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{{quote| ''[[You Put the X In XY|You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "eww" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".]]''}}
{{quote|''[[You Put the X In XY|You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "eww" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".]]''}}


A 2001 [[Affectionate Parody]] that attempted to do for [[High School]] movies what ''[[Scary Movie]]'' did for horror. It shared some of the same creators (none of whom were [[Seltzer and Friedberg]]).
A 2001 [[Affectionate Parody]] that attempted to do for [[High School]] movies what ''[[Scary Movie]]'' did for horror. It shared some of the same creators (none of whom were [[Seltzer and Friedberg]]).


The basic plot was taken from ''[[She's All That]]'', but it also parodied ''[[American Pie]]'', ''Can't Hardly Wait'', ''[[The Breakfast Club]]'' and dozens of others. Including a parody of the [[Heath Ledger]] singing scene from ''[[Ten Things I Hate About You|10 Things I Hate About You]]'' that leads to the [[Hollywood Homely|Pretty Ugly Girl]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|being tasered]].
The basic plot was taken from ''[[She's All That]]'', but it also parodied ''[[American Pie]]'', ''[[Can't Hardly Wait]]'', ''[[The Breakfast Club]]'' and dozens of others. Including a parody of the [[Heath Ledger]] singing scene from ''[[10 Things I Hate About You]]'' that leads to the [[Hollywood Homely|Pretty Ugly Girl]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|being tasered]].


Opinion is more than a little divided on ''Not Another Teen Movie''. [[Critical Dissonance|The critics absolutely hated it, but a lot of fans think it is the funniest and cleverest spoof]] since ''[[Police Squad!|The Naked Gun]]''.
Opinion is more than a little divided on ''Not Another Teen Movie''. [[Critical Dissonance|The critics absolutely hated it, but a lot of fans think it is the funniest and cleverest spoof]] since ''[[Police Squad!|The Naked Gun]]''.
{{tropelist}}


