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Begins here article of Pygmy written transgressional fiction novelist, self-labeled romantic writer Chuck Palahniuk. For official record, novel publishing dated year 2009. Contain series of accounts agent number 67, operative Pygmy, young terrorist operative embedded among corrupt middle-class American family. Top priority mission Operation Havoc to destroy decadent American citizenry on behalf freedom native glorious workers' paradise homeland.

Is cover of novel book here.

"Quote fascist tyrant, lunatic emperor Adolf Hitler, He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.'"

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Contain Pygmy example of:

• Anachronic Order
• Arc Words
  • Recite elements periodic table, Niobium… nitrogen… nobelium… osmium…
  • Frequent quote profound genius, gentle politic father, or appealing leader, of example, Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Mao Zedong
• Axes At School
• Brother-Sister Incest/Not Blood Siblings: Operative Pygmy desire reproductive facilities with cat sister.
• Calling Your Attacks
  • Striking Cobra Quick Kill maneuver: Collapse target windpipe. Render instant quick dead.
  • Flying Eagle maneuver: Simple two pointed elbows to target's chest, one-two, kam-pow and three days target vomiting both lungs inside out with massive blood, dead. Fast as easy, young child able do.
  • Flying Giant Stork Death Kick: Feet hitting target, pow-pow, collapse inside of target zygomatic arch, driving bone back direct to spear brain, jab-boom, render instant dead.
• Clear Their Name
• Commie Nazis: Glorious home country, ideological heroes, include of example, Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Leon Trotsky, Evita Peron.
• Cyanide Pill: All agent back molar encasing hollow filled deadly cyanide.
• Eagle Land: America is demon spawn full empire of capitalistic evil of Type 2.
• Epistolary Novel
• Going Native: By novel conclusion, operative Pygmy abort mission. Renounce native state. Begin life as American.
  • Also implied operative Magda.
• High School Dance
• Historical Hero Upgrade: In glorious homeland of operative Pygmy many famous politic leader such as Benito Mussolini, Mao Tse-Tung, etc. viewed as tyrant criminal by wicked United State society. Use as recurrent humor.
• Innocent Inaccurate: Native homeland indoctrination cause operative Narrator not understand American culture. Source much humor in operative narrative.
  • For official example, ritual label as "dodge of balls".
• Intentional Engrish for Funny: Could be operative narrative present as intercepted dispatches translated into poor English. Such misfortune.
• It's Personal: Parents of operative Pygmy murdered by coward American bomb glorious capital.
• Instant Fanclub: Operative Pygmy stop slaughter vengeance at educational facility by Trevor Stonefield. Become hero of media and native teenagers. Females desire to take seed of operative.
• Law of Inverse Fertility: Part of mission namely create new operatives with moronic brainwashed victims of American education system. Operatives however not taught about "contraceptives" example condoms and morning after pills, hindering plan.
• Model United Nations
• New Transfer Student: All operatives.
• Pedophile Priest: Worship leader Reverend Tony.
• Rape and Switch: Turgid weapon of Operative Pygmy perform violent anal sodomy on clear-yellow hair bully, Trevor bitch anus.
• Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Zoom-grab, wham-pow, swish-bang, squirt-squirt.
• Science Fair
• Self-Demonstrating Article
• Spurned Into Suicide: Trevor Stonefield.
• Squick
• Teen Superspy
• Thanatos Gambit
• Took a Level In Badass: By battle final at novel conclusion, host pig dog brother able fight many operatives with combat technique learned of Pygmy.
• Weapons Kitchen Sink: Glorious home country possess advance military tool from source many countries.
• Wild Teen Party
• X Meets Y: Chronicles of this agent have been described as of a meetings of The Invader Zim and The Grand Theft of Autos.