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The answer lies deep in some obscure regulatory concepts, a few silly rules imposed by the Bell System, combined with an odd bit of [[Cold War]] surplus.
 
The first toll-free calling system, InWATS, was introduced by the Bell System in 1966-67. By modern standards, its capabilities were primitive. There was no itemised list of what calls arrived or from where; instead, freephone subscribers paid for special flat-rate trunks which would accept unmetered calls from a wide area - ranging from "Band 1" (adjacent US states) to "Band 6" (which reached clear across the country, but cost a fortune). Interstate tariffs were regulated by the US [[Media Watchdog|Federal Communications Commission]], while intrastate rates were controlled by often-lax state regulators (and sometimes cost more). That required they terminate on a different toll-free number. Among the factors behind selecting one hard-wired location for a national call centre:
 
Under the old system, all calls to the same toll-free number had to terminate at the same physical location. Each +1-800-NNX prefix was hard-wired to one specific geographic area code, severely limiting any opportunity to request vanity telephone numbers. A subscriber couldn't move to some other area code (or even to another phone company) without losing their hard-wired number. National chains building computerised reservation systems had to choose one call centre location, based on multiple factors:
* A location in the geographic centre of the country would only need "Band 3" trunks (which reached halfway across the nation in every direction) for nationwide coverage; by contrast, comparable service from somewhere like San Diego would require the most expensive inbound lines ("Band 6") that money could buy, to reach clear across the country.
* Even with those expensive trunks, intrastate calls couldn't come in on the same national number, a potentially-fatal limitation if the call centre were in a populous state like California.
* Regional accents in the spoken language become very noticeable if one call centre were to serve the nation. A Midwestern accent is fairly neutral, a Confederate southern drawl less so.
* Availability of infrastructure (for both voice telephony and computer data) was also a factor.
 
As a strategic location? Nebraska already had good infrastructure because the Strategic Air Command (SAC, the Air Force command tasked with managing the Air Force's nuclear weapons) was based in Offutt Air Force Base in Omaha and needed [[Crazy Prepared|insane amounts of incoming phone lines as insurance]]. As a location? The state is triple-landlocked (three states or provinces away from tidewater in any direction, including Canada or México). A "Nebraska Admiral" therefore held a purely-honorary title which militarily ranked on par with Kentucky's Colonel Harlan Sanders, but the locationstate is strategic both for SAC (which had installed massive communications infrastructure which mostly wouldn't be needed unless and until [[Cold War|the Soviets]] start [[World War III]]) and anyone else who required a strategic position in the geographic centre of the nation. As more call centres set up shop in Omaha, Northwestern Bell added infrastructure. The lines going into "Reservation Row" and the hotel chain call centres soon dwarfed those originally used by the SAC.
 
The original InWATS system was eventually replaced, in the early 1980's, by a modern system controlled by computers. in which everyEvery call could bewas itemised and in which US interstate, US intrastate and Canadian inbound freephone calls could eventuallybe all beanswered terminatedon atone the sameeasily-memorable number. The callswhich could be forwarded toanywhere, anywithout phone line and didn't requirerequiring special flat-rate inbound trunks. The innkeeper who wanted 1-800-HOLIDAY (465-4329) but originally couldn't get itask for US1-800-HOLIDAY coveragestateside (as 1-800-465 was hard-wired into Northern Ontario's sparsely-poplated +1-807 area) was now free to request the numberit. TheLong calldistance centresrates could locate wherever they like,dropped and thetelephony restrictionwas onopened takingto intrastate calls on an otherwise-national +1-800 number was eliminatedcompetition. The "number which doesn't work from Nebraska" became largely a thing of the past. The last of the restrictions (including the ability to keep the same freephone number when changing phone companies) didn'twere changeeliminated untilin the mid -1990s, and eventually the SAC disbanded into the current STRATCOM. [[And Now You Know]].
 
Often summed up quite simply with "Void where prohibited," a magical phrase which shifts the onus of learning about obscure laws away from the seller and onto the consumer.
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== Magazines ==
 
* ''[[Mad Magazine]]'' once spoofed this trope with a coupon that was "Void where prohibited. Prohibited where void. [[Department of Redundancy Department|Void and prohibited where not allowed]]."
* If a British comic, such as ''[[The Beano]]'' or ''[[The Dandy (comics)|The Dandy]]'', has a cover mounted free gift, it would often be absent when sold in the Republic of Ireland. Probably also applies to Canada and New Zealand.
** Canada tends to get two versions of UK magazines that have cover-mounted "gifts": a higher-priced version with the item and a lower-priced version without.
 
== Video Games ==
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** A variation, some randomly pulled cards could be exchanged by mail for small prizes: Canadians had to complete a brief math problem to get their prize.
* The city of [http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Kelowna&g=Kelowna&ie=UTF8&z=10&iwloc=addr Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada] was apparently bribed to do this; EB Games (since bought out by GameStop; those that are still EB Games simply didn't feel like changing the signs) are prohibited from buying used games in city limits, because the pawn shops "complained" that the chain stores took away their business.
* Lampshaded by Tony Kornheiser on ESPN's ''[[Pardon the Interruption]]''. After the standard half hour, he and Mike Wilbon "toss it up to ''[[Sports Center]]''," but briefly interrupt (no pun intended) the latter show with an extra segment, the "Big Finish," During which they truly close out their show. This extra segment isn't aired in Canada, so at [[Credits Gag|the end of every show]], Kornheiser waves a Canadian flag and says "Goodnight, Canada."
* Conversely, the ''[[Second City Television]]'' segment with "Bob and Doug MacKenzie" was originally created to occupy a sliver of time which was available on the Canadian broadcast (which had fewer ads) but not the US version.
 
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* Even the Internet falls victim to this. Because television shows are almost always licensed for viewing only in certain countries, online players will usually block users from foreign countries. Never mind asking ''why'' the networks prefer to limit their potential advertising base, but they do. [[YouTube]] offers the ability to do this as well because it offers content from television networks. It's probably easier to list sites that ''don't'' do this. Unauthorized uploads on Vimeo and the like obviously don't count.
** This leads to such absurdities like a Sony ad not being viewable in Germany because it contains music by ... Sony Entertainment.
** Netflix is bad for this; it will display a wide selection stateside, but half of that content will be missing in Canada or some other country. The North Korean cyberattacks on Sony Pictures released a long trail of records of the studios pressuring Netflix to shut down access for VPN users (a common way to view US Netflix in Canada); Netflix caved to this coercion. Not that cable or satellite TV are any better; there's a long history of Canadian cable TV tampering with US border station signals that dates to at least [[The Seventies]], and Bell actually went to the Supreme Court to keep US DreckTV receivers out of the hands of Canadians in 2002.
 
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