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* [[Actor Allusion]]: [[The Breakfast Club|Paul Gleason.]]
* [[Actor Allusion]]: [[The Breakfast Club|Paul Gleason.]]
** Also [[Lacey Chabert]] playing a parody of Jennifer Love Hewitt's character in ''Can't Hardly Wait''. Chabert and Hewitt both starred on ''[[Party of Five]]''.
** Also [[Lacey Chabert]] playing a parody of Jennifer Love Hewitt's character in ''Can't Hardly Wait''. Chabert and Hewitt both starred on ''[[Party of Five]]''.
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* [[Big No]]
* [[Big No]]
* [[Big Screwed-Up Family]]: Jake's family: his dad wants him to go to the same college as him and have the same job as he, his mom is willing to [[Squick|sleep]] [[Parental Incest|with him]] to complete the illusion, and his sister is endlessly trying to have sex with him. At first, it seems as thought they are spoofing ''[[Cruel Intentions]]'' and that they are [[Not Blood Siblings]] until she afirms "only [related] by blood".
* [[Big Screwed-Up Family]]: Jake's family: his dad wants him to go to the same college as him and have the same job as he, his mom is willing to [[Squick|sleep]] [[Parental Incest|with him]] to complete the illusion, and his sister is endlessly trying to have sex with him. At first, it seems as thought they are spoofing ''[[Cruel Intentions]]'' and that they are [[Not Blood Siblings]] until she afirms "only [related] by blood".
{{quote| '''Jake:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|What is]] ''[[Lampshade Hanging|wrong]]'' [[Lampshade Hanging|with this family?]]}}
{{quote|'''Jake:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|What is]] ''[[Lampshade Hanging|wrong]]'' [[Lampshade Hanging|with this family?]]}}
* [[Billing Displacement]]: On the original poster and the video box, only Mia Kirshner (Jake's sister), Jamie Pressley (Priscilla), and Randy Quaid (Janey's dad) received billing.
* [[Billing Displacement]]: On the original poster and the video box, only Mia Kirshner (Jake's sister), Jamie Pressley (Priscilla), and Randy Quaid (Janey's dad) received billing.
* [[Bowdlerise]]: The network TV version turns "fuck my brother" into "find a lover."
* [[Bowdlerise]]: The network TV version turns "fuck my brother" into "find a lover."
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* [[Brick Joke]]: The conjoined twins really ''do'' make up one decent chick... {{spoiler|they wind up becoming Prom Queens}}.
* [[Brick Joke]]: The conjoined twins really ''do'' make up one decent chick... {{spoiler|they wind up becoming Prom Queens}}.
* [[Brother-Sister Incest]]: Parodying the [[Flirty Stepsiblings]] from ''[[Cruel Intentions]]'', Katherine makes a determined effort to try to sleep with her ''biological'' brother ([[Crosses the Line Twice|"Only by blood."]] is her rationalization when he points out the consanguinity). The brother is appropriately grossed out, and never goes along with her intentions.
* [[Brother-Sister Incest]]: Parodying the [[Flirty Stepsiblings]] from ''[[Cruel Intentions]]'', Katherine makes a determined effort to try to sleep with her ''biological'' brother ([[Crosses the Line Twice|"Only by blood."]] is her rationalization when he points out the consanguinity). The brother is appropriately grossed out, and never goes along with her intentions.
{{quote| '''Katherine:''' So what if we have the same mother?/Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother!}}
{{quote|'''Katherine:''' So what if we have the same mother?/Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother!}}
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Poor, sweet Ricky. He tells Janey that he's in love with her to her face, only for her to completely ignore him. Ends up broken and battered trying to beat the [[Big Man on Campus]] to the Airport, as he gets hit by a couple dozen cars. Ends up starting the [[Slow Clap]]... which gets him beaten up again.
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Poor, sweet Ricky. He tells Janey that he's in love with her to her face, only for her to completely ignore him. Ends up broken and battered trying to beat the [[Big Man on Campus]] to the Airport, as he gets hit by a couple dozen cars. Ends up starting the [[Slow Clap]]... which gets him beaten up again.
* [[The Cameo]]: Molly Ringwald, Melissa Joan Hart, Sean Patrick Thomas.
