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* In the indie comic ''Cool Jerk and HomoGal'', Cool Jerk tries taglines with mixed results. For example, during a bank robbery: "Who are ''you''?" "The substantial penalty for early withdrawal."

* Although the fight between [[Wolverine]] and [[Deadpool]] in ''Wolverine Origins'' has quite a few, there's also a notable aversion when Deadpool notes that the fight is on "for real" and is dead serious when Wolverine starts ditching the one liners and is kicking ass without them.

* Tacitly part of [[~~Robin (Comic Book)|~~Robin]]'s job, to the point that when a recently returned from the dead Jason Todd (ex-Robin II) and the [[Fallen Hero|Batman]] of an [[Utopia Justifies the Means|alternate universe]] team up in a fight, the following happens:

* Tacitly part of [[Robin]]'s job, to the point that when a recently returned from the dead Jason Todd (ex-Robin II) and the [[Fallen Hero|Batman]] of an [[Utopia Justifies the Means|alternate universe]] team up in a fight, the following happens:

{{quote| '''Batman:''' You used to crack jokes at times like these.<br />

'''Jason:''' Sorry, Batman... Now I just crack heads!<br />

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* [[The Authority|Midnighter]] does this a lot. Usually combined with a [[To the Pain|long-winded]] [[Badass Boast]].

* ''[[Fantastic Four (Comic Book)|Fantastic Four]]'': "It's clobberin' time!"

* ''[[~~Incredible Hulk (Comic Book)|~~Incredible Hulk]]'': "You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."

* ''[[Incredible Hulk]]'': "You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."

** [[Hulk Speak]] [[Unstoppable Rage|SMASH]]!

* [[Discussed Trope]] in ''[[~~Empowered (Comic Book)|~~Empowered]]''. Thugboy thinks it's overrated, and Ninjette can't help—as she points out, this trope doesn't fit with [[Ninja]] stealthiness.

* [[Discussed Trope]] in ''[[Empowered]]''. Thugboy thinks it's overrated, and Ninjette can't help—as she points out, this trope doesn't fit with [[Ninja]] stealthiness.

* Jesse from ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)]]'' gets a good one before [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|going nuclear]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|on a group of murderous fanatics]]:

{{quote| I owe you pissant white trash cocksucking sons of bitches all the hurt in the fuckin' world. So who wants to get his ass kicked first?}}

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'''Optimus''': {{spoiler|Time to find out.}} }}

* ''[[Die Hard]]'': "Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker."

* [[Serenity|"My]] [[V for Vendetta|tu]][[Iron Man ~~(Comic Book)~~|rn."]]

* [[Serenity|"My]] [[V for Vendetta|tu]][[Iron Man|rn."]]

* ''[[Mad Max]]'': "Two men enter! One man leaves!"

* [[Tropic Thunder|"Here's my motherfuckin' farm"]]