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{{quote|''"Senator, I served with [[John F. Kennedy|Jack Kennedy]], I knew Jack Kennedy, Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."''|'''Lloyd Bentsen''' to '''[[Dan Quayle]]''', 1988 US Vice-Presidential debate.}}
|'''Lloyd Bentsen''' to '''[[Dan Quayle]]''', 1988 US Vice-Presidential debate.}}
 
Basically, the trope is (in the first instance) about attitudes commonly felt/displayed e.g. by vampires and related monsters, and those who actually know them (including their enemies) towards [[Vampire Wannabe|Vampire Wannabes]]s, [[Big Bad|Big Bads]]s towards aspiring big bads (perhaps especially the [[Big Bad Wannabe]]), real heroes towards [[Heroic Wannabe|Heroic Wannabes]]s - you get the drift. Also has a number of [[Real Life]] and less fantastic counterparts, not least because of the (minor) distinctions differentiating those who would admit (if reluctantly) that yes, [[We ARE Struggling Together!]].
 
The contempt can vary from amused to outraged, and express itself in anything from shrugging and snarking through [[Irritation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery|more serious annoyance]] to termination with extreme prejudice. It is not, however, incompatible with using the wannabe as [[The Renfield]], or treating a group of wannabes as "useful idiots", minions, or [[Cannon Fodder]].
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Accordingly, the trope divides along two main paths depending on whether...
 
# The disser ''is'' or has a reasonable case for [[Because I'm Jonesy|being "The Real Deal"]], whether or not the Real Deal has a case for being worthy of respect in their own right, e.g. even if you think that Vampires are kind of silly, [[Vampire Wannabe|Vampire Wannabes]]s are worse.
# The disser actually has a reasonable case (or not) for being acquainted with the Real Deal, and (whether or not in favour of it generally) has a case (or at least think they do) for knowing the fake from the real in the relevant domain, cf. [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy]]'s disdain for [[Interview with the Vampire|Lestat]] wannabes.
 
For example, it's the difference between A) a real Vampire dissing a [[Vampire Wannabe]] and B) Lloyd Bentsen dissing Dan Quayle for not being [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]]. (And that, for the record, is before we get into the genuine desirability of being either a Vampire or JFK, obviously)
 
Not uncommon (where self-aware) in those on the receiving end of in-universe [[Fan Dumb]] and [[Misaimed Fandom]], let alone in-universe versions of [[Draco in Leather Pants]] delusions. Also not uncommon, conversely, by despisers of both, whether for or against the relevant misapprehensions.
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Please keep [[Real Life]] examples light on [[Flame Bait]].
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== Anime and Manga ==
 
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** Another example: Morpheus's response to {{spoiler|the ghost of}} Hector Hall calling himself "The Sandman" is - in stark contrast to his usual behavior - laughing his head off.
* Vampires Dave and Jerome in ''Life Sucks'' are really just regular guys who happen to subsist on blood and be burned by sunlight, but even they manage some contempt for people like Rosa's ex-boyfriend, a melodramatic Goth who goes around in a black cape. And when Rosa, not knowing Dave is a vampire, wishes ''she'' were one, he shows some exasperation at her fantasy of what life as a vampire would be like.
* ''[[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac]]'' takes the "extermination with extreme prejudice" route when Jimmy the wannabe homicidal maniac shows up at his door, raving about his "work." This is a [[Take That|reminder]] to the [[Misaimed Fandom|reading audience]] that ours is a [[Villain Protagonist]].
* In one issue of ''[[Green Lantern]] Corps'', Kyle Rayner confronts Sinestro, who tells him something along the lines of "I want the real Green Lantern". Rayner responds, "A few years ago, that would have stung, but not any more. You want the REAL Green Lantern? You're looking at him."
* The climax of ''[[The Flash]]'' storyline "The Return of Barry Allen."
{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Professor Zoom}}''': [[Villainous Breakdown|You can't do this to me! Not to me... I'm... I'm Barry Allen...]]<br />
'''Wally West''': Is that so? Mister, I ''knew'' Barry Allen, and believe me... ''you're no Barry Allen!'' }}
 
