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Like I'm the only guy in town
I love, little girls
They make me feel so good
|'''[[Oingo Boingo]]''', "Little Girls"}}
{{quote|Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?
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Come on now pretty baby I just can't help myself
You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else
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{{quote|There was a little girl
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good
And when she was bad, she was very, very popular.
|'''Max Miller''', ''The Max Miller Blue Book''}}
{{quote|O pretty child,
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of summer, exciting the hearts
of many idle poets,
Herotima, whom all men would ride.
|'''Anacreon''' (570 BC-488 BC)}}
{{quote|"Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child."|'''Dan Quayle'''}}
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{{quote|'''Aide:''' ''Niiiiiice''.
'''Professor Oak:''' She's '''TEN''' you sick fuck!
|'''[[VG Cats]]''', ''Super Effective #30''}}
{{quote|'''Ragamuffin:''' Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your [[Stalker with a Crush|reign of harassment]] ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are?
'''Mr. Gosh:''' [[Undead Child|Yeah, but she's been 10 for a loooooong time now, man.]]
|'''Ragamuffin and Mr. Gosh''' in ''[[Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl]]''}}
{{quote|If I had '''killed''' somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!|'''[[Roman Polanski]]''', in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.}}▼
▲{{quote|"If I had '''killed''' somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!"|'''[[Roman Polanski]]''', in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.}}
{{quote|Her friends are so jealous
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So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry
|'''[[The Police]],''' "Don't Stand So Close To Me"}}
{{quote|Loose talk in the classroom
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He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
[[Lolita|That book by Nabokov]]
|'''[[The Police]],''' "Don't Stand So Close To Me"}}
{{quote|Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
|'''[[Jethro Tull]]''', "Aqualung"}}
{{quote|'''Lewis''': Damn kids! (sigh)
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Once you drew blood for him you were set.
Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things-
'''Secretary''': ''(swings open office door)'' Brian!
'''Lewis''': ''(notices school PA is on)'' Oh fuck.
|'''Principal Lewis''', ''[[American Dad]]''}}
{{quote|If I am [[Lolita]]
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I perfectly understand
[[Tear Jerker|So it's my fault?]]
No, Gothic Lolita
|[[Emilie Autumn]], "Gothic Lolita"}}
{{quote|"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. We're going back next year."|[[Marx Brothers|Groucho Marx]]}}
{{quote|Someone was remarking elsewhere that <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Drew Barrymore]]] looks the same now as she did in ''[[E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|ET]]'', only with breasts. They said, "You're watching ET and saying, 'oh yeah, Drew Barrymore, rawr' and suddenly 'holy crap she's, like, THREE!' and you're gouging your eyes out with a spoon."|"Legomancer", on the ''Straight Dope'' Website, 9/21/01}}
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