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Karate Bears is a whimsical, whacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator T.J. Baldwin.

Tropes used in Karate Bears include:

Atlas Pose: Here one is illustrating Ayn Rand's book.

Ax Crazy: Karate Bears are pretty fond of axes.
Barehanded Blade Block: Karate Bears actually take the knife by the blade, spin it around and use it to attack the attacker in this one
Batter Up: Karate Bears understand the usefulness of a baseball bat
Big Brother Instinct: Karate Bears are often bullies themselves but also hate bullies
Big Red Button: Karate Bears: Finger on the big red Button blows up the car the badguy/goodguy just got into.
Booby Trap: Karate Bears have the ability to actually detect such traps. Like in Dungeons and Dragons.
Blood Bath: Karate Bears like taking baths in the blood of the innocent.
Cartoon Cheese: Karate Bears love cartoony looking cheese
Cartoon Juggling:In this Karate Bears clip, he is arc juggling all his responsibilities.
Cats Are Mean: Karate Bears have a sidekick Kat who is very cruel on occasion.
Cats Are Superior: Karate Bears have a pet Karate Kat who is badass. here he is taking on 4 large dogs This one is also really badass: Kitty Kat smoking
Caught with Your Pants Down - Karate Bears will cause this to happen.
Chain of People: Karate Bears literally make a chain of people... violently.
Counting Sheep: Karate Bears actually count sheep in the morning for Breakfast!
Deadly Disc: They use saw blades
De Bris: Karate Bears can perform a Bris
Devil's Advocate: Karate Bears actually advocate for the devil's advocate!
David Versus Goliath: Karate Bears are generally the larger combatant but not always.
Does This Make Me Look Fat?: Karate Bears do not fall for this one.
Dragon Rider: Karate Bears ride dragons too!
The Emperor: Karate Bears have a very SMALL empire.
Erotic Dream: There is an odd romantic erotic fantasy dream in in Karate Bears: but i guess it takes all kinds.click here
Eye Beams: This guy from Karate Bears Webcomic has eye beams
Faceless Masses: T.J. Baldwin from Karate Bears likes crowd scenes but sometimes doesn't have time to do all the faces and stuff.
Follow Your Nose: They can smell your BBQ
Foot Popping double foot pop!
Four-Fingered Hands: Karate Bears usually have 4 fingers
Gigantic Gulp: Karate Bears Gulp Big.
Gladiator Games: in Karate Bears a guy Gladiates to save a lady.
Interspecies romance: This is a HUGE theme in Karate Bears. here are some examples. A B C
"Jump Off a Bridge" Rebuttal: Karate Bears actually do jump off a bridge.
Jumping on a Grenade: Karate Bears jump on grenades if they want to.
Literally Loving Thy Neighbor: Karate Bears totally have a crush on the neighbor.
Mortal Wound Reveal: Karate Bears rarely lose and this is why
Murder by Cremation: Karate Bears use a dude named pete to heat their home.
Night Vision: Karate Bears have have infrared vision
Nonverbal Miscommunication: This Karate Bears guy probably won't get any of these girls to go out with him. No matter what he actually says.
Not in Kansas Anymore: Karate Bears are not in kansas any more.
The Peeping Tom: Karate Bears peep.
Pegasus: Karate Bears are man enough to admit that they ride pegasi over rainbows
Pieta Plagiarism: Karate Bears need a mop.
Playing Hard to Get: hard to get
Plunger Detonator: In Karate Bear: the hero rigs explosives and an election at the same time!
Police Lineup: Karate Bears don't care, they just pick everybody.
Porn Stash - In Karate Bears one guy shows his Playboy Stash to some girls who thought they were going to make out!
Shameful Strip: Karate Bears will do it if they have to.
Safecracking: KB krack safes
Web Comics: A List of Karate Bears Shout Outs
Sideboob: In a Karate Bears dream sequence, a lady with Sideboob rides bareback.
Single Mom Stripper: This would be a Single Dad Stripper but i think it still applies
Sistine Steal: Karate Bears are not interested.
Smoking Gun: Karate Bears found the smoking gun
Smoking Hot Sex: Karate Bears still smoke after sex even if it's a little old fashioned.
Sociopathic Soldier: The guy in this Karate Bears "distinguishes" himself on the battlefield by mangling and eating an enemy
The Southpaw: Karate Bears have a hell of a left hook!
Talking in Bed: Karate Bears talk to their girlfriends in bed
Technology Marches On - Karate Bears used to work on those giant computers.
Unnecessary Combat Roll: Karate Bears love doing unnecessary flip/flops before doing most activities.
Unwanted Harem: Karate Bears love women, but not one woman in particular.
When I Was Your Age: Karate Bears used to have to have to walk to school through all types of weather and 10 miles and there were even scorpions!
Wrong Side of the Tracks: These guys are from the wrong side of the tracks for sure!