* [[The Cameo]]: Molly Ringwald, Melissa Joan Hart, Sean Patrick Thomas.
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* [[Catch Phrase]]. The [[Token Minority]] lampshades this: "I'm just supposed to smile, and stay out of the conversation, and say things like 'Damn!', 'Shit!' and 'That is whack!'"
* [[Catch Phrase]]. The [[Token Minority]] lampshades this: "I'm just supposed to smile, and stay out of the conversation, and say things like 'Damn!', 'Shit!' and 'That is whack!'"
** Later, there is this brilliant exchange:
** Later, there is this brilliant exchange:
{{quote| Token Black Guy: *clears throat*<br />
{{quote|Token Black Guy: *clears throat*
Other Black Guy: what?<br />
Other Black Guy: what?
TBG: I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party.<br />
TBG: I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party.
OBG: Damn...<br />
OBG: Damn...
TBG: Yeah...<br />
TBG: Yeah...
OBG: Shit!<br />
OBG: Shit!
TBG: I know—<br />
TBG: I know—
Both: It's whack! <br />
Both: It's whack!
OBG: *leaves* }}
OBG: *leaves* }}
* [[Caught with Your Pants Down]]
* [[Caught with Your Pants Down]]
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* [[Depraved Bisexual]]: Catherine
* [[Depraved Bisexual]]: Catherine
* [[Disney Creatures of the Farce]]: Areola's naked window scene with the birds is an obvious send-up of classic Snow White, Cinderella, etc moments.
* [[Disney Creatures of the Farce]]: Areola's naked window scene with the birds is an obvious send-up of classic Snow White, Cinderella, etc moments.
* [[Europeans Are Kinky]]: Parodied with Areola, the foreign exchange student who is constantly nude.
* [[Europeans Are Kinky]]: Parodied with Areola, the foreign exchange student who is constantly nude.
* [[Fan Disservice]]: Lampshaded with the "Dainty Girl", in a [[Shout-Out]] to the bathroom scene in ''[[Detroit Rock City]]'' (except with [[Toilet Humor|an unending stream of poo]]). As an added bonus, an English professor is heard berating today's youth for their crude taste in humor, right before the ceiling collapses and {{spoiler|showers him in the girl's excrement}}.
* [[Fan Disservice]]: Lampshaded with the "Dainty Girl", in a [[Shout-Out]] to the bathroom scene in ''[[Detroit Rock City]]'' (except with [[Toilet Humor|an unending stream of poo]]). As an added bonus, an English professor is heard berating today's youth for their crude taste in humor, right before the ceiling collapses and {{spoiler|showers him in the girl's excrement}}.
{{quote| "That made me [[Fan Disservice|sad in pants]]." }}
{{quote|"That made me [[Fan Disservice|sad in pants]]." }}
** The scene of Jake's sister, Catherine, frenching with an old woman.
** The scene of Jake's sister, Catherine, frenching with an old woman.
* [[Foreign Exchange Student]]: Areola is a parodic example.
* [[Foreign Exchange Student]]: Areola is a parodic example.
* [[Foreign Fanservice]]: Parodied with Areola, who spends most of her scenes completely naked.
* [[Foreign Fanservice]]: Parodied with Areola, who spends most of her scenes completely naked.
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* [[Funny Foreigner]]: Areola - Who has her accent change every line, and who dodges the question of what country she's from in a deleted scene.
* [[Funny Foreigner]]: Areola - Who has her accent change every line, and who dodges the question of what country she's from in a deleted scene.
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]]: Subverted in the scene where Catherine frenches an old woman, which is made repulsive.
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]]: Subverted in the scene where Catherine frenches an old woman, which is made repulsive.
* [[The Glasses Gotta Go]]: This plus taking her hair out of a ponytail is all Janey needs to be revealed as [[Beautiful All Along]].
* [[The Glasses Gotta Go]]: This plus taking her hair out of a ponytail is all Janey needs to be revealed as [[Beautiful All Along]].
* [[High School]]
* [[High School]]
** The schools' bulletin board reads: "Monday - Introduction", "Wednesday - Preston's Party", "Friday - Homecoming Game", "Saturday - Prom".
** The schools' bulletin board reads: "Monday - Introduction", "Wednesday - Preston's Party", "Friday - Homecoming Game", "Saturday - Prom".
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* [[Informed Ability]]: Janey's "artistic talent" is essentially just drawing kindergarden-level stick figures.
