer Wolfe''', ''[[Rocko's Modern Life]]''}}


{{quote|The movies are gray<br />
{{quote|The movies are gray
The TV is black<br />
The TV is black
The horses are running<br />
The horses are running
Please bring me some food|'''Heinz Doofenshmirtz''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}
Please bring me some food|'''Heinz Doofenshmirtz''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}


{{quote|Roses R Red<br />
{{quote|Roses R Red
Roses R Blue<br />
Roses R Blue
It's time for Poet's Corner!|'''Intro to the poetry segment of''' ''[[Cartoon Planet]]''}}
It's time for Poet's Corner!|'''Intro to the poetry segment of''' ''[[Cartoon Planet]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue
If skunks had a college,<br />
If skunks had a college,
[[Incredibly Lame Pun|They'd call it P.U.]]|[[Looney Tunes]], "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)}}
[[Incredibly Lame Pun|They'd call it P.U.]]|[[Looney Tunes]], "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are pink,<br />
Violets are pink,
Flowers smell good,<br />
Flowers smell good,
But you sure sCENSORED!|Telegram delivered by [[Bugs Bunny]], "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)}}
But you sure sCENSORED!|Telegram delivered by [[Bugs Bunny]], "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Posies are green,<br />
Posies are green,
Sorry about [[Noodle Incident|Denmark]],<br />
Sorry about [[Noodle Incident|Denmark]],
I was too mean.|'''Hans''', ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]''}}
I was too mean.|'''Hans''', ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
But Morton is blue.<br />
But Morton is blue.
Boo hoo hoo hoo<br />
Boo hoo hoo hoo
''(face into typewriter)''|'''Mr. Morton''', ''[[Schoolhouse Rock]]''}}
''(face into typewriter)''|'''Mr. Morton''', ''[[Schoolhouse Rock]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
violets are blue,<br />
violets are blue,
turtles are geeks,<br />
turtles are geeks,
and so are you|'''The Populars''', ''[[Ka Blam!]]''}}
and so are you|'''The Populars''', ''[[Ka Blam!]]''}}


{{quote|Robotnik is rotten,<br />
{{quote|Robotnik is rotten,
Alfalfa is sneezy;<br />
Alfalfa is sneezy;
The minute I met her,<br />
The minute I met her,
I loved my Breezie.|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}}
I loved my Breezie.|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
violets are blue...<br />
violets are blue...
Once these<ref> referring to the Ghost Writer's Quantum Keyboard</ref> fry, I'm guessing<br />
Once these<ref> referring to the Ghost Writer's Quantum Keyboard</ref> fry, I'm guessing
this lame poem is... ''[destroys the keyboard, only to find that {{spoiler|the poem spell is still working}}]'' through?!<br />
this lame poem is... ''[destroys the keyboard, only to find that {{spoiler|the poem spell is still working}}]'' through?!
''[cue [[Big No]]]''|'''[[Danny Phantom]]'''}}
''[cue [[Big No]]]''|'''[[Danny Phantom]]'''}}



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Revision as of 12:13, 25 November 2014

Some variations are pulled off better than others.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you.

This is the stereotypical poem. Its origins are unknown, but may, according to Wikipedia, be traced to these lines from Sir Edmund Spenser's The Faerie Queene:

It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did display,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew.

"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. Viola sororia and Viola odorata are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus Rosa.

It has often been parodied. For a selection of such parodies and variants mostly written by tropers, see the Quotes page.


Examples of Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue in media:

Comic Books

Roses are red
Lemons do pucker
Prisoners escape

When the guard is a sucker!
The Adventures of Captain Jack

Fan Fiction

roses r red
violas r blu
iv got a hug fuking dik

nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u

Film

Roses are red,
violets are blue ...
I'm about to fuck up.

So what else is new?
Colin, Greenfingers

Cirrhosis are red,
So violets are blue,
So sugar is sweet,

So so are you.

Roses are red,
violets are blue

Fuck you, whore

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They'll need dental records

To identify you.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,

and so am I.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
One is dead,

And so are you!

Literature

Roses are red
And ready for plucking;
You are sixteen

And ready for high school.

Raseuse arrête, valet de Tsar bat loups

Joues gare et suite, un sot voyou.
Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames[1]

Roses are red,
Corpses are blue,
On Valentine's day

You'll die too!
R. L. Stine, "Broken Hearts"

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Angels in heaven know I love you

Magazines

Roses are red
The hoisery's nude
This dress is heinous

Your stylist should be sued
Bullseye, Entertainment Weekly, Issue #1197

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We make our bread

On clods like you!
Mad Magazine, "A Valentine to all our readers", #133

Music

Roses are red, yes, and violets are blue.
I looked for both, but they never grew.
Roses are red, yes, and that stands for lust --

The other's for innocence; for that, I'm not fussed.
Zoe's Adventures Under Ground, "River Rise Over"

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,

And so's maple surple.
Roger Miller, "Dang Me"

Roses are red, violets are blue
And time is beginning to crawl
I just might have to come see you

Where teardrops fall
Bob Dylan (no, really), "Where Teardrops Fall"

Roses are red, my love.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet, my love.
But not as sweet as you.
Then I went far away and you found someone new.
I read your letter dear, and I wrote back to you:
"Roses are red, my love.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet, my love.

Good luck, may God bless you."
Bobby Vinton, "Roses Are Red (My Love)"

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Honey is sweet

But not as sweet as you
Aqua, "Roses Are Red" (Different song, same title.)