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 * [[Cats Are Mean]]: [[Karate Bears]] have a sidekick Kat [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/01/karate-kat-with-scimitar.html who is very cruel on occasion.]
 * [[Cats Are Superior]]: Karate Bears have a pet Karate Kat who is badass. here he is [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/cats-and-dogs.html taking on 4 large dogs] This one is also really badass: [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/01/karate-kat-2011_02.html Kitty Kat smoking]
-* [[Caught With Your Pants Down]] - [[Karate Bears]] will [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pants-poor.html cause this to happen.]
+* [[Caught with Your Pants Down]] - [[Karate Bears]] will [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pants-poor.html cause this to happen.]
 * [[Chain of People]]: [[Karate Bears]] literally [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/human-chain.html make a chain] of people... violently.
 * [[Counting Sheep]]: [[Karate Bears]] actually count sheep in the morning [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/count-sheep.html for Breakfast!]
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 * [[Devil's Advocate]]: [[Karate Bears]] actually [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/devils-advocate-advocate_16.html advocate for the devil's advocate!]
 * [[David Versus Goliath]]: [[Karate Bears]] are generally the larger combatant [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/big-trouble.html but not always.]
-* [[Does This Make Me Look Fat]]: [[Karate Bears]] do not fall for [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/bear-trap.html this one.]
+* [[Does This Make Me Look Fat?]]: [[Karate Bears]] do not fall for [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/bear-trap.html this one.]
 * [[Dragon Rider]]: [[Karate Bears]] ride [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/dragonian.html dragons] too!
 * [[The Emperor]]: [[Karate Bears]] have [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/empire.html a very SMALL empire.]
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 * [[Gladiator Games]]: in ''[[Karate Bears]]'' a guy Gladiates to save a [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/good-fight.html lady].
 * Interspecies romance: This is a HUGE theme in [[Karate Bears]]. here are some examples. [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/sweet-nothings.html A] [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dont-pick-up-phone.html B] [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dining-etiquette.html C]
-* [[Jump Off a Bridge Rebuttal]]: Karate Bears [http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/jump-of-bridge.html actually do jump off a bridge].
+* [["Jump Off a Bridge" Rebuttal]]: Karate Bears [http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/jump-of-bridge.html actually do jump off a bridge].
-* [[Jumping On a Grenade]]: Karate Bears [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/09/grenades.html jump on grenades] if they want to.
+* [[Jumping on a Grenade]]: Karate Bears [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/09/grenades.html jump on grenades] if they want to.
 * [[Literally Loving Thy Neighbor]]: [[Karate Bears]] totally [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/good-neighbor.html have a crush on the neighbor.]
 * [[Mortal Wound Reveal]]: [[Karate Bears]] rarely lose and [http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/sore-losers.html this is why]
-* [[Murder By Cremation]]: [[Karate Bears]] use a dude named [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pete.html pete] to heat their home.
+* [[Murder by Cremation]]: [[Karate Bears]] use a dude named [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pete.html pete] to heat their home.
 * [[Night Vision]]: [[Karate Bears]] have [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/karate-bears-can-see-in-dark.html have infrared vision]
 * [[Nonverbal Miscommunication]]: This [[Karate Bears]] guy probably won't [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/attack-stance.html get any of these girls to go out with him.] No matter what he actually says.