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== Film ==
 
* ''[[Blade]]'': [[Big Bad]] Deacon Frost is dissed as a [[Vampire Wannabe]] by the elder vampires despite actually being one. As probably the only person on this page who [[Shut UP, Hannibal|didn't wilt under the repeated]] [[Pretender Diss]], he proceeds to torture the head vampire to death and sacrifice the rest for his evil scheme. That'll show 'em.
** Bonus points for said evil scheme being to transform himself into the vampire ''[[God of Evil|god]]''. Especially since said scheme worked (mostly).
* ''[[Dark Knight]]'': Batman scolds the band of vigilantes.
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* In the wretched 80s rock/horror flick ''Trick Or Treat'', the protagonist verbally provokes the Satanic rocker's ghost to lure him into a trap. He finally succeeds in getting the reaction he wants by calling the ghost a fucking wimp poser.
* In the original ''[[Fright Night]]'', vampire Jerry Dandridge shakes Peter Vincent's hand, telling him that he's seen all of his old vampire-hunter films and found them [[Stealth Insult|very amusing]]. He and [[The Renfield|Billy]] later poke fun at Peter's show dialogue.
 
 
== Literature ==
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* In the ''[[Codex Alera]]'', Aldrick ex Gladius, regarded as one of the greatest swordsmen living, is legendary partly because of his famed duel with Araris Valerian. At multiple points throughout the series he crosses swords with other famed warriors, calmly informing each of them "The only man who has ever matched me in battle was Araris Valerian himself, and you aren't Araris." {{spoiler|When it turns out that [[Because I'm Jonesy|one of them actually]] ''[[Because I'm Jonesy|is]]'' [[Because I'm Jonesy|Araris]], Aldrick [[Villainous Breakdown|practically collapses]].}}
* The first line in ''[[X Wing Series|Rogue Squadron]]'' is Wedge Antilles knocking an overconfident rookie pilot down several pegs with "You're good, Corran, but you're no [[Star Wars|Luke Skywalker]]." When the squadron is officially formed Wedge makes sure to remind the next generation of pilots that they'll never be considered as good as those who fought and died before their time. Corran's mental response is "I can dream, can't I?"
* In the [[Bernard Cornwell]] novel "Scoundrel" a group of [[The Troubles|Provisional IRA members]] have great contempt for their Irish-American supporters who think that simply giving money to The Cause entitles them to think of themselves as 'freedom fighters'. The IRA men like to invite these posers to visit Ireland and then have them beaten and robbed by [[False-Flag Operation|other IRA members posing as Protestants or British police]].
 
 
== Live Action TV ==
 
* A recurring issue between vamps, the Slayer, the Scoobies and [[Vampire Wannabe|Vampire Wannabes]]s in ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''.
** A specific example in ''[[Buffy]]'' occurs in the episode "Lie to Me." Angel is investigating a club full of [[Vampire Wannabe|vampire wannabes]], bemoaning the fact that these teenagers don't know anything about vampires, from the way they act to the way they dress. Cue a wannabe brushing past him wearing exactly the same clothes as Angel.
** People who like to be fed on, including Buffy's long term boyfriend Riley.
*** And Willow dismisses most of the neo-pagans at her college (except Tara) as a "bunch of wannablessedbes".
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'''random Vampire:''' Me and mine don't follow rules. We're rebels!
'''Spike:''' No, I'm a rebel. You're an idiot. }}
* ''[[Being Human (UK)|Being Human]]'': Mitchell responds to a wannabe-vamp girl who wants to be fed on by sending her away and later feeding her to a friend.
* ''[[True Blood]]'' - A Redneck Vamp threatens a frat boy and a wannabe-vamp clerk. "I'll fuck you, and then I'll eat you."
* The monster hunters of ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'' dislike wannabe-hunters, since they tend to derive their knowledge of monsters from popular fiction - which can get them and others killed. When Dean meets Samuel, Samuel tests him with a question about vampires that [[Our Vampires Are Different|a wannabe would fail]].
** Sam and Dean are also very derisive of [[Vampire Wannabe|Vampire Wannabes]]s and vampire fandom in general. ''Supernatural'''s vampires are brutal killers who will use their fans for food without second thought.
** [[The Grim Reaper|Death]] himself delivers one to a power-tripping {{spoiler|Castiel}} in the season seven premiere. "I know God, and you, sir, are no God."
* The bikers of ''[[Sons of Anarchy]]'' do not like posers. However, they usually skip the dissing and go right to severe beating, especially if they feel the poser is disrespecting their colors or their motorcycle.
 
