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Like I'm the only guy in town |
Like I'm the only guy in town |
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I love, little girls |
I love, little girls |
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They make me feel so good |
They make me feel so good |
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|'''[[Danny Elfman|Oingo Boingo]]''', "Little Girls"}} |
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{{quote|Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? |
{{quote|Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? |
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You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else |
You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else |
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|'''Grateful Dead''', "Good morning little schoolgirl."}} |
|'''Grateful Dead''', "Good morning little schoolgirl."}} |
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{{quote|There was a little girl |
{{quote|There was a little girl |
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Right in the middle of her forehead. |
Right in the middle of her forehead. |
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When she was good, she was very, very good |
When she was good, she was very, very good |
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And when she was bad, she was very, very popular. |
And when she was bad, she was very, very popular. |
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|'''Max Miller''', ''The Max Miller Blue Book''}} |
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{{quote|O pretty child, |
{{quote|O pretty child, |
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of summer, exciting the hearts |
of summer, exciting the hearts |
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of many idle poets, |
of many idle poets, |
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Herotima, whom all men would ride. |
Herotima, whom all men would ride. |
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|'''Anacreon''' (570 BC-488 BC)}} |
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{{quote|Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child.|'''Dan Quayle'''}} |
{{quote|Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child.|'''Dan Quayle'''}} |
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{{quote|In other news, children are getting sexier... and that's pretty cooooool.|'''Tom Tucker''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}} |
{{quote|In other news, children are getting sexier... and that's pretty cooooool.|'''Tom Tucker''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Aide:''' ''Niiiiiice''. |
{{quote|'''Aide:''' ''Niiiiiice''. |
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'''Professor Oak:''' She's '''TEN''' you sick fuck!|'''[[VG Cats]]''', ''Super Effective #30''}} |
'''Professor Oak:''' She's '''TEN''' you sick fuck!|'''[[VG Cats]]''', ''Super Effective #30''}} |
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{{quote|'''Ragamuffin:''' Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your [[Stalker with a Crush|reign of harassment]] ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are? |
{{quote|'''Ragamuffin:''' Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your [[Stalker with a Crush|reign of harassment]] ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are? |
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'''Mr. Gosh:''' [[Undead Child|Yeah, but she's been 10 for a loooooong time now, man.]]|'''Ragamuffin and Mr. Gosh''' in ''[[Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl]]''}} |
'''Mr. Gosh:''' [[Undead Child|Yeah, but she's been 10 for a loooooong time now, man.]]|'''Ragamuffin and Mr. Gosh''' in ''[[Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl]]''}} |
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{{quote|If I had '''killed''' somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!|'''[[Roman Polanski]]''', in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.}} |
{{quote|If I had '''killed''' somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!|'''[[Roman Polanski]]''', in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.}} |
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{{quote|Her friends are so jealous |
{{quote|Her friends are so jealous |
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So bad it makes him cry |
So bad it makes him cry |
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Wet bus stop, she's waiting |
Wet bus stop, she's waiting |
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His car is warm and dry |
His car is warm and dry |
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|'''[[The Police]],''' "Don't Stand So Close To Me"}} |
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{{quote|Loose talk in the classroom |
{{quote|Loose talk in the classroom |
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He starts to shake and cough |
He starts to shake and cough |
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Just like the old man in |
Just like the old man in |
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[[Lolita|That book by Nabokov]] |
[[Lolita|That book by Nabokov]] |
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|'''[[The Police]],''' "Don't Stand So Close To Me"}} |
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{{quote|Lolli lolli lolli lolli |
{{quote|Lolli lolli lolli lolli |
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Chocolate lolli Cherry lolli |
Chocolate lolli Cherry lolli |
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Vanilla Lolli Pink lolli Red hot Red hot |
Vanilla Lolli Pink lolli Red hot Red hot |
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Red hot hot make that lolli pop |
Red hot hot make that lolli pop |
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|'''[[Three 6 Mafia]],''' "Lolli Lolli"}} |
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{{quote|Sitting on a park bench |
{{quote|Sitting on a park bench |