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow

The flowers are dead.
Lil Wayne, "I Feel Like Dying"

The rose is red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar's sweet;

Sweetie, so are you!
George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin & Gus Kahn, "So Are You"

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Until I met Psalty

I was blue, too.
—Psaltina, Kids Praise 3: Funtastic Family!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I'm schizophrenic

Then I am too
Voltaire, "The Chosen"

Newspaper Comics

Roses are red,
A deep crimson hue,
When you got in trouble,
You sure were too! Ha ha! [2]

And:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tulips are what we'll be kissing,

Woo-woo!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I know where you live

And your family too.

Blue is the violet,
Red is the rose;
You're still a big jerk,

And your poetry blows!
Zits

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If something smells bad
it's gotta be you.

Roses are red
Emeralds are green
You must weigh more
Than a washing machine.

Roses are red,
tomatoes are too
If I had one now
I'd throw it at you.

Roses are red
Like a big fiery comet
Your face would make even
Quasimodo vomit.

Roses are red
Daffodils gold
You might look better
If you scraped off that mold.

Roses are red
Looming huge to the ant;
I wish you would drown

In a waste treatment plant

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Take care of that sciata

Down by your (wazoo) [4]

Television

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas

We'd all be Jewish

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet

I'm gonna break your face
The Champ, Police Squad!!

Violets are blue
Roses are red
My sons were right

Go soak your head

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fudge is sweet

Here's some fudge.
Bob Pinciotti, That '70s Show

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Have sex in the Corps

And I'll break your neck
Deacon Jones, G Vs E

Roses are red
Violets are fickle
When I'm done with you

All you'll have left is this nickel
Maris Crane, Frasier

Video Games

Roses are gray
Violets are gray

I'm dead and color-blind.
Forsaken male /silly emote, World of Warcraft

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm gonna kill you

Doodley-doo
Gargarensis, Age of Mythology

Violets are blue
Roses are red
We're coming aboard

Prepare to eat lead
—A book of pirate poems, Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge

Roses are red
Zombies are blue
But my face is white[5]

So you know I'm true

Roses are red
Violets are blue

You suck
—Graffiti written below an over-the-top poem in Left 4 Dead

Web Comics

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're really hot,
Let's fuck.

Roses be red,
Violence be bloody,
Littleton kid went
Killing with his buddy.
Una-bomber! Oklahoma!
Fire down ho!
Sharks in da gene pool,
North of Kosovo!
Everyone's packing,
So I'll pack my nickel bag,
Gonna get my peace on and offer yas a drag.


Roses are red,
Violets are violet.
Here's the Zorgon spies,

Yo momma's a harlot.
Lodoze (parody of Lobo), Sluggy Freelance (22 June 2001)

Roses are red
I give them to mom
She makes me cookies
Nommy nom noms

You need a poem? Fine!
Roses are red
Green is the grass
I'm sorry I hurt you
I'm a horse's ass.

If you need a haiku, just remember "peace-shattering moron" is six syllables.
Fred Macintire (advising Lisa), Something Positive

Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
(she's briefly interrupted)
I am in love with
A nerdy young fellow.

Web Original

Roses are red
Violets are blue
One day we'll cruise

Down Blood Gulch Avenue
—First verse of the Red vs. Blue theme

Roses are red
Violets are blue

I'll fuck you with a rake

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Badger badger badger

Badger badger mushroom

Roses are red,
Violets; they're blue,
Jimmy Stewart is awesome;

Doo dee doo dee doo.
Jimmy Stewart (supposedly), How It Should Have Ended: Its a Wonderful Life

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your house is covered

In piles of excrement
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, reviewing Saint's Row 2

 Roses are #FF0000
Violets are

  1. 0000FF

All my base
Are belong to you
ThinkGeek

 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I must eat yoghurt
Off of you.
Dance of the Manwhore

 Roses are scarlet,
Violets are purple,
My love for you is...
is...
Goddammit.
I-Mockery.com

 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am Paini's Cupcake,
I will eat you.
YouTube comments

 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Omae wa mou,
Shindeiru.
YouTube comments

 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
People are idiots,
The end.
WTFIWWY Ep. 28

Western Animation

"Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.

But ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet".
Dot Warner, Animaniacs

Roses are red, violets are blue,

If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.
Roy Rooster, Garfield and Friends

Roses are blue
Violets are red

I have to go to the bathroom
Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,

[belches] THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!
Heffer Wolfe, Rocko's Modern Life

The movies are gray
The TV is black
The horses are running

Please bring me some food
Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb

Roses R Red
Roses R Blue

It's time for Poet's Corner!
Intro to the poetry segment of Cartoon Planet

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If skunks had a college,

They'd call it P.U.
Looney Tunes, "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)

Roses are red,
Violets are pink,
Flowers smell good,

But you sure sCENSORED!
—Telegram delivered by Bugs Bunny, "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)

Roses are red,
Posies are green,
Sorry about Denmark,

I was too mean.

Roses are red,
But Morton is blue.
Boo hoo hoo hoo

(face into typewriter)
Mr. Morton, Schoolhouse Rock

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
turtles are geeks,

and so are you
The Populars, Ka Blam!

Robotnik is rotten,
Alfalfa is sneezy;
The minute I met her,

I loved my Breezie.
Sonic the Hedgehog, in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Roses are red,
violets are blue...
Once these[6] fry, I'm guessing
this lame poem is... [destroys the keyboard, only to find that the poem spell is still working] through?!

[cue Big No]


  1. The editor, Luis d'Antin van Rooten, explains this as "a description of an incident at the Russian Imperial court", but the French text is better pronounced than translated.
  2. Calvin sends Susie this note to taunt her after she gets in trouble for talking in class, provoking her into writing another note and getting in trouble again
  3. Jason's Valentines to Paige accidentally get switched with Roger's to Andy. Hilarity Ensues
  4. The author is looking for a word that rhymes but is less "trite"
  5. Or, in the Updated Rerelease, "But I don't want brains"
  6. referring to the Ghost Writer's Quantum Keyboard