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== Tabletop Games ==
 
* ''[[Call of Cthulhu (tabletop game)]]'' supplement ''The Cthulhu Companion'', adventure "The Rescue". A werewolf despises two insane men who want to be werewolves like him. He has told them that the power of transformation lies within everyone and only the oppression of society and the lies of religion prevent people from using it. He has them perform ludicrous and humiliating "meditative rites" that he says will open their eyes to the truth (they're actually useless). He will kill either of them if they ever pose a threat to him.
* ''[[Shadowrun]]'' has the Elf Poser and Ork Poser disadvantages. Humans look on "posers" (normal humans who alter their bodies to look like elves or orks) as either pathetic or (for extremists) race-traitors; actual elves consider posers irritating and a little insulting. (Orks, by contrast, often avert the trope and embrace any poser who's orky enough.)
* ''[[Warhammer 4000040,000]]'' has [[Interservice Rivalry|the rivalry]] between the Imperial Guard and various worlds' Planetary Defense Forces, similar to the Army/National Guard divide mentioned below. When the ''[[Redshirt Army]]'' looks down on you, you know you're bad.
* The gaming-humor document "The Munchkin File", about the [[Player Archetypes|four types of RPG player]], repeatedly Lampshades alleged poser-like attitudes on the part of Munchkins ("I'm a Real Roleplayer too!").
 
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** Probably justified, since smithing in real life is highly skilled labor and if you don't know what you're doing, you're probably going to screw over the poor sap using that sword.
*** Especially Japanese smithing, which refines the metal as the blade's being shaped due to the low quality ore in that country.
* OG Loc from ''[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]'', a black kid who tries so hard to be gangsta it hurts to watch. His rapping is just as bad.
* {{spoiler|The Reapers}} of ''[[Mass Effect]]'' despise the AI geth who [[Machine Worship|see them as their Gods]] - in fact, they find the worship (and the idea that the geth could ever be like them) ''insulting''.
** Also, Renegade Shepard's dealings with [[Heroic Wannabe|Conrad Verner]]. Even Paragon Shepard, to some extent, although (s)he at least tries let him down gently in telling him he doesn't have what it takes.
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* [[Kate Beaton]] on ''[[Hark! A Vagrant|Hark a Vagrant]]'' presents: [http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=228 hipsters ruining everything]. Even as she mocks those who complain that hipsters ruin everything.
* The ''[[The Order of the Stick]]'' prequel book ''Start of Darkness'' has one as a Hannibal Lecture from [[Complete Monster|Xykon]] to [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|Redcloak]]: Xykon mocks Redcloak for being "whiny, 'evil, but for a good cause'" rather than "capital-E Evil" and explains to him that he'll never be as effective a villain as Xykon because he, unlike Xykon, has lines he won't cross.
* ''[[Blip]]'' got three friends, a witch, a vampire and a cyborg. So they had a "[https://web.archive.org/web/20130405072259/http://www.blipcomic.com/252/ Movie Marathon]" of things they "love" most: ''[[Harry Potter]] and the Order of the Phoenix'', ''[[Twilight]]'', and ''[[Terminator Salvation]]''.
* ''[[What's New with Phil and Dixie]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20150428205718/http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20080120 warns]: ghosts "do ''not'' appreciate reruns of ''[[Casper the Friendly Ghost]]''".
 