* [[Informed Ability]]: Janey's "artistic talent" is essentially just drawing kindergarden-level stick figures.
* [[Informed Flaw]]: See the [[Hollywood Homely]] entry. [[Played for Laughs]].
* [[Informed Flaw]]: See the [[Hollywood Homely]] entry. [[Played for Laughs]].
* [[Innocent Fanservice Girl]]/[[Foreign Fanservice]]: Areola. Lampshaded, of course.
* [[Innocent Fanservice Girl]]/[[Foreign Fanservice]]: Areola. Lampshaded, of course.
{{quote| "I am here to be object of lust for poor nerds who can't get American pussy!"}}
{{quote|"I am here to be object of lust for poor nerds who can't get American pussy!"}}
* [[Jerk Jock]]
* [[Jerk Jock]]
* [[Just Friends]]: Janey doesn't even bother to tell Ricky she just likes him as a friend.
* [[Just Friends]]: Janey doesn't even bother to tell Ricky she just likes him as a friend.
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]: Especially in the advertising. They told you what kind of movie this was going to be and exactly which [[Stock Characters]] they were going to be using.
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]: Especially in the advertising. They told you what kind of movie this was going to be and exactly which [[Stock Characters]] they were going to be using.
* [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]: All over the place again. For example, Janey and Ricky are both shown reading books on how to be their generic character types.
* [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]: All over the place again. For example, Janey and Ricky are both shown reading books on how to be their generic character types.
* [[Magical Negro]]: Played by [[Mr. T]]. Naturally.
* [[Magical Negro]]: Played by [[Mr. T]]. Naturally.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Areola.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Areola.
* [[Naked People Are Funny]]: Areola. [[Hilarious in Hindsight|Made funnier]] in that Cerina Vincent used to play a [[Ms. Fanservice]] on ''[[Power Rangers Lost Galaxy]]'' just two years prior.
* [[Naked People Are Funny]]: Areola. [[Hilarious in Hindsight|Made funnier]] in that Cerina Vincent used to play a [[Ms. Fanservice]] on ''[[Power Rangers Lost Galaxy]]'' just two years prior.
* [[Oblivious to Love]]: Ricky has no problem with [[Can't Spit It Out]] - he writes a ''[[Ten Things I Hate About You]]''-esque poem (entitled "Ten Things I Love About Janey Lippman") flat-out [[Love Confession|confessing his love for Janey]] and reads it aloud ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZKz64OtEvA in class]''. She still doesn't pick up on it.
* [[Oblivious to Love]]: Ricky has no problem with [[Can't Spit It Out]] - he writes a ''[[10 Things I Hate About You]]''-esque poem (entitled "Ten Things I Love About Janey Lippman") flat-out [[Love Confession|confessing his love for Janey]] and reads it aloud ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZKz64OtEvA in class]''. She still doesn't pick up on it.
* [[A Party - Also Known as an Orgy]]: Spoofed.
* [[A Party - Also Known as an Orgy]]: Spoofed.
* [[Pretty Fly for a White Guy]]: Bruce, a white kid who thinks he is Asian. A parody of (or possibly simply [[Homage]] to) Seth Green's character in ''Can't Hardly Wait'', who was white but thought he was black. At one point a couple of white boys who mocked Bruce for this, [[Hypocritical Humour|even though they themselves thought they were black]].
* [[Pretty Fly for a White Guy]]: Bruce, a white kid who thinks he is Asian. A parody of (or possibly simply [[Homage]] to) Seth Green's character in ''Can't Hardly Wait'', who was white but thought he was black. At one point a couple of white boys who mocked Bruce for this, [[Hypocritical Humour|even though they themselves thought they were black]].
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* [[Road Trip Across the Street]]
* [[Road Trip Across the Street]]
* [[Scenery Censor]]: Done with Areola's vagina, although not with any other part of her body.
* [[Scenery Censor]]: Done with Areola's vagina, although not with any other part of her body.
* [[Serenade Your Lover]]: In a parody of ''[[Ten Things I Hate About You]]''.
* [[Serenade Your Lover]]: In a parody of ''[[10 Things I Hate About You]]''.