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Eying little girls with bad intent |
Eying little girls with bad intent |
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|'''[[Jethro Tull]]''', "Aqualung"}} |
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{{quote|'''Lewis''': Damn kids! (sigh) |
{{quote|'''Lewis''': Damn kids! (sigh) |
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Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things- |
Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things- |
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'''Secretary''': (swings open office door) Brian! |
'''Secretary''': (swings open office door) Brian! |
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'''Lewis''': (notices school PA is on) Oh fuck. |
'''Lewis''': (notices school PA is on) Oh fuck. |
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|'''Principal Lewis''', ''[[American Dad]]''}} |
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{{quote|If I am [[Lolita]] |
{{quote|If I am [[Lolita]] |
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I perfectly understand |
I perfectly understand |
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[[Tear Jerker|So it's my fault?]] |
[[Tear Jerker|So it's my fault?]] |
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No, Gothic Lolita |
No, Gothic Lolita |
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|[[Emilie Autumn]], "Gothic Lolita"}} |
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{{quote|"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. We're going back next year."|[[Marx Brothers|Groucho Marx]]}} |
{{quote|"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. We're going back next year."|[[Marx Brothers|Groucho Marx]]}} |
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⚫ | {{quote|Someone was remarking elsewhere that <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Drew Barrymore]]] looks the same now as she did in ''[[E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|ET]]'', only with breasts. They said, "You're watching ET and saying, 'oh yeah, Drew Barrymore, rawr' and suddenly 'holy crap she's, like, THREE!' and you're gouging your eyes out with a spoon."|"Legomancer", on the ''Straight Dope'' Website, 9/21/01}} |
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{{quote|"The sexual abuse of children will always exist. You can never eliminate it. Sometimes it leads to great art. So there’s also that."|'''Fasih Ahmed''', then-editor of Newsweek Pakistan, in a January 2018 [[Twitter|tweet]], via [https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/01/24/holy-sht-newsweek-is-pissed-at-pakistan-editor-over-this-tweet-about-child-sexual-abuse/ twitchy.com] (Newsweek fired him over the tweet)}} |
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⚫ | {{quote|Someone was remarking elsewhere that <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Drew Barrymore]]] looks the same now as she did in ''[[E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|ET]]'', only with breasts. They said, "You're watching ET and saying, 'oh yeah, Drew Barrymore, rawr' and suddenly 'holy crap she's, like, THREE!' and you're gouging your eyes out with a spoon."|"Legomancer", on the ''Straight Dope'' Website, 9/21/01}} |
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Revision as of 16:31, 26 January 2018
I, I, I love little girls —Oingo Boingo, "Little Girls"
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Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? —Grateful Dead, "Good morning little schoolgirl."
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There was a little girl —Max Miller, The Max Miller Blue Book
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O pretty child, —Anacreon (570 BC-488 BC)
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Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child.
—Dan Quayle
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In other news, children are getting sexier... and that's pretty cooooool.
—Tom Tucker, Family Guy
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Aide: Niiiiiice. —VG Cats, Super Effective #30
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Ragamuffin: Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your reign of harassment ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are? —Ragamuffin and Mr. Gosh in Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl
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If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!
—Roman Polanski, in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.
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Her friends are so jealous —The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
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Loose talk in the classroom —The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
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Lolli lolli lolli lolli —Three 6 Mafia, "Lolli Lolli"
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Sitting on a park bench —Jethro Tull, "Aqualung"
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Lewis: Damn kids! (sigh) —Principal Lewis, American Dad
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If I am Lolita —Emilie Autumn, "Gothic Lolita"
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"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. We're going back next year."
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Someone was remarking elsewhere that [Drew Barrymore] looks the same now as she did in ET, only with breasts. They said, "You're watching ET and saying, 'oh yeah, Drew Barrymore, rawr' and suddenly 'holy crap she's, like, THREE!' and you're gouging your eyes out with a spoon."
—"Legomancer", on the Straight Dope Website, 9/21/01
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"The sexual abuse of children will always exist. You can never eliminate it. Sometimes it leads to great art. So there’s also that."
—Fasih Ahmed, then-editor of Newsweek Pakistan, in a January 2018 tweet, via twitchy.com (Newsweek fired him over the tweet)
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