== Web Original ==
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== Real Life ==
 
* One of the most famous examples: [[wikipedia:Senator, youchr(27)you're no Jack Kennedy|"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."]]
** Curiously, Bentsen was in private business during Kennedy's political career and never was a friend of John Kennedy, as annoyed Kennedy people pointed out. Rather like Reagan's "I payedpaid for this microphone", which is usually assumed to be literally true but was actually a quote from the 30s film "Meet John Doe".
*** They did serve together in the House of Representatives. Bentsen was there from 1948-1955, and Kennedy was there from 1947-1953. How well they actually knew each other being from different states is anyone's guess.
** One cartoon paraphrased the quote, in reference to [[Sarah Palin]]: "Governor, you're no Dan Quayle."
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* The standard phrase for any "serious actor" who hasn't got talent - or, at least, nearly as much talent as they think they do? "X, you're no [[Meryl Streep]]."
* People who read pre-Twilight era vampire books feel this towards [[Twilight]] and it's [[Follow the Leader]] style books. Of course, some of them can get just as vehement about what vampires are and are not ("scary!" "romantic!" "nocturnal only!" "sparkles during the day!" etc.) that they're almost as bad.
* Common complaints among EMT personnel are aimed at well-meaning but clueless good Samaritans who engage in [[Worst Aid|Hollywood-style healing]] and end up making the situation worse for the afflicted person.
* People officially diagnosed with [[Useful Notes/Aspergers Syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]] tend to view the ever-increasing multitude of self-diagnosed cases as posers. Or "jackasses making up excuses".
* Those who consider Renaissance faires or [[Society for Creative Anachronism|SCA]] events [[Serious Business]] sometimes react this way to others who show up wearing a costume-shop tunic over jeans and sneakers. Such events often have to provide explicit declarations about whether or not "garb" needs to be period-appropriate to avert [["Stop Having Fun!" Guys|conflict between the two]].
** Same for historical-reenactment buffs.
* Legitimate hippies against poser-hippies who just want to get high and get laid. Of course, considering this latter group is what the general public thinks of when they think of hippies, this may be a valid complaint.
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** This belief also extends to other cultures where natives or purists feel "If you're not 100% X and/or aren't from X, then you're not a true X."
** It could also extend to any who play up a national heritage during an appropriate holiday and go back to ignoring it for the rest of the year.
* After [[The Great Politics Mess-Up]] lots of people "suddenly saw the light!" or "always felt that way, honest!" all over ex-USSR. TheyThose vocal about it tend to be seen as weasels by everyone else, but no one despises them deeper than the ''real'' dissidents, especially a few exiled from USSR.<ref> even despite the general trend to not let anyone out, no matter what -- almost [[Beyond the Impossible]]</ref>. These invented several new vitriolic terms like "almost -shot ones". Much the same happened after [[Joseph Stalin]] was denounced by his boar-like successor's [[New Era Speech]]: those who were seriously against him while he was alive tend to call the crowd loudly striken by "revelations" names such as "jackals baying on the dead's tiger grave" -- remembering that the tiger was a man-eater, but the same jackals weren't too picky about leftovers.
** Much the same happened after [[Joseph Stalin]] was denounced by his boar-like successor's [[New Era Speech]]: those who were seriously against him back when he was alive tend to call the crowd loudly stricken by "revelations" names such as "jackals baying on the dead's tiger grave"— remembering that the tiger was a man-eater, but these same jackals weren't too picky about leftovers.
* At the 2017 Golden Globes, [[Meryl Streep]] dissed President-Elect [[Donald Trump]] for his "effective performance":
{{quote|“There was one performance this year that stunned me. It sank its hooks in my heart, not because it was good, it was — there’s nothing good about it. But it was effective and it did its job. It made its intended audience laugh and show their teeth.}}
** This had the predictable response from Trump, tweeting that the greatest actress of our generation is "overrated".
 
 
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