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Line 1: {{trope}} {{quote\|'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[Trope Namer\|She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!~~<br />~~ '''Calvin's Mom:''' What noodles?~~<br />~~ '''Calvin:''' Oh...uh...Ha ha! [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud?\|Did I say noodles?]] [[Blatant Lies\|You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]\|''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''}} {{quote\|I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination.\|'''Matthew Taranto''', ''[[Brawl in ~~The Family (Webcomic)\|Brawl in The~~the Family]]''}} {{quote\|'''Kojiro:''' When was the longest time that she stayed away? ~~<br />~~ '''Kirino:''' That's got to be that one time! That one time! ~~<br />~~ '''Kojiro:''' Oh, ''that'' time!\|''[[Bamboo Blade]]''}} {{quote\|''There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,''~~<br />~~ ''Or would sit making lace in the bow:''~~<br />~~ ''And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,''~~<br />~~ ''Though none of the sailors knew how. ''\|''[[The Hunting of the Snark]]''}} {{quote\|291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. [[Let Us Never Speak of This Again\|Let us never speak of it again]]. \|"1001 and More Things the Worst Party in [[Eberron]] is Forbidden from Doing"}} {{quote\|'''Airplane Pilot:''' Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Father?~~<br />~~ '''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and--~~<br />~~ '''Father Noel:''' (coughcoughcough)~~<br />~~ '''Father Dougal:''' -- oh, um, nothing happened at all.\|''[[Father Ted]]''}} Line 26: {{quote\|Legally I'm not allowed to own a firearm. I hope you guys are okay with that.\|'''Nick''', ''[[Left 4 Dead 2]]''}} {{quote\|{{color\|blue\|EB: how'd you get it then?}}~~<br />~~ {{color\|orange\|TG: shenanigans}}~~<br />~~ {{color\|blue\|EB: ok.}}\|''[[~~Homestuck (Webcomic)\|~~Homestuck]]''}} {{quote\|There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants."''\|[[Let's Play]] ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'': [[Boatmurdered]]}} Line 34: {{quote\|I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their [[Noodle Implements\|Molotov cocktails]].\|'''Rick Ajax''', ''[[Unbound Saga]]''}} {{quote\|'''Pleakley''': Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken.~~<br />~~ '''Jumba''': I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again.~~<br />~~ '''Pleakley''': All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...\|''[[Lilo ~~and~~& Stitch: The Series]]''}} {{quote\|"Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."\|'''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, ''[[Iron Man (~~Film~~film)\|Iron Man]]''}} {{quote\|Events always seem to unfold wherever i go. Like chicago a few years ago... It´s a bother to explain.\|'''Beckett''', ''[[Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines]]''}} {{quote\|'''Kirikou''': Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists.~~<br />~~ '''Ox Ford''': In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.\|'''[[Soul Eater]]'''}} {{quote\|''"I'd...rather not talk about it."''\|''Jim Morales'', Kadik phys ed teacher, '''[[Code Lyoko]]'''}} {{quote\|'''Barney''': "You mean it's working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat."~~<br />~~ '''Alyx''': "Cat?"~~<br />~~ '''Dr. Kleiner''': "Ah, now. We've made major strides since then. Major strides."~~<br />~~ '''Alyx''': "What cat?"\|'''Half-Life 2'''}} {{quote\|''(Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her)''~~<br />~~ '''Mullroy''': She's not breathing!~~<br />~~ ''(Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath)''~~<br />~~ '''Murtogg''': Never would've thought of that...~~<br />~~ '''Jack''': Clearly you've never been to Singapore.\|''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]: The Curse of the Black Pearl''}} ---- {{quote\|<small>Back to [[{{ROOTPAGENAME}}]]</small>}} {{reflist}} [[Category:~~Noodle Incident~~{{ROOTPAGENAME}}]] [[Category:~~Quotes~~{{SUBPAGENAME}}]]