** Jake realized that singing "[[Aerosmith|Janey ]][[Spell My Name with an "S"|(not Janie)]][[Aerosmith|'s Got a Gun]]" while at school was probably [[Hilarity Ensues|not the smartest thing to do]].
** Jake realized that singing "[[Aerosmith|Janey ]][[Spell My Name with an "S"|(not Janie)]][[Aerosmith|'s Got a Gun]]" while at school was probably [[Hilarity Ensues|not the smartest thing to do]].
* [[Sex as Rite-Of-Passage]]
* [[Sex as Rite-of-Passage]]
* [[Slow Clap]]: An extra exists [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KpoqynjV1g#t=1m25s whose sole purpose is to learn how to do this properly].
* [[Slow Clap]]: An extra exists [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KpoqynjV1g#t=1m25s whose sole purpose is to learn how to do this properly].
** Which ends in either [[Hilarity Ensues|hilarity]] or sadness, depending on whether you felt bad for Ricky or not - see Just Friends, above.
** Which ends in either [[Hilarity Ensues|hilarity]] or sadness, depending on whether you felt bad for Ricky or not - see Just Friends, above.
* [[SMURFING]]: The [[Alpha Bitch]] wants you to remember that this is a cheertatorship. ''Not a cheerocracy''.
* [[Smurfing]]: The [[Alpha Bitch]] wants you to remember that this is a cheertatorship. ''Not a cheerocracy''.
* [[The Song Before the Storm]]: "Prom Tonight".
* [[The Song Before the Storm]]: "Prom Tonight".
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: The Token Black Guy is revealed to be this, delivering a very deep insightful speech to Jake near the end. When Jake pauses to thank him, then dashes out abruptly before he can reply, he says only one word: [[Precision F-Strike|Mother''fuck''er]].
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: The Token Black Guy is revealed to be this, delivering a very deep insightful speech to Jake near the end. When Jake pauses to thank him, then dashes out abruptly before he can reply, he says only one word: [[Precision F-Strike|Mother''fuck''er]].
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* [[Stock Character]]: This movie goes out of its way to include as many as possible usually directly referencing the more famous examples from this genre. Lots of Lampshading too.
* [[Stock Character]]: This movie goes out of its way to include as many as possible usually directly referencing the more famous examples from this genre. Lots of Lampshading too.
* [[Token Minority]]: Hilariously and endlessly [[Lampshaded]].
* [[Token Minority]]: Hilariously and endlessly [[Lampshaded]].
{{quote| '''Malik:''' I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is WACK!"''}}
{{quote|'''Malik:''' I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is WACK!"''}}
* [[Tomboyish Ponytail]]: Spoofed over how it was supposed to make her unattractive.
* [[Tomboyish Ponytail]]: Spoofed over how it was supposed to make her unattractive.
* [[Tourettes Shitcock Syndrome]]: ''"Give me a 'W'. Give me a 'Y'. Give me a - lick-my-pussy, ass cock shit."'' ''Beat'', and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPrKLV69kCY#t=55s then the audience at the football game] ''[[Crowning Moment of Funny|actually shouts it back]]''.
* [[Tourette's Shitcock Syndrome]]: ''"Give me a 'W'. Give me a 'Y'. Give me a - lick-my-pussy, ass cock shit."'' ''Beat'', and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPrKLV69kCY#t=55s then the audience at the football game] ''[[Crowning Moment of Funny|actually shouts it back]]''.
* [[Unlucky Childhood Friend]]
* [[Unlucky Childhood Friend]]
* [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight]]: Areola again -- outside of her introduction, and the other naked girl at the party who complains that she copied her outfit, no one notices her walking around in the buff.
* [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight]]: Areola again -- outside of her introduction, and the other naked girl at the party who complains that she copied her outfit, no one notices her walking around in the buff.
* [[Video Credits]]
* [[Video Credits]]
* [[What the Hell Is That Accent?]]: Areola's accent changes throughout the movie.
* [[What the Hell Is That Accent?]]: Areola's accent changes throughout the movie.
** This was intentional though.
** This was intentional though.
* [[Wild Teen Party]]
* [[Wild Teen Party]]


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Latest revision as of 00:10, 3 October 2020

A 2001 Affectionate Parody that attempted to do for High School movies what Scary Movie did for horror. It shared some of the same creators (none of whom were Seltzer and Friedberg).

The basic plot was taken from She's All That, but it also parodied American Pie, Can't Hardly Wait, The Breakfast Club and dozens of others. Including a parody of the Heath Ledger singing scene from 10 Things I Hate About You that leads to the Pretty Ugly Girl being tasered.

Opinion is more than a little divided on Not Another Teen Movie. The critics absolutely hated it, but a lot of fans think it is the funniest and cleverest spoof since The Naked Gun.

Tropes used in Not Another Teen Movie include:
  • Actor Allusion: Paul Gleason.
    • Also Lacey Chabert playing a parody of Jennifer Love Hewitt's character in Can't Hardly Wait. Chabert and Hewitt both starred on Party of Five.
    • The chilling of Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Melissa Joan Heart in the scene after she made her cameo
    • Ron Lester, who basically plays the exact same character he was in Varsity Blues (like Gleason above).
    • Molly Ringwald as the Flight Attendant. Her lines are coated in irony, at one time even saying "Fucking Teenagers" and scoffing. At one point Jake quotes Pretty in Pink to Janey, to which Janey asks "Are you sure?" and Ringwald replies "Pretty sure".
  • Affectionate Parody
  • Alpha Bitch: Priscilla
  • Big Game: Parodied, of course.
  • Big Man on Campus: Jake
  • Big No
  • Big Screwed-Up Family: Jake's family: his dad wants him to go to the same college as him and have the same job as he, his mom is willing to sleep with him to complete the illusion, and his sister is endlessly trying to have sex with him. At first, it seems as thought they are spoofing Cruel Intentions and that they are Not Blood Siblings until she afirms "only [related] by blood".
  • Billing Displacement: On the original poster and the video box, only Mia Kirshner (Jake's sister), Jamie Pressley (Priscilla), and Randy Quaid (Janey's dad) received billing.
  • Bowdlerise: The network TV version turns "fuck my brother" into "find a lover."
  • Black Best Friend: Malik, who lampshades the trope.
  • Brick Joke: The conjoined twins really do make up one decent chick... they wind up becoming Prom Queens.
  • Brother-Sister Incest: Parodying the Flirty Stepsiblings from Cruel Intentions, Katherine makes a determined effort to try to sleep with her biological brother ("Only by blood." is her rationalization when he points out the consanguinity). The brother is appropriately grossed out, and never goes along with her intentions.

Katherine: So what if we have the same mother?/Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother!

  • Butt Monkey: Poor, sweet Ricky. He tells Janey that he's in love with her to her face, only for her to completely ignore him. Ends up broken and battered trying to beat the Big Man on Campus to the Airport, as he gets hit by a couple dozen cars. Ends up starting the Slow Clap... which gets him beaten up again.
  • The Cameo: Molly Ringwald, Melissa Joan Hart, Sean Patrick Thomas.
    • Joan Hart's in particular can be seen as a parody of Sarah Michelle Gellar's cameo in She's All That.
  • Catch Phrase. The Token Minority lampshades this: "I'm just supposed to smile, and stay out of the conversation, and say things like 'Damn!', 'Shit!' and 'That is whack!'"
    • Later, there is this brilliant exchange:

Token Black Guy: *clears throat*
Other Black Guy: what?
TBG: I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party.
OBG: Damn...
TBG: Yeah...
OBG: Shit!
TBG: I know—
Both: It's whack!
OBG: *leaves*

"That made me sad in pants."

    • The scene of Jake's sister, Catherine, frenching with an old woman.
  • Foreign Exchange Student: Areola is a parodic example.
  • Foreign Fanservice: Parodied with Areola, who spends most of her scenes completely naked.
  • Fun with Subtitles: Whenever Aerola is naked and speaking, the subtitles avoid covering her 'assets'.
  • Funny Foreigner: Areola - Who has her accent change every line, and who dodges the question of what country she's from in a deleted scene.
  • Girl-On-Girl Is Hot: Subverted in the scene where Catherine frenches an old woman, which is made repulsive.
  • The Glasses Gotta Go: This plus taking her hair out of a ponytail is all Janey needs to be revealed as Beautiful All Along.
  • High School
    • The schools' bulletin board reads: "Monday - Introduction", "Wednesday - Preston's Party", "Friday - Homecoming Game", "Saturday - Prom".
  • High School Sweethearts: Lampshaded.
  • Hollywood Homely: Parodied In-Universe. Jake, the popular jock, has to make Janey beautiful because... you know, she's hideous! Just look at the glasses! And her ponytail!!!
    • Don't forget the paint-covered overalls!
    • And this in comparison to the following: A) an Albino guitarist ("any chick with a guitar is hot!"), B) a hunchback ("So baby's got a little back... hunch, that is. Way too easy!"), and C) twins that are conjoined at the temple ("...combined, those two make up a pretty decent chick.")
  • Informed Ability: Janey's "artistic talent" is essentially just drawing kindergarden-level stick figures.
  • Informed Flaw: See the Hollywood Homely entry. Played for Laughs.
  • Innocent Fanservice Girl/Foreign Fanservice: Areola. Lampshaded, of course.

"I am here to be object of lust for poor nerds who can't get American pussy!"

Malik: I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is